DATING HEYIMBEE IN VRCHAT

um do you get noticed a lot all the time okay yeah we should just go on a on a date in vr champion that's the [ __ ] title isn't it you son of a [ __ ] going on a date with hey i'm b and v our chance all caps in parentheses she wants to suck oh yeah that's clickbait not clickbait if it's true i mean yeah come on come on over yeah i got you ah okay do i join on you um oh it says you're horny interesting quick you're ready for the date huh okay i'm requesting invite you i'm coming to your house okay sure i mean i don't have a bed but we can use the futon a futon do you still have your mom i mean it looks like a futon i don't even know if it's a [ __ ] pull out couch but i know one thing that does pull out 100 of the time and that is me so i think we're good that's exactly the sound you'll make perfect okay i'm here knock knock hello you look darker than what i thought yeah i got a tan just me working out you know just flexing jesus what the [ __ ] is wrong with your waist grab my both my [ __ ] hands around you and throw you off the balcony oh dude nice oh what the [ __ ] dude come on save that for later [ __ ] i'm sorry okay where are we going can you change your your thing to like i don't know something what are you trying to say i don't like anime all right i i don't really vibe with it oh you have like a real person at all yeah yeah yeah yeah i got something else and you're okay that is even [ __ ] worse that is actually disgusting that is that is not good what do i look like [ __ ] greg paul what oh okay this is this you might like this yeah that's all right yeah i like shorter women it'll work i wish your head was a little bit bigger though look how small your [ __ ] head is like crush it like a grape oh this is so gay oh yeah totally straight homo no homo take me somewhere all right fine let's go like a pub or some [ __ ] let's get a couple of drinks maybe we can go bowling let's go let's go bowling let's see let's go bowling to start off for evening yeah show me show me your [ __ ] bowl skills there all right after you get public okay okay thank you ah it's empty interesting ah this is a nice bowling alley really retro really like 1999. yeah really cool i dig wait 1999. yeah like 1999 when bowling alleys were like at their peak you know what i mean yes now all the people that play bowling are like you know like 50 year old dads like mine all right no you got to put your finger in the hole maybe tonight that can wait all right you ready yes i'm ready yeah that's the response hell yeah and see if you can beat that [ __ ] let's do it okay [ __ ] you i'm getting the fireball oh [ __ ] we got donuts uh uh-huh that's not keto we got cupcakes okay that's not keto fries are not keto oh a drink but it's [ __ ] diet soda so it's not keto hot dog this would be good with without the bun right that's kira uh you're on keto okay miss [ __ ] vegan keto is too good for you uh-huh [ __ ] you remember that burger oh that's carbs there we go my insulin my insulin levels are rising oh here just like here i got it perfect perfect thank you you're a good help i'm really enjoying this date awesome i'm glad we're both having a good time i'm glad we're having an amazing time here take me hard oh yeah sure thing here [ __ ] heavy get up all right you're so strong i know it's cause aikido it's cause aikido do you wanna go find maybe possible dates for ourselves what are you saying nothing i'm saying yeah what are you saying exactly that exactly then you want to go on another day with me oh thank you here i have i have a perfect place okay all right let's let's wait here for our rest uh reception here i'm gonna go this hey hey hey yeah we'd like a table for two we like a table for two me and my date here here come on b b you're you're sir alpha oh all right you wanna you want inside booth or outside booth what is what's the difference what do you mean like do you want to sit on the inside of the booth or on the out zone i perp i i personally like to sit on the inside because it means how about you sit across from me isn't that better yeah i guess i guess you're right okay can i get a drink oh dumb uh anything with alcohol anything get her too of anything with alcohol right excuse me i'll order for myself what the oh okay that's the tiniest trinket oh this is what they call a shot that's right you're right cheers cheers oh uh excuse me why am i getting i like wine this is a oh this is a this is a good porn yeah give me a steak give me a steak give me a steak i want a steak yeah i'll have the the i don't know something that's not meat i think it's uh a child yeah child sweatshop worker are we in china or something what the [ __ ] the deal here that's what i'm saying are you just straining that through your [ __ ] helmet yeah it went down the wrong pipe how was everything i haven't tried it yet maybe if you stopped interrupting us like every [ __ ] waiter does i i would i would give it a try and then let you know please please shoot shoe you need anything yeah i need a i need a tylenol from the [ __ ] headache you're giving me go [ __ ] get out of here i'll call you if i need you it's a child i i see you're not good with children i'm great with children only when they're mine ah see children are like farts you can only tolerate your own oh coffee thank you here give it a taste yeah just here have a coffee did you put something in okay mission successful bill cosby ladies and gentlemen i was bill cosby the whole time all right nothing to see here everybody please go everyone uh please get out of here it's fine oh coffee thank you i can wake up oh you're touching my dick [Music] oh i'm trash you want to go back to like uh let's go to like uh what's fun um oh you're you're in the ground what the [ __ ] is up with like the the floors here you get a repair man to fix the [ __ ] hole in the floor my date just fell through it so welcome to my crib uh the shirt what yeah how are we breathing i have a helmet here here here here there just breathe my air oh it doesn't smell that bad is anchovies [ __ ] and garlic okay it's good no vegan this is my crab it's uh yeah it's the moon yeah yeah i see are there there's a house down there yeah that's my house yeah let's go how'd you afford this i'm an american the uh moonest property of all americans all you have to do is get here i can get a visa uh no moon is uh specifically american we landed here first i doubt debatable debatable what are you a [ __ ] conspiracy theorist not to be rude but this is it's kind of ugly yeah i mean it's on the moon it's a it's a lego block it's on the moon oh that's true sorry yeah the house isn't you know isn't [ __ ] the cloud house or in [ __ ] team 10 mansion but it's on the [ __ ] moon look at the view yeah it's a [ __ ] rock big whoop you see that you see a beautiful earth what are you lonely here nothing's here just rock if it weren't for this rock we would not have tidal forces and we would not have light during the night you are missing out on a very big part of what makes the earth the earth and that is the moon which is where i inhabit and you're gonna goddamn like it okay now get in what the [ __ ] is well this is my grandma she passed away like five years ago and i just left her here okay i'll just sit next to grandma yeah yeah you don't have to touch her i mean she's [ __ ] dead but you know you know how it is with grandmas she has her mouth open i don't know why what if she still got a gag reflex no she's dead yeah yeah she's dead did you leave her mouth like that no i think you just uh i think like the jaw muscles just must have like you know loosened up and your mouth is just hung open again in the surprise shock expression that death leaves everybody you know what i mean hey you got a free free fleshlight well i have a flashlight there why have a dead one when i can have a real one hey yeah all right cool all right well uh it's the end of our date anything you'd like to do what next to grandma well don't have to be next to grandma but she's dead it's not like she has eyes either yeah okay i guess we'll do it here i was talking about a hug okay i'll call you yeah what about a good night kiss well actually it's always night here isn't it it's the moon no it's always day goodbye all right that was fun i'll see you again like tomorrow right yeah yeah totally i'll see you again tomorrow [Music] tomorrow bye love you you

Channel: SwaggerSouls

Views: 13,448,976

Rating: 4.94735 out of 5

Keywords: Funny, fun, game, gaming, gameplay, comedy, hilarious, moments, swagger, SwaggerSouls, souls, VRChat, VRCHAT, Virtual Reality, HTC Vive, HTC, Oculus, Steam, HeyImBee, HEYIMBEE, Bee, Date, Dating, troll, trolling, trolled

Id: IPwuADBlhJA

Length: 12min 34sec (754 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 29 2018

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