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yo what's going on gamers welcome gods here lineup that's right we only signed the best here baby you know us you know conor esports come on now when have we ever signed the worst that's that's a better question since when since when alfred is already training dude they're listen let's just be real here they're is it a one day contract again there might be some big announcements soon there might be some crazy announcements soon what do you guys think of this tweet i want to i want to tweet that we're live um for a conor esports event and this is what i have right now connor esports competing live america day featuring jasha amaranth all and then it's josh from dream smp uh i'm hoping that that brings him in i'm hoping that that is like yeah like yeah we got to watch this one you got it's josh from the dream smp that person said that's it i'm unfollowing wait i want to say how long have been following how long how long did they last they've never been following oh wait they actually did just unfollow oh my god they weren't kidding oh my god they literally unfollowed never mind it was real all right well at least they're honest at least they're honest real dream s p joust yep [Music] the real one hold on where's my team back at it again amaranth hey welcome to the team hey where is the team they're getting here just give a minute let me go okay let me give them a okay [Music] there we go chatters optimus is not on the team now optimus was not invited today connor i have to go to whole foods but have a good stream this dude's going to whole foods this dude is going the whole foods you believe it eating healthy ass food what the [ __ ] oh my god this song says sex hold on we can't listen to this one i'm sorry to all the younger viewers that are here today i apologize that you hear that genuinely very sorry for it this team sounds awesome you think so back at it again pause the music winners pov poggies mario kart [Music] i'm not allowed to watch anymore let's get a little just practice running connor hideki followed me on twitter or do you happen to be a fanboy uh just what did you tweet them did you happen to tweet him a photo of yourself like in the mirror maybe just curious like what led to this hi connor to even more down the line isn't hideki a bot hi conrad i don't know i just don't know eu friendly eu fans you know what just today just today for you big men big racing yo james thank you man no way connor streamed this early oh yes way connor streamed this early yes way yes way gaba will thank you when you were power washing on new years and i told you that i was going to a party and was gonna ask out a girl and you called me troy bolton jokes on you she said yes why would that be a joke on you you i called you troy bolton troy bolton is like a giga chat oh my god i have an idea hello guys i say we rhyme orange what do you okay like elaborate hello team hello this is where we go guys she signed 24 hour contract again conor esports yeah back on the team 24 hours that's it that's it but maybe again sometime i mean listen connor esports really needs a female content crib i'm surprised you even got that much time where do i go what do i join we wait we're waiting wait we wait we wait okay we're waiting okay we're waiting we are waiting all right where is uh thank you for hosting in here oh that guy there's jake schlatt from dream smp oh my god thank you what the [ __ ] there he is welcome jaslat all right i'm tweeting everybody it's me uh jay schlatt no offense to amaranth i just it's because i beat mischief and mario kart so we had to invite me instead we need to fit we needed a fifth oh we needed a fifth yeah that's fair i mean is she good yeah i'm pretty good she's as good as i was allowed to invite to the team but i didn't want anybody else anyways okay yeah yeah yeah fantastic oh my god i'm checking your stream right now yeah let's go you like the you like this the concept you're bigger than the actual game you must be really good at mario kart yeah that was great oh my god she's just she's like and she's just she's in front of the game that mario kart is just like she has her camera pointed at the switch in tabletop mode this is conor esports material this is this is what it's all about this is what we need i got it i got an ad i cannot i'm ready to go welcome let's do it welcome to the team welcome to the team do i need to add anybody on switch or no i think thank you my job i don't really know how this functions to be honest with you probably connor's job we don't know i don't know either i think it's my job i think it is your job and you can just green screen yourself onto the cart is someone gonna do you could be in the cart you could be i could be in the cart josh did you like my tweet what was your tweet i don't i esports competing live in mario kart 8 featuring jay schlatt amaranth all tribe and josh from dream smp thanks for putting me a lot uh no i am from dream sp you are you're from the dream has something that's true well josh you would go last it's alphabetical what this is literally not alphabetical it's like the furthest from else but it's just literally all over the place [Music] that's