TikTok CARNIVORES are CRAZY

has your breath been smelling a little too good lately have your poops been suspiciously solid and healthy have you been eyeing that stick of butter in your fridge longing to sink your pearly whites into that golden yellow goodness well you can throw out all your flavorful food and start shoveling unseasoned ground beef into your face hole when you start the carnivore diet Trends are nothing new as long as relatives have side-eyed second helpings during the holidays and almond moms Shell Shocked from the 90s have been putting locks on pantry doors people have been desperate to find new ways to make eating less enjoyable the carnivore diet while not as well known as its cousin the keto diet has experienced a surge of Interest due to its popularization by influencers like Joe Rogan and of course the infamous liver King there's a lot of us subrivals that are convinced that liver King is taking steroids yes and yes I'm on steroids God just look at that I can't believe a man that looks like a tomato grew legs and suffered through an anime training Arc could have possibly been taking thousands of dollars of performance enhancing drugs Tick Tock is flooded with users touting the carnivore diet as some kind of miracle cure that can help you lose weight gain energy cure disease pleasure your wife but you you get the point even if you're wife isn't before we get started I want to make it clear I'm not talking about people who go on the carnivore diet to find a solution for their severe autoimmune disorders the carnivore diet is a great way for people with these disorders to cut out all the food that their body reacts negatively to and still have enough nutrients to survive this video is specifically about people who have convinced themselves that there's not just devil in the lettuce but every vegetable stop eating fruits and vegetables fibers destroying your gut fruits or sugars vegetables or starches eat meat You're Gonna Love It many carnivores believe that since our Neanderthal mommies and daddies didn't need agriculture neither do we though we do need our iPhones to tell everybody that nice from what I can tell there are three main tiers within the carnivorous Community the first year limits their diet to just anything that's produced by an animal so meat eggs butter all on the table some are especially stringent cutting out all form of seasoning as well which is easier for some nationalities than others the next tier is called the lion diet which is literally just beef salt and water nothing else are you still eating your old beef diet unfortunately yes the last here is the most intense not only rejecting seasoning and eating a diet composed of primarily meat but insisting that the best way to eat said meat is completely raw Fantastico versus liver so without further Ado let's sink our teeth into the tick tock carnivore Community [Music] okay so here's what I typically eat in a day on the cardboard diet that is without question the single most British looking man I have ever seen in my life so I'll fussed it all day I'm doing one meal a day so the reason I fast all day I want to feel productive my brain's on I can do all my things I need to get done I see a lot of people advocate for fasting if it works for you great I cannot get anything done if I'm hungry how can I focus on making high quality content for the impressionable masses if I'm fantasizing about double fisting beefy five layer burritos by 3 P.M so we've got 800 grams of ribeye two lamb chops 500 grams of high fat ground beef it's very important couple eggs top it off with some butter this is literally the best way of eating really cam really look at me in the eyes I know you're lying I know you cry into your pillow every night after missing the train to flavor Town what I order when eating at an Italian on a carnivore diet Aura oh alternate title the most annoying guy in your friend group ruins dinner imagine going to an Italian restaurant so you can record yourself sneering at everybody's Pizza this man is gonna wake up to a horse's head tucked underneath his pillow I swear the garlic bread for the table and went for the pan seared scallops it was on a bed of pineapple so that got put to one side well these baitors honk out on this disgusting unhealthy garlic bread I'm gonna shake my head disapprovingly and waste half my plate for the main course I went for the ribeye steak and passed on the garnish I love how he could have just easily asked the wait staff to take off the fruits and vegetables but no then he wouldn't be able to record himself for tick tock pushing them dramatically to the side like a toddler that just decided they won't eat anything green anymore let's talk seasoning on a carnivore diet on Carnivore you're eliminating plant-based Foods most seasonings come from plants herbs and especially spices can be irritating for the gut and actually do more damage than good now now listen here buddy listen here us whities are in the trenches every day fighting allegations that we can't season our food and here you are splintering our line of defense opening your pale comrades up to cannon fire how am I supposed to fend off the accusations now cam ah your ancestors conquered a quarter of the Earth for those spices you only using a good quality salt in my opinion seasoning a steak with anything other than Salt is an insult brother you look like you're about to get drafted for a crusade don't tell me how to cook get out of the kitchen and go till the fields for Lord birkenshaw lest you not survive the next famine eat like Andrew Tate for a day the guy only eats meat you need to eat more meat sound of power and Victory [Music] [Applause] what I just watched was pretty scary but you know what's even scarier try Googling your name right now a lot of your precious personal information might just be exposed online that means details like your name address or phone number could be available for anyone to look up anyone the 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let these goobers continue to exploit and profit off of your private information or you can go to aura.com Funky frog and start your free two-week trial today here's what I eat as a high fat carnivore lots of raw steak just kidding you what do you what do you mean just kidding just I I just I just watched you chew it I I just watched you chew it there's also a massive Obsession in the carnivore Community with butter which don't get me wrong I was raised in the Deep South my mama put a little butter in everything and it still runs in my veins and probably clogs my arteries but these carnivore people can't seem to eat butter normally this is one of my favorite high fat carnivore meals to eat on Chili days just a reminder to eat your butter hey dude I'm kind of hungry can I grab a snack uh Mikasa is also your casa dude you could just go for it what are you doing what are you doing carnivore crack melt two sticks of butter and you're going to Brown it takes about 10 minutes be careful not to burn it take a small cookie shape this is smaller than a regular cookie sheet get it all in there and top it