Carol Burnett Show - The Family - Password Elephant Story 1&2

[Music] tangerine she's always saying when you get to knowing when your father died the Reverend plum said the Lord took him to sperm pain Thelma now I know what the pain was the Lord took him despairing from his older daughter d VAR c living in the house with man Wayne even her husband mama why don't she said it to music you know as well as I do he is living in the garage and that there is nothing in this whole wide world going on between anybody for drinky-poo don't you call him out on me before we get to the movies tonight don't you worry on your talk of the hollow leg Fogerty just who is paying for all the booze that he guzzles he is mama plus $20 a week for rent here we go ladies compliments of the house we're off and QT cons what size that movie start oh well let's see here we got a whole hour to kill here why don't we just play a game and that'll make the time just play by oh good idea I am a game free from anagrams sure age 50 Italy weeks and a few I can't mention in mixed company wait but I'm the old-time champ right he's just about to play password now that you're here we can play teams only dan I think maybe you and me we shouldn't be on the same team on account of we're the ones that got brains you know I don't know I just stopped over bringing these extension cards well I'll be on the team with Mickey here and mother why don't you be on dance team [Music] invited our moment has come now let me explain something to you about the rules of the game cuz I I'm an all-time password champ myself you know alright now what we do momma's you mean we look at this card to see and I'll go first and when you look at me I I'm gonna try to get you to say the word that's on this card see by giving you a one-word clue that's different from this word she got that yeah see and if he doesn't get it cutie then you give me a word no I know I've been watching password for so many years on TV I've seen Allen Ludden getting great right before my very eyes okay buddy y'all ready y'all ready you ready all right okay now now here we go here goes the COO is Peter I was just on my way home to rinse out a few things [Music] later right now we're gonna enjoy a friendly game of password okay well you see if I don't rinse off my socks by 6 o'clock they don't dry for the next plenty of time to do it alright okay relax relax relax no oh hey hey aider Donna Reed I saw down to rate the theater one time yeah she was into play I saw it yeah it's a real long thing yeah we're forced to go they don't ever put a proper name on a password card you know what a proper name is that's that's a person's name you know that that's right Donna Reed that's why I said the word otherwise it's up buffalo answer Mickey I mean that would've popped into anybody's theater see audience ovation speech I'll say speech no concentrate hard get the right word from that clue you gave whew well there were three her the note that will it's girls right you just blew it she said the word it was uh sure so we'll just have to start all over again come on this time you start okay once more into the breach share okay alright very making I'll say wart miss is boiling what would you think the password people would put mrs. Boylan's name on their card hello I know what they're gonna put if she's gonna use mrs. Borland I should be allowed Donna Reed clue Oh golly let's see now Oh people people hey yeah and people people people people I've heard it it's obvious alright alright I'll just take your gas off awesome I'll say moles oh I bought that for a boffo clue get it from your clue I got it from Dan's clue what's mobile got to do with people anyhow oh it's late movie the other night yeah the mold people are Hugh Beaumont was all over to TV God and everything I thought everybody would say it sorry right was my old people all right yeah come you missed a drink yeah I thought you were her mama I'm falling behind a Mickle sport how bout a little booze mom no thanks it makes me throw up yeah me too but it's worth it turn now Mickey say that word mama uh Dan I wanna give the word to Mickey can you hear me okay okay here goes oh let's see um I don't know will you look at me cuz I never know if you're in there or not [Laughter] okay here's a good up absurd absurd no absurd absurd hey sir sir I got it barley Barlet that's what it is it's barley yes sir remember in the scarlet pimpernel when Leslie hired with short pardon he said don't be absurd you varlet [Laughter] there's varlet should be right on their bar hey I want to get back to the mole people did you see that movie or did you start it all right actually you Beaumont with your turn now give Dan a clue crazy crazy uh absurd crazy Oh nutty no okay laughable laughable ha ha laughable I am surd crazy I assume that somewhere in your life you saw a silly elephant but what the hell makes you think that I have not elephant see this elephant had this little dwarf trainer in da [Applause] put