These celebs are complete a-holes!

what's an encounter with a celebrity you've had where they were an absolute bean i was sitting in the lounge in one of the big music studios in hollywood and bruno mars woke up looks at me and says where the frick is my camp i looked at him and said who the frick are you i really had no idea who he was haha but you did act like an absolute bean nicest guy ever billy raceros the studio had a policy that you're never supposed to touch the food any of the artists order or bring in and you're especially not supposed to take any home as i was leaving he slipped me to huge meat and cheese trays out the door when no one was looking as an intern trying to make it as an audio engineer that sustained me for almost two weeks oprah didn't tip me on a 200 lunch instead she signed a napkin for me and acted like she was doing me a huge favor the kicker was when she walked in they gave away all of my other tables so she didn't have to wait for anything so i made four dollar hour for two hours for the privilege of serving oprah and she goes on and on about signing a napkin for me that i never asked for used to work at a hard rock hotel mary akari was the absolute definition of a freaking diva she used a bunch of employee passageways and we were instructed that if we looked her in the eyes we would get written up we were also told that we had to immediately vacate any room that she entered even if we were in the cafeteria on break or in the bathroom doing our business she's an asshole on top of that too a few of her backup dances accused her of sexual assault during numberme2 and nothing ever came of it back in the 90s i worked on the stage musical production of beauty and the beast the guy who played the talking clock is an australian celebrity by the name of bert newton he always used to say hi and make conversation until he found out i was one of the lighting crew after that he wouldn't even glance at me slightly related on the same show i used to hang out with the dude that played gaston at stage door having a ciggy during interval i only recently discovered that it was a jackman really nice dude probably 10 or 11 years ago i was working bts of a wwe house show my job was to find the contest winners and bring them to introduce them to a couple of the bigger stars my immediate report went to ricky steamboat who was incredible i had a question for him don't remember what it was anymore but he was standing there talking to chris chiricho not wanting to be rude i stood to the side waiting for their conversation to end before i interrupted jiracho stopped mid-sentence looked at me and said are you freaking lost when ricky turned around to see who jiricho was talking to he recognized me and was super pleasant and answered my question but jiricho was mad and thought i was a groupie or something mid 90s worked at a golf course that was so exclusive not even michael jordan could be a member the day was very rainy and the course was closed to everyone except the foursome jordan was in he ran late the other three started without him he arrived they loaded his clubs on the cart i was standing probably 50 feet away as he was getting ready to leave and meet his group no one else around there was nothing for me to do since no one else was on the course or the driving range i'm not gawking or anything just kinda marveling at how tall he is they don't look so tall on tv he calls me over how can i help you mister jordan can i have that towel of course sir thanks i knew you were good for something nice for those asking egc and skokie il i wasn't implying he wanted to be a member just that he wouldn't be allowed because they were racist cuba gooding jr cut in line ahead of me and my sister for a pretzel at disneyland we were 10 and 8 years old respectively i met tom cruise once walking down rodeo drive i went up to him and shook his hand he pulled me in close and whispered hail hydra in my ear my uncle works at a vegas casino none of the kardashians or jenner's tip anyone ever he was with them for over three hours and didn't receive a dime and was treated like total garbage scott disick however is a great zipper and great guy all around this goes both ways i ran into kirsty alley 25 years ago when veronica's close tea was on she was quiet but sweet people came up and wanted photos but she was with her kids and politely declined citing her kids nearly everyone acted like she had slapped them and turned them down but she was calm and gracious kinda made me sad barbarous recent wasn't a bean she was a total and complete idiot to every stager and working her show frick her i met chevy chase many years ago everything you've heard is probably true i met woody harrelson at health food store i didn't realize it was him we were talking in line at first i thought he was being an asshole but it turns out he is actually a really cool guy ran into pierce brosnan while on vacation in hawaii before daniel craig took the role of james bond he was in a gift shop and we bumped into each other out of surprise i pulled out my finger gun and shot him in classic bond fashion right in the gut he staggered back and held his stomach slowly dying in this gift store in front of me as a 12 year old it was the coolest thing ever reversal story once worked for a large movie company i was mad