with bacon sprinkles is it uh called crack because it will also do irreparable damage to your heart I honestly think consuming actual crack would be healthier than this now some of these carnivores are a little bit more creative than others he told me he was gonna drink his hamburger meat so he put his hamburger meat in the blender with some beef broth if whatever you ate last is still in your stomach after watching that you get a little sticker but we can't talk about carnivores without talking about Paulie long tick tock's self-proclaimed testicle King this is how you read a testicle in three steps first step cut the nut in half step two scrape off the meat step three take a big bite of that nut guys will make fun of only fans models and then post themselves with balls in their mouth for free while giving himself a few cheat days once in a while Paulie Long's diet is comprised mostly of raw meat meat he believed should be consumed without any sauce or seasoning whatsoever and he is very vocal about this opinion you guys know what time it is oh yeah yeah yeah like I said very vocal just pissed me off even more there it is Boom done wrecked you wrecked it why do these people hate seasoning so much I don't understand guys I promise I'm not one of them okay I'm not I'm not one of them please guys please while Polly eats a lot of sushi great fish in high quality beef both of which can be consumed raw relatively safely his personal menu gets a lot more adventurous raw brain no problem raw brain No Chaser it's almost like mostly killing you hey disgusting mayhaps we could have a chicken nugget instead what I find so interesting about the carnivore diet especially for those who eat raw unseasoned meat is this culture of taking pride in suffering through mouthfuls of tasteless flesh instead of just eating something that'll make you happy it almost seems like punishing your taste buds and treating eating like a mechanical process of fueling your body instead of an enjoyable social experience is part of the process there have been many cultures across history with massively diverse Cuisine that include raw meat but they're preparing it to be enjoyable they're not looking to be congratulated when they don't vomit during dinner one of Paulie's most contentious videos is when right after his wife was split open to bring his child into the world he couldn't even wait long enough to wipe away his tears before hopping on Tick Tock to prove how hardcore he is by eating his wife life's placenta oh my son was just bored like five minutes ago I can't stop crying and I'm about to eat raw placenta okay check it out so good and tasty [Music] now I know for many individuals and cultures eating the placenta is a very important and even spiritual practice while scientists can't prove that there's any particular benefit to doing this it still can be a very sacred bonding experience between parents and their newly born child but there are safe ways and not so safe ways to eat the placenta according to WebMD eating the placenta raw can spread infection and even if the placenta is packaged into capsules these can become easily spoiled with bacteria so I don't know maybe just throw that sucker on the grill regardless I can confidently say that by eating his wife's placenta fresh out of the metaphorical oven poly long is definitely the most hardcore carnivore on Tick Tock at the end of the day these people are all adults and can eat whatever they want but it probably won't surprise you that most people with doctor in front of their name highly advise against the carnivore diet as a carnivore or you miss out on important fiber in vitamins from fruits and vegetables and also increase your risk for heart disease not to mention Sean Baker who got the ball rolling back in 2018 no not that type of ball pollen with his book The carnivore diet had his medical license revoked but before I make any conclusions I'm going to do the carnivore diet for one full day myself okay so I'm not particularly looking forward to this because I almost never eat beef so this will be a fun learning experience so I'm going to be pretty strict with it I'm going to only allow myself to eat beef salt eggs and butter all day my bowels will be in a lot of distress later for a late breakfast I'm gonna be having beef patties with eggs for lunch I'm gonna be having these bone-in flanking style beef short ribs for dinner I'm going to be having these incredibly bloody bison steaks you don't even want to know how much this all cost me I don't know how people afford this diet all right let's get started hello you cretans it's a new camera angle I think I'm just gonna squish this into two reasonable sized balls I mean that's all a girl can Hope for not a single one of these ended up being even a similar size she's squirting everywhere Australia here my dad retreat sprinkle sprinkle all right now I'm just making absolutely dirty dirty filthy naughty eggs and all the juices The Delectable meat juices before we do anything else I guess this is all right I uh there's just so many better ways to consume butter that's not bad it's just butter I mean it's good meat so it's not gonna taste bad but if you told me I had to eat this for the rest of my life I would put a bullet in my by the end of this meal the amount of grease that I'm consuming is ungodly and I feel a bit nauseous all right so I'm feeling slightly less nauseous than I was earlier and for the next meal I'm gonna just stick these bad boys in the air fryer after giving them a nice salt coating so I actually just ended up cooking one because I realized I have a whole steak to eat later and I'm terrified for my butthole I definitely over salted it but it's less greasy than the burgers meal two done all right guys so this is my last stop on the way to the morgue the Suburban mom online said that I should cook it four to five minutes on each side so that's what we're gonna do all right guys I've made it to the end of The Gauntlet I have two overpriced probably overcooked bison steaks all right here's the thing um I really did give this my best shot I you know I got the highest quality meat that was in my area I made sure to look up how to prepare each type of meat um I feel like crap I'm sorry I'm just I'm just a little guy apparently I don't have enough hair on my chest yet to handle this manly Cuisine I never thought I would long for the tender caress of a vegetable against my tongue until today my conclusion you do you boo but this sucks to me and I will not be doing the carnivore diet ever again when it comes to eating there's no one size fits all if this works for you okay just plug your ears when your doctor is talking to you I guess but at the end of the day just eat what's right for you what's good for your body and what makes you happy bye [Music] thank you 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Channel: FunkyFrogBait

Views: 3,583,672

Keywords: tiktok, drama, reaction, react, commentary, comedy, humor, diet, dietculture, carnivore, carnivorediet

Id: OlErnPszQ5k

Length: 17min 24sec (1044 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 16 2023