The ULTIMATE Cartoon Crush Tier List

[Music] hey everybody how's it going today we are doing something different we are doing a tier list and typically when i do my videos it's very scripted and i'm in my recording booth but this time i'm at my microphone at my computer so it's a lot more casual i won't sound as robotic-y reading my script you'll catch a casual side of me which is always fun to explore and have fun with for me with you all and also uh being the topic of today cartoon crushes where i was talking to a friend of mine and i was like are there any cartoon crushes to your list and there are some but they don't feel completed to me they're not that great in my opinion and my friends like well let me build you the ultimate cartoon crush tier list one for girl characters and we'll do a one with guys later on and i'm like yeah okay i'm here for it let's do it let's see what you can throw at me and i was like a discord call with my friend paleo as he's putting it together and i hear him snickering like oh yeah i better add her in ho ho i wonder what sabra is going to think of that and it's like oh you scumbag and here we are the list is prepared it is ready and here let me tell you about how we're going to do this first off by the way there are like a thousand birds outside my house so i apologize for the birds squawking part two the list itself you got the s gods here a b c d f f is like trashed here the who category for the folks i'm like i don't know who this is who literally who question mark question mark and then you have the friend here where it's like yeah you know i i have nothing against you but i'm not attracted to you i get a drink with you but that's about it maybe play video games maybe but uh i say that like they would even like talk to me and those are the rankings we have now i do want to say as far as my personal judgments of how i rank the characters down below it's gonna be based on personality it's going to be based on their looks and then i figured nostalgia is part of this where i grew up in the 90s so like the little mermaid to me i'm like whoa she's really cute and then in the early 2000s i was a teenager so you got like um starfire and raven i'm like whoa i guess i like goth girls now so animation really shaped my um my taste when it comes to like liking girls and that is pathetic i have to joke about it but honestly it really did so i i just want to let you all know i have my reasons of why i rank things and you'll have characters who are really hot but i'm like their personalities aren't and that's why i put them in the sea tier or i'm like oh this character might not be the hottest traditionally but i'm very biased because of my nostalgia so she's been put into a tier so that's how i'm going to be going about this behold our contenders it's a lot 200 characters you got 200 over 200 as a matter of fact from what i am told from my friend and yeah let's just jump right into it first on our list is bridget from close enough close enough a new show on hbo max i like it she's uh i better see tier you know like her looks are great obviously but her personality she's quite vapid and i i don't really want to be with people like that i say that like she would even be with me i say that like she even exists to begin with i tell you guys gotta embrace how sad my life is the cartoon character i don't even know if i go on a date with her says the sad man then you got gadget here from the rescuers i like gadget a lot i think she's cute i think she's got a fun personality she gets the job done she let's be real here she carries the team when it comes to when it comes to the rescuers chip and dale and monterey jack don't do anything it's it's all gadget we got eep from the croods and i guess from the croods too which nobody watched the cruise to so no one knows what i'm talking about and i know her looks don't really do it for me her personality's all right so i put her in low seats here heads up i'm gonna be repetitive as hell in this video where i'm like oh she's cute she's cute she's cute she's cute uh so brace yourself for that i'll try to mix it up i'll try to be original with my my deliberation behind each choice next we have charlotte from the princess and the frog who i'd also put in seeds here i think she's cuter than eep but her personality is also vapid and uh you know maybe i will move bridget down a bit there'll be a lot of that too in this list of me moving things around eep and charlotte and bridget yep that's the list guys we're done here that's that's all there is to do next we have charlie from hazmat hotel the the newest anime hit show charlie i i think she's cute as well her personality is not really a mesh with mine where i think she's fun and bubbly and has that fire side of her but uh i wouldn't be like wow i really gotta be with this one so i put you in [Music] upper seats here man the c2 is already getting busy isn't it we got who who's this now i forget her name the mom from american dad francine i believe is her name i don't really care for francine i only care for much of the um seth macfarlane girl characters or the guy characters for that matter just i don't know seth macfarlane's shows have gone downhill in my opinion but put francine indeed here we got sally egghorn from sonic okay the sonic fans are about to scream at me in unison i don't really watch sonic because i'm actually normal and science is joking sally here i i never watched sonic's set am sat am so we call it so i don't really know her that well so into the who category she goes i'm sure she's delightful i'm sure there's a lot of reasons why sonic fans would want to court her we've got jim hawkins mom from treasure planet see this is when we get creative because we get into the creative category with uh particular choices uh jim hawkins mom i don't even know her name i put her in the uh lower seats here i mean if she was having a drink and then and i was like hey jim hawkins mom do you wanna do you wanna find my treasure planet i can't believe i said that what's wrong with me all right let me get cruella develop by the way i just discovered that cruella deville her last name's devil the last horse gets across the finish line karel is disgusting i would never touch her stay away from me trash tear woman horrible personality a dog abuser and just really gross looking too i i in my opinion not not not for me for folks who do like look like cruella i'm sorry but like i don't wanna you're not my type and also i can't believe that disney's trying to make a dog killer look like a female joker with their live-action reboot the future paleo what the actual hell why'd you put the ant queen from ants in this list she she do be looking pretty thick though no [Laughter] i want to get with the ant queen hey at least the ant queen's not a dog killer so i'll put her above cruella ty