"The Taskman" | Rust

Wow good good evening hello are you gonna hit me what's your plan what's your planning you gotta get us why this is hey hey don't talk to me like that [ __ ] out of here swag I just spawned here this is a free [ __ ] country I give you wherever I want you'd be wherever the [ __ ] I want hey how do I get this gas tasklist out of my top left corner I don't want how do I get that out how do I just stop that from being there do you know you have any ideas hello any idea no thank you no idea oh I get a place again oh okay here hang on I'll make one right now once you do it it disappears good man you're you're good man yeah all right he only places down very nice oh oh and it's gone very very good now I have to harvest a hundred stone are you [ __ ] kidding me looks like I'm the task man now [Music] [Music] [Music] must have more tasks along greetings I'm the task man I will do any task for you and I'll carry it out until my dying breath just give me a task and I'll do it I have a hatchet I got a pickaxe and I'm ready to do whatever you want whatever you require whatever you need really absolutely hello man what do you know what anything do literally anything I could do anything for you anything you ask [Music] hello I'm the task man hello allow me allow me to identify myself for you so then perhaps I could be of service I do tests I can help you with anything anything you want anything I can that I can help you get what I can help you a farm it can help you kill people I'm a jack of all trades they'll be loyal to you until my dying breath what do you say what are you saying anything completely loyal you hit me in the head with a rock did you what you could have told me to do that I would have done it myself I'm the task man help you farm wood ooh hey that guy needs help hello hello I'm the task man how are you I help I help people whoever gives me a command first I will be their loyal servant until I die okay I'm trying to run back to my base so I don't need you don't need help I can farm I can get items I can retrieve items I can kill people for you I'll be your bodyguard if you find any still notes around I need stun just a couple of well I need to be with you at all times I need to be within seeing distance of you that's the only catch and you have to talk to me okay is that okay Banco I can't really hear you you also have to have a good microphone servitude only goes until you die or I die once that happens I'm no longer indebted to you or in your service in any way is that clear all right yes sir okay well you're the sir I'm the slave well not the slave I'm your partner I'm the I'm the task man I do tasks for you kill that guy excuse me sir go Sarah I am a loyal servant to this man and he's ordered me to kill you would you like to negotiate deep it all right dude dude this is actually would you like to negotiate no ID that's too cool I saw what are we negotiating he wants me to kill you I'm the tascam Andy stone I will pass along I didn't know you you won't you need to you want to kill me he's ordered me to but here's the thing if you kill him I'm no longer bound to him and I could be bound to somebody else I like that so if I kill him you're mine yeah essentially [ __ ] hey man these were the terms you agreed to subscribe [ __ ] display please do not I am no slave I'm the TAS Mary thank you guys with it all right it's isn't it's is my butt did you belong to us okay but I'm only loyal to you what's the task what's the task at hand um you know what dude let's let's go home dude well we'll gear you alright yo my dude [Applause] you can't [ __ ] talk to him like that my bad fine sir don't come home in a beep please all right I need a bag if this is going to actually work out you you may enter okay I shall make you a bag are fine sir hey wanna hear a joke sure my name Jeff do you have a command threatened [ __ ] kill him dude just a little show we're done we're done we're done we're stupid we're dumb I died you don't happen to have a guess Cody move for some [ __ ] you're gonna get some what I like to call loot yeah maybe snag an 8k do I like loot do I like loot is any yes yes I like are you yes do you like what all right here you go this is a loot I'm happy I'm happy right yeah that's one of the downsides to having me as a slave is then I'll rename your bags but something you're gonna have to deal with eat fam how long must we wait I don't know ask your master how long must we wait we're in the process of making like three five videos right now dude so an eternity can I wait outside I mean sure soul sweat here give me a minute I am a slave if I die I am a slave no longer my master told me that I like loot I like loot and so should you read my map for the location and codes to the base yours truly the task of me all right what do you need I was gonna say just [ __ ] take this and go get someone all right sir be productive [ __ ] oh yeah I'll be productive would you like me to use slugs or buckshot this is a this is a big decision Dean I don't know it's like Steve use some slugs bro yeah you need to get them long shots all right I'm using slugs what do you what do you normally you start it doesn't matter what I normally use it matters what my master wants me to master take this thanks dude I am NOT dude I'm the task man I prefer you call me daddy by the way sort of master is that understood sorry what'd