The Try Guys Test Who Is The Most Attractive

today we're gonna find out which one of you guys is the hottest tri guy scientifically of course science baby what actually makes a man attractive today more than ever society and media appreciate hot men like us for instance and we wondered if that sexiness could be boiled down to a science we're here to find out if the prevailing theories about male beauty have any truth to them and we hear the test subjects the try guys are going to be conducting six experiments gonna draw blood measure our faces I'm gonna win all the categories today beautiful beautiful Keith in the rest where would we fall hundred be the best one being the worst you've ever seen in the bottom 5% mmm woof this is a little tough but if it means anything to you I would happily penetrate each and every one of you guys and since we're best buds and already know we're all super freakin hot we decided to frame our series of experiments the way only the try guys can as a game show its which try guy is scientifically the hottest with your ultra bangable host my name is dr. curly so you have the results I do have the results your nan stick each of you guys were ranked go ever gets the lowest number is the sexier so it's like the golf of hotness so I hope I'm at least on par with the other guy now the first category is testosterone is based on aggression this will probably go to Ned it's a very aggressive person it's all testosterone is linked to body hair and to hair loss you boys that got both of those I think that I'm gonna win this category because I have a ton of sperm in my blood whenever I get my blood taken out they're like wow testosterone is a very important element if a man doesn't have any testosterone he loses a lot of characteristics that makes him a man the thing again good to see you Joe so I think the last time we were together we did semen analysis on you and we learned a lot about you what's your on vein percentage are you bad in the hundreds I don't want a sakes I'll jinx myself into a simple blood test when we get it throughout to the accurate measurement and figure out where women are in the spectrum I bet you a sperm has gotten into blood once in the legs whooping what a bad life Eugene doesn't love needles shut up yeah it's like my veins I levels of testosterone think you have a very high sex drive muscle mass is another thing I do giving me blood my blood is very selfish if you look at it from that perspective then he may appear more attractive oh you have to go back to the right side take a look are you serious right now I'm not cow it's still inside of me 91 how much sperm is typically in the bloodstream zero makes sense right yeah makes no sense at all so we have the results I know a lot of guys look like that oh wow the runner-up for the mostest awesome is keeper there's so much room in my life yeah number one didn't it's usually I uh have you seen our hair elixir I do have very very sexy the zabi don't worry dad I don't really thought med would be number one no scientific data that correlates the level of testosterone to the level of attractiveness but certainly there's something there this is supposed to be my category yeah yeah BMI BMI is pretty specific it measures your fat this comes down to mere nest so maybe I'll win V enough that's got that big old fight and that's gonna weigh him down I think that I'm gonna win this category I got the most mats in my body but I think what piss off before your BMI is one way to calculate overall fat levels in a guy 70.2 136 on the time 167 on the don't know anyone Mallory the higher your body mass index is means that you're wider than you are tall I remember in high school having low BMI but never people fit you can have a really low BMI but it doesn't tell you anything about his cardiovascular fitness I mean those who are the most fit we're the most diverse in size so the general population is better to have a low BMI than the high BMI let's hear these results and if it makes you feel any better there's a whole gay community that loves shrubby guys so you're in with us okay runner up your game come on you know it [Applause] my body's hotter than Eugene's Wow Wow look at the you know number three it's a relatively okay surrogate for men's health but it's not perfect what kind of exercise you get I play soccer I'm going to CrossFit we have a lot of stairs in the office and sometimes I go between floors yone check this out I'm less flabby imagine an NFL running back those guys have a terrible body mass index but nobody's gonna tell them they're not in shape they're stacked though bro thanks man about to break beautiful face we're gonna take photos of our faces and see who's got the best face a very delicate features I'm very precious I'm the most mutual features I've been referred to as fat other white guys I think that I'm gonna win this category because I have a great face facial attractiveness is way more than just whether or not somebody's hot or not facial attractiveness has to do with a variety of characteristics ranging from the width of someone's face to the distance between their eyes the distance between their nose and their mouth let's look at Keith look this is my normal face [Applause] and then this side is my right side well a little do fear yeah sort of wider well nobody can obviously be perfect we would ideally like to have the most symmetrical features see the left guy [Music] you see these side-by-side again this guy looks like a dupe and this guy looks just so sexy we all have them but they exist Heath has very nice but deep set eyes and the distance between them is relatively small which isn't necessarily the most appealing I would definitely say that he's yours more towards a stronger jawline which is a very strong signal of reproductive health so go key let's talk about that this is normal me so here this is just my left side nerd he's a jock look I got rugby playing yeah I'm like for the end of that it looks taller the other side must be worse than cam and this is the right side I don't like this version to me at the literal egghead this is my left side so that means that's my good side yeah so Zach's face is relatively cheap when we look at the tip of his nose to the top of his forehead we're able to see the doc has a relatively larger forehead better than the average individual so exact hasn't we like to call a natural lip and that's really a very attractive feature and very much a strong signal of biological fitness what's attractive about