just a lot you're just lying you're just straight up lying though i mean hey if you think about it isn't all tv and entertainment just lies true this is wow that's so true that's profound that's wow dude that's crazy i just got a friend request but i'm not sure if it's like someone in here or if like you should make commentary videos dude you would be a great youtube commentary channel i'm gonna load up csgo surfer right now anyone want to make character stills of a mouse from a defunct adult swim show oh that'd be cool i feel like connor esports needs a mascot josh can be my under a well i can be okay so if like we do like a public event and like somebody to dress up as the mascot like what do they do they get a really bad red wig and some balloons and they put them under their shirt and then they they they call themselves amaranth that's easy all right well there it is josh i got you a job that was really was yeah crash man i mean this is big yeah josh just bought a car yeah i just bought a car you bought a car yeah i bought a car bought a car that's a secret bumper tell us the license plate number two oh yeah i'll give you the license and registration [Music] also the uh last four digits of your ssn chat is like the um in relation to their voice dreams one hour sabbath on his life he did a one-hour subathon all right well he's really starting it's kind of late now that i think about it yeah how do we how do we start i don't know how this works youtuber tournament there's no like info channel i'm like what do i do um yeah i don't know pools guys there's two pools we have to play team baby park well no i figured that part out but i don't know like what else to play team baby park like what is the what is the format what how many like what it's got to be 200 cc probably then 200 cc dude i got to change my game you actually think it's 2006 you're just saying it's because he wanted to be 200 cece i don't want it to be 200 cc that's where real men are made amarant agrees with me hello no carl jacobs right dude yes all right cool that's our mascot who was our last guy cool oh hi bumper hi bud maybe bumper could be the mess he smells so stinky right now dude why do you smell so bad maybe bumper does not be the mascot he smells so bad he smells like a stinky little thing spray him with something i need to i need to go get like what does your cat always smell i don't know he's just got a problem frame with like aerosol do you want to go get some lysol bumper yeah oh it's a really good cat gift thanks he's happy wash your cat so there's supposed to be like another team allegedly called team baby park team what is our team team connor esports oh okay baby park massacre oh baby park man what the [ __ ] what happened at baby park yeah i thought it was just i thought it was just something like if i like named our team team mario kart i don't think it was going to be the pg-13 should have left it at team 10 though dude yeah dude team team went crazy what if they brought back team 10 that'd be huge i wanted them to bring back team uh what was it team 100. we could be our own team we could all get like a house together no uh the connor esports content house yeah oh my god that'd be so sick where would it be we could have the hamburger helper connor fortnight room hamburger helper can i can we get a benadryl sponsorship dude we'd be the first esports team sponsored by benadryl that's gonna drill a bedroom the big drill bedrooms like they come back like they check on the house like when there's not content being made making sure we're all benadryl johnny b has the code to the to the front door he walks in every night jonathan benadryl that's our boss we report only to the higher-ups okay don't click that link someone just said apple with like a bitly link that's definitely like gonna get you hacked and take all of your credit card information so do not click that just so you're aware of chat just remove that from the from the chat room first esports team sponsored by nyquil i don't know what we do like so we face i'm putting a uh uh trojan in the discord chat oh a trojan i'm putting i'm putting a zip bomb in their chat so they downloaded it on accident that we're playing together let's all let's all tag each other like yo get support for the team get people to come watch us i'm done i'm gonna send them a qr code that says it's my switch friend code but it's a 72 gigabyte zip bomb you guys are like hackers i don't know what any of that means listen man you gotta be around for a while and know about that kind of stuff i'm gonna put a horse in general actually how do we [ __ ] play i don't know how do we play no one's answering our questions i don't know we want to play mario kart starting tournament organizer is [ __ ] racing what the hell he's making they let doc colin in this yeah what's up how did you get here what the [ __ ] how do we play i who's making the lobby i don't know how many of this work i don't even know what the lobby rules are yeah i actually don't know either wait are you on team baby park yeah that makes sense no what does that mean colin i would just like to let you know if you get 10th place in any of these races you will never be able to live