THE WORST HAIRCUT EVER?!

down here welcome back to troll phase quest where today we are playing troll face quest 5 which apparently is themed around the world cup of soccer or football or however you say it let's get straight in since I'm sure it's going to be absolutely phenomenal so we've got cheering we've got the troll cop I need that I need that so imagine if there was a cup like that fully gold with a big old troll smile on it that would be amazing what's gonna happen someone's gonna steal it someone's gonna steal that I can feel it I can feel it it's a Brazil versus I don't even know the pink guys I guess ok so we are trying to win the troll Cup the troll Cup the ultimate goal of a troll is to win the troll Cup and the way we're gonna do it is by kicking the ball maybe not maybe not the way we are gonna win it is by clicking this whose side am I on whose side am I on I don't know who which team I'm playing for let's see I think I'm playing as the Brazil team saw the security guard he doesn't look like he's gonna let us in but let's let's try anyway let's who happens yeah of course of course of course that might have happened to us before in a previous game I don't know why did that okay so we're going to need something - oh what's this scissors okay we've got some scissors what about this what is going on what did I just clip a red cards get out of here I'm sending you off your punt get out of here you're fired you're absolutely fired sir can you get out of here please sir I'm sending you off thank you thank you see you later now I can just waltz in beautiful so I will both teams I guess I have no idea right the final is soon I am out late practicing my soccer skills I want to click the moon like right now so I'm going to do it okay doesn't budge it doesn't budge oh um okay uh why do I kick this instead yeah of course I kicked the moon I don't kick the football no that doesn't happen you kick the the Moody instead somehow right okay so my ball pops because I used the moon instead and there we go is that it we did it we did it see you didn't need to pump it up too much otherwise it would have exploded we're actually getting through this pretty quickly so we have got a well this is a very strange situation we've got this prisoner right here who's very very cold we've got loads of different football jerseys we've got this random guy here who is one of the players I think what can I click this this this this this what do you want you on all of these how do I give you one of these I want to give you one of these I'm wearing a jumper how do I give you my jumper no my clicks are going up so quickly what do I do what happens if I click it's so fast and figure it really faster is not happening my clicks are at 185 okay so Oh what's this of course of course of course right okay let's click this and give it to him there you go enjoy he looks very upset he didn't look very happy oh the weirdest situation ever okay what do we got now that is some crazy purple going on there how is what superpower superpower I want to drink that does have some superpower drinking yes this is crazy absolutely crazy so I drank a superpower potion that allowed me to go onto the the pitch and do this what okay um yeah I'm definitely not smuggling anything in let's see what happens I've got an anvil I got a radio I've got an axe and I've got a I don't even know where that is but that's all I've got don't worry what why do you keep kicking me you're so mean okay let's get rid of all of this stuff we've got something somewhere else what is it it's not in my foot in my socks in my shorts what else do you have on you wait wait wait wait yes he remembers me he remembers last time I gave him a red card that's why you let me through okay more crazy football that's happening on the TV let's bash this drum I can't bash the drum what can I click the off button I don't know what happens I don't know what happens so I can click this and crash the drum yes yeah it's go crazy go crazy explosions love explosions okay we have a traffic jam not sure what this has to do with sports but let's see let's pick this and there we go level failed of course because no one crashed right what else can I click I can't seem to click my own self I can click this but I don't really need to no no I didn't mean to do that oh wait I can click here oh you see what's going on here where's that one there we go now one more where does the other one go do we just go ha ha ha ha I use it perfect all the noise ok we're halfway through this guy's got an injury what happened to your leg yeah well that's disgusting um I'm gonna poke you with this here we go oh he's dead he's dead I killed him oh no ok another player is back after I killed the previous patient what is this it's a football it's a football let's kick that there we go oh no never go to a troll doctor they will break your other leg ok so you need a haircut ready for the match am i right am i right have a seat buddy there you go what should our what should we shave into his heads I'm gonna shave oh I have to do it myself Oh what's a shame into his head let's shave a smiley face there we go