Masterchef's Worst Nightmare

because if you were smart you would duplicate a plate the fact that you're not even thinking whatever Professor Xavier can you take a bite first before you come up with this critique I know you've been monologuing for the last ten minutes for this but at least eat it first and then give a critique came from and then you could show your friends and the six people who told you we're good how cute and smart you are when you're home cooking at dinner parties while the rest of this group goes on and competes to become the next MasterChef so are you ready to take a bite yet cuz it might be good yeah this [ __ ] bald guy sucks ass yeah it looks kind of gross it's like a pop zip yeah I don't like that net now now bald small dick man this is a dish to kind of be upset about because that's yucky that's really yucky I don't have my time wasted Oh as if your time is so valuable you look like you have a hard gluten intolerance go back to Whole Foods Joe ooh it looks like you slipped in count bite it no it doesn't it doesn't look like cows [ __ ] Gordon you are so obsessed with everything looking like [ __ ] that looks more like a womb that is in the process of healing Oh Joe that was so deep Oh Oh Joe maybe yes his big move my people amento for you to take home actually that's kind of rare one of the few plates Joe doesn't smash to make himself feel strong that looks good want some caramel and cinnamon on top you know what hurts me what happened did he mix like it can dirt in there you stuck a MasterChef logo trying to honor the show sir yeah it's cute serious yeah it's cute what honestly what hey what's wrong anyone it doesn't look like a dessert what what that doesn't look like a dessert where do you eat it [ __ ] Willy Wonka's chocolate factory what are you talking about just keep joe away Joe's gonna lose his [ __ ] mind on this one wow this guy lost a lot of weight how the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] congratulations man he must be eaten went to one of Joe's restaurants where there's nothing good to eat there so he just went [ __ ] anorexic what's the secret ingredient chloroform actual constructive criticism for a chef now Joe's gonna [ __ ] waddle over there all big manned and just [ __ ] flip the table over on her and then whip out his [ __ ] and start [ __ ] you think this is MasterChef no it's Joe show all right bring out Joe let him off the leash come on Joe is this like how do they keep having the same contestants over and over again with shitty dishes do they just not vote anyone off or do they constantly just bring them back for Joe to make fun of them is cheating that's good news luckily Joe's not here otherwise he flipped my [ __ ] dog's food bowl over saying it's disgusting throw it out kick down my door and rage I know how to do my job you really don't dojo at all I'm watching it's hard to explain what do you know about culinary arts do you know who this big man is the bald man he's the trash man all he does is play with the [ __ ] trash cans and pretend like he understands food no you're onto his secret he's allergic to food how is cutter still here it's the Blizzard logo okay I know I recognize that was it entertainment at least the dr. Seuss hipster is at least nice and constructive I'm half expecting Joe to walk out on here with cowboy boots and old western hat in a lasso slams his head in the cake if I get so much why don't you drown in it thanks Joe how in the [ __ ] is he still what the [ __ ] I have watched five [ __ ] continuous clips of Qatar getting [ __ ] on by Joe Joe jizz spreading cutters butthole full goatse on MasterChef and he is still coming back in different clothing each time do they only have like six chefs in all of America christ almighty Joe is gonna come out here and have another [ __ ] conniption Jesus the raid bosses arrived cutter every kitchen do you know I hope you brought your Bible difference between Joe no he pissed in a restaurant bathroom once and they brought him on the show what the [ __ ] Joe does besides own restaurants and I promise you if those restaurants they don't even have plates cuz Joe just throws them all in the trash the second they get there I hope in the next season cutter became a judge on the show was this the worst dishes across 34 seasons condensed into 45 minutes and in about half of those clips cutter was there that's wild man waiting I'm I'm really invested in this now and now I feel like I've bonded with the characters and the judges

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Length: 5min 49sec (349 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 21 2019