it down yeah i you have know lot you have a lot against you right now yeah i know i know um we can make the tournament if you guys want i just don't know what the rules are i think somebody else made the turn it's 200 cc virus says he's saying he oh she's got to be 200 cc where are you where are we getting yeah i'm down for chaos uh general chat fires just said i'll host and that's it there's no code or anything but he's hosting we do know that he's got i believe in him honestly i believe anybody that's going to take charge at this point oh i can't i'm sorry for nothing happening can we get uh some subscribers in the chat room please cause i haven't won my switch can we get some subscribers going on reveal your social security number wait i need to perform a system update before i can race i just wanted the multiplayer that's how it is [ __ ] kidding me that's what it is what are they patching in this game what are they doing nothing they just patch it just to remind you that it's there they're patching it's to remind you that it's not a uh it's not a port someone told me that they might announce mario kart nine this week this month i doubt it that's that's what i've heard for them okay do you prefer schlatt or schloss schlatt schlatt when when where did you hear schlott i think i think my assistant said slot one time and i was like is that how it's said i don't i've confused that but schlatt okay like big man 23 right there yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah man 23. okay okay they said it's 150 cc foreign [Music] my team doesn't show up that would just get us deep dude yeah we did we'd just get dequeued i'll watch it watch this and you get between it dis qualified see i'm a 150cc fan so i can't even like yes can you upload that i'll upload that i'm always a fan of that yeah i i retweeted it yeah well i'll put the uh disqualification one oh yeah oh you want me to upvote it here i'll downvote virus's message and you guys can join me here you can have the downvote bob guys i'm not a leader i'm a follower and right now i am sitting here not knowing what to do what do you do how do you have this many downloads oh my god you can spam down voted sorry i was thinking about the eminem song tone deaf where he's playing fortnight with your grandma he can wear me i still don't know what's happening we're just sitting here yeah i don't know what's happening i'm in their lobby that josh is here too wait you're okay what the [ __ ] how do we get in i think you have to add me on switch i don't think you have me i tweeted on wildcate please go check it out chat please like comment retweet that we're playing tweeting wild kate fellas all right here we go send a picture of my friend code and then you guys should be able to join yeah where is your friend code uh i'm gonna drop it in the team 12 chat oh yeah just took a picture i'll be real how did you do that uh because it's obs dude you're like a wizard dude i've always said that about you you give off like big wizard vibes all right i have a friend request received i sent you my friend request schlatt are you in the lobby i'm in the lobby regrettably all right i'm about to join i think how did we get in the lobby where's the lobby uh i think i have you added amaranth right you're pretty sure you don't even have your name wait i don't think we need that each other for pokemon unites maybe i don't uh no i'm still on the main screen here i'll give you my switch friend code use that okay where's jay um me are you the one with the mustache the crow's feet yeah are you old wait where is i'm just looking at this old man right next to my me i made when i was 10 years old there's nothing wrong with my me i i you know what i'm saying i don't think there's anything wrong with you and me i think there's a lot wrong with my me okay i put my friend code in that [ __ ] where in the team 12 chat oh let me go to the team 12 month team 12 jeez i wish we were team 10. that's what i'm saying team 10 went so hard they were so cool what happened man who's your favorite member probably jake paul probably the cartoon character that they edited in to all their videos yeah no i like that i want to yeah okay okay i'll add the friend request chat hold hold everybody hold pray for jimin bts army okay if you weren't here last night we got spammed by like bots that just kept spamming pray for jim and bts army i don't know where the [ __ ] they came from but we kept them because they needed the followers why is doordash trying to sell me baby items instead of food because he knows we're going to be on baby park based off your purchases this is the dumbest [ __ ] ever it's like hey welcome welcome back to doordash i saw you bought sushi and chick-fil-a uh this week how about [ __ ] baby baby toys and a stroller and oh yeah you can order a cake that'll get here in five days now what is that what are they doing with the site they have like international food delivery especially if you add me on switch listen if you order the cake in five days you'll forget about it exactly but then and then when it shows up you know and when it shows up you're going to be so excited you're going to be like where'd this kid come from there's a cake at