a tiny mouth no put anything in there so here's my face the transporter 3 starring Eugene Lee yang am I the person who gets transported no no you see like he's transporting Asians this is the left side of my face very symmetrical we can has a relatively high degree of facial symmetry and I think that's something important to understand right side oh the difference is pretty my new it makes it creepier the boy we're gonna get at the more disturbing these look like the evil clone versions of Nathan universe is one side of Zach's face one side of my face duplicated look better your normal face looks better than both sides independently the length between his nose and chin is very much consistent with what we would consider to be facially attractive Eugene has a very very interesting jawline it's very strong but at the same time it gives a softness as well so I'd like to say he has a medium jawline sona is a very attractive man there's my normal face so your expressionless to camera always looks like you just kind of farted and are trying to cover it oh yeah I pardon all my passport photos this is the left side you look thinner on this side you look like you haven't slept in years that's a championship soccer player right there yeah and this is the right side really different I do see how different your noses on each side from breaking my nose either of these quite look like it divided him into his academic side his sporty side that has a relatively longer distance between his nose and the top of his forehead which is not considered to be most conventionally attractive Matt has the softest draw a line of all the men which makes him the most desirable in terms of long term partnership so if somebody says you look like you're married it makes total sense the ovulatory period women are more attracted to men who are going to exhibit higher characteristics related to biological fitness like testosterone whereas other times of the month when they're not ovulating they're sneaking out partners who appear to be more kind and passionate and may be attracted to men with a softer jawline the runner-up the most beautiful face in the try guys [Music] wait my lips are better than cracking apart they're literally bleeding right now ready for number one you Queen Eugene I don't think I'm the best-looking I think we're all very good-looking number three you're still beautiful Matt thank you so don't you wait which makes me the most unique so I'm the best look Wow so I'm the hottest white tri guy Wow no I don't know all right guys so this category is pheromone my wife said let's smell great I think I have vo we'll see I think I'm gonna win this category I think I'm gonna win this category because it's not great shirt in the bed it's time to make this t-shirt smell like this man the try guys wore shirts for an entire week to bed I'm too tired to do this flag right now cares I'm wearing the same shirt every day okay good May if you look good across the room and the closer you get is there any repulsive or more attractive factors and that's where pheromones come up but they're very difficult to measure you don't know exactly we're gonna let our colleagues smell our shirts anonymously to find out who has the best natural Manset nurse not bad I think a maybe smells a little sweaty er then I would have liked it smelled of cold cuts it hit me in the nose like a baseball bat a single delicious I like it because it smells like a dude I could not smell anything on be a ghost for that shirt not a man oh I like to be much better than inking it just was the freshest my least favorite I think was B he shows that me like I don't like this guy see I was like I want to be that guy's friend sees my favorite really yes like after sex shower smell I remember things that were worse and it was definitely sandy I don't agree I liked Dean I just had like a nice calming smell do you was my favorite he would take you to a Crab Shack on the beach do you gotta smell like gold it was like best to worse really I feel the other way around you try guys are known for a lot of things and smelling bad is not one of it was really not much out there in the scientific literature so yeah go for it by all means don't let science get in the way of a really good time number two yeah my wife does like my smash does that got third and I lost what's next all the gay men like to smell the most funny it's not a bit more masculine thank you the bottom line is it just comes down to how they smell that's what brings them together is that global smell rather than some molecular attraction I honestly feel like each you guys have like a different thing that is like really sexy that I'm like I could hit it I could hit it we could do this guy's tinder I have done a lot of videos about tinder if I don't win this category it is pathetic I think I'm gonna win this category because I take a lot of good photos people love looking at me on the Internet tinder is the internet attractiveness is a very holistic measure trying to understand someone's personality where they come from and where they're going now we're gonna all set up tinder profile I've never created an online dating app ever well you're not creating an app you're putting a profile see I already can't use words correctly none the other guy's never done this before I'm excited I think you're gonna like it I think there's some things you won't like so in theory that should have this what do you think this photo says about you Zach my first photo me looking hot looking off to the side it's cute I got style but I'm approachable number one you're wearing glasses and volume of very nice glasses you've reduced the likelihood of being swiped right over a 15 percent by wearing a hat you're reducing your like lewd or being spied on by 12 percent because it also obstructs your eyes by facing forward you increase your likelihood of being spread on by 20 percent hi I'm losing percentages like crazy right yes your stock values plummeting I read in a different online dating book that men's photos perform better when they look off-cam I would argue with my PhD which took six years in my research at tinder and interviewing people globally about online dating that I might know just a little more I met my wife before online dating was the things I have absolutely zero experience making profiles I found it very hard to find photos of just me this whole thing feels weird but here we go here's one it's me and a cool Florentine jacket next to a line of Vespas Oh is he 18% Italian