you say I said I prefer you call me daddy and set a master I can barely hear you it's your mic there yeah yeah hello how long I could kind of hear you and you is my mic working yeah yeah it's working now yep okay I'm saying I'd prefer you call me daddy that's alive you're lagging out again man this is you trying to put that request I can't hear you listen but my name isn't Paul hey does it look at the chat I can't I have Chan turned off you're such a [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm not the [ __ ] I'm a alright I'm ready to depart as soon as you get my slugs is there a lot of gunshots when are we going to go actually no I mean I left my compass at home so you're gonna have to lead the way still awaiting commands keep running well you're gonna have to keep commanding me what do I do if I see a man so you tell are you telling me if you come at a contact with someone I don't say something instantly you will sit and watch today that's how it goes any tasks if you give me a sitting task like shoot on sight well then you're gonna have to put your friend on a white list all right all right if you see anybody other than my peasant of a friend obviously when I shoot them and you yeah yeah all right so I'm currently set to passive aggressive but whistle you come to me all right all right I was just testing just testing did all right we're gonna kill the Bradley tank Loretta you know we're so we're just gonna get a couple n2 I tell you mine that oh [ __ ] attention to person [Music] I killed my master by accident I'm sorry [Music] [Music] [Music] oh I'm sorry everyone looks the same [Music] hello hello hi how are you hello why hello how are ya that's a big gun nice to meet ya oh hello i'm the task man I'll do whatever you want I'll be loyal to you until I die you're missing out on a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get a free guy you'll see hello I'm the task man I'll do whatever you want what do you want give me a give me a command I'll do it Wow hello how are you nice to meet ya goodbye have a nice day alright alright hello i'm the task man I'll do any task math man I'll do anything yes anything you want literally anything anything you require did you fetch me 1000 would yes I can and meet me back at this fire pit right here okay here I'm gonna go over here and then I get the wood that sucker never gave me a time limit excuse me does anybody need a task man a man who could do any task and anything anything you want that's why I grew Souls no game is TT I'm the task man I'll do I'll do anything you want to ask me to call the dude on our roof of big meanie the guy on your room is Dan head xxxx frag master his nothing the xxxx he's a dead man he's died the guy on your roof is dead that's me wait hold on oh you killed me you separated me from my last you know did you get my note on my body when you trying to bow to us I know I was ordered by my master - man listen I didn't say would say the note literally had his map on the maps his base was circled and he had his code on the on the map why didn't you read the note or the map you just missed out on all that loot because because we looted like a big glad base leg so we were gonna get both excuse me excuse me hello hi hello how are you listen me I'm the taskmaster i I do tasks for people yeah I like yeah yeah I'm the task man that is right that is right and you never gave me a time limit on that but I've been out here farming wood with this pickaxe it's almost broken if you want I can give it to you take this along along your head nothing man you're hitting there you're hitting there for hitting there hit nothing how does that make you feel [Music] [Music] hey hey [Music] hey I don't have anything he was the one harvesting [ __ ] you'll get a rock you you'll get a rocket a torch what's the matter with you yeah there you go very nice Hey look I'm I'm the task man I do tasks for people if you let me live I can be your slave now that's I've you get a slavery getting I'm okay well you waste a narrow AC you're wasting arrows for an arrow you get nothing to lock in a torch but if you if you don't shoot me you get a man who can craft you many arrows do you even know English am I talking to an Asian what's the deal okay okay I see I see okay you're gonna use a machete instead of Arab hello hi good evening how are you tonight oh my gosh hello oh I didn't Oh can't believe that's really you hello Wow well it's one in a million isn't it hey hello um god I forgot your name I'm sorry it's nice to meet you though it's one in a million view by far let me let me come in here oh ah yes swagger of course well yeah my heart is beating so fast oh my god if you want I'm fine well you're in luck I'm the task man I'll do whatever you want anything really really yeah okay I get yourself settled you know get some wood actually I have a bass if you want it you can have it honestly it's an honor swagger mr. swagger Souls along along along a lot hello hi it's nice to meet you that's a nice pointy stick no problem hey can I see your stick sure okay I saw it very nice you could take my hemp and all that as long as you help me up I'll be your slave I'll follow you around I don't even have to add oh wow here help me come shoes bodies man come on the body no no I'm living I'm alive you don't have to do this I didn't kill these people I'm simply recycling you don't you don't