my doorstep you're going to be like oh the cake and then you'll be happy about it trust me they're actually doing that they're saying on doordash our team's all here so we're not the problem anymore well they got printer paper and there's toner everyone's here oh wait it's 5v5 oh you're right okay then yeah let's go now let's wait for more players no we have to wait for more okay so how many of you guys actually have the wiggler how many of you are uh i'm just not going to use it is the wiggler the wiggler roller setup is apparently the best oh i don't even know what that is did i like roller wheels or something else yoshi bag i forget what you're on about all right guys we're favored to win here because we're the best gamers true uh yeah do we have to do random do we have to do random it's supposed to be random whatever dude that's my apologies if you don't random i ban you from my chat oh my god i'm not picking you'll catch me if i can rain them every time whoa i wouldn't want to lose my privilege if if if we pick random and it ends up being the [ __ ] excitebite track like we're going to ban whoever that is all right like we're going to target whoever picks the excite bike track people don't know how to pick a stage apparently are you not an excited do you it's the worst track in the game beyond the word oh my god they're cheating they're cheating cheaters okay okay are you sure it's the horse track in the game the worst part is not as bad as exciting random oh come on they're they're cheating we're literally playing with actual babies right now like these are children i mean literally no one here has like even reached junior year of high school we have to kick their ass an advantage right we do have an advantage we have a what's the word maturity so all right the goal here guys make sure doc colin is in last place yeah why the [ __ ] is he in this term he's got videos to make uh he bribed jacob by getting me into the tournament i'll be frying you bribe them can we get out each other with items i don't think i don't think it'll let us know yeah i i don't think you can hit your team stop hiding bumper no bumper stop biting bro ow bumper ow ow bumper bumper dude your cat is [ __ ] unhinged what's wrong with your cat man how he likes to play it's a problem he's learning josh we got this for a second you just took me to 10th place this cat wow oh my god i just i'm in [ __ ] i'm in like i thought that was the last one i thought that was the last one too what the [ __ ] oh my god i'm not about have doc calling past me i'm not about to play with these children again who don't know how to pick a real trap dude you can't i got tricked all right [Music] oh you did okay sorry let's not do that again actually that was a rough race it was rough they're literally specialized in baby park if we still yeah they're they're picking baby i'm picking random again well no no no we gotta we should coordinate a track here yeah well i already picked so i'll take grand up all right we'll stick we'll play honest they're really going to run down the timer every single time aren't they holy [ __ ] i've never played with a more annoying group of partners who are these people it's a bunch of times they're never going to get a job every single person in this lobby right here can i get a list not us though right we don't talk how could they do this in a tournament that has the completionist in this like come on though you're gonna disrespect the completionists gerard from youtube that's gerard [ __ ] god okay we'll just win again we'll just win again no we did it once we can do it again we're playing i'm dead these guys suck they're literally breaking the words if my personality trait was baby park i would be pissed they're trying to 100 baby park well they did it that's all they know is baby park someone said why is yoshi's oh my god i see it someone give them a nipple what all they know is oh my god i was scared for a second i was like what is going on oh my god unsee it banana unfortunate josh you just super warned me you said why is his yoshi who's in first place i can't focus i can't [ __ ] focus dude oh my god what the [ __ ] is this oh man i just [ __ ] shell.com you just ruined my second race whatever that one guy was you just ruined my second race now i hope you're happy oh my god oh i need a rocket so bad chatter just cost us the whole game yep oh here we go here we go all right i got second place and we got the top five i got i think we're okay i'm sorry i was thrown off by a chat message that whole game yeah i was hit too many times i failed youtube i got 10th place all right where do we talk to this team i'm literally going to threaten them we're still in the lead by two points we're still only by two points all right team baby park let's pick another let's pick another map though yeah let's do donut plains he accidentally did random but that's okay okay well then i yeah there's only one donut planes in this game okay okay wait which uh which cup is it it's uh the bottom one on the second thus that's three i didn't i didn't word that correctly but bottom row the second column i think i found it i found it fantastic map the like one of the best maps in this game we're