I don't know let's find out are you in Italy or in Europe I am in Italy or Europe so that's a good conversation starter people are going to want to know more about you this is wonderful except they're not smiling in the first photo yes because it makes you seem kind and approachable I want to remain totally unreliable generally in life so it's tender enough people who smirk over smiling and are potentially evil inside that gets into a more philosophical question about whether people are fundamentally evil this is one of my best friend's babies if you can see the baby is terrified me okay so now I'm finding child services this is working even people who don't necessarily want children don't want a witness abuse I don't think I'm abusing the baby the baby just wants to get away from me to the left if you don't come up to my profile and be like I want what he's having fried chicken your fool chicken and biscuits okay [Applause] you've got cardiovascular disease on your mind that was good yes exactly this is nothing about you just went huge on Twitter so I'm tap it in so you did something that went huge on Twitter I didn't I recreated it but don't you want to be original and lead with your own lines with your own story a rusty bathtub outside wow this guy likes to have fun I didn't know that you were outside I just thought you wanted to get tetanus no I already have my vaccination oh that's what do you think this photo says about you that I like standing against dumpsters I hate this I'm cute as that photo I'm smiling kindly you're not smiling kindly you look like you're up to something up to kindness let's go on is that a Hebrew character on your necklace okay that army any points I'm Jewish not particularly in this contact okay how about this one oh this look at all the girls to swipe right Oh photo of you with your wife on your wedding day you're abusing animals the dog looks like it's being tortured in the back having a great time this is my head as a cake I think this we can skip my bio we don't know never do you dirt dirt dirt a Rihanna lyric are you Rihanna people love RiRi I like white wine and traveling the world let's split a bottle and get to know each other and I like white way to traveling the world but we may have nothing in common let's split a bottle and talk about it loves dogs heat baby should I have written more Haley these let's fall in love each day that passes with each of remaining alone is one less day of bliss hisses yo future heart it's poetic I have analyzed thousands and thousands and thousands of profiles the scale of 1 to 100 where would ours fall in the bottom 5% woof woof it's a race for last place on tinder all of us suck at it I thought I'd be at the end of my career when I got roasted but apparently it happened now so they're running around that exact remember you were still in the bottom 5% of all of tinder this is really a hollow victory number one is keep thank God because I'm worse than pick a child abuser I would be very upset guys I think we all had very fun cute profiles I would swipe right oh no me too I think that attractiveness is very classical I think you could find somebody to be very attractive but they may not necessarily be a person with whom you connect okay so we asked all of our co-workers internationally which of you guys was physically the hottest gigantic this survey is not just 305 we're pulling a pitbull it's mr. worldwide now we have offices everywhere this is an interesting one they know what I think I'm gonna win this one because everyone likes ready for theirs oh wow to me that's you to Eugene the only one that could actually put it now all those children are right look I've already had several four places you've had nine I couldn't take another you can't call me daddy the same sentence take practice that you're not harder than Eugene but maybe I can honor this all relative I think your mouth shut the up y'all ready for the second poll wait there's another poll yeah there's a secret pool to see which one of you guys our co-workers thought was actually - here we go not based on looks curly if it's the same exact order I'm gonna be really bleep idiot do not kick me why it's not a good message we all know that that is a very caring husband exactly handle me without getting offended every day that can I has the most similar sense of humor and it seems like he'd be a good dude to hang around I like someone like that makes me laugh so maybe keep probably Keith like Keith is just like so funny and fun at the end of the day I just want to watch Netflix with someone I would date Zach because he would be easy to control this is technically the most important Bowl because all of the looks need to wanting to have a relationship nothing mattered and till now on the tutorial technically husband material number one the most datable I also would want to date keep the most yeah I would be the first strip number three yeah yeah I think you're a great person to be in a relationship with I would date you yeah fan I wouldn't but just because the whole Jewish Asian thing is a stereotype I think we need a break but think of the children how successful they seem like yeah beautiful the number one scientifically hottest try guy is Eugene but no one wants to have a baby with me plus if you hate on this is very cheap number two is a tie a tie between Ned and back [Applause] oh boy it's interesting to know that there are scientific factors that correlate to your attractiveness but doesn't always correlate the how much someone wants today what I love about the try guys is they are willing to try anything you can measure anything you want down to the molecular level but at the end of the day throw science out the window and just be a drag to be attracted to you guys have delicious guys do you have any more questions something our fans noticed last time we were here was it would that now that knife symbolizes six years of hard work and thousands of operations that got me through my training do you ever think about how you waited for like the white whale of penises that glass is breakable so it just may be that I will find my match break my piece of huge

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Id: xm63aVNwvao

Length: 21min 27sec (1287 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 28 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/purple_engineer]

Eugene is obviously the most attractive and most confident. the others willingly admit it in any of the videos where they're shirtless