Yo we're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa somewhere in Muskoka Ontario I'm your host Chris McLean dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television right now Here's the deal, 22 campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp they'll compete in challenges against each other then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers every three days one team will either win a reward or watch one of their team members walk down the dock of shame take a ride on the loser boat and leave total drama island for good Their fate will be decided here at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week all but one camper will receive a marshmallow In the end only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid Fame and a Small portion which let's face it they'll probably blow in a week to survive they'll have to battle black spies grizzly bears disgusting camp food (hey now) and Each other every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp who, will crumble under the pressure find out here right now on on Total drama island Welcome back to total drama island alright, it's time to meet our first 11 campers we told them they'd all be staying at a five-star resort, so if they seem a little T.O.ed, that's probably why. Beth, what's up? it's so incredulous To meet you wow you're much shorter in real life uh, Thanks DJ Yo Chris McLean how's it going? hey you sure you got the right place here? where's the hot tub at? yo dawg this is it. Camp Wawanakwa Looked a lot different on the application form hey Gwen You mean we're staying here? no! you're staying here my crib is an Airstream with A.C. that-a-way I did not sign up for this actually you did The great thing about lawyers is... they make lots of copies. I am, not staying here. cool, I hope you can swim though because your ride just left. Jerk Chris MacLean! Sup man? it's an honor to meet you man. the Jeff-ster welcome to the island man thanks man they say man one more time I'm gonna puke Everybody this is Lindsay Not too shabby. hi! okay you look so familiar! I'm Chris McLain! The Host of the show. oh that's where I know you from Yeah Heather! Hi! looks like we're your new friends for the next eight weeks Duncan, dude. I don't like surprises yeah your parole Officer warned me about that, man. he also told me to give him a holler any time and have you return to juvie okay then Did you by the campfire gorgeous. drop dead you skeez I'm calling my parents you cannot make me stay here Ladies and gentlemen Tyler! Ugh, my shoes! Wicked wipeout man! Welcome to camp Harold What's he looking at? So you mean the show is that a crappy summer camp but not on some big stage or something? you got it! Yes! that is so much more favorable to my skills Contestant number nine is Trent hey good to meet you man I saw you on that figure-skating show. nice work. hey thanks man I knew I rocked that show! I saw that. one of the guys dropped his partner on her head though they got immunity that we. lucky! I hope I get dropped on my head me too! So this is it? All righty then Hey what's up? all right our surfer chick Bridgette is here! nice board. This ain't Malibu, honey. I thought we were going to be on a beach. we are! Great! all right that makes-- ow Darn it, that hurt! Hey guys! hey! I'm Jeoff what's up? Dang, watch the board, man! hi I'm Beth! hey! Okay, we've all met surfer girl. can we get on with the show, please? someone missed their double cappuccino macchiato this morning? get bent Our... next camper is Noah. you got my memo about my life-threatening allergies? Sure someone did. good. is this where we're staying? no, it's your mother's house and we're throwing a party cute nice piercings original do them yourself? Yeah you want one? no, thanks can I have my lip back please? Thanks. What's up, y'all? Leshawna's in the house! Yo, baby, hey, hou you doing? How's it going Feel free to quit now save yourselves the trouble, 'cause I came to win. Oh what's up my brother give me some sugar baby! I've never seen a girl like you in real life before excuse me? your real big and loud What did you say to me? oh, no, you didn't. you have not seen anything yet. I'll show you big, baby. Oh, yeah, you want some of this? Well, come on, then! All right campers settle down Ladies! Sadie, Katy, welcome to your new home for eight weeks, My gosh Sadie look it's a summer camp okay, I always wanted to go to summer camp Ezekiel! what's up man? I think I see a bird. okay. look dude, I know you don't get out much been home-schooled your whole life, raised by freaky prairie people, just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early? okay. yes, sir that's just... Wow! Cody, the code-ster. the code-Meister Dude, psyched to be here, man. I see the ladies have already arrived. all right. Save it, short stuff. Eva? nice. I glad you could make it. Ow! what's in there, dumbbells? yes. she's all yours, man. Chris, what's happening? this is awesome Owen! welcome. Awesome to be here, man. yeah! man, this is just so... awesome? yes, awesome! woo! Are you gonna be on my team? Oh, I sure hope, so Woo! you about finished? Sorry, dude. I'm just so psyched! cool. and here comes Courtney. Thank you. Hi! you must be the other contestants. it's really nice to meet you all. how's it going? I'm Owen! nice to meet you O... Wow. This is Justin. welcome to Total Drama Island. thanks, Chris. this is great. just so you know, we picked you based entirely on your looks. I can deal with that. I like your pants. thanks, man. 