lee all right so when i was a teenage boy and i was watching avatar the last airbender tyler made me realize that i do have uh i do like bubbly girls i think they can be really cute and fun and highly i crushed on more than anybody else in the avatar series uh i gotta be real um tyler's eights here like top a tier why is jesse from toy story one two three and four in here paleo i don't want to be yes he's annoying yeah hi i'm a toy um i put her in low seats here we got uh i don't even know her name the girl character from dan first says i think she's cute but i don't i don't know her that well i need to i need to watch dan versus again or at least i only saw a few episodes back in the day i remember it being a fun show but not much about her so we got miss bianca from the rescuers i thought she was really pretty and i like her accent um see it's here again i put her put her above charlotte put her above eep below charlie yeah yeah that seems about right minnie mouse so this one's tough because minnie's had a lot of different versions so i feel like we have to be particular uh minnie i put you in the um look at you i get a drink with it minnie i think you're cool that's it i want to be with you though why'd you put the cat from the aristocats she's just a cat i bet her i don't want to be with her she's a cat you were like you literally just put a mouse in your seat category you weirdo i really didn't catch the the wave with phineas and ferb i just nothing against it i just never really got into it and i've heard great things about the show but i know that this is vanessa doofenshmirtz and i can see why folks like her but uh i don't know her well enough so who category the martian queen okay this is where looks really push her case high where she's a bit of like a dominatrix like pretty lady with no mouth um her looks push her into the b tier for me i mean guys go google the martian queen with google safe search on please and uh you'll see what i'm talking about next we got um oh gosh who is this this is ellie from the hit movie up and uh uh yeah ellie's pretty cute and she seems fun and bubbly i put her in low beat here she'll take care of you we know that we got actual evidence of her sticking by her man's side until she died and uh that personality plus the cuteness actually you know what guys in my bumper up even the beats here upper beats here ella gets in the upper b tier yeah she's pretty great maleficent all right you know what it's fine if you want her to step on you not for me though i put her in deets here sorry i know some folks are like oh yeah take your staff and shove it in me and it's like it's like no i'm going to go read the bible instead so maleficent gets in the detail for me i want to be with her i'm sorry i just don't really dig that i know some folks are like oh she's a big evil mama like the vampire queen from resident evil and i'm like that's different though what if someone actually kill you i'm pretty sure the vampire queen will kill you too but at least you'll enjoy it before you die we got uh the mom from the kurds okay i don't know her that well ah d-tier i get the mom from ass told by ginger so her looks definitely aren't my jam but she's a pretty awesome mom and a pretty awesome character with good advice and ethics and morals and and uh i i i couldn't touch her though i'm like [Music] um some of the that classy chupo animation i think klasky chuppo did it but uh yeah i put her an upper d tier her looks are just i don't know i i don't dig the visual style of as told by ginger at least the mouths the mouth movement's always weird to me or placement i wish they'd moved the mountains a bit higher at least on some of the models the monument isn't that bad i digress marceline the vampire queen i'd be honored marceline's a tear she is she is one heck of a girl you know though i do like she's got like as a character good like writing behind her with how she got to where she is and she's very complex and and i think uh i don't deserve marceline i'd be lucky to be able to hang out with her elsa so elsa's really pretty but i feel like she would be a drag to hang out with it's like oh no she's crying again [Laughter] elsa i put you in seats here i feel like a bunch of people just everybody get angry at me for that one raven from that so raven um raven was like one of the first characters where i was like i think i like goth girls and yeah i i i still do yeah i think raven was an awakening for a lot of people boys and girls in the 2000s where we're like oh goth girls are really hot and uh her as a character is also fantastic so raven is definitely a tier i put her below marceline though i prefer marslin's personality more but ravens prettier by just having those moments of reflection while doing this list where i'm like wow this is pathetic i'm pathetic since i'm a very sad person speaking of sad rainbow dash f tier i hate rainbow dash i think she's one of the worst pony characters she never learns anything and and if you like rainbow dash something's something's very wrong with you might need to call the police the blue fairy from pinocchio hmm i mean she's hot but that's all i know so i guess she's higher than jessie from toy story and right there right there it's like she's about to eat like a dandelion with her mouth like sadness yeah get out of here sorry you just no just know across the board tara from attack on titan that's not it tara from teen titans um i didn't really care for her nose it's like two little slits and i she's i don't know that she's trying to be the complicated like oh she's so sad oh no kind of character but she always it was a drag to me where i just knew things were going to be unpleasant whenever she shows up so uh i'm sorry guys i know controversial doc octo could step on me i put dog dog right there from spider-verse she's pretty great the maid from beauty and the beast you know if she was the uh if she actually was in her inanimate form as the feather duster then maybe but as a human d tier now if she was the feather duster i'd put her up into s tier but she's a human gross that's awful deeds here maddie fenton from uh danny phantom he's really really wonderful stomach butter and me dear yeah right there you'll again you all will learn what saber spark likes as as this video goes on you're like oh that's his type that's his type of personalities and that is his type for body types and that is his type for how pathetically sad his life is all right we got a millie from hell of a boss i think she's adorable i love her style and her bubbliness and she's cute as heck so i put her in um [Music] right there beats here boom the 50-foot woman from aliens vs predators for that's not it from monsters vs aliens yeah no she doesn't do it for me sorry droop from okko ah she's cute but like i don't know much about her personality i i just watched