Carol Burnett - The Family: "The Flashback" (Uncut)

[Music] [Applause] [Music] Elfi p.m. don't start up mama it was late getting home from the store yeah mostly because I had to find this blender for you that you had to happen two seconds flat well don't just stand there put it in the kitchen we're gonna miss the beginning of the movie look I'll hold display case fell over when I was trying to fish this thing out for you what was I supposed to do leave all those are the ball bearings and socket sand and water lying on the floor just so you could see the beginning of the movie it was a Clint Eastwood movie it'd be a different story wouldn't it huh you'd have been out there all night and your sleeping bag just so you can be first in line this morning wants to see you can't tear yourself away from that dumb story who's taking care of the boys a babysitter of cork she reliable no mama she's on probation from the penitentiary we're just locking up your heart mama cuz we're taking it to the movies seeing as how you nagged us into it and couldn't you talk to me into wearing a tie I swear the last time I seen him in a tie was the day you two got married and I think you borrowed that one gave it back right after the ceremony who's gonna be looking at us in that dark movie house this movie house happens to be in my neighborhood Missy and I'd like to be able to hold my head up going in and out he'll see done in there now I will never figure out why you ever married that man anyway [Music] [Applause] call me nuts call me corny but I am a sucker for them knock-knock jokes mom and daddy ain't home they're over at my ain't Eloise's for the whole weekend can I just come in for a minute tonight how would that look I didn't want to put any crazy ideas into that crazy heavier you don't have to worry about putting any in there I got enough in there all by myself oh I can take your lever oh she's one of my all-time favorite of course you know who my all-time all-time favorite is Ben Grable if your romantic charm pack up your doesn't come to Acapulco [Music] Acapulco [Music] now you just get your mind on the right track this minute you know I'm so often I just say the filly's things to myself I say yeah you should have kept up with your tap dancing lessons you could have been a big movie star I never knew you took tap lessons oh yeah well I only took two you can't believe how funny that teacher was everything had to be her way your legs are as good as Betty grapples anything I won't stop darkness because it's true I'm gonna go further they're back you are something else I mean you're not like the rest of the girls in this town I mean you know some of them fluffy headed blondes around here then they actually look down on me because I work in a hardware store no you know to do where would they be without hardware now supposing you took all the hardware out of this house right now where do you think you and I would be hardware is important to the whole world Oh Eunice you are suppose they playing tic-tac-toe yes I'm just trying to kiss you well why does the water go over Niagara Falls it's the call of nature that's why but is it me or are my body a little bit of both I guess I just want to make something perfectly clear it Higgins I mean you take a girl out and buy a real nice Chinese dinner for $2 and everything but you don't own her body and so I won't you know that I am not that kind of a girl good Suzie why don't we just get back now to our spiritual carefree footing well we've been spiritual for two months and a half I mean what do you think I am some sort of a love them and leaving Playboy oh no I don't I think you're wonderful I really do honest and it's so good to have somebody to talk to boy every time I mention any little dream of mine my mama just smears at me daddy just ignores me altogether now folks don't believe me either you know my daddy calls me lunk head yeah a good woman would never never ever call her man look kid [Music] [Music] [Music] well I've got to beat our friend whom you do not know so why don't you come out here is this clown that you dragged in here off of the straight you know the young man I have been telling you about now for quite some time we finally get the unveiling huh no wonder you've been keeping him under wraps [Applause] later not really exists and it's worse than anything we dreamed up well I think I'll skedaddle long nah I don't know how I let so much time go by as it is I guess you were probably concentrating on other things no ma'am mama you just stop that it is a wonderful man what kind of wonderful man creeps into a young girl's home at this hour starts fooling around [Music] [Applause] well it might be a much better idea if I saw you later anyway Eunice how about Sunday morning pick up about 10 then we got the brush Creek for that picnic thank you taking my little girl after brush grief you got another thing coming I know all about what goes on at at Brush Creek don't you pay any attention to her she goes off her rocker every now manciu ever dare come in this house again forgive you for this over my dead body I hope so gosh you knocked over the dirt trashcan all right mama you wanted to know why we got married okay I'll tell you why we got married tell mama why we got married in mmm because we were in love what the hell you talking about tell her the real reason well I've got that blender all assemble let's get going my mama's curiosity just tell her what happened that night she drove me out of my own home and into your arms you told me you'd kill me if I ever told your mother satisfied her curiosity with you and then later on we have to get married I'll get you drift Eunice welcome to the club [Applause] just keep going to the movies maybe for hurry up we could stop in town for six-pack of beer on the way that hit the spot you got the money on you my lunch mom [Music] [Applause]

Channel: Cashman99

Views: 897,030

Keywords: Carol Burnett, Vicki Lawrence, Harvey Korman, Flashback, Mama's Family, Eunice, Thelma Harper

Id: XjV5_nX4aRw

Length: 12min 31sec (751 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 29 2020