The Worst Cooking on Youtube

oh god this is an iconic recipe from okay the mincemeat has already come out that's how we do it round the steaks of course the way God intended Oh steaks it's all fake oh what's going wrong okay besides everything in this kitchen mmm I could just eat that right up right now okay the world's most unfortunate group of spaghetti like I'm watching an Isis video for spaghetti who showed you this like an inmate's doing the best they can with what they have posted this spaghetti he's never getting cooked you did see me putting the juice aw yeah you're just gonna be eating dried pasta with minced meat and some random onions that unfortunately got roped into the mix where did you get this recipe for chance I'm like a hoarder Ian's whichever you want me to say okay can we cook the noodles I hid it may be way past time for that they look like [ __ ] corpses in there now but the noodles can't take another dip in the oven k they won't make it okay they can't survive they worked oh Jesus this is literal racism at this point it's a [ __ ] hate crime what she's done to these noodles don't do it son put some value on your life they're not cooked as well hey it's still raw and burnt you may as well replace the noodles with sticks from outside the meat is done that's one word for it I guess okay so this is straight up brah aged food yes this is the kind of food you'd see in cartoons and they're like roasting it over a fire for three seconds and it's still red as [ __ ] God it just looks like a point of talk [ __ ] which I guess could be a UK delicacy bro like the finest horse pie I could find outside no it's a juice but you're not supposed to laugh I wonder why okay it's still wrong it's not juice it's still bleeding it looks horrendous cake words can't describe what that look it looks like you tipped over a potted plant for its sauce looks good much better it really came together at the end K I tell you I was down they don't color me pink I tell you I really didn't believe in the dream but here it is so she did this Wellington three years ago and she came back for revenge two years ago so let's see what difference a year makes in a beef Wellington's mastery hey are you sure this is stuffing it sounds and looks like rocks I think you've been scammed was there an off-camera mistake Kay I find that hard to believe right on the mark bed they called for 50 ounces of flour right how are we looking back there kay what's the behind-the-scenes looking like if we spilt more flour yet she's cooking in his sandcastle bucket well what do you know about fine-dining big guy how many beef Wellington's have you prepared flawlessly some yellow cake well it's not yellowcake uranium in fact it's no now I'm sure you see it's a beef wellington what the [ __ ] is that a premade beef wellington what the [ __ ] where did that come from that's cheating yeah I know I [ __ ] up my last beef wellington so I bought one this time that's my redo what version is this Kate doesn't have a name the food poisoned special redo chicken Kiev well I'm guessing it didn't go well the first time man there is no garlic left alive in that jar Christ what is the chicken Kiev used for to ward off vampires who needs this much garlic in a recipes Channel Z is she gonna dump that whole bowl of what oh my god sweet lord k have mercy it's just a bagel just use a whole bag of flour k [ __ ] it let's get real yeast in I cannot imagine there's any room left in this for more flour at this point it's just a basically goopy flour okay what do you expect you have three bags of flour in it what you are now rolling into more flour I can promise you she's gonna put more flour on this that is not nearly a football fields worth of flour that she usually rolls or bread in mark my words I'll wager five gift subs more flowers coming who wants to take you up on that wager I know K inside and out I'm inside her head and all I see is flour you got me a little worried for a second K I'm not gonna lie yeah you had me going but I know you too well of course yeah that's right the flour okay I'm gonna be honest I think you're running out of flour I think the reservoir is running low you know at this point I might as well just eat some [ __ ] sand between Kay's bagel here and sand I'd probably choose the sand that'd be less [ __ ] great yep it's just chips flour chips and I see you put more flour on than afterwards hey it's not your fault I think it was just a lack of flour let's check out her coming back to it she had I don't know how many yet let's see from September - she really came back with a vengence arrested for two days and then came back in the third and said it's time Oh her pantry must be nothing but like [ __ ] Willy Wonka's chocolate factory of flour it's flour and mincemeat are her staples it's [ __ ] crazy how much of flour she goes through in these poor Joe hundred milliliters of warm water into a bowl and that's what I've done wrong because I've done it with cold water so I'm gonna have to redo it the wrong well that was quick it was the first step one warm water okay at core Tyson do it oh [ __ ] so the only thing she did differently was somehow use even more flour so what is the saran wrap doing why did you put them in the saran wrap it oh my god okay don't do that no okay why I didn't want it oh it's case special recipe the saran wrap bagels God she's actually boiling the saran wrap into the bagels okay I'm sure you had to take the bagel out of the saran wrap I'm no chef but there's no [ __ ] way that's already gone wrong Kay you're boiling saran wrap okay it's it's it's as gone as wrong as it could this is an FDA violation and most likely illegal she has to get her recipes a fortune from people that make those troll recipes to try and get people to poison themselves and she makes them as legitimate tutorials there's no way that is that is the actual poison she's superheated saran wrap where does the plastic stop and the bagel begin not even she can figure it out hey you've outdone yourself with this recipe I've got to say I would have never thought to mix raw dough and plastic I know what I'll be bringing to this year's Thanksgiving

Channel: penguinz0

Views: 6,834,252

Keywords: Cooking

Id: WhJa5fZUfT8

Length: 9min 56sec (596 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 10 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/ChalkAndIce]

I have to ask: Is Kay legitimately trying or is she satire?

[u/ehtiberzzz]

I guarantee Uncle Roger will not put him leg up on the chair even again

[u/EnterNammie]

uncle roger should think of a new name for kay