The Family that Doesn't Belong in a Fancy Restaurant | The Carol Burnett Show Clip

[Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] evening good evening to you sir I called earlier to make a reservation for three the name is Higgins h i double g i n s the man knows bill we're here on a free pass that was given out last month to the Mall merchants this way please thank you sir I like like a greyhound after a jackrabbit let Mama go first come on let it go first okay somebody's got their foot stuck out I don't want to fall over oh look at them chandeliers you just wouldn't you hate tapping dust them it's carpet my Lord it must be six inches thick I feel like a walk a walk hurts so bad it all feels like the gravel pits to me thank you very much this is a wonderful Booth I couldn't have picked out a better one myself I really appreciate thank you very much sir you don't have to follow the table that's his job will you quit worrying about how I behave well you're just kidding all right this is a very nice place to go out here I think maybe I'd rather sit in the middle I don't want anybody to step on my feet all right you can sit in the middle if and when you sit in the middle you're not gonna say you want to sit on the end Jay house if I look at these prices stand up on the table and yell to everybody in the restaurant I'm poor people tell me all these people here and laying out prices like this for just one meal I wonder what they all do for a living must be Crooks Mama what are you doing don't mind me this place can well fart you and if you know what the price of sugar is you give me that purse I said give me that purse I think I'd like to go to ladies room you are joking there is probably not another daughter on this planet who would begrudge her own mother a trip to the ladies room the one night she takes her out to a fancy restaurant you want a cocktail but no item no use give me a minute to think you just pick something out for me oh no you don't if I picked the wrong thing for you I'd never hear the end of it I'll just wait till you get back from the Ladies Room whatever you decide is fine Eunice around there I would appreciate it tonight if you would take my order and Mama's order first and give it to the waiter before you give him yours that's what's known as common courtesy do you have any Pink Ladies oh yes we do oh two two Pink Ladies please thank you and I'd like a beer please unless there are any objections or will the drinks go with the dinner on the free ticket don't it oh yes sir it's another thing when you cornered me into this I didn't think we're gonna have to take your mother along as part of the bargain some woman in there hands me a towel and she wants money for well don't think I didn't give her a piece of my mind when will I ever be able to associate with human beings for all you think for all the money they charge in this place I got even with her though foreign [Applause] I don't believe we're quite ready yet if you'd like you can visit the salad bar before you order salad bar what's going on over there very much mama you get your own salad here didn't you see it on the way in that salad bar you mean I gotta get up again do if you want a salad what I'm through with cafeters and I got all the Army wait please and let Mama go first I don't want to go first let him go first in my trip over something all right then I'll go ahead of you and I'll time mountain climbers rope from me to you how would that be for this abuse my water we do just locked the Army find the napkins find the forest and all you have to do is take a plate and get some salad you just said you couldn't so give them to me oh Pardon Me Miss could you tell me which one of these is the Rope for it's that one oh thank you very much it's the darndest thing but I'm colorblind you're saying I never can tell the difference between the rule for it in a thousand islands and I can't eat the Rope for it because I'm allergic to it if I eat it that break out all over hives all of my body little red weld spot yeah oh man chocolate mousse thank you very much I'm gonna get me some of that chocolate mousse for desserts I hope it's the last time we gotta go through this of course it is all you have to get the rest of our dinner do we no they bring it to you oh look at it turbo hit spot [Laughter] [Applause] what the hell is this that is a pink lady mama and if you don't want it I'll drink who said I didn't want it thank you and Deer uh you may give the waiter our order now I will have the beef bruschetti and Mama will have the roast chicken you heard that didn't you I don't have a hamburger please and some fries sky's the limit is free past stuff cover everything on it yeah sir two complete dinners did you say two this ticket entitles the bear to two complete dinners at the Royal Arms restaurant tell you what the waiter why don't you just cancel that burger I'll just have part of what they are go ahead the order stands as it is what do you do are you doing I can get along fine of what you two order to order a hamburger in a place like this and embarrass me is bad enough but to cancel that order on Academy you are too cheap to few dollars two dollars did you see those prices by the time they get through Adam their little doodads will be more like fifteen dollars if our life has been reduced to the fact that we cannot spend fifteen dollars carelessly and joyously with love do you see any pepper on the table here you always spend extra money on beer and on magazines and old newspapers and on extra cups of coffee but when it comes to spending anything on me boys you pinch and script and say something through my life well I bet when you and Mickey Hart head for that bowling alley you spend the extra 75 cents for a parking lot too you just nothing will come out of this it is a mill Mama a peppermint [Laughter] [Applause] I wonder if you would mind lowering your voices we came here for a peaceful dinner [Laughter] thank you [Music] [Laughter] [Music] it might even go away [Music] [Music] don't blame him in here [Music] couldn't either one of you two have smiled at that man are you kidding you know what would have happened if I smiled ahead of me to taking all this tambourine expect me to dump money into it you have absolutely refuse to recognize any nice thing in life you just don't make a scene please I will too make a scene please and don't you tell me how to behave after the way you have dreams I'm afraid we cannot allow this Behavior here I must ask you to leave the customers are complaining about the noise I have no alternative but to say please leave quietly well are you gonna stand for that head oh God better salads in the army I like that mister Eunice see what happens when you don't pay the Fiddler to try to bleed you out of every penny you got the other Merchant's gonna hear about this well they sure wouldn't treat you like this in fact guys we should have gone in the first place [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: The Carol Burnett Show Official

Views: 901,602

Keywords: the carol burnett show, carol burnett, vicki lawrence, tim conway, dick van dyke, harvey korman, lyle waggoner, ernie anderson, sketch, comedy, laughter, the family, variety, skit, family clip, family scene, funny family, restaurant, dinner

Id: TwfGlWj9d0w

Length: 12min 40sec (760 seconds)

Published: Tue May 02 2023