The Funniest Jedi in all of Star Wars

hey guys so I've heard this game doesn't perform that well but lucky for me the only thing this puppy can't run is a wet surely we try grand master I mean how bad could it possibly be okay it's back we got this why did it just cut out why are we looking at the [ __ ] Trooper okay I've got it now I've got flip attack let's go she hit that [ __ ] God damn is that come here oh are you scared but what if I told you I have a button on my mouse then UPS the sensitivity new dropkick that's the sound effect for the [ __ ] dropkick Bravo got OverWatch nice what about fortnite I'll draw the fire you got that too hey you do you have OverWatch do you want to play OverWatch okay clearly more of a valorin guy Star Wars okay do you really want to do that bro oh hey boys you might think uh things are about to go down but actually they're gonna go up man to take me down gee you boys in the orbit unrelated what's the gravity like on this planet would you say oh what is that is that from Star Wars why would they call it Jedi Survivor if you can't what is that some kind of space chicken okay nice [ __ ] what the [ __ ] it's funny I'm fine no no you are not why are you so strong nice job Richard okay all right let's let's just calm down a little okay I'll see you around hey there little guy just saw you get born out of that robot go live a new life bubbling before you ask no it's not skipping it is force frolicking okay the other padawan's bullied me for it but they're [ __ ] dead so oh look out look out yeah I saved you and in return all I ask change your life for the better what this is a lot of enemies they gotta be protecting something good jumping jaw was now that's a chest thanks BD people died for that like oh say goodbye to Dad he's gonna go for six months to protect the X-Wing and Dad's like nope sorry sorry you must have heard me wrong I didn't I said the best wig like the like hair oh what is that oh it fully has nipples come here you got some of that blue milk got some of that Star Wars blue milk give it here I'm the milk DeLorean you know what they call me cow short for calcium my name is calcium gas station I love drinking blue milk I saw them suckers from a mile away guess what galaxy I'm from baby and it's not the silky way succulent climb finally someone gets it you leave a sloppy train so you followed the milk nobody's getting past me not without a blaster hole in him I wonder if I'll get promoted for doing such a good job what does RB dude is that promote him oh no a misunderstood creature stop you don't need to eat me or throw [ __ ] or whatever you do did the Beast of the bog just pull up with a [ __ ] dropkick nature was beautiful until it was coming they got me from the top row okay let's start over what's your name mine's calcium huh space [ __ ] gotta be but now I've learned a new movie I'm not even tempted by the dark side anymore to be honest I'm I'm just gonna go buy some chickens okay I'm being a lot more careful with the wildlife at least this isn't a chicken like what got okay yeah no I I need to really [ __ ] up to end up I ended up like that guy what standing still taught B to evade right before an enemy hits sure coaches debated life of course they put a chicken in here but as long as I'm ready hey hey hey wait hey wait YouTube get hey come back everyone knows joa but I just want to know to rare sure this is a funny game when you turn around I'll mess you up so bad you'll need a paper clip to forget what I'm gonna do you're gonna need an oil change you should probably call tech support cause you can't run oh he's walking backwards all right never mind that's fair that's fair now the cool thing about this level is there's these big pillars you pull out and the wind coming through them makes it sound like music you should call this game toddler Survivor because a baby could survive this who's next please you're a frog you can talk to him there's a reason they didn't call the game frog Survivor cause no one has almost almost yeah no no no no no yes and it's Frog versus Man the battle is oldest time I I thought myself last week when my car got towed okay I'm sorry I can't let you do this I cannot let you take this kill oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay I'm sorry finish him off though what what okay this guy's too powerful I'm putting them judging me please Don't Judge Me My Froggy friend I just did what I had to do okay please understands foul presence wait wait where's it taking me no oh actually maybe it's some kind of reward because the ogdobagdo is like the hardest boss in it's an impossible fight so I'll need to use my secret Force Power quit I'm just not gonna play that I have mastered inner peace in this enlightened State I can automatically counter any attack except the chicken the chicken was still of course instantly kill me you have no idea what I could be doing under here the only thing I promote is violence return to the Earth backwards Force uppies the next time you get downies it's the hell a counter I see we're even leaving is there even anyone anymore that just poses a challenge no it can't be wreck join me Rick together we can rule not just doors but maybe Windows too the choice is yours Rick I'm I'm sorry I can't do this right now man I I got I'm sorry I gotta go I got what was that joined me Rick I'm sorry but every door eventually closes yeah I'm the good guy wait no I'm turning to the dark side I can't stop turning to the dark side why can't I I think my controller is broken what uh night check on Cordova's progress is that where was can't get any better they added horses all right all right [ __ ] it you guys are coming with me come on in this no way this bird's in hyperspace baby let's go come on my little invasive species let's get out of here oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [Music] [Laughter] hey no no no no oh God he's gonna do it no he's using my one weakness and he's standing slope of loose terrain over five degrees gotta get back there now you got to be really careful on this planet okay because there's these giant scorpions and oh that was a six degree slopes I'll pull a shortcut a scripting Lair but where's the scrape but what's a scrape something's coming X there's not a tactic on Earth holy [ __ ] smooth with it God damn it it worked you think yourself a Survivor but you are a failure well I didn't pay 70 for Star Wars Jedi failure now did I okay go on that was pretty good you are now gone was that spot where um that was the main villain of the game oh well boat oh no I guess he didn't bode well for us um actually I think it's technically called a speeder how did you kill them all you guys should install Windows that don't instantly kill people oh oh God if he sees that then I'm okay good thing he has short range sense nope he just walked right over it I guess that just happens a lot here [ __ ] this guy in particular hey look a penny on the ground hey don't stand up it's a wet floor oh he's gone anyone want to um I guess they just really didn't [ __ ] like that guy in R2 from Star Wars initiate hack oh this is like the game they play in Star Wars oh it's time follow tactics okay let's let's give it a shot let's give it a shot even in the game there's a meta you do not stand a chance Cox Gambit Cox Gambit oh my God you are absolutely [ __ ] now buddy you've entered the coop you blocked so it's all about strategy these two chickens will take care of those units and then I'll put a chicken back here to take care of that one and then another chick they just win every every single fight okay there's no way your strategy proved Superior that was the final boss hunted by the Empire like like Jedi survivors the fun let's I I think we got to give new game plus a shot all right we just got to get through the uh tutorial what the [ __ ] Edge

Channel: Slimecicle

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Id: dgNbCIRPOrA

Length: 12min 5sec (725 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 01 2023