the show too which is kind of funny she's a fashion model person or she likes to do designs or whatever yeah see there i put you above the talking toy i put you both up right right right there right there i can't stop looking away from bridget's picture jeez i wonder why candy wife from flapjack you better believe i'm all about that she's she's it's an airplane outside uh the flapjacks uh the the show that scares everybody from the late 2000s um handy wife man if she'd have me uh seat's here i could have put her in like the two you're kidding me she's st she's all right well i get a drink right there um the hippo from madagascar i forget her name gloria um yeah gloria i'm sorry i'm putting you indeed here i'm not about that but yeah but maleficent viper from kung fu panda it doesn't look that fun to me just a noodle um maybe she's got a nice personality see tear ahsoka so i had a crush on ahsoka when i was a kid and then she became an adult in star wars rebels i believe and i liked her character in that uh and it was cool to see mandalorians here i like the silver i think she's one of the most compelling characters in star wars with it's like a more interesting anakin skywalker as far as tragedy goes but not being a flat out like jerk so um ahsoka tano from rebels i'd put you in lower b hey it's the mom from the iron giant uh annie i think's her name uh any hogarth no it's no guy's the first name whatever she's really pretty though i'm putting her and possibly yeah right right there in lower a yeah actually let's move some things around here yeah there we go that's better hold on see we're moving things around again blip i got like aliens applejack paleo why i got horses in this gross except for rainbow dash she's trash i'd get a drink with applejack that's it april o'neil how many more do we have to go good god there's so many uh april o'neil from the original tmnt is the original from the 84 cartoon i put april o'neil she's pretty but i don't know much about her personality well when you know me well it's my personality not my personality uh i think she's cute um but i know much better personality uh katara i had a crush on her too i had to crush a lot of the avatar girls growing up like when i was a teenager i was like whoa these avatar girls are really great i like them a lot uh katara not as much as like i put her in like upper seats here yeah yeah upper seats here i may be above charlie no charlie's about a cuter thing you know what yeah guitar back and forth azula so you'll discover i'm maybe messed up in my head um i really liked the azula a lot i think her being literally fire and fiery with her personality gave me a liking for girls who are very forward and strong and stuff like that though i know she's evil i know it makes it so much hotter um yeah teenage me was like whoa azula i like girls who are commanding um i put azula right there yeah upper b upper b the top of b tylee's like hey zula what's up and she's like cashes i'm below you um colette from ratatouille i don't like her i don't really do i don't like her either uh seats here i like upper seats here i am french that's all i have to say my impersonation ghost heiress from billy and mandy so there's like two models for aeris there's the original version and then they like changed her up and made her more cartoony with a tooth gap so um aerys her looks are cute um pretty as well better personality is not for me so i put her in like mid mid seats here i'm thinking above shh no above eep he keeps a good checkpoint where it's like one of my vibe not for looks um yeah barbie from toy story two three and four i think she's in four pretty sure no she's not um barbie i think she's a fun character i think she's pretty pretty fun their personality but i don't dig her looks it's just like so inhuman for that shape i put her in a seat here as well i put her right there yeah we see tears uh getting pretty comfy nani so what we have here folks is the introduction to our first s-tier ranking nani nani is uh amazing she is beautiful both inside and out and let me tell you when your parents die and you take up the call to raise your little sister like a daughter and go through as much as nani had with with stitch and with lilo and still keep it together like nani has my entire my entire respect and she's also a goddess in her looks and she can surf dude like nani's asked here like get off me like donnie is top tier wonderful cartoon girl crush material so nani enjoy that s tier ranking you earned it you earned it after putting up with stitch and lilo all right ariel ah you know i had a crush on ariel when i was a kid and i was like oh ariel she's a she's a disney princess uh bubbly personality no pun intended um a percy miss miss beakley from ducktales i know that there's the original ducktales and then there's the remake um i don't like her as a friend i'd be like i don't feel any romantic vibes or crushing vibes but i'm sure you can crush me i get a drink with you i get a drink with you hey it's the bear from tailspin the girl bear um i don't remember her personality i really don't but uh i think she's cute i put her and like seats here right there right right right there above jesse oh i always said jesse jackson above jesse um beth from rick and morty this is where personality does some damage i know she's a complicated character but man she is not for me uh and her looks aren't that great to me either i put her in d yeah people are like what only upper deets here brandy from brandy mr whiskers [Music] i know her and i watched her when i was a teenager after she was you know i put her indeed like deter she's very vapid as well kind of full of herself yep you too roxanne from a goofy movie man kid me was like whoa redheads are cute and and i like roxanne though there's that part where she's like oh you can't go to the concert with me max well i guess i'll find somebody else and it's like bro calm down though to be fair max also made promises he couldn't keep so meg they're they're both being stupid teenagers and my stupid teenage self liked ruxin a lot i put roxanne in upper b tier georgette a dog paleo literally get it away from me uh i i'd take her for a walk i guess actually she's very vapid uh as well i keep saying vapid but that's just the truth she's full of herself george i put you in in like mid-deter yeah yeah possibly even lower than that hey it's a honeydew from monkey from dexter's lab honeydew is really really hot i'm a butter and little beet here yeah especially the black dress i like girls and black dresses oof man i should really not talk in my videos ever we gotta we got um the princess from is it ada i think from ants uh you wouldn't hang out with your mom or you know what maybe maybe a little upper deep nah she's also full of herself too i i don't like girls who are full of themselves i'm like people