have to be like this can you at least use your use your microphone they sew it at least be exciting and entertaining in some way instead of just hitting new the rock do you have a microphone can you afford one where are you from are you from Argentina Brazil America don't make me put you to sleep I'll [ __ ] put you to sleep [ __ ] out of here hey get away back up back up I got rocks get [ __ ] rocks you have a mic [ __ ] you out of here oh oh [ __ ] hey hey hey hello here here here I got rocks I have rocks I'll have a rocks do you need rocks I can I could give you my rocks I can give it to you you don't have to kill me I have 28 health in like four rocks well that's fair enough here go forth I'm also a taskmaster that hello hi how are you hello oh my god oh my god he wasn't lying it's you it wasn't how are you oh he was he was talking about how you're the real swagger Souls well who's he I'm pretty good the guy in that face over there let's go on oh yeah we're just where's the step old hey later having a good time over here thank you you shot me and they said with a no you bet you've been having a good time on our us shut the hell up you've been having a good time okay I saw it very nice yeah it's been all right have you seen a guy called VIN dot exe Noah I don't think I have nah well if you do let me know all right I'm your master and we're gonna take good care of you here just I'm your master okay all right well here here's some wood armor I was actually about to give it get the hell out of mine here let me a sec wait I got a deal with some business wait wait hey what's your name what's your name it's been this [ __ ] yeah I don't hear the price oh excuse me hey guys it's in Swaggart has been requested to come here Wow we have escorted him to your base oh all right you guys are my new masters right now okay excites me you guys my masters in trial the torch gets passed on to you and if you guys get killed then those other guys that kill you or my new masters is how it works like we're about to go through the dome all right all right your other master tied up yes I do not wait wait yes I do they got 13 rad fractions all right the whole point of this is then I'm the taskmaster can I do stuff for you it seems like it's the other way around yeah no oh we're protecting you swagger let's celebrate all right you do stuff for us but we're gonna protect you while you do stuff for us yeah yeah yeah okay I need a big white actually here take this take this take that all right you go pull up and get the loot I got it oh that's the sounds gun get down swagger get inside what is the oh there in the base I'm going that's not oh it's it's off one you got it you got 20 hi qual nice you're here I'm gonna make God I'm gonna make a muzzle brake for my for my pipe shotgun yeah you can put a flashlight and you can put a handmade sight on it it's a good idea yeah let's let's go back down let's go back down the other way not the main way cuz we can slide down off there he is we're ready some help oh there it is all work we're gonna get them dude [Music] [Music] you got the swagger oh I'm hit oh no it's alright I stopped the bleeding if I almost heal up and shot down it's alright hey [ __ ] off let's go away just leave I hate them twice you're just just go away I own them twice do you have [ __ ] in there do you buckshot shine oh oh yeah that's not gonna do anything from this rage nope you can't shoot me from the bottom you little [ __ ] idiot stop just go away I don't want any trouble I'm not trying to kill you come on you can't you can't shoot me from below me I see you I I understand hello yeah there's about three of them so okay should I run to you oh no right up here but run up here I'm going to get shot and I need you to do some suppressing fire oh I did it yeah jump [Music] supplied [Music] scram no okay the people who are there do you have mics you've just been shot stop stop you have bested my master's in combat I'm their slave I'll be your slave now Oh Bravo I'll drop it hi I was wondering where you were when I thought you [ __ ] dip dog my other friend got off yeah I was on an adventure I had shot you by accident cuz you look like the enemies we were fighting yeah so I kind of shot you in the head yeah I noticed that yeah I went on an adventure since then the people that killed us State were my new masters for a little bit and then they got killed and then the other people didn't want to take me in and so they killed me when here's here's another thing I didn't tell you about I when I get the gas codes of any house I'm in I make a note and I put the guest codes and then I make a map and then I then I write down the location of the base on the map with the guest codes on it so if I get killed the masters can take the loot that you told me that you like so much but the thing is ironically the people that killed us didn't even look at the note or the map they just threw it in a bush because they thought it was junk Tass man your final command is die [Music]

Channel: SwaggerSouls

Views: 3,555,683

Rating: 4.9536915 out of 5

Keywords: Funny, fun, game, gaming, gameplay, comedy, hilarious, moments, swagger, SwaggerSouls, souls, Rust, clan, salty, raid, kid, friendly, grief, griefing, griefer, troll, trolling, trolled, zerg, salt

Id: Lr1mVJp_49c

Length: 34min 47sec (2087 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 13 2017