of and at the end of my work day so when i saw an open elevator not crowded with focus i was leaving i quickly got in and pressed my floor number when i heard a thick voice behind me sounding a bit far away saying hold the door i pretended not to hear given crap mood doors are closing and i turn that's when schwarzenegger gets mad off face appears behind the slit between the ever closing doors i asked you to hold the doo then they shut in his face and the elevator went down i'm so sorry t-800 not me a friend of mine he worked on looper in new orleans it was a very common occurrence where bruce willis would wander off of set a call would come over the walkie and various pas would be sent to scout the area to find him my buddy found him in a bar sheepishly approached him and said i'm sorry to bother you mr willis but they are calling for you on set bruce willis looked up at him and then proceeded to just keep drinking i think it was a gnt like he wasn't even there my buddy had to walk outside radio and that he had found him and wait for someone with a higher pay grade to come and wrangle him back to set met naomi and wine on a judith at a meet and greet session at kmart corporate headquarters i had a mod store planned from their hometown for them to autograph why nana was a complete yooba bish she scribbled her name on it and then crunched up the paper and threw it at me with some sarcastic comment about rednecks and hillbillies then her mom naomi took the paper gently smoothed it out and told me that it was the most thoughtful thing she had autographed all day very nice and genuine woman how are those two blood related went to jenkin a few years ago and will wheaton was right behind my husband and i i had a whole huge crush on him as a young girl and looked up to him i turned around and asked if he minded if i snapped a quick photo he pretended that i never spoke his wife gave me these sad eyes and then his freaking lack is explained that he doesn't talk to fans well frick you too dude you could have spoken to me we were three feet apart now i can't watch any episodes or movies he is in it kills it for me i see his true nature i never said anything mean i respected his personal space and walked away after being told no i didn't force an over-the-shoulder selfie either donking i didn't recognize who he was and asked for his id so that i could check him into the hotel when i looked up from the computer screen the look he was giving me made me turn completely cold i genuinely thought we were seconds from this guy reaching out and grabbing me to hurt me for daring to not recognize him i'm not a big person and he is a very tall man fortunately a coworker who did recognize him intervened and took over the transaction giving him what he felt was the proper amount of ass kissing after that point as far as he was concerned i no longer existed super rude but the anger and malice in his expression when i hadn't recognized him just left me grateful to have him turn his attention away i think he did say something along the lines of don't you know who i am but i honestly don't remember it i just remember the look on his face i've dealt dealers celebrities and plenty of sports stars who pull the don't you know who i'm called all the time and i'm generally just amused by it this was something else altogether he creeped me the frick out sort of my fault but i met a well-known gay brit selby in a gay bar i was there because a girl i had a crush on and who had just had a bit of a breakup wanted to go with a drink without being hassled by men she didn't know that i fancied her but anyway i offered to take her as a friend out for a drink or two and she said she wanted to go to a well-known gay bar in town anyway this celeb came into the place and she got all excited and asked him for autograph and photos and was generally being a little bit of a nuisance to him sure he just wanted to have a drink without this but he was cool about it i was totally wasted at this point and wanted to thank him for being cool about it so i a straight guy went up to well-known gay celeb in a gay bar and asked if i could buy him a drink he just looked down at his nose at me disgusted and said i don't think so this is late but it needs to be said i was a bookstore worker for a large chain in a popular city we did a ton of author signings and talks authors are almost universally great george r.r martin was fantastic and really insightful to fans questions stephen king is awesome and stays for everyone chuck palahunik is great and really hilarious tony morrison stayed and talked in the coffee shop for hours margaret atwood knows more about books and cfe than literally anyone i've ever met however the crap crown goes to mitch album he's a colossal peen to everyone he openly berated the baristas and the cafe for his coffee's lack of quality he was a prick to every employee he sat in this super tight t-shirt and sat with his left arm behind his right to try and push out his biceps and look buffer which is hilarious because he's maybe five feet six and 130 lbs i'm not going to go as far and say he sexually harassed women but he was slimy and gross to every woman in sight from ages 18 45 it was the worst signing ever plus he acted like tuesdays with mori is wisdom on level with the dalai lama my boss actually had