who are full of themselves so yeah i'll put you you know what no you don't you don't get to be above the mom as told by ginger nor the hippo from maleficent's not maleficent from madagascar i'll put you right there this is the girl version of a coup so technically it's not a girl it's a coup in disguise i saw a comic once where he had like a coup there's a girl version of aku and jack like making out and then aku's head popped up on the grill and he's like samurai he's got you um i mean she's really hot so see here i guess maybe it seats here right there yeah right there yeah vicky's garbage do not like vicky as a matter of fact i think she's uh yeah i think i think uh that's the way we do it right there i'm starting to feel bad for the mom from ants why does she have to be stuck between cruella and rainbow dash she's better than that i put her well scooter to deets here but vicky's awful nothing redeeming about her amy from futurama you know a lot of folks can crush and amy i think she's a fun character but i never really felt anything for her i think she's cute but and she's a fun character i put a butter and seeds here like upper seats here like right there above charlie oh my god please work there you go uh you know above katara oh you know what now right right there there we go the mom from joshua in the promised land uh if there ever was an s tier it's this yeah dude she just wants you to take out the trash josh's dad [Laughter] started working on that car all day evening that josh like hanging out there in the sliver in the doorway what's going on here mom said it was my turn to play the xbox um in reality though i put her in uh she's she's she's nagging she's awful she's not fun i put her in detail and she's weird-looking too no she's nest here all right um next we've got a sedusa from powerpuff girls again a villain a wicked personality but uh very very very hot uh let's put jim beats here like right there like if it was a one night stand kind of thing gosh i really hope my family doesn't watch my videos mrs miss bellum is easy a-tier like hoof man a powerful woman beautiful and smart and capable and practically running the city of townsville miss bellamy is right there the mom from billy and mandy billy's mom and no no thank you i i never really she seemed really like empty and kind of sad and not really my vibe so i'll put you right there actually right there next to sadness we got mrs puff no thank you pass oh lord dominator yes yeah that was see i was an adult when this stuff came out and um like i was in college watching and i was like whoa lordometer is really cool i watch that i'm the bad guy song like if you haven't seen that you'll check that out on youtube you'll understand why i like her a lot um daisy again like minnie i get a drink but i don't really feel vibes for you daria uh i watched her when i was a kid like when tv was still a thing and was good and i didn't really care for her like i'd put her in deeds here i don't just wasn't my vibe to too lethargic um i'll put her like upper deets here cj from regular show cj i liked her personality i thought she was fun and and until she got angry like i know that's part of her character but i think she had anger problems and i couldn't deal with that i put her in upper a-tier or seats here maybe yeah yeah a procedure tigress from kung fu panda see i feel nothing for her but i would hang out with her be platonic friends being like yo the mom from dexter's laboratory mom as she's called um yes yes indeed i forget her name haley who is this haley i don't know who you put this is the gargoyle from the girl gargoyle from gargoyles i mean she can step on me uh man uh put her in low beater the landlord from zootopia judy's landlord yeah the hottest character from zootopia judy's landlord yeah i'm gonna put you in i get a drink with you timmy's mom from from fairly oddparents i know a lot of folks question her not for me i thought she was very she's a bit of a jerk i i did not care for for her put her like above the rick and morty mom because rick and morty mom's like got issues candy kong from the donkey kong country cartoon show you know the banana slamma um yeah uh put you in um low seats here yeah banana slam this is uh enid's mom from okay oh really really hot uh i'd put her and lo a tear i know maybe maybe right there next to maddie fenton yeah that makes sense she-ra i don't really know her i haven't watched i watch like one episode and of the new one and i'm like yeah you know what no i i yeah friends here i i i don't i don't know you but i feel like um i'd i'd be like complimenting your cosplay at a convention being like hey nice cosplay that's it and then if it's the 1980s here i'd be like hey nice cosplay and that's it next we've got uh daphne from scooby-doo man mad crush on her when i was a kid i was like yeah daphne she's really cute but you know it's even cuter than daphne and i hope she's on this list if i'm imagine she's on this list of yeah there she is velma velm up my phone see that was velma texting me velma's above daphne let's be real here and next we've got betty boop uh a sex icon no doubt for animation but uh i didn't really dig her looks i she's she was okay i put her in like mid seats here like right yeah above jesse the toy i guess tara is better than jess he'll do that too de la duck man della is cool i would want her to be my friend like i wish her all the happiness in the world i think it should be fun to get into like adventures you know let's go on adventure and let's go play video games or whatever i'd be friends with della i'd be honored to be her friend ursula ew get your tentacles away from me unless you're into that uh ursula i'm sorry just know just know you're better than vicky rainbow dash than the dog killer xj9 so jenny i had a crush on when i was a growing up too i was like whoa like she's a high schooler like me and she's a robot i like her pigtails and yeah she's cute i like jenny a lot when i was growing up so teenage me would put her in beats here right let's say right there next to ahsoka yeah you know below the martian queen so i don't know what was happening in the early 2000s with disney and pixar and dreamworks but they had a particular girl in mind and and i was here for it michelle is a top tier for me she she's gorgeous and she's really clever and smart and and is able to get work done and you know she's she's just encompasses a wonderful crush for me so shell's a s tier absolutely rapunzel from tangled no i'd hang out with her but i was never really crushed on her yellow diamond ew get out of here y'all diamond uh who's this is this the mom from uh coco she's like thor she doesn't really give me a boner get it [Laughter] she's better than mrs bob i guess this is a sunset from the proud family she's really pretty i put her in like upper seats here where i possibly