Tik Toks That Get More And More Chaotic

i don't know about that let's ask uh sailor who's that in the picture daddy okay who's that daddy daddy who's that guy that's daddy are you sure yeah i find it so cute when you fall asleep on call with someone and you wake up and they're still there like i don't know how long i was out but i wake up and he's still talking about like there's gonna be decimals i guess math or something wait a second there's a 24-hour pizza place in brooklyn it's open it's also a delicatessen here i just got an apple turnover that moment when your boyfriend's bearded dragon comes and starts living with you and you already have one of your own so you have to come up with a blocking system so that they can't see each other because this is what happens when they do see each other they are horny [Music] we've been waiting eight years 000 miles in a lot of synchros just for her to say two boobs so this robot right now is following this blue line kind of patrolling and then it's meant to actually look for a target to shoot so we're gonna put it down and see if we can do it target's down i just went to long ranges and pick up drugs to make me feel better because i don't feel good again you know it's a pharmacy it's supposed to make you feel better but it's not a pharmacy it's a harmony welcome to the dawn hey bro can i just get a chicken my dad has gotten like three tickets for parking in handicap spots and i know that's like an issue i hate it when people do that too but this is where it gets funny whenever my dad shows up to pay for these tickets everybody waiting there kind of like talks to each other and it's like oh what are you in here for they realize what my dad is there for and just push him to the front of the line gets to the front he's talking to the lady and she realizes what he's there for and she's like let me get the judge judge comes out and starts looking my dad up and down and the i think somebody got fired chocolate chips on the chuck e cheese plate oh wait milk in the chuck e cheese cup superhe so what's your name james james all right james no you're blind as well right i am completely lying all right cool do you think blind people can be racist yes okay are you racist no all right good i'm glad to hear that thank you james thank you for coming on the show were you playing xbox this whole time when i was at work no no cleaning the apartment interesting what noise is that [Music] i was driving today and i lightly slammed into a woman with my car and so like the responsible adult i am i got out my phone went on ways and marked her in the road but my only option was to mark her as object in the road waze you have to do better women deserve better treatment just chilling at denny's with my friend and just my friend and this time we are actually eating appropriate foods in the appropriate time all right go ahead show them how you show them how you'd go ahead show them oh my gosh just cut it just cut it do another one ah finally get to use the gate opener my wife got me six years ago how to survive an airplane crash today we'll be ranking the ugliest animals in our aquarium first i would dread lightly oklahoma aquarium it would be a shame i've got my cinnamon let's use it what why isn't it coming out because it's straight once you go to hell there is no second chance you're not going to get any rest i bet if someone in health can just tell you one thing right now at this moment they would say turn to god it feels like somebody wants to sell me something what the boys think while walking upstairs behind a girl dang the stairs look nice i wonder when i can look back up gang are there more stairs than normal made it hey diana right all right and you're going to the airport let's go all right you may want to cover your ears getting directions to los angeles international airport in 0.5 miles turn left onto wilshire boulevard sir do you know how fast you were going no sir you were going 68 in a 55 68. you think you could change that to make me seem a little cooler i got you says here you were doing 420 and a 55. ah i've never robbed a bank before i wonder if a man in uniform will stop me from doing such oh no here i go everyone's saying i sound like zephronk from disney junior i'm going to [ __ ] sue you i do not go to culinary school for four years for you to compare me to the cartoon dog from the disney channel i am visiting minnesota for the first time and i found out they have the cutest tradition here where the kids pour lemonade in the snow it has a slightly strong aftertaste but it is cold and refreshing love this place i had a date with this beautiful woman i brought her back to the house lit some candles and let her pick any flavor of ramen noodle that she wanted i had them all i said baby you can get two mix and match this how i'm living she pepper sprayed me twice and left i couldn't see i've seen some cool life hacks on tw [ __ ] lately so i wanted to share one for my own apartment this is a radiator and a little known fact if so oh yeah that's weird someone just came in to my work and referred to this baguette as big daddy and that is why i'm quitting my job i am this close to disabling my comments because it was funny enough when everyone was like oh you look like drake haha that's so funny but someone just called me god's backup plan what's a video that lives in your head rent-free amendment absolutist i believe in only two things completely the first amendment and boobs and so once they made the decision that they were not did you just say you believe in this nonsense related commentary hold on hold on i just want to make sure i heard you correctly as a woman anchoring the show did you say what did you say you believe in the first amendment and bwbs boobs two things that have only never let me down in this entire country's history if you ever smell popcorn in an asian jungle do not go any further in