good the only good map one of the only good maps in this game that's for certain it is it is funny we have beat mount war the team baby park twice on their own map imagine they bring back like this game's rainbow road instead of this map and the next mario kart and they'll i don't 100 do it there's no doubt in my mind that that's something what's gonna be the gimmick you can laugh gimmick for the next one it's gonna be good i'm hoping the gimmick i had an idea last night for a gimmick which was quick time events yeah people hate when they're losing people hate when they're losing mario kart right like you're at the end there's no hope to come back the items can't help like what if you could just get out of your cart and just wait at the [ __ ] finish line and like just say [ __ ] it to everybody else like there's a whole mechanic because you can get out your cart and say [ __ ] it you can just watch it's that's a game changer gta mario kart yeah you just you just get to get out of your cart and just kill the other players what what the f what did i just get hit by guys i'm not doing too hot right now yeah me neither i'm getting hit by every item that's ever been in the game i'm doing good i'm in second place i'm gonna catch up i see josh and america how much lag who's in first that's really oh i'm looking at amarillo's screen that [ __ ] sucks what's going on no lagging she's in the way of the game i'm trying to pay attention i'm enhancing the game i just hit a couple of trees just in a tree [Music] this is the worst i've ever done on this map same connor i was just throwing behind us don't worry i got bullet bill which means i'm a better racer than all the people to be honest you aren't even behind me on my screen yet who is toad i don't know but a blue shell is coming oh miracle blue shell imagine nah he's gonna die too far [ __ ] all right if we come middle of the panic that's all we need this is all we need you're right we're playing the long game all right never mind we're not passing the smartest guy yeah damn it ruined by lag that's good that's good no that's a good show that's a good round that's great no yeah no that's great dirty that's all right i think we have one more race yeah we're all right three points it may not be a terrible idea for you to farm items in the back farm items farm blue shows i'm like crazy good items if i'm like lagging anyways yeah it's true wait why is cj saying they beat baby park massacre who are we going against they're just wrong he's just not correct it's literally just not the team they're going against he's just literally saying false things i don't know which stage to pick that's the guy who kicked off conor esports last time wait where are we who are we going against huh connor my sister called you a beta male 1 there's two baby boy teams so there's there's two baby parker massacre and if they both just sit there and pick baby park i hope they both get disqualified we're gonna kick both of their ass forgot the change card again first thing they did was break the rules that's unforgivable hey listen as long as it's not baby park or the [ __ ] excite bike track i can't complain excited like kind of crazy it's so bad you just jump up in the air and jump up and it's just it's bad yeah it's just like excite bike i think sci-fi is just an old game for old people true true but excitebike was awesome because i had my ideas like these nintendo games that people pretend that they like is just because nintendo's their personality trait and they're like oh i love excitebite it's like no you don't you don't get into that was awesome because i listened to music on my dsi and the move to the music i would bat-chest when that happened honestly okay i i need to look for for what is going on today okay that's all right remember last place is a strategy it's just bananas man why is my own team [ __ ] me every race it's just bananas dude what calm down that's crazy show going no the [ __ ] boo just took my oh blue shell okay all right guys keep it together one lap down oh my god i just got green shelled like crazy oh my god dude my luck is ridiculous i've never seen it so choppy insanity all right come here.collin i got a [ __ ] piranha plant with your name on it buddy okay this is unfortunate i just got red shell and i got no items okay this is a rough lap right now come on give us the lightning no [Applause] i got porn i missed not a box oh my god dude just [ __ ] stole my gold mushroom oh my god and then i missed an item box right when that happened it's all right it's all right it's fine i'm in fifth place right now we need to get a lightning we need something give me give me something good three mushrooms gold mushroom i'll take it oh i mean they got first no kidding me no i jumped i choked i choked i choked they they patched the hitbox on that that on that tree in the patch they had to they they patched this oh my god they literally patched the [ __ ] they patched the shortcut 1000 i think we're still okay i think we're still good [Laughter] they got to make me do another race against these guys what do we do about this what do we do we just say we won they cheated they're disqualified so we won they're disqualified if i check