will beat her yeah you know what i i need him i need to move velma and daphne around here um velma i'd actually bump up to mid beats here right there there we go and then i put daphne above the cargo gargoyle girl i'm gonna kill these birds that's up my window i swear i'm gonna take a bb gun and throw it at him i would do that but i'd think about it emily from close enough i like emily a lot i think she's got a wonderful personality and she's fun and she's practical and and has a funny side of her and she's really cute too so i actually uh i'm very happy to say that i put emily in my upper b tier category like right there between velma and gadget red action from okakeo i'd hang out with you um peg from goof troop uh you know i know a lot of folks crush on her and they're like wow she's great but i don't like her personality but she is pretty um i put her little beat here the queen from snow white get out of here don't care for you yeah you're you're even below the talking feather duster rigby's mom from regular show i'm his father uh rigby's mom i'd put in um she's she was nice enough i put her in low seat here the the spider from james and the giant peach man sorry ain't it this internet chief it's not for me i think she's got a cool she's got a seductive personality but not for her looks uh i put her in between the rigby's mom and candy kong um maybe i'll put it right there yeah you know i put her i'll put her above betty boop yeah there we go pennies proud mom trudy trudy brad um i liked her a lot too i put her where's sunset because i probably would put her next to sunset um there we go yeah she's better than sunset actually yeah there we go that that makes more sense eve from wall-e what's wrong with you paleo why'd you put in this this apple iphone in my list i'd hang out with eve i'd be like let's go let's go shoot boats uh a sami from uh the legend of korra man asami's really beautiful i mean like there's pretty there's cute there's hot and there's just downright beautiful and the sami's beautiful uh that's how i make it beats here upper beats here yeah i put her right there um why the hell did you put bambi's mom in this less paleo come on dude bambi's mom what's wrong with you gross uh i get it hang out with bambi she's not a good mom she lets she die she's a bad mom let's look at this less frontier photonic bambi's mom yeah but i'd hang out with bambi's mom she'd be my friend i forget this girl's name she's from tiny toons pepe le fume i think or uh or fifi lefume uh i i thought she was when i was a kid i grew up with this stuff i'm like she's cute but i don't like her personality i don't i don't like the idea of like the creepy guy or creepy girl like overstepping their boundaries to like hug on people i think we as a culture has been like we've realized uh we probably shouldn't encourage that um so i put you in the friend category maybe uh i don't know because there's more to her than just that personality type so maybe maybe i put her in like seats here yeah she's cute i like her character i think she's really cute um probably like right there makes it bridgette fluttershy oh come now paleo why get out of here uh the chicken from chicken run the chicken uh we'd be friends i'd help her escape those chickens are up to something speaking of birds hot girl um hot girl from justice league i know there's different versions of her but the justice league show the animated one i remember being a kid watching the premiere for that i was like whoa hot girl who's that uh i like her a little like strobe light like her little tesla coil like hammer glass thingy a hot girl i i liked it when she she lost her mask i thought her mask looked a little bit goofy and she like actually like just wore her she continued her outfit without the mask i put her in mid seats here or upper seats here right there heckapoo i actually don't know anything about this character uh paleo and my other friends are like yeah heckapoo's top tier like wonderful character but i had never finished our verses though apparently people tell me not to finish it it's not worth it i don't know uh so who category helga from atlantis really hot i bet you can meet here right there um garnet no i feel nothing for garnet at all you do you garnet your friend same with peridot godmother from from fairly godmother from shrek 2. yeah no thank you um ma beagle from the ducktales show dude she's rich so obviously aids here i wanna i'll be her sugar baby no i put i put her oh no i messed it up dang it um mob eagle i put in d tier loadies here why would you put the car from cars in here how do you even have fun with it i guess you drive her if you know what i mean uh porsche what's wrong with you bailey why'd you put her in here i put her next to rigby's mom but aaron i'd drive her we'd be friendly driving each other this is the the tooth fairy from rise of the guardians that dreamworks movie that tumblr loves remember tumblr so i put her in she doesn't really do it for me uh upper deterio sorry oh gosh watterson what's her name um i forget her name i like her though i forget her name i put her in lower b i forget her name it escapes me oh well joy from inside out i thought george was kind of annoying uh i put her in lower seats here as a matter of fact she's okay but like she's kind of annoying a bit a bit selfish snow white is one of the most overhyped disney princesses ever even as a kid when i watched it i was like i don't like her she seems so empty that's snow white and detail as a matter of fact like upper deets here all right i guess lower seats here yeah snow white just very very much so written as a character to be like i'm the girl and i need men's help and it's like oh that's it's fun i guess not really jasper ew no lower e2 yeah they go right next to y'all diamond karen from spongebob look at her body the pitcher cropped it out with her head karen's a good uh robot wife too good for plankington the put her in above above snow white hey keita from atlantis another early 2000's girl character who really shaped me growing up upper kia and upper a-tier they're mid-eights here yeah right there between misspelling ah you know what there we go lapis lazuli i liked her character a lot when she first showed up in steven universe i really dig her character design like i like the hair the midriff the blue and stuff like that uh but then she kind of got i don't know her character kind of went downhill in my opinion as the show went on so lapis i like you a lot initially but uh i don't know your personality became a bit more indifferent after a while just i feel like they didn't stick the landing with you ultimately i put gym and low b tier or you know what i'm gonna be right right there there you go yeah a little bit higher than that boom right there uh frankie foster this is a very interesting picture um frankie foster had a mad