the direction you were heading why the hell would i be in the asian jungle does it look like i'm trying to get eaten by tigars someone tell me why when i opened blue's clues refrigerator not only was there no dog food but there was grapes dogs can't even have great it sounded like somebody just tried to enter my apartment surprise shotty some of y'all weren't playing hey do you want to yes i didn't even say what the thing was doesn't matter you're just down to do anything yep i could have suggested something life-threatening or even worse cringe life's not that important now do you want to do this thing or not i mean i do but are you okay no but we're not gonna play budget therapy right now so come on let's do the thing okay geez feels good right oh yeah what it's like to text my african mom hey why do you call hello come help me send lunk on facebook what's popping don't mind me just watching bro that was a bot that was a bot the game somehow twisted the coding so that they can hack and make me die no way i can die i'm the best at this game no way no way this bot they hacked no way what's a celebrity impression that you can do all right believe it or not i think i can do a good uh city girls impression uh you know the girls that are always talking about their their you know what i ain't got time for you fake [ __ ] talking all loud in them fake ass clothes i'm serious period today i walked into my little girl's room and this is why i need to have a talk with her because i don't know what's going on okay so maybe her throat was hurting and she decided hey you know what let's put a straw in there because that works better and just hold it here in the red kool-aid because that works better that's what i'm hoping it is either that or she making her own crunk juice i mean i don't know she do listen to lil wayne sometime if someone's like really allergic to peanuts and you just like sprinkled a little bit in their food and then they fell asleep a couple like 20 minutes later would my brother would would that person be okay you know this is the mask my son wears to school hey carl [Applause] my dad used to say listen if your girl is losing weight she's in love if she's gaining weight she's happy and if she's using the windshield wipers she's turning in season 2 episode 5 of spongebob which is my personal favorite episode band geeks while the band is practicing in the street the flag twirler spins so fast they fly into a blimp and destroy it but let's take a look at that blimp before they destroy it and they're going for it if you notice right here it has an anchor attached to it that's of course so it doesn't float up your honor i have one question is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in someone's eyes uh it's assault i know it's assault but is it a crime kennedy started exhibiting that classic presidential hubris he made his neck extra long as if to show off his head to the world it was wonderful to see his head but it also made his head an easy target for snipers and birds there were a few things that seemed out of place that day there was a man in a trench coat who was holding an arm full of hot dogs look at my cat as a garlic hi boy when you go to certain apartment complex and they got that [ __ ] right there on the wall if you go to the apartment complex and they got dead on the wall before you go somebody out you're gonna turn around just gonna come on back down the steps and go on about your [ __ ] beer oh my god the ice cream shop oh my god the ice cream man i don't what is that my iud i am [Music] your house and park that mug got the cuke and i'm ready to go hopefully this time i don't mess up kitty get out of the way kitty get out of the way so i am in a tree so my friends and i had decided to do a powerpoint night but in the end neither of them ended up making one so after six hours of work i have no one to show it to and i'm just left with top this sexiest disabilities or syndromes a [ __ ] pencil speedometer that works yeah so i bought this uh laser tag and i wrote on the warning that it has dangerous parts to it [Applause] oh okay guys do you see this what's the weird fact that keeps you up at night the man who invented pringles is buried in a pringles can well [ __ ] what are y'all doing screwing there was an article in new york times when i was 16 i changed my facebook profile picture and this man commented this photo of himself oh that's all i just drove to mcdonald's because i've had a really long day and i wanted mcdonald's fries because i deserved them and it got to mcdonald's and it's gone that's where it was before and it's gone it was here two days ago where did it go white males stepped back to the side of my voice white male black male state i why the [ __ ] did this image burn to my desktop i just don't understand it makes me so [ __ ] angry and it's this why it's so [ __ ] wow i'm a [ __ ] city girl i don't think the landlord trusts us at this point because he thinks we're stupid oh wow hannah look at him just leaking the person that sent you this wants you to know that the person that sent you this sent you this [Music] hold on your dad and i want to do it on the couch so don't come out okay how to go to hell in one easy step oh right down the middle just gonna snip the tip we've been trying to contact you regarding your car's extended warranty for quite some time now this will be our final attempt to try and reach you look out here my car's [ __ ] my engine fell out here's what to do if you're on your couch and you're getting choked uh 12 year old is completely out of control and i i can't i physically if she's as big as i am i can't control it okay did you want us to come over and shoot her are you there excuse me [Music] oh

Channel: Monstro

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Id: QBVvFftp5XA

Length: 18min 16sec (1096 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 17 2021