on my connection make sure it is on the ethernet option will it kick me from the tournament or all right can i go on back cause we won [Laughter] what'd you say if i check my connection will it kick me off from the tournament uh i mean no we have to join a different lobby anyways okay so is now a good time to do that yeah okay okay let me check what do we do about that they cheated they unironically cheated so we're fine okay bear says the competitive rule set is it was either who was first in pla at points before or the uh or we do 200 cc baby part what the [ __ ] is that actually i i just i just uh think about what happened yeah that's a little crazy yeah yeah so the team actually picked baby park every time it's funny yeah that's uh then back to wi-fi that's not random uh so who had more points going into it we did you guys win okay epic nice sweet easy dude there it is tournament organization we're not above winning from the other side i'll take it we'll take it i'm going to make sure baby we beat him twice the thing about baby park uh is that we won both times there's no point um what should i get off doordash [ __ ] a baby onesie how about get that for duck calling i'm back yo welcome back man thank you guys for uh the wire there it goes that works i am i already plugged it oh she's on land now oh we're not losing yeah yeah now it's working i don't know what you guys should order from petsmart what are you going to get i don't know maybe get a hey what do we do now um did jacob not go and tell i think they just said that to us and then not told them that so now they think we're making [ __ ] up i don't blame him i wouldn't talk not calling either 50cc baby park no items there should be one there should be one cc that's what the tournament should be one cc yeah a brisk walk that's what that's the future team baby park once honestly they're a bunch of babies they can't even go fast that's true dude one cc all right one lap who are we playing see do we have any lobby yet or no no oh okay i'm excited people know who we're going again that's the part where we sit here where do we even wonder oh we go against the bitty baddies who what kind of name is that i don't know i have to figure out what teams why can't they be like us with a good ethical name like corner esports hey guys yeah um i realized that we can't just report it as a tie and then no one speaks don't be pissed we're just gonna say why would they be mad when they cheated they cheated they literally didn't pick random your team isn't randomized no like this pages this is this is a fair team all right we're just going to say it was a tie whatever man all right well he should probably tell them that it was a tie okay he's going to do that all right we'll take a tie they said we're ready for you how do we oh the bitty baddies is team 10. okay dude that should have been us oh wait i think i can join maybe and then you guys can join off each other in who do you have if it's on tv i have a kid okay okay i just joined him so now everybody else can maybe join bumper gotta get off the table bud i'm gonna try this wiggler you guys were talking talking it up apparently apparently for competitive what what wheels do i use uh roller wheels it's roller wheels wiggler uh cloud glider with a heavy character so waluigi roy or dry bowser no i'm using a pink gold peach yeah pink gold peach is also close i can use mr scooty instead says i'm using mr scooty scooty's the best bike i'm a scooter should i not be using bitty bug i've always used scooty when i given the opportunity is that peanut butter gamer and though is that peanut butter gamer is he here that's big diddy's best cart though i believe it okay is this 150 yeah yeah unfortunately yeah we're not using the yoshi bike anymore someone discovered in the last time i used it that it kind of looks like you can see yoshi's yoshi's area downstairs like on the cart and so now i don't want to use that anymore the product of a dirty mind that's not in the game yeah but then like i saw it too like it was very clear like it was one thing to be like why are you saying that but then like i really saw it like everybody saw it dude that sucks i feel like if i didn't get if i didn't play such a bad last race we would have won that yeah i mean if we didn't lose if they did listen if anybody did any better during that whole tournament we would have won i am certainly just saying words huh no i know i know the inside drifting is different we've got the most points i used to be better with it but no i'm not if we all just got first through fourth like normal you know it wouldn't have been close yeah that's facts hey thanks for the subs fellas sorry i wasn't reading them bro funko piglet is literally like a second fact thank you guys remember to subscribe guys are we facing next we know yes yeah yeah can you are you in the lobby uh i don't see a lobby made yet uh uh can you refresh it you should be able to join me okay let me see yeah there it is now okay that mean really does look like peanut butter gamer i'm just going to pretend like that's peanut butter gamer even she's about to go swipe he'll stride the whip this game you guys excited for zelda month oh that he then