crush on growing up um i put her in aids here i put her she works hard and she's pretty and she's got a fun personality and i mean all the stress he comes from her character comes from like having to deal with blue and i don't blame her for being stressed out so i put frankie in in mid age actually upper aids here yeah frankie foster top tier not the top tier but quite topped here leela i never really clicked with leela not really my jam sorry uh she's an interesting character you know i think i'd get a drink with her i know i guess i'd be with her maybe maybe low beats here or mid beats here yeah there we go that makes sense the lifeguard from lilo and stitch i mean she's really really hot ah it's better and a little bit here lois griffin is a weird one i think she's over hyped also her personality is literal scum so i put her in deter like actually i'm surprised yeah right there dang enjoy your spot between the ant queen and yellow diamond lola bunny this is tough because there's a lot of money from space jam i guess we'll just we'll focus on that a little bunny i have a space jam i put her in like ctr like she's cute but um her personality is not that complicated so maybe like right there next to elsa and colette made mary and i had some mad crush on people like well big surprise i made mary and i had a question from robin hood uh she's so pretty she's so pretty and i like how she's like my favorite robot you are my hero so i put her and beat here i put her right there in i'd say above jenny no right there boom next we've got mai so my i i thought she's cute but her personality is a little bit too mellow and serious for me so i put my upper seats here how do you know they're like right there boom or yeah right right there right there yeah mavis from transylvania i liked her a lot again goth girls but and she's a good personality and she's really cute i put mavis and upper b tier right there ashi from the new samurai jack and by knew i mean four years ago i'm old so ashi i like her redemption arc i do like she she's got a cute design the only thing is when she turns to the side for a side shot profile shot her mouth got really long and that really weirded me out i i don't really care for that but overall with her looks and her personality i put ashy and beats here probably upper beats here like right there yeah you know you're you're not above mid marion or junior yeah right that seems about right this seems to be the breaking point between like personalities you know hot but the person that i don't like jam with and then personality and the looks that push you above that kind of i don't know i'm also stupid she go okay if there ever was a character that really like shaped me growing up i had a massive crush on shigeru when i watched the show when i was a kid i was like wow uh she's kind of got this fire to her and she's uh also strong and smart and and i like the way she looks i like the way she looks a lot esteer boom ye one of these things now honestly you look at this list so far you're like i can see what saber's getting at i i sorry i'm starting to see his type it's joshua's mom all right we got a magicka from ducktales yeah no thank you i'm gonna pass put you right there next to mob eagle and yeah mob eagle that that's princess ada who what i call the other ant queen what was her name oh whatever it doesn't matter the princess ada from bug's life i didn't like care for her either i thought she kind of annoying so i put you right there luna from hell of a boss ah she's cute i like her personality as well i think she's got a i like the indifferent sassiness like i have to be at work oh great but she actually cares she got some convictions and characters like traits about her that make her engaging and fun to follow and she's also cute almost like a for midriff an absolute sucker so i'd put luna in b tier low b tier boom who is this man megamind with a mega forehead i don't really know her that well so i'm gonna say who sorry i just don't know you i can't recall your personality at all disgust from inside out um i didn't really care for you i thought you were kind of boring see dear jailbreak from emoji movie how did i remember that name good god no d tier no one cares margaret from regular show i like margaret a lot uh once she worked her problems for it through and she became friends with with mordecai i liked her a lot i put her in low b tier uh bo peep from toy story see there's two versions of bow peep there's like toy story one where she's like i'm the girl i'm here too and then there's toy story four where it's like wow this is all about boot peep really like with her saving toys uh i get a beer with boat beep i feel like we can be like tell me about your day about saving toys i'll listen why is miss bianchi here twice uh we'll put her where's my bianca before i'll just put her next to her um there right there there's two biancas oops good job paleo miss kitty from fava goes west so i really like miss kitty i liked her like she's she's her curves i like that she's uh she's a tough girl but she also embraces her feminine side and she got a fire at her as well i like her voice as well this kitty gets into upper beads here for me probably right right there next to the gadget marge yep well probably one of the most um important adult animated characters of all time from one of the most important adult animated shows of all time i say adult you know what i mean i never really got it with marge i and there's so much to her i feel like the sh to the to her detriment as a character the show has gone on for too long and it's kind of made her too much of a character where it's like man there's a lot of reasons to not like you there's also a lot of reasons to like you but if we're basing on looks and personality i put margin like upper seats here or like mid seats here i'd say like below hot girl hot girl when she is hot huck girl the mom from meet the robinsons ah i like her she's cute i don't really recall her personality i think she was caring and loving so i put her like right there next to amy from futurama a little above it i love it mother gothel nope no thank you put you in detail you're you're you're actually you might even be lower than that jeez yeah yeah you're kind of garbage sorry mrs puff is just like what did i do wrong and it's like yeah you're gross miss keen from the powerpuff girls i like miss keene i think she's cute she's cute she's cute she's cute i put her and seat here but that's about is it as far as he goes i put her right next to the mom neither robinson's funny enough betty from the fun stones nah sorry ain't my jam put you in like low seats here all the flintstone woman characters are so like empty and it's not their fault it's because of bad writing they're just foils for barney and fred they're they're very much so the i'm the angry wife character