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got a bowl of fried rice and orange chicken damn grace the [ __ ] we do to you i think y'all should leave her home next time and you need to drop that attitude jimmy i'm trying to sneak into your mom's bedroom but i'm dummy thick in the clap of my ass she's keeps alerting your dad hey so what's your favorite local news moment here's mine back to fox 2 news at 9 00 am time once again to get you caught up on your news headlines for that the hamburglar it's your birthday i'll let it pass i woke up this morning hung over with a lot of liquids from i don't know what from i don't know who all over me the lights are super bright i got jerked off by a pigeon and this little asian boy keeps following me new york baby you only come here if you have the big bucks i'm really into anatomy so i have a real answer for this here you can see the male anatomy and it has all the same things that a female anatomy does lungs pancreas gallbladder all that good stuff but right here you can see there's a little spot where the uterus would be and then the male anatomy that's where the [ __ ] audacity is my grandmother's stepsister broomhender told me i could never do the ketchup plate challenge buckets boy there be some women on this app tossing they booty cheeks like it's dodgeball but i ain't ducking you feel me but there's children on this app but i ain't one of them how you doing i'm employed so i come in and realize that my brother's made this really cool thing right so i pick it up and he just looks at you and goes that's neat and i'm like what and he's like i wasn't sure if the whole thing would be electrocuted or not i mean like what were you just gonna let me be a guinea pig is that what was happening the doc tells me i have adhd i say hey doc what's that mean he says it's a tension deficit high definition hdtv 80 inch plasma screen this thing's beautiful this thing is you watch the game on it with your boys suddenly he and i are kissing a little [Applause] uh guys i need your help for some reason this remote won't work on this radio dude you have a freaking jellyfish launcher on your truck dude what oh my god [Music] hi guys today we're going to make my favorite keto sandwich first we're going to make our bread next we're going to take a whole block of cream top that bad boy off with your bread into triangles oh my god look at that now we're going to dip it in heavy cream because if you ain't dipping you is tripping who's doing that space girl i'm gonna commit federal tax crimes i don't know honey you can't do that can will should you really can't can somebody tell me i'm supposed to confidently go through life when one i have a less than two i look like a piranha fishy fishy wake up she wouldn't stop shaking the bag i love it for 40 years what do you do when you're alone on christmas all right dad so you just made quiche right and what did you what did you put in the dough i put dill in the pie dough so so what is it it's dough with dill no it's not say it quick dildo hey who wants that last cookie hey i'm a safety steve i'm with osha here to do an inspection oh [ __ ] so uh what we got here nice dining room oh my god see that mattress says supported by a two-by-four that's not properly nailed in you know what that means saved violet my [ __ ] car just turned off in the middle of [ __ ] titanium and it won't [ __ ] turn go around [ __ ] go around go around i just got [ __ ] hit i just got [ __ ] hit i got [ __ ] hit i just got [ __ ] hit he must be horny he's horny i know he's horny up there he's horny up there i'm saying meme why are there m ms in your plant oh i don't know i don't know there's one in my place oh yeah that's it oh i don't know no tell me you're a failure without actually telling me you're a failure i'll go first mom can you make me some cereal get your life together kristina hey hey what's up um i just wanted to call you and tell you um there's a race of alien women that are abducting people with big dicks okay now you're not you're not in any danger okay but i just wanted to call you and tell you i just wanted to call you and tell you this spaceship is [ __ ] awesome guys i just woke up in a mcdonald's playground [Music] i don't know what's going on my gosh we just got a new dishwasher i'm so excited the problem is it also cleans dishes that aren't in the dishwasher so not me bailing out my utensil drawer i love my life this is great this is really ideal so great this is chasing our car get away from us sir we don't have any change this was for all the baddies mamacita ho chi mamas out there that'd be walking in the middle of night and you got a creep behind you right let me see if you want to do some [ __ ] you done [ __ ] do you spit that dog [ __ ] it i don't know do your [ __ ] after them out [ __ ] through your bottom and they don't [ __ ] work and they still on you that's what i call the eggplant roaster 3 000. tell you they they did that real quick they just went right in there nobody not me wrapping my white elephant christmas gift and newspaper to be sneaky only to find that i wrapped it in the [ __ ] obituary yeet what's a heat [Applause] oh that's hot that's hot yo ellie how does it feel to be a [ __ ] dumbass i don't know why didn't you ask your mom what the [ __ ] she's dead i finally purchased my home in california this was twenty five thousand dollars and i don't get the land but it's a beautiful home i have a lot of sex in here see aren't you glad we found nice y'all [Music] hey do you want to see something cool yeah literally your laptop but you didn't even know that you bought it when you bought it like this but it's one of those ones that like flips inside out oh my god we're closing her down we are closing it down attention attention this here kitchen is closed for these did you know your grandma used to play for the chiefs mom i think i have a really really bad cold so drink some hot water hey mom my headache is killing me drink a hot water oh mom the stomach ache is the worst drink of hot water ah ma thank god help me help me i got stabbed i'm dying barkeep one common rock please oh no i meant rum and coke now i'm going to have to drink [ __ ] again ah thank you this is exactly what i wanted shout out to my school for treating crippled people like [ __ ] a fire has been reported in the building a fire has been reported so there i was that's the biggest waterfall i've seen all day and then she pulls out this one okay this one right there i would like two hot dogs with cheese and chili all right so this guy just smashed his car up and got out of the car in the middle of 42 and is running down the highway this guy for real where are you going where are you going avocados from mexico why are you [ __ ] cycling why are you taking me avocados from mexico 23 times are you an idiot are you [ __ ] stupid what is so important that i need to know about avocados from mexico [Music] why [ __ ] you that is psychotic behavior psychotic what is the importance a video game quote that lives right and free inside of your head sorry fellas did somebody mention the door to darkness [Music] how is one bar 102.19 i just find it really weird that we've been together for 10 years and i've never seen your butthole don't you think that's weird i think that's weird oh guys we are swifting today with my sister found a super duper cool shirt i might get it i am a gamer

Channel: Monstro

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Id: pEKb6SnVwYo

Length: 15min 29sec (929 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 30 2020