Tik Toks That Cared For Me When No One Else Did

this is how far back my dad drives and i gotta blanches do you turn his car on the lady at the gas station said have a nice day and i said i said no thank you i thought she was i thought she was going to ask if i wanted to receive not me thinking i was about to take home a cat when i really need to take my blind a dollar dollar to the optometrists i'm at work and i just i hate it so [ __ ] much bro because i'm always i always got to talk to people like hey bro you got to put that back inside baby i honestly don't care and i talk like this but you know what i'm gonna have to do my job and i'm gonna let you know right now put that back inside stormy's here with me stormy baby wake up storming stormy sam what is that bro cucumber this is how i wash mine [Applause] oh hey big guy one special nah um we're old girl that wash the vegetables who lily yeah how long is she ready oh hands up 10 minutes i see a lot of comments under my videos saying oh what do you like in person well i'm a pretty easygoing guy i'll hang out with pretty much anyone um you know as long as you're not get last clip cut off but i said as long as you're not getting sick you know i'm not trying to catch a cold he's not going to say anything about this guy [Laughter] alcohol poisoning you're in one drink you're not alcohol but my my body is very sensitive extremely sensitive how many days later is this saturday sunday monday tuesday wednesday four four days later you're alcohol poison i'm almost over it saying goodbye was the hardest [Music] licensing registration do you speak english yes what's your name yes why is everybody so obsessed with the drama pika the guy with this peek at the guy with that why don't we all just collectively come together that little stinking [ __ ] dude you can buy traffic cones just wait till you find out how much power borrowing them gives you i've already used the meat off of all of these ones hey ladies i gotta be in my human sexualities class safe to say i know my way around uh cle boris people think just because they sleep with the manager they can come in when they feel like it to be here at 8 and it's 802. you make your own schedule it's storming in new york city so i'm gonna try to capture it hopefully i don't get electrocuted it's coming i can do it i hope that didn't work [Music] hey [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh my gosh it looks so good [Applause] oh my god what wait you look so good holy [ __ ] oh okay oh okay yeah yeah oh okay if you can literally sit behind a screen and tell someone to kill themself you are insane oh my gosh it's like cheering no wait someone at my school said it was shed sheeran oh trent perhaps i treated you too harshly and so what brings you out here today well i was actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake and then go back home when you wake up to little notes he left in your belly button while you were my belly button looks like a coin slot i hope he leaves me quarters like the tooth fairy yeah no no clay county sheriff's office as in this is a law enforcement agency you just called home oh my god what i'm going to do now yeah what are you going to do now yeah take your scan all right you ain't got to give me your ip address you want to grab that side yeah and then let's lift this up and get it out of here my mouth hurts dude you can pack your things and leave there's the door there's the door [ __ ] they ain't give bro his sauce i just need i need my cane sauce i'm sorry i need my cane sauce had to spin the block what's somebody in the back looking at what's he looking at about it back there got a brand new faucet because our faucet was a little messed up let's test it out here ah it's going pretty good hit the club who let me do that you what'd you say [Laughter] look like those girls he's so annoying so in a pocket and called for we must capture that avatar [Applause] [Music] you guys got any weed i never seen a chinese lantern come down but one just came down in my yard it is like 12 30 in the afternoon if anybody is in connecticut and did this i'm a young white man on the verge of a cigarette addiction who eats too many spaghettios and has a mustache so for your sake i will be giving this to somebody a little bit more qualified they don't know it's me yo how do you say i put in spanish no no no but like in the past yo [ __ ] why is that funny [ __ ] [Music] you

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Id: kkoTv9TpCx0

Length: 9min 23sec (563 seconds)

Published: Wed May 05 2021