Tim Conway and Harvey Korman at MPTF

now look I'm about to bring out something here that just thrills me to death because if any of you loved the Carol Burnett Show as much as I did we're in for a big treat now these two guys haven't had a job in a long time so I asked them to come and and I they finally agreed what anyone yelling at me backstage and we're incredibly excited that they're going to bring a sketch comedy back to this stage would you welcome one of the great comedy legend teams of all time Harvey Korman and Tim Conway hello hello is anybody here what kind of a way is this to run an airline I've got a plane to catch give me to you do you think you could hurry it up right yeah how's it going right right yeah I like to buy a ticket to New York New York yes on the New York yes I am Big Apple hi today today yes oh no today I'm in a bit of a hurry if you come to the right place I hope so and you know our motto no I don't speedo we're get you there wonderful very good mother god only knows where are your luggage go well actually that's a very catchy model but I have these very important documents that I have to deliver in New York I've got to catch your 12 o'clock flight well we'll clock in my heritage that I catch the twelve right all right o'clock like you guys I just hear you get a bit I mean look that up see you at time that leak any what time he leaves with twelve o'clock flight leaves at twelve doesn't it we don't know that why was she you don't know that New York huh see you wrong wha at twelve o'clock flight that leaves at noon well so the noon and twelve o'clock is the same thing isn't it well oh that twelve o'clock flight I get you in there one o'clock well that's what I figured high noon fly it takes an hour I would you stop that you're splitting hairs and you're wasting a lot of time there just give me my ticket no how you gonna pay for this Oh credit card credit card all right all right right there there you go right all right no zoom this through the machine okay just kind of hurry it up would you just slide her right on there Zoomer and slider okay whip it on him you okay whip whip it out there their ego just Zoomer and sly make sure we got a good one too zoom it just a little faster than this could you Jenna what are you doing I'll pull it through Oh hurry will ya come on give it a lil bo-breezy Oh for heaven's sake mm-hmm sure you don't want to fly United I'm making an onsen I'll be right with you have to do that now your attention please speedo air flight be not art s and then eight or up RS 800 as your help eel chair Elden earth are those earth do I Holdings own only I didn't understand a word you said that's as you don't listen alright oh you're gonna high again travel first class first class right mr. bigshot had a big shot I like the travel and comfort is nothing wrong here hoity-toity even or pointy I like to travel first-class company judy judy I'm not it's nobody run judy judy the company pays one but if you got down picture ID oh sure absolutely understand that security very important this guy's got a beard you're holding it upside down the matter with you this guy's got a fear just give me a ticket we'll hurry up said 12 o'clock slides on the New York yeah I got a stamp that New York oh yeah come on but then on see new what do you mean oh yeah I gotta get a York you gonna tell me you're gonna have a New York on the same stamp that's the matter with you don't start that again just just put it on there mister no new my Hampshire I don't wanna go to New Hampshire I want to go to New York we could please give me a New York ticket yes sir a sir don't you have to erase it I just stamp over it make your way to learn wasted summer all right now window or aisle it doesn't matter put you in the middle one earphone oh yes I want earphones I love jazz classical music country love using grain you don't have anything to listen to we just got here from don't you just have here folks until oh yeah I want to fill oh okay put a pillow down think you'll be using the toilet how would I know that you're kind of a funny feeling in my eye I just don't know no no put me down for a maybe maybe think you'd be doing number one or two you've gone too far nah what do you think this is some kind of a comedy sketch no not side of the table on this side choice of three meals you're kidding no sir three meals on an hour flight right that's unusual right we got dumb deli delight whoa chicken Khachaturian joking or stew chicken cacciatore deli delight or stew right that's amazing that you would give such a variety on such a short flight I am truly amazed with Snoopy Airlines or whatever it is yes see the Lear lines well you know I love I love chicken cacciatore what is it made off the plane and then just microwave on the plane tends to dry up then you know what I mean it's not as good it's not as succulent and what comes with it spaghetti and tell me about this student I really would like to know more about the foods that I restores it beats - if it's Irish stew I can't eat it because that's that's lamb and I can't eat lamb I'm allergic to it a very very careful about the game because that has fat by having a cholesterol problem are you following me and what makes the dummies so delightful what makes the delis so delightful is there's no ad-libs in it I'll have to stew you're in it there yeah I thought I'd take a shot what the hell it's a yes by my well so much time alone you know I know I'm gonna give you an ID now there and you'll be on well we've got we've wasted a lot of time now just stick around there in case you lose it you know just lick that and give her a proton I just hurry that would you come on did your mouth yeah all right now come on let's go I've got to go make one more announce no more announcements your attention please the 12 o'clock flight for New York is she to come to rehearsal just left yes all right wait for me tim comma hartman you

Channel: MPTF

Views: 2,290,222

Rating: 4.7170854 out of 5

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Id: IQMGgMw-gq0

Length: 10min 49sec (649 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 17 2016