'cause they look like they're all worn out. Did you buy them like that? uh, no. just had them for a while. oh! cool. Stupid! Hey, everyone, Izzy! Hi, Chris. Hi! Hi! ow! Ooh, that was bad. guys she could be seriously hurt! That felt so... good! Except for hitting my chin this is summer camp? that it's so cool! do you have Paper-mache here? are we having lunch soon? That is a good call! First thing's first. We need a group photo for the promos. everyone on the end of the dock. Okay, one, two, three... Oops! okay, forgot the lens cap. Okay, hold that pose. one, Two--oh No, wait. card's full. hang on. come on, man. my face is starting to freeze. got it. okay. everyone say, "whawanakwa!" all. Wawanakwa! Okay, guys, dry off and meet at the campfire pit in 10. This is camp Wawanakwa, your home! for the next eight weeks the campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. you dig? The camper who manages to stay on total drama island the longest without getting voted off will win $100,000. excuse me. what will the sleeping arrangements be, because I'd like to request a bunk under her? They're not co-ed, are they? no girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other. excuse me, Kyle? can I have the cabin with the lake view since I'm the prettiest? okay, you are, but that's not really how it works here. and It's Chris. I have to live with Sadie, or I'll die. and I'll break out in hives. it's true. this cannot be happening Oh! Come on guys, it'll be fun. it's like a big sleepover. at least you don't have to sleep next to him Here's the deal. we're gonna split you into two teams if I call your name out. go stand over there. Gwen, Trent, Heather, Cody, Lindsey, Beth, Katie, Owen, Leshawna, Justin, and Noah. from this moment on you are officially known as... The Screaming Gophers! yeah I'm a gopher whoa! wait what about Sadie? the rest of you over here. Jeff, Bridget, DJ, Tyler, Sadie, Izzy, Courtney, Ezekiel, Duncan, Eva, and Harold Move! move! move! move! but Katie is a gopher! I have to be a gopher! Sadie is it? come on. it'll be okay! this is so unfair I miss you Katie! I miss you too! You guys will officially be known as... The killer bass! it's awesome, it's like... Amazing. All right campers you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition you will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries any time you want. let the audience at home know what you're really thinking. or just get something off your chest Okay... so far this sucks. I don't get it where's the camera guy? Hey everyone check this out I have something very important to say All right any questions cool let's find your cabins Gophers you're in the east cabin bass you're in the West Bunk beds Isn't this a little summer camp? that's the idea genius Shut up weird goth girl you're so smart I feel that shouldn't you be on the boys side Where are the outlets I have to plug in my straightening iron there are some in the communal bathrooms just across the way communal bathrooms but I'm not Catholic not communion, comiunal! it means we shower together idiot Oh, no! come on! I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guys you know what I mean? I mean no I didn't mean it like that I love chicks I just don't want to sleep near them I mean excuse me Chris is there a chaperone of any kind in this facility Here all 16 years old as old as a counselor in training in a regular summer camp So other than myself you be unsupervised you've got a half an hour to unpack and meet me back at the main lodge starting now. nice! Oh, Man that white girl can scream. What is it? kill it! kill it! That was my bed! Help me! Well that's one way to kill a cockroach awesome if you ever see one of those again just let me know okay 'cause you know I could do that too They always go for the jocks Listen up I serve it three times a day and you'll eat it three times a day rabbit ray get the food and sit your butts down now! excuse me will we be getting all the major food group Yeah cuz I get hypoglycemic real bad if I don't get enough sugar you'll get a lot of shut the heck up. Have a cow! what was that? come closer fat boy I didn't hear you oh I didn't really say anything important I'm sure you didn't you scrawny kid give me your plate What's up girl oh? It's gonna be like that is it. next! Excuse me my nutritionist says I shouldn't eat any white sugar white flour or like dairy I don't think that's gonna be a problem Cool, okay. I hate to be predictable and complain on the first day but I think mine just moved right Okay then Welcome to the main lodge Joe my man can we order a pizza whoa it's cool G brown slop is cool right guys your first challenge begins In one hour what do you think they'll make us do it's our first challenge how hard can it be Oh? Next time on total drama island your first task is to jump off this 1,000 foot high cliff into the lake I'm looking at this guy and thinking there's no, way, he's gonna make it I actually thought if he jumps this He's gonna die I'm going to die now. I'm going to totally die now
are you god?
Alright campers, I heard from an anonymous source that someone reported this for copyright,
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