cancelled for mario man wait that's aaron that's aaron from game grumps yeah [Laughter] from game drum yeah he goes hey i'm grump he goes hey i'm grump um that's the other one dude you should go to game grumps amaranth i would love to i used to watch them all the time oh my god we got real game grumps i don't i don't know them personally though i don't know how to just be like yo i know i'm a thot but play games with me or something that's something i love they love that they love they love that yeah on their show that'd be really fun is everyone here yeah everyone's here so whoever is running this lobby needs to uh wake up yeah game grumps says no women i don't think that's real chatter i don't think that's ninja for certain slander ninja that's not the game grumps no no no no that's that's that's that's a richard do we actually not have to pick random no they're picking random there were so many disqualified because they didn't choose random that's what i think should be the rules so the implication is that we're somewhat cheating because we didn't have to randomize our team but i think that that's just listen man if they had the clout they wouldn't have to randomize either it's not cloud i don't like that word i prefer heart and like love it again that's way more green no one has the game that we have if there's anything i know about this is that aaron hansen plays this game once a week in like a competitive mode game grump is here game grumpy's here he sweats this game is this 200 that's not no no it's 150 i don't have to i don't like i'm not getting motion sick i am not hovering over the b button so oh well there's less classic did i just hit josh i just threw a green shell i'll be real okay they're taking all the boxes that's fine team i'm in first all right all good i'm in fifth middle's where you want to be they say that's not true first i think they say that about the first one that's what ricky bobby said i just stole three mushrooms i'm going crazy oh i just missed an item box what'd you say you cut out i'm still having lag even with the land they're trying they don't want to see you win is it a problem with your capture card maybe i don't think so i'm ddosing yourself because are you rubber banding or is it just it's just like lagging choppy like choppy it might be your character probably it sounds like capture card maybe unplug everything for a minute and then plug it back in yeah maybe i'm so mad at aaron from game grumps guys we're uh we're struggling what's going on yeah i was doing good i just got knocked back right as he said that we're playing a bunch of old people who only play nintendo games i was doing great but now we're um we're coming back we got this oops [ __ ] kidding me oh my god i keep getting pelted by these red shirts wait was that were you donkey kong wait why did that hit you that's so sweet i threw a red shirt why did the red shell hit you and not the other guy wait america that's our teammate don't run into the redskins guys i closed it out i think it might be the case that we've just been hitting each other the entire time do you think it's impossible it's possible i have a punch amaranth just threw me to tenth place but it's okay i think yeah emerald don't hit our teammates you can't hit your teammates that's what i gotta do but apparently if they're in front of you and they're the closest am i not supposed to know the game's who is this goofy guy picking cheap cheap beach connor i just want to see the cheap cheap beach there's a 90 chance it's a random map but there's always that 10 chance we're playing on cheap cheap beach ooh it was close this map sucks that's what i say about most of these [ __ ] sucks on 150. can't stay connor so i'll see you next time i'm too busy listening to lovejoy that's her first time here why is that your first message don't apologize just don't say anything just keep your mouth shut next time just don't come dude should have stayed a lurker [Music] i'm telling wilbur said that you said that i almost had a goomba i was about to quit mario kart forever a lot of first-time chatters coming in to like give me like a paragraph of advice and like how teams works in mario kart i'm not gonna read it i mean i'm racing josh we gotta keep doing this drift off thank you twitch for doing the shakespeare homework for me this is not working oh my god oh my god oh my god oh oh my god i'm stuck behind you right i'm in fourth i see josh up there okay go to third and then we're doing good come back if i can get some rockets good green oh come on dude i have the worst luck in the world i hit the goomba all right no more mario kart for me for the rest of my life i got hit by blue shell oh yeah talk about blue show here i got it i got it don't worry go big i'm flying up [Music] it is the [Music] there's [ __ ] banana right behind it too [Music] oh i just ate a little bit of vinnie nice josh nice oh that bomb hit me this am pillar every time slow down a little bit let me draft and behind you [ __ ] auto accelerates on you're just not this person's not a real player oh [ __ ] connor that hit me is that even my fault wait don't blame me i don't know i was just holding it behind it you ran into it it just popped up