that's a smile face what about this bit there we go I have all oh I see it the worst haircut in the world I did a faux no wait wait not like here and right now I do it on his head yeah it's got to be the worst haircut ever okay so we're taking it from the real world into foosball right now so we need to distract this guy actually which team are we on I have no idea let's pick this guy the referees mean very mean what about this guy what I win that's not fair okay fine I'm on this guy's team he seems to be winning all the times as people going one two three and I win you cannot touch oh I failed what oh I have to be on this guy's eater that's one that's two that's three oh whoops it's on - what can we do now wait wait wait winner yes fair and square oh no the skill of keep you up is I'm terrible at these in real life I'm gonna be the even worse of them in a video game quick what oh oh um what what splutters what's apples grapes ah I think it told me guys I think I fell for the easiest troll in this game on in this series of games so fast this keep on kicking it keep on going I'm not clicking there I'm not clicking that I am falling for your tricks I just keep on doing my keepy uppies you can flash in that box all you like I'm just gonna keep on going yes no bananas for me okay the queues are getting pretty long no one organized is probably what's this oh yeah what about this rats this rat should work cut snip it what about you you're like a witch do you need this rats for your potions what about this real stinky shoe it's all up your nose it's tickling your nose buds oh man that made me jump that actually made me jump can I just go in now haha sold you know this is a shoe oh oh what am I supposed to do close it yeah no close it stop this who sold me this who zombies no no no I'm dead I'm dead I knew I shouldn't have bought it from that chimpanzee okay I need to click something else let's get out of here go jump jump you don't need that you don't need the 5 $1 balloon that you bought from a chimpanzee you use the parachute it's so much safer we thought she made it we made it to the troll Cup this is beautiful who can I click what can I click I'm gonna click this that's aa key player um you're in the wrong Cup sir you're in the wrong Cup what are you doing what are you doing why you dancing I don't know what you're supposed to be doing sir but you should not be here oh wait I can pick this sign here we go so that all Olleh Olleh team canada work what yeah I don't know I have no idea why I just did in that level but I did it don't worry so now we are trying to buy an egg oh no wait a football a football of course it looks like a Yoshi egg though that's what it looks like so could I just purchase one of these please I dream of playing in the troll Cup and winning it and holding it high above my head but I need a ball first which one should we choose which one should we choose it won't let me choose any of them ok you're thinking about kicking up you're thinking about scoring is that it is that all you're gonna give me what about you what are you dreaming off huh tell me Oh enjoy enjoy your hats that's what you wanted right oh it's ok let's click this one 1 two 2 three 3 four 4 let's just make the score as even as possible as even as possible it's no no again I'll make this one really high 6 these yeah let's go disco you don't need to fight you need to fight at all ok run doesen't sec to last level things are getting serious because we are in the troll Cup right now and this is going to be a goal hey Matt what - one - one I mean what should I expect from the troll Cup really ok so we need to hit this ohh now we score a goal yeah alright the final the finalists say the football troll Cup there's a mouth down here there's a little mouth ok let's um that was terrible okay so wait mouth we need to power up the mouth you need to laugh that the secret in your laugh here we go here we go boom kick it yeah you missed you missed no no he's got up to the final bit he's kicking in the goal is he gonna score what is that why I just kicked the orbital football that's amazing it's them in the back of the head it bounces off its head and I win the troll Cup even though I've become a very very injured man and lost a tooth and an eye and both my legs but at least I've got one arm free to hold the troll Cup haha we did it 479 2x13 minutes and 56 seconds 242,000 school that was epic guys if you enjoyed this then please do big fat thumbs up now be greatly appreciated or leave a link to the game in description below as you can see if you can beat my score clicks and time which I'm sure you will be able to vary guys there are more trollquest games ready to be placed if you do want to see some more than please leave a big fat thumbs up and if this happens to be the first mummy please do consider subscribing to join team tdn today for daily gameplay videos barfing that thank you guys so much watching and I'll see you all in the next one dad

Channel: DanTDM

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Id: 99RWRbN1ZW0

Length: 12min 47sec (767 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 17 2016