the scotsman's wife from scotsman the scotsman's wife from samurai jack speaking of angry right uh no absolutely not she's she's terrifying she's a bit she's better than lois though on her personality which which one of these redheads would you rather be with like the personality and the scotsman's wife is at least nicer genuine than lois hey it's sam sparks from a cloud with a chance of meatballs i thought she was really cute especially with her glasses on i put her in upper seats here oga pataki from hey arnold i had a crush on her as a kid but then i grew up and i realized i didn't really like her as much i was like what happened kidding me seeing her i guess midriff um i put her in like seats here here i'd say she's like right there next to spider girl harley quinn from the recent harley quinn shows i like her a lot though she's also a murderer i think she'd kill me literally um because of that i put her in mid seats here her characters you want no no no i get a drink with her yeah platonic we'd be friends i think she's cute but i'd be afraid to test her but i think she'd kill me pinkie pie again pinkie pie the horse uh no thank you i'll put you in upper d tier sorry pocahontas is beautiful but her personality bores me sorry she's two-dimensional um seats here as i i'd say like jeez um right there ivy is chef's kiss wow knockout i put ivy in aids here yeah she's a newcomer to the list and i like her a lot a lot as a matter of fact so yeah ivy a lot of redheads i'm discovering something about myself um princess bubblegum i'd get a drink with but i would be terrified to be with her she is a dictator a desperate and she spies on her people and and that terrifies me i think she killed me audrey or audrey audrey from atlantis i get a drink with her too i put her in the friends here princess aurora i think or aura aurora whatever ah she's cute but i think her personality is also lacking i put her right next to elsa belle is top tier not like the top tier but definitely a tier i put her right below kita i think belle's smart and beautiful and and caring and loving and honestly one of the best written disney princesses especially from the disney renaissance so lower eights here absolutely captain amelia from treasure planet makes y'all like i wonder where he's gonna put her uh eight's here as well i i like her fieryness as well and i'd put her right there next to mrs bellum cinderella's boring sorry lower seats here as a matter of fact better than snow white her looks push her a bit higher but like look at these girls these are all the i'm pretty girls but not much in the personality in my opinion esmeralda yeah a tier easily i put her right the next captain million more dominator got a strong personality spice and fire to her really pretty has convictions and is caring and loving why is gazelle from zootopia here get out of here miss incredible probably one of the most sought after cartoon crushes of all time and that also goes for all the dads who watch these pixar films who are like hey we should watch this one again uh i put miss incredible and beats here upper beats here cares for family she's smart strategic um really pretty and cute and stuff so i put it right there two good moms jane from tarzan ah yeah i liked her a lot i like that she's also a caring loving person but she's smart and she wants to know more but she's also really she's a really beautiful burnett in my opinion so i'm a butt hair and low eight or innate's here right there behind keita actually you know what now you know what now you know what right there yeah there we go he's here jasmine is weird because she's also has a fiery type to her but i think she's a bit reckless and she's pretty as heck but uh i think she's also quite overrated i put her in low beats here judy hopps is literal trash f-tier and if you like her there's something wrong with you now judy hopps is a fun character a cute personality but i would want to be her friend i don't have any attraction to her whatsoever i was like oh you have a cool personality that's that's all i feel that's all i feel impossible even when i watched it as a kid i was still kind of like yeah i want to be friends with you like she's cute as well just like judy they're both cute but like i never really i know that sounds weird but i never really had a crush on her i was too busy crushing on she go like she goes stole the show for me this cat girl from tough puppy it's like the only thing that people care about from the show good job bud chart made another another knockout um this is tough she's cute i don't know much of her personality so into the row of cute characters who i don't really know that well meg from hercules i like her a lot she's gonna be put into uh a tier calhoon from wreck-it ralph tough girl shoots aliens their starcraft marine outfit i'd be her friend tiana from princess and the frog hard worker she does the grind and she's beautiful but i really respect her like and her go get it kind of personality i put tiana and aids here hang out with belle you all deserve it jessica rabbit is it's funny enough her looks are over sexualized and people love her for being a sex icon but for me it's her personality like places it for me so i put uh jessica rabbit and like beats here like maybe right there above daphne yeah rarity god why are there ponies on this get off my list i'd hang out with you rarity i guess i don't know amethyst is another person who i'd hang out with like i really feel no emotions towards her for like attraction but like i'd eat some pizza and drink some beers and hang out with her the mom from inside out um um um maybe seats here yeah and you can sit between the biancas the mom from regular show i don't know her that well sorry sawyer from cats don't dance yes she's also a hard worker and smart and beautiful and hot and all these wonderful things ester absolutist here yeah i like i like her a lot she's cute and she's dancing she can sing the mom from helga from elga helga's mom from hey arnold uh no i'm not vibing on you i put you right next to timmy's mom you're both holding your arms up how about that fiona from shrek sorry physically i don't i don't feel it by like our personality we friends we we'd be friends you and i eris from sinbad yes aids here yeah your looks push you really high up there i guess i have a type don't i i have two types in particular i can see candy from from dave the barbarian i don't know you that well blue diamond's much better than the other diamonds i put blue diamond and beats here i think she's really cute pretty so right there hand with a martian no you're not better than jenny are you talking about right there yeah that's good pearl yeah sorry i'd be your friend white diamond nope i know don't be your friend nor do i want to you're like a space a space dick a space dictator you're hanging out with