mario kart latency [Music] oh my wait there's the blue there's the blue oh i just got hit perfectly in the worst one oh no okay it's okay there's no way i can come back either i'm kidding this game is trash this game is trash this game is garbage this game is awful i hate this game dude actually the dumb first to sixth place in two micro seconds you gotta be kidding me right in front of the finish line this game's you killed me on the grass i was going for the ramp it's all right i got first okay we're still you got it big man what's going on back there i got hit okay amaranth popped bullet bill and it hit me it hit me right when i right at a turn so then i had to auto steer right into the pits and i just fell and died you were auto steering what no like because it goes okay listen if you guys if you've got auto accelerate or auto steer on i'm i'm looking down on it i do not have auto steer on i just mean like i i was doing it i was drifting a quarter i got hit by bullet bill and it to accelerate forward put me right down to the [ __ ] pits i'm just gonna scream this yeah josh that was really unlucky we were first and second just got [ __ ] at the very end this team also as far as i'm aware literally practiced like as a team they did a scrim that's all right they scrimmed mario kart we got it we gotta play our best round here they scrimmed a decade old game it's fine this is my map at least on 200 it is they made three splatoon games before they made it that seems about right for a conor start i feel like uh i feel like the new mario kart is going to have character specific abilities i hope so i think that'd be really good double dash yeah yeah that would it'd be cool if they bring that back but instead they brought back this stupid double item block to make the game unplayable that you can't turn off and then get rid of like fire hopping and all the pro strategies that's fun i thought you're in front of me i will send you all right i thought he had greens not reds are you playing tanooki mario what is going on yeah i don't really know why i i i just never play anything lower than 200 and villagers slow as [Music] i'm trying to get ahead of you schleich because i have a red shell well then get ahead or just go right here go right here and shoot it [ __ ] ah i'll shoot it i'm just gonna hit him you're gonna be kidding me that's cool got him good and i got a mushroom oh my god really i put a bomb in there i just got [ __ ] hit by it this actually sucks it's cool we're one two three right now this is perfect double item it's okay stop running into my [ __ ] we're doing good oh my god dude i i'm like a sh shells love me we're still one two three we're great never mind somebody threw a shell right behind me and now i'm in fourth oh okay i got somebody threw a red shell behind me and it hit me that's not bad that's still not bad not last night it must be like the worst second-hand anxiety to watch we did good is it as bad to watch me play this as i think it is like it's gotta be stressful wait was that the last match no one more no okay like it's just like i'm just getting hit by nothing oh my god even with the lag i made it not last emma did you try unplugging the i did a try didn't work [ __ ] okay amaranth i have an idea hmm we all know everybody everybody that's there we're all there for a reason you could take the switch out of the of the of the dock all right you couldn't play it all right and just hold it up to the camera hold it up to the camera in portable mode it'll be on wi-fi though even worse don't care well no it sounds like frame rate yeah no because it's not it's constantly laggy it's just like spikes all right that's fine just don't be team player hey one of my viewers go watch your stream and tell me if it's like capture card or internet because my viewers are nervous yeah somebody who can tell the difference i refuse to drift on this course i just turn i obey traffic laws on this course do not exceed 60 miles per hour i got hit by a red shell instantly did it it hit aaron on my screen what the hell oh that was me dude literally if you watch my my stream it hit it hits aaron he just keeps going classic mario kart dude shoot the red shell at him connor [ __ ] nah dude i'm a greens are tracking to me why did i just get hit by it i have one coin this is absolutely tragic yeah i'm in last place right now this is definitely go faster i'm on my way don't worry i got a great drift right now i got purple speed on a great corner how was he in first place i don't know i really i have no idea you hit oh no wait good lightning good lightning that's huge oh my god dude this track is so bad [ __ ] clip the car it's so choppy i am set up right now oh my god i have a great i have a great it's like now it's fine that's capture card a thousand percent amen do you think it's capture cards yeah it has to be i have your stream in the monitor what what what the hell this game sucks this game sucks dude my red shells track to you but as soon as they like throw a blue shell you can go up there what the [ __ ] did you see that um i went up i went up connor i followed you bro i didn't know what to do it was gonna it was letting me go up bumper literally the worst game