a little ballerina skirt on that element [Applause] go around it was laughable at the time there's a rumor going around the circus that dwarf in the elephant were lovers [Applause] Elephant Walk [Applause] and if you del [Applause] I don't know where it is cousin rumor or not they were buried together [Applause] [Music] to do this again cries cries a Thank You Little Miss echo well it's a perfectly good clue I hate help but if you ain't thinkin you're right you're right yeah why should I expect to get blood on a return of it's just a game it's a game right okay uh how about plastic good we still got a chance all right ma'am yeah add them up like like God Allen Ludden does you got absurd crazy and elephant no you don't have third crazy and laughable the anima animal at straight war with the elephant ridiculous [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] the word right out right I know I know born I didn't mean to it's pretty funny but you don't have to keep going on and on about it if you can see French about your face I'm sorry you struck me funny ridiculous I never heard list work you see oh well maybe we can find some easier words in there huh like dog just grow up I just haven't had so much fun since we played catch the big Jack and dog patch same for this two-bit City gigolo cousin here making fun of us just because we are simple decent America oh come on mama don't bless the gasket I better have another drink so bring me right up I must be tired what only work you've done all days just prayed back and forth to the icebox and open up them beer cans with the little tabs on them or no sometimes i unscrew the top on the Scotch bottle everything's just a big joke to you in it damn you never do have a grown-up moment you never do show us a tender feeling we mean Eunice fine I don't know what nothing you don't want to attend her feeling this to me is sure and laughs Eunice is having fun life is a party Eunice it's not some steamy gloomy love scene what makes you think I was talking about fat you conceited pass career information you are here on a business basis mr. and your rent right here in Dogpatch is 20 dollars a week and that doesn't include all the Scotch and the beer you can guzzle so I'd like to see a little doremi around here before you spend another night out of that garage I thought you said he was sleeping sit down mama with that a which all my life I don't need some stranger section in here and laughing at the way I play games for your information I always win the game of Clue every time I play it and that takes break that tastes brave and you know the kid I was a jump rope champion of this whole black you asked me to leave Eunice well-well say if he's gonna go I gotcha maybe I could move into the garage see cuz I only pay you $25 a week now or I am this would be a lot cheaper for man I could just you know I don't need much room and then I can cook a little hot plate right in there now I play this game every night with you and I promise I lose guess I'll be shoving along Guinness well gray units why don't you let this lowdown moochin come be on his way you know something you've been a lot of laughs up now sweetie but you're getting to be a real drag don't you think I know what I am don't you think I sit here all night wondering where the hell my life went wrong I dreamed of owning yachts playing croquet with Princess Grace but I sure never dreamed of playing passwords somewhere in Raytown with tugboat Annie Eunice look I didn't mean to laugh at you I'm laughing with you although I have to admit a couple of times Mickey reminded me a peppy Okin goodness huh bye and you remember the plan no way huh hey damn well Lord really came through that time do I really look like Pappy Yocum mommy proud of darlin seems like you finally got a little sense at last now that he's gone maybe we can get this house back to normal again Papio comes an older man could you loan me the money for the click I don't catch a check today I'll get it back here the keys to the car 9 Mickey night mama there's a lot of fun we'll do it again well it's something mama it's something [Applause] [Music] yes it's not elephant no just a pause that this freak show one tammana I saw these Siamese elephants [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] they was joined at the end [Applause] and we're joined at the end of their trunks like that and this trainer make him stand up on their back feet locked at night had their trunk stretch like that then this little monkey come out [Applause] walk out there and dance Imran game I felt sorry for him he couldn't go popular elephants when they go bro all I can do is just blow and go market [Applause] [Music] once these the other's eyes [Applause] [Music] your mama holls [Applause]

Channel: Music Sweet Music

Views: 2,155,920

Keywords: carol burnett show, the family, elephant story

Id: lzgHJUyK3rg

Length: 22min 9sec (1329 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 27 2019