Tik Toks That Are So Funny They Feel Illegal

imagine how many chickens had to die to grill all this beauty i can only wonder show me the life hack that you randomly saw one day i hate all men but when he loves me this is busting respectfully why would they name it that why would they name it seaman avenue what the [ __ ] [ __ ] dump [ __ ] the [ __ ] clutches purse tight to elevate huh almost had it remember that trick i told you use your arm i keep trying stonekeeper does this chattering animal speak for you certainly not this is my impression of a two-factor authentication system uh wanted to sign in sorry love i don't trust you gonna have to come over here first and prove it this is my impression of how i imagine people become botanists [ __ ] yeah this is what i want to do for the rest of my life so what are you giving me what's up yesterday dude you're about to be halloween and i want to apologize to all of you for what i did it was very wrong and i am very sorry i just would like to move on and lead a normal life you know i don't want to get the old version of this tech product i'm gonna wait for the new one to come out man this is expensive i'm gonna wait till the price goes down a little bit izzy you watch that do they ever call him bob no his name is spongebob oh do they have call him sponge no his name is spongebob is that his whole name or his first that's his whole name his first name is spongebob and his last name is squarepants oh oh i thought oh yeah wow what about that spongebob squarepants that's his whole name there you go but they called them spongebob right yes all right man i'm out all right hey it was good seeing you man it was yes sir all right man let's catch up soon i'm down when are you free nah man that was i'm playing with you don't play if i ever get out of here i'm gonna [ __ ] you up hey you i'm gonna mess your [ __ ] up i'm coming for you specifically if i get out of here i'm coming for you i'm going to kill you um can i have a turkey and cheese sandwich hey frankie cut the bird's titties off make it do a somersault you want me on that yeah make it racist please don't put the camera on silent juggle it what nothing you want oily vinegar i get it down down left right left right that's them officer that's the person who's british unironically take them away and by george they've spotted us how did they know 152 53 54 556 5759 162 63 c 2 4 65 66 67 68 970 71 72 73 74. in fact heat causes almost everything to expand don't i wasn't gonna don't i wasn't gonna stop telling people not to put their business on social media i like reading it adult six dollars child four dollars three d two dollars up charge manatee four dollars manatee do you know the difference between an enzyme and a hormone an enzyme and a hormone yes well a hormone is for a very tart very specific targeted function and is a steroidal based and an enzyme is designed to break things down right and that's about the acknowledge i know but also you can't hear it in time though you can't look you can't hear an enzyme you can't oh why hey can you hear a hormone oh my gosh [Music] or what [Music] what do you mean or what can i have a pigment [Music] what you gonna do if i don't give you the big mac yeah can i get a number two april fool's guys i'm sick of women's accomplishments being erased the monkey at night at the museum was a girl it was a girl monkey actress and look how beautiful she is everyone always talks about what guys have in the showers i got some body gel some shampoo some enriched long green white rice what did you call this at school we always call them chocolate bricks but i've heard others call them chocolate concrete it's a [ __ ] brony in it i'm going to smack them can i get one you can have one get the blue one good [Applause] hey everybody so this is my best friend this is tj uh tj and i lived together in college and uh he always kept telling me that he always wanted to find someone that had like you know blue eyes and short brown hair which was concerning sleeping four inches away from him anyway uh this is his wife and we're the same person can i help you find anything oh i [ __ ] up there was no milk there was no milk and i thought this would have been acceptable i thought that this was gonna be good why why'd you make that weird ass noise my mouth is actually like this because i play baseball and i got hit with the baseball right here playing third base that's why i play first base now i'm trying to hit right here so i can even it out hi your total is going to be 47 y'all are so expensive yeah i gotta go to a loan shark before i go to starbucks please it's like taking out a mortgage and i don't even like their coffee it tastes burnt like mud like [ __ ] it tastes right so there's a bit of [ __ ] cheese stuck to the toaster and i'm sat here flicking it off trying to cut it off and then i'd stop halfway through and i'm like [Music] what am i doing you guys i've gained so much weight during quarantine i used to run so good look how i run now somebody's rubbing my house oh no in case you didn't know i'm a dumbass riding an e-scooter that's me this is on the shoulder of i-75 she blames her gps for the mistakes i have no idea what i'm doing i am not from here and my google maps told me to turn so i turned so i'm trying to get off the highway [Music] wearing my glass sensory amplification device in the wild an anti-safety mask probably the weirdest art piece i've ever made taking in the sights sounds smells and tastes of the great outdoors oh no i hope a fat guy with a beard doesn't follow me home hey hey you what you're alive here's your food sir did you remember the sauce you can't respond to everything with finger guns that's where you're wrong kiddo finger guns aren't toys call your legislator today nice relaxing bath that ironically looks like the color of piss and my son oh my god i'm passing the phone to a ginger and i'm passing the phone to a girl with incurable disease five whoppers and five more whoppers you guys are you kidding me damn [Laughter] why am i turned on by this you're an angel okay okay damn deck what did you have at school that was too spicy greek salad why was greek salad spicy declan [Music] big beaver exit 69 are you kidding me yeah it's cool all you have to do take a picture of that and send it to you all right i like that yeah why do you keep on saying tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow because tomorrow is when it's gonna happen if you identify as a man please touch this video and tell me a joke that is not at the expense of other people's feelings how much does the chimney cost nothing is on the house man you ain't he had to do me like that pam yeah he had to do me like hey this man hey this man just i don't want to do this i think i'm about to steal words my greek dad can can't pronounce biscuit this quiz asl these

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Length: 11min 58sec (718 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 11 2021