ursuline the fairy godmother sandy i'd be friends with speaking of squirrels why did you put the squirrel from sword in the zone on the list what the hell uh no paleo i don't want to be with this squirrel i'm sorry in the stone get out of here he's better than rainbow dash though starfire yeah starfire was s t i actually liked her more than uh raven midarev and and bubbled personality and very caring and loving and and in tune with people starfire is a s tier yeah my teenage self was like yeah teen titans came out the great great time i like her a lot i got a crush on starfire i recall asking my buddy robert back when i was in high school or middle school whenever this came out and i looked at him and i'm like hey robert who do you like more uh raven or starfire and he was more traditional where he looked at me he's like what are you talking about they're cartoons like they're not real i felt so embarrassed but uh yeah i think that's what i realized i'm like i don't think everybody likes animation the way i do especially the this particular way with a list like this next we've got katara nope just joking it's cora correa hang out with she's really beautiful and but we want to hang out with her i don't really feel like any attraction outside of like let's get up let's get a let's hang out let's go on a roller coaster can you build it with your avatar powers cool thumbelina from don bluth thumbelina tinkerbell yeah i think tinkerbell was one of the coolest disney like female characters because she broke the archetype archetype the the type of character where it's like i am the damsel in distress and i'm so sad well i'm got eyes for only a man which to be fair tinkerbell had eyes for peter kind of that was weird i might even to this day i'm not really sure what that was about but i like that tinker was like a tsundere so um tinkerbell you get put into a tier boom tough i'd hang out with you toff uh the mom from coraline nope i'm gonna i'm gonna pass on you i'd hang out with you look at all these moms who i would not want to be with sam from danny phantom um i don't really remember her that well sorry i'm gonna pass on you who vaguey from from has been hotel i almost forgot the name was the king of the hill i wanted to say that that came from king of the hill baggy uh yeah i like you but she didn't beat here i put you right next to them as a matter of fact enid i'd hang out with you okay ko jimmy's mom from oh jeremy where's your mom look at her jimmy oh look at your mom jimmy his carl i put her in the mom category once more above timmy's mom uh twilight sparkle i'd be friends with her haley why'd you put so many ponies on the stupid list hey it's moses's wife from prince of egypt whose name i forgot he was like zanitchia or something like that um she's really pretty i put her in pizza right next to the lifeguard there we go boom uh corpus bride absolutely not i don't uh necrophilia no thank you celia from monsters inc i'd also pass on i no thank you this is not my vibe thank you very much no they're better than yeah i put them like right there because they're better than the corpse is better than a hippo i suppose wilma is also pretty boring where's betty when i put you you're right next to betty as well like you get the pretty looks that's it wonder woman from justice league i man oof uh she's pretty great i put her and low beats here though like right next to this other beautiful woman and then penelope by pit stop who i guess penelope pit stop is going gonna bring up the rear end here from hannah barbara's like the only like it's like oh penalty pit stop cool the from the smash hit wacky racers i don't really know her that well i really don't i mean she's kind of cute but that's really it so i guess i dropped her into low seats here as well so yeah this is it this is the an hour later and here it is the list ester being joshua's mom followed by nani who's actually probably the real best pick i'd pick i i guess i i put shigo above shell as a matter of fact so uh joshua's mom and then nani then she go and then michelle chell and then sawyer and then starfire followed by ty lee and then you know what we're going to move it around again because i think i like tightly more than like starfire yes tear starfire ivy marceline frankie raven uh miss bellum amelia and i guess it's good enough to be way too many but as you can see i have a type i like fiery girls and i like girls with spark to their personality i also like bubbly girls and i also like when they have both and i like girls who are caring and loving and have strong convictions with wanting to get things done and actually caring and uh and i also have like a they can be independent enough to get things done on their own they don't need your help they can do their own thing i value that in a person where it's like yeah you can you got some good get up and go and passion in you i admire that i like that a lot uh and then as far as i guess like i like redheads i guess redhead redhead redhead redhead redhead kind of redhead i suppose yeah i guess i like redheads go figure well that is the list who's bringing up the rear here um corella the villain rainbow dash yeah and the squirrel from sword and the stone the three worst characters of all time so that makes sense it makes a lot of sense yeah what do these three characters have in common they're all trashed here and then there's the characters who i would get a drink with or whatever hang out and be friends with so that's my list i will link the list here into the description if you want to work on it yourself and give it a shot uh yeah this is a really weird video think about it my family's going to watch us and be like hey saber are you okay i'd be like why'd you call me saber use my real name and they're like you're not real to us anymore it's a matter of fact you're dead to us so go away take your trashy cartoon list with you you garbage man and it's like oh thanks family love you so yep that's my list let me know all things in the comments see you all next time

Channel: Saberspark

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Keywords: saberspark, saber, tier list, cartoon crush, cartoon crush tier list, cartoon, crushes, cartoon girls, cartoon girl crushes

Id: UqN-lOZkAZE

Length: 62min 51sec (3771 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 26 2021

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ELISE from Dan VS. is on this tier list by Saberspark on YouTube. He’s an awesome reviewer and documenter of animation. Primarily, underground cult classics or edgier adult stuff. He just did this ultimate Tier List of cartoon girls he liked. While ELISE is on there, he says doesn’t remember enough about her! He DOES remember Dan VS being a fun show though, and I bet a review of Dan VS, especially with this recent push for a revival, could be right up his alley!