The Worst Chef on Youtube

I made a salad mm-hmm one is your macaroni salad of course and one is a bean salad mm-hmm so let's start staples and okay so what about the Caesar salad here on the can or does that not exist I have cut it see right here look at that there's that bad boy you know what that is I'm gonna tell you what that is government plant is the fat I do heaping tablespoons you're gonna do start with - huh - heaping tablespoon part of every good salad exit/in you're gonna take a look at it and see so take a look at that yeehaw see it will even thinkin more in the fridge so we've got it all mixed you want to dive in a little bit of Tang to this you've got the chopped onions it's like something that would be leaking out of a car to put in two capfuls and then I'm gonna drop some french fry oil in here just add a little bit of zest put out the day of so that's bean so it's mayonnaise pork and beans yeah easier just like mother used to make all right it's gonna be tomatoes rather just like mother used to [ __ ] into a [ __ ] couple we're cat in the fridge it's this guy's awesome as a chef move over Gordon Ramsay look at that that looks great shake that you're gonna put this in the fridge and serve it at your parties I would say about a teaspoon or two that's not a teaspoon or two and then half a can and pepper I'm gonna do it the guy way we all know what the guy way is that's right and the toilet on it oh how they makes a mess this way but that sounds great shakes it up let's get that right next to the bean salad in the frigerator number two tomato salad tomatoes in oil with oregano dumped all over it looks like macaroni is cooked I just got another strain in the water you're gonna have the tomatoes right in there why always start with two heaping oh oh really why well you know and for flavor of course that's why keeping as in that that's eating okay and the pursuit of flavor no cost is too great here we go and then what you do is you mix it in and see if it's enough so as you can see this does look like a nut coated more yeah much better being tablespoon perfect like three is gonna be the magic number yeah it looks like some good blogged arteries in there I I would add a little bit of gasoline if you have any on standby in their kitchen prank your friends tell them it's Alfredo but it's just mayonnaise this [ __ ] channel shouldn't be called cooking with jacket you just be called using mayonnaise with Jack it's literally all he does just use mayonnaise alright this is my man Jack or as he is better known as the king of Salmonella indeed marinade the king of Salmonella I can see it he's 100% real he even has a line of barbecue sauce at Walmart no everything he makes is horrible look at his other Vic's you're telling me this mayonnaise artery clog go bear has barbecue sauce in Walmart no [ __ ] way coming the [ __ ] mayor of mayonnaise has barbecue sauce in Walmart uh-uh no I don't believe that that's a goddamn blatant lie guys Jack's Kyle funny man a salad it's just Minnie's okay let's all of his recipes and say guys that I am making a lettuce salad so you're gonna want like about 1 teaspoon of lettuce and 5 heaping spoonfuls of mayonnaise don't be afraid to really get after that mayonnaise well this is Cinco de Mayo week we're like Cinco de Manet's am i right Jack lemon or you can use lime jell-o celery bell pepper pineapple and American cheese it all sounds great together this is crazy let's go to the stove right now and get this thing started I put mayonnaise in the bottom of my pan to give it a nice slick surface mm-hmm his kitchen is remarkably clean for the master of mayonnaise I'd half expect it to be covered in like in Greece and [ __ ] did we loosen up areas I'm not sure what utensil to use for this you're gonna add I chopped up the cream cheese oh my get out all your cream cheese in there yeah that's a lot that's a lot of cream cheese there Jack and you're going to mix that it's gonna need some mayonnaise to balance out all that flavor begin to explain to you how yeah it looks amazing tasting yeah but I'm telling you aunt Marin and never has failed me yet I think I think she's failed on this level go to be honest jackers half as good as hers I'll be in business kinda dumps in shoelaces in here now I've got a doctor Scholl's foot pad as well top it off with mayonnaise get it all mixed in I found this in the backyard eating oh my god the whole thing are you sure jack that's mitt well that's fair enough Who am I had a question ant myrna's specialty she's real whipped cream I'm surprised God himself even lets people make this in their kitchen this looks like a [ __ ] hate crime in a pan I'm gonna top it off with a stick of deodorant sandwiched in between some mayonnaise all throughout the dish okay this honestly does look like a violation of Human Rights gonna be cold it's gonna be sweet it's gonna be delicious a hit in the hospital I realize that four hours later he's vomiting in his toilet crying for aunt Myrna pumping his fist in the air damn you party cheese salad here's to projectile vomit listen to that crunch this guy's got pica he can eat anything and enjoy it this man probably eats his [ __ ] wall upstairs like the lady on my strange addiction no doubt in my mind he suffers from pica I'm calling it now I can't explain dude probably eats that fire extinguisher sometimes that's why I has to keep replacing it and putting it in the shot custard feel to it them Oh Junior Jack oh and then they're all gonna get food poisoning at the wedding from senior Jack's coleslaw alright stop telling me this [ __ ] Jack just an lookin cook you're god-awful the chicken all right stop stop probing the chickens ass damn that and detecting calm down with the chicken no jack we're gonna do please no come on just break out the mayonnaise I'm here to have fun not watch a [ __ ] crime mayonnaise cake much better the jack the cocoa powder oh it's a chocolate mayonnaise Keota the mayonnaise [ __ ] yeah Jack dump that [ __ ] in there wherever you say it some people say mayonnaise but it's really mayonnaise you know she used all of those just that's been sitting out all day so it's nice and soft this seems like an accessible use of the butter and with the cocoa powder I like to smash the butter first for a little bit but well it's your baby become less of powder and just more of butter kind of spin it on low yeah I don't think this tool was designed to handle 16 pounds of butter Wow you could smell the espresso hmm you can smell it with the chest pain hit us bring over our first layer oh yummy yum-yum maybe medium rare well medium rare uh a little more how long did you leave them in there for a matter of seconds before your gluttony took over that thing literally burst Oh jack juice is maintained inside them I couldn't think of a worse way of making this experiment so let's give it a try let's start with don't eat it one Jack don't room temperature don't eat it Jack oops Oh yucky yep there he is a popper drive that's that's the jack we know and love the saint of Salmonella all right

Channel: penguinz0

Views: 12,472,415

Keywords: chef, worst, cooking

Id: T3sAYuOsqbA

Length: 8min 54sec (534 seconds)

Published: Tue May 14 2019