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footprints in the sand but then you turn around and see another set because jesus was with you all along my name's amy put your [ __ ] seat belt on put it on this song goes out to my grandma who passed away [Music] yay yeah sometimes when i'm lonely i stick my dick in bologna roses a red gum is chewy is that a [ __ ] ratatouille is that rat a [ __ ] tree babe would you would you divorce me if i got fat you are fat mom personally i have no plans for any self-improvement or growth in any sense of the word in 2021 i know myself things aren't changing around here around these parts things aren't changing i i i love the way this cake is cut i'm gonna knock you on your ass please enjoy this video i found in my snapchat i think it's really funny happy new year so what if every time you saw capital letters you had to read them in a capital voice cbs pharmacy transfer pharmacy get your first shots now dollar general every friend group has howie mandel steve robbie and joe jost okay story time so i galaston into your strays you know like win votion pine part and this flashing gestation shousely bug leads and for know me like how evacuary so of course i molished in ducktorum crilly and fear physical decal ruinalized i can't code a bleep posenzuma please so to duchamplore the burp position and we burglain like for part two we shall do what women do we shall talk hear me out she stinks does your dog have normal eyes or does your dog have strangely human eyes that make you think he's trapped the soul of a human person inside of his butt i can't go this [ __ ] cat's just looking at me like he's got you got a problem we can handle it right now yeah you [ __ ] roll up the window [ __ ] ass cat small face we are literally about to snap about what now i'm not recording it meet a new addition to my family this is anna she's chunky she's funky she got more money than your man hit her up and she got a caboose like her mother that's me you still gonna love me when i'm old and wrinkly and my nuts be hitting the water in the toilet burrow huh what is all your breath pistachio babies what is it it smells like pepper jack cheese yeah dave put her down [Music] uh-huh [Music] and would you like to round up today to feed missing kids uh no thanks i'm get wait how does that work how do you feed them if they're missing i don't know man i just work here nah [ __ ] those kids are you serious right now yeah because they're in the back if you want hey dev could you throw me that weighted blanket all right come here gonna make a childhood memory let's go give me that give me that ankle give me that ankle you ever pull up to one of them cute ass animals and animal crossing it's like a squirrel and then he'd be like and then you look at a [ __ ] gorilla and that [ __ ] be like yeah i'ma grab a piece of goons run upstairs and search the rooms then they realize somebody is hiding in the bedroom imagine the terror as the intruders killing me get the [ __ ] out of my room and play minecraft uh hey there i just posted another instagram picture on the gram uh you could go like it follow me uh i'm wearing a black puffer i know that's a trend here on that tim tick tick tock tick tock uh but yeah go like it or i'll kill you grandpappy paw pal you're not you're not in the mafia anymore you're gonna have your butt i know i'm not gonna kill them hey i'm having a little seat can you come right back [Music] better hide your kids one pubic hair can pull a battleship hmm [Music] so i lost my phone like eight years ago like a while ago and um i just found it in the mall told me a box yo y'all monkeys ain't fooling me y'all can talk y'all just don't want to pay taxes walking around with no green card no citizenship just living free stopped a wrong-way driver here on the highway unfortunately there seems to be a language barrier here at our preschool we teach the kids the basic fundamentals abcs days of the week months of the year colors numbers and shapes our curriculum even covers the bible and we raise women the right way ms stacy has social anxiety and now i don't know what to do oh come on you're not whipping either hey dad what i think the dog's been drinking i'm trying to play call of duty everybody's been drinking it's new year's wouldn't be the dog's drink uh yeah you may be right brother all right girl i have the 15th the ten commandments we don't want you you've heard that before right my father told me that oh my god why is it so long and hard i mean what could i say you know i'm sad i'm not talking about your penis i'm talking about life yo let me get changed for a time change pretend i got you why are you in a rush bro come on i gotta go yo let me get a twenty dollar bill what you wanna twenty hurry up hurry up are you okay oh i got you wait what got your dumbass you got my dumbass i got your dumbass stupid man hold up look at these crackers the dirt getting the smack oh smack on the dirt the dirt get the big old smack smack the dirt with the smack smack it with the shovels smack smack on the shirt smack dirt what i broke the shovel why do you look like that all i did was fart so when you fart it's okay but when i farted to the end of the world is that what this is son what is that face i'm gonna take that starbucks edition except if you put a finger down we love you and you come with starbucks put a finger down if you like to verbally abuse customers grey okay okay this is the way it'll work grey's dead now you have to shoot evan do it do it do it do it all right now is it my turn with the gun rookie mistake don't you know there's only two people left man no they're dead it's only you that's left it says if you tap on your screen it'll give you a flashback see how does it weigh well well you better hide your kids not a choice what you want for dessert me or brownies you duh all right guys i'll uh see you later whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa you put those things down now put those things down this two is bigger than the town of us i hate gingers i'm a ginger too oh yeah you wouldn't kill a pregnant lady would you i would never but i would oh pick a number pick a number two oh it's time to get more with tampax radius all right little one have a good night okay wait can you read me a bedtime story sure little one now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and i'd like to take a minute just sit right there i'll tell you how i became the prince of a town called bel air so mom was holding dad right and she was saying he was 200 pounds like two years ago now look at him and you know what i said i said yeah i guess you could really say he burned some calories as most of you know i got the virus after eating ass but what you don't know is that it was my own ass [Music] i know one of the most important things uh to get the most tender steak possible is you just gotta let it sit number six man urinates on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke i was today years old when i realized you can take a [ __ ] water bottle top and put it on a wine bottle hello it just makes life so much easier you know what do you want to do when you grow up i want to be a physician i want to invent a kind of medicine people who drinks it will never die that's a very lofty goal and i like it that's very that's very specific too nice okay what would you want to be in future i would like to be a terrorist i love spanish milk tea what's it called horchata that's the cutest [ __ ] thing i've ever seen in my entire life you guys know how everyone has their little stick families on the back of their cars right well we did this instead and since i'm a single mom so there's no doubt in the picture we couldn't just leave that space open so he gone sorry where's the candy would you like to tell me why you have a fake id in your bag you have to be 18 if i hold the puppy say that again because you have to be 18 to hold the puppies at petco this is something not that cool but i'm excited about it my mom heard me talk about cross stitching like one time a couple months ago and i got this kit in my stocking on christmas and i finished it right

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Length: 14min 16sec (856 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 03 2021