The Tim Conway Show (1980) 2/2 Guest Carol burnett

little help from the folks in our audience ah okay right okay now this part will be ever people come up out of the audience helps out a little sketch ah great one tonight don't kidding really uh gentleman down here with the turtle around your neck okay all right okay ah would you hate to wake up you want to come up sir your mom can you doing it come on oh okay huh boy this is gonna be good so we need a guy who looks like a father you know religious type okay you're gonna go over here now we need a lady anybody a lady out the lady in the print dress back there you are yeah hoping you don't pick me alone I have always enjoyed you mr. karma thank you Miss Cohen too darn I'm sorry I'm just so excited I'm sorry I always get you mixed up with the funny one so I didn't Wow oh my name my name my name is Venus Higgins MS his Eunice Higgins but uh listen you just called me by my first name because that's what I'm gonna use in show business you know just like all them stars didn't know like Cher all right now I mean okay okay now are you gonna be the executioner okay all right you're gonna be the father okay you got that like the father okay and you're gonna be Jonah bard she's my favorite murder we're just gonna place you over here you all right over here we're going with me oh you're the excuse me you just you just kneel right there you're down on one knee Anna you come with me you're gonna be off here okay now in the cash money everybody made Hey yeah Oh in the car stuff father you walk there just a minute and you be Joan of Arc okay go black the King leaders ready my lord at your command this heretic will be set ablaze all right John this is your last chance confess get your life well I know that oh I know that I see it on the cards they're just that I was pausing here for dramatic effect you understand that have you ever worked with a method actor before let me do my thing all right okay how would you just give me my cue confess there's going to be a hot time in the old town tonight st. your bars appear than not the very flames or hail could not change my spirit nor fry mom for two to ten words Ingrid Bergman yonder comes your father to plead for her life come forth father what shall we do with your daughter oh please friar please friar please I don't think we have a pan big enough I don't know what you have all right this is your last shot Joan call it quits I beg you one call it quits I beg you wait wait wait just hit will you just come here wait a minute you said call it quits I beg you right yeah well that wasn't really beggin I mean you know what I'm sayin we are up here the three of us acting our hearts out and you're just standing there dragging your butt you know perhaps you're a little overqualified for what we're doing here this is kind of a fun thing why don't we just get somebody else okay would you listen to me and you listen to me good you look at well I sat on a Greyhound bus for 32 hours next to a fat woman eaten cold tacos just to get out here - honey you know why I wanted to come to Hollywood because I knew I had it I knew I could make it ever since I was a little girl in kindergarten and I stopped the class with my impersonation of Chester Conklin I knew I could of course I never got any support from my loss but all my life I grew up dreaming that I was going to be a star every time I poured a pitcher a Tang I'd say to myself what the hell does Florence Henderson have that I don't have nothing whenever Thomas I am Blythe and them hostess cupcake commercials a little boys inside of me kept saying Eunice that could be you up there with them ding-dongs you know what I did i hocked every single thing I own and I came out here to Hollywood and it wasn't easy I was hanging around Hollywood Boulevard up there if the Grauman's Chinese Theatre you know this smart-looking dude he comes up to me and he says hey Q you wanna be in show business listen no I just stand around and Joey Heatherton shoes for mine my help then he says to me I put you in show business nothing oh sure sure sure please new he says I put you in circus they wanted me to train elephants I can't tell you where they was joined another tale I trained him downhill I wasn't born yesterday so I've been pounding the pavements I've been going from one producer's office to no the producers office and then yesterday Maccabi coverage gave out how embarrassing it is to walk up to somebody and show business and every step you take your shoes and give them them the raspberry brightness whole fiasco is BiBi a pitch to be here on this show and to Duke Joan of Arc and if you think you're gonna blow that for me one break short of a full load you got this important you really honor I'll tell you what I'll tell you what why don't you just get back up here now come on we'll just get right to the dramatic part you don't know we've been yeah we've been doing our part here but I can see that you were you've got a point there that you should be doing this not up you know what I mean we just tie right there boys come on with me now we'll let you get right to that juicy part you know what alright watch them off here when I say action you let him have it all right I see oh by the way good luck you guys won't cut down on the smoke I think that little sucker set fire to me ladies gentlemen the dong Kryten dancers featuring Ricky Siegel you know what shine it on these well you should sisters you gotta make that phrase more your own for your own good when depression comes upon you does a downer number on you take no notice the bad news justly pay come to way shine it on shine out I have learned my lesson how good you can bring out Carol and thank her now you're talking to showbiz good ladies and gentlemen we'd like to thank our special guest star Carol Burnett hard a moi Maggie what do you think you're doing well you guys got to introduce Carol in the beginning of the show and she's been my idol for my whole life so I wanted to thank her okay ladies and gentlemen it's my privilege to thank our special guest star and idol Carol Burnett yeah Miriam don't tell me you are thank you yes I would like to it would be an honor except that you guys took so much time arguing out here the caroli to leave well you're welcome Carol you uh we're all dressed up and got no one to thank yeah yeah yeah okay we like to thank it on my dancers tonight on house calls Charlie scrubs up a new image when he thinks he's losing his job and his girl to a new surgeon now what happens when Hawkeye plays one practical joke too many on Winchester on match next following news break portions of the preceding program were recorded before a live audience this is your dummy announcer speaking

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Length: 13min 57sec (837 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 09 2011