to ask him to leave immediately when his scheduled signing was over his handler slash agent was a very nice woman who was clearly sick of his crap that poor lady a wasted robbie neville tried to start a fight with some friends and die at a gas station because he claimed we cut him off he was belligerent swearing up a storm and not entirely coherent he also punched the gas pump we were at because that's just how upset he was our reaction was 80 what the freaking 20 go home you're wasted and eventually he just went from screaming at us to us to screaming at us from his car this was a little after his dad had died didn't even know half of these freaks i went to a convention near my town it was a sort of cartoon convention and gaming convention combo on 10 separate occasions i was asked do you know who i am not a signal one of them were people i knew when i expressed this they all had the same responses but with different names my name is sprinkled him or some equally ridiculous name and i have over 50 000 subscribers on youtube twitch apparently there was a panel being held about how to grow your internet persona it drew out some of the worst people ever i wouldn't even call any of these people celebrities but that was the image they had in their heads i've worked on the sets of major films and television shows for the past four years i would like to share a different perspective if i may when a show film has a cast with a fan base those fans show up to on location filming on some shows that have well known reoccurring locations there are often many fans that will show up to set the locations team does their best to corral them into a single location that is out of camera but close enough that they don't try to sneak around and become security risks many times the cast members will take the time to come over to the group of fans and take pictures shake hands sign autographs i'll begin with the things that people say there's always a few birthdays in the crowd because it's my birthday demands attention there's always someone who traveled from a different country just to be there a bunch of people bring fan art and random gifts sometimes someone missed a cancer treatment or a funeral or any other number of things that are an attempt to garner sympathy now i may sound cold but who are any of those people to put that kind of baggage on a stranger and all at once no less having stood there and listened to the fans bark out their ailments and woes in an attempt to have the air of their crush it's a pathetic sight and it must weigh on those actors when justin bieber announced that he was no longer doing meet and greets with fans while touring i agreed with a little crap now the things that people do remember a couple years ago there was a new story out of argentina about the baby dolphins being killed by tourists who had captured them and then passed them around to take selfies that's what comes to mind when i see our cast with a giant group of fans they've got security and still they've been surrounded people get grabby people push forward people are determined to get their damned selfie people feel some misplaced sense of entitlement and the actor has to keep a straight face because mixed in with the press of fans are perhaps waiting to snap a nasty moment there are reasons people want to be left alone and act as a people at the end of the day alec baldwin oh how i now despise that man back in 2002 i was at an event for work and he was a special guest he appeared to be somewhat intoxicated and as he walked past me he plowed into me spilling my entire drink down the front of my outfit never said excuse me or i'm sorry or anything just was a total douchey bag and to this day i will not watch anything if i know he'll be in it so yeah i still hold a grudge was an extra in a comedy sketch with david walliams and jack whitehall jack's great but david they were playing these stuck-up tennis personalities and i aged 19 was david's ball girl during one take he clicked his fingers and beckons me to bring his towel to him i do so quickly as instructed he wipes his brow and pretty aggressively thrusts the towel back to me i was unprepared and dropped the thing he touched and we cut try to do the scene again same happens he clicks i run over but this time he wipes his sweaty ass in tight shorts as well as his forehead and then throws the towel back to me higher this time so it splatted right over my head i got david walliams but sweat on my face he never came over to apologize never said a single word to any of us extras despite there being very few of us honestly the rudest experience i've had with a celebrity in five years of film slash tv work worked in a cinema that hosted premieres so always dealt with the celebrities during premieres and red carpet events you really get to know who the peens are based on how they interact with you jennifer lawrence was by far the worst celebrity i ever encountered she showed up an hour late because she decided to visit a friend beforehand so it delayed all of us then complained about people shouting at her while she was walking the carpet and then she snapped her high heel while walking down the stairs and for some reason that was also our fault nothing but hostility from that woman on the other hand tom hanks was the nicest met richard branson once he was nice but since his name is richard the sand manatee cw in the late 90s he threw his drink can way before stone cold steve austin and i ended up catching one after the show he was signing autographs and i caught up with him i said i caught your can could you sign it he looked at me dead in the eyes and said i'm not sign your freaking can kid and walked away unfortunately i only have accounts of celebrities who i or someone i know was open to them when i was about five years old my dad took my brother and i to the seattle science center a fellow by the name of kevin bacon happened to be in line with his wife and kid my dad attempted to loki point out to us that it was kevin bacon but subtlety is not a strong suit so everyone else in the vicinity started to notice kevin tried to stay incognito but too many people were aware of his presence at that point so he left thanks dad second time i was on a flight to san francisco and arta lexicus was on the flight twitter was kind of new at this point so i tweeted something along the lines of oh hey art alex the kiss is gonna be on my flight too bad i've never been a fan when we landed i checked my twitter and noticed a new follower notification from art alexa kiss i saw pete rose at the airport on thursday he saw my brave year i was wearing and said braves are getting beat buddy i asked for picture and he just replied the score 6-0 i met amy schumer at a hotel bar the bar was crowded and i had no idea it was dominated by her and her friends i sat down next to one of her people and ordered amy leaned over her friend and says what exactly makes you think you should be here i shrugged and said the open seat was my first hint she looked so insulted and her friend who i was next to gasped the bartender goes to put my drink on the bar for me and amy puts her meaty hand on his arm and is like no don't serve this asshole he needs to go some dude in a black polo came over and said that i was bothering miss schumer and needed to leave i told him i had no idea who this lady was at the time i had never heard of her and her stolen jokes he grabbed me by my shirt collar with one hand and gave me the whole match macho easy way or the hard way bit i told him that that line sounded good coming from stallone but not from him amy then screams just get the frick out so i beat feet i didn't see any reserve sign on the bar and i wasn't trying to chat up her friend freaking weirdo bish i just wanted a couple whiskers i work at a casino and i see quite a few celebrities firstly kevin james treated just about every employee like they were wasting his time just get it done jlo was banned from one of the casinos i worked and maryam and jlo were both banned from the other jlo famously told upper management she didn't want poor people looking her in the eyes and wanted any staff that went near her to look down she also demanded a new mattress in our villa custom-made bed btw at 3 am then tried to get the casino to essentially break into a mattress store she had an aide google for the mattress she wanted them to buy god i'm gonna be here all night lol oh one more charles barkley is the worst gambler i've met in my life that you couldn't win a hand if you rigged the deck lol i'm epic flair when i was eight those rumors of him being open to kids is all true folks the juggler from cirque du soleil he's quite egocentric my sister was at an away wrestling match in soccer when a guy by himself sat next to her and hardly said a thing the whole time except cheer for his son after a while he asked her who she was there to see and she said without looking at him that she was there to watch her boyfriend and as she was going to ask who his son was she looked at him and saw that it was nicholas cage in a ball cap she was stunned and couldn't talk and he smiled and basically read her mind then pointed out his son with a proud dad smile she got very nervous so he asked her if she wanted to take a picture with him to which she said yes not sure if nicolas cage is a bad person or anything but this encounter made him seem so regular and grounded being at a public school to proudly watch his son wrestle i don't understand how she didn't recognize his voice here's a solid tip for everyone when you see a celebrity leave them alone give a nod if you must just leave it at that you don't know them you only recognize them celebrity does this weird mind trick to us because we usually know someone we recognize imagine having strangers all day long want to stop you from your task or whatever you're doing it would be maddening on the other hand the ones that enter a room with demands get the freak out to hear with that nonsense here's a piece of advice for them you're not important you're just a stranger that i recognize once upon a time when i was a small military brat my father volunteered backstage at a uso show at this particular yuzo show jennifer lopez was performing i was about 11 and i was absolutely obsessed with her and her music since my dad worked backstage he was able to get me a pass to go back and meet her before the show started my dad took me backstage and told me to stand over by the stage entrance i stood there for a hot minute and then i saw her walk by i waited until she was near me and i mistered all the bravery i had to ask her to sign my now very sweaty composition notebook i had been monkey gripping she looked at me like she just saw a dog vomit then eat it said nothing and then just walked away to this day whenever she is brought up which isn't really often now because she's so extraordinarily irrelevant i'm 100 obligated to bring up what this she is i was fortunate enough to be involved in a number of film shot in south africa i got to meet and greet some well-known celebs but a few stand out i will list them in greatest cockpit to minor cockpit order one stephen siegel absolute bellend was looking for hookers while married coked out of his head while on set just a general douche canoe two keitha sutherland mama meyer this guy thought that every time the sun came up it was because he had his pants down to take a crap decent enough to the people who directed and mattered to him everyone else was treated like dirt 3. bob hoskins just generally a bit of a prick lost his crap at people for the littlest things rhona metro was pretty nice though friendly and congenial and just so very pretty iral leonardo dicaprio was actually much nicer than i would have expected took his mom with him wherever he went was very nice to crew and extras and pretty much everyone great attitude too anyway that's my 2c amy schumer tried to start a convo with her and was a complete bitch i met jeffrey rush when i was working reception at a small hotel when he was filming the daughter i lent him my umbrella and recommended a cafe in town rather than catch the bus right outside he decided to walk the 45 minutes into town he came back and blew me a casa returned my umbrella and said he liked the cafe reminded me of my late grandfather he can rock a pink business shirt i'm in the wrong thread but i have a good guy mick jagger story my dad was a limo driver and often chauffeured celebrity clients one day he got mick the limo got mobbed by screaming fans they were on all sides pounding on the glass climbing on the hood my dad had never dealt with anything like that and started to panic meg reached over the seat from the back patted my dad on the shoulder and said it's all right mate just luholly take your foot off the brake they'll clear off mick jagger soothed my dad through a panic attack vivica ray fox i used to be a bartender at a hotel and she came in with a guy late one night after an event he ordered a drink for himself and a house read for her so i turned to her and asked if she preferred cab or mail it she gave me the dirtiest look like how there i address her directly and flounced off to a table without answering he said just give her red whatever and left a zero tip they ordered four rounds no tip each time they also complained that someone else came in and sat at a table near them and tried to get me to make the move the other guests didn't even try to approach her or talk or anything she was just mad that they dared to sit at a neighboring table on the other end of the spectrum jaleno came down one night to grab some dinner and a drink at the bar by himself he was super polite funny and left me a hundred dollar tip william shatner paid for a meet and greet i fumble for my ticket slash token to give to the security guy it literally took three seconds of fumbling he then yells hurry up will you he clearly did not want to be there took a photo and shoved me aside best celebrity was ron p roman was on the same day a girl in a wheelchair was in front of me he gets down onto her level and asks her if she is enjoying herself and really gave off the vibe like he gave a crap he came up to me and firmly shook my hand with a big smile and gave me a one-armed hug and said thanks for coming by the dude's a saint not me but my dad he's a cameraman and he worked with russell crowe on a shoot said he was the biggest jerk to crew and acted a bit like a diver mind you this was easily 50 nice years ago so don't know about him now steve guttenberg stole my cab in new york city i was gonna call the cops but then thought better of it at sxsw a few years ago with a large group of friends walking down a quiet side street from whatever the main drag is there sixth street we've all had a cocktail or two pass right by colin hanks walking with his buddy i go holy crap it's tom hanks son because i honestly couldn't remember his name in the moment and my buddies one by one address him as tom hanks son as in wow it is tom hanks son hi tom hank's son there's an awkward pause and he blurts out i have a name you know and in all honesty he could be messing with us about being angry at how we were addressing him after another awkward pause my friend goes with it and says gee we're really sorry tom hanks son and we all burst out laughing as he calls us our souls and walks away so i guess this was more of a what celebrity did you treat like a pink kinda story not my story but my brother told me this happened to his friend in high school she went to go see john mayerleaf and she was super hyped because she'd opted for the vip tickets that let you meet him after the concert after the concert and waiting for the time to meet him john mayer came out of his room only to say if you're not gonna sleep with me you may as well just go real classy fellow that john mayer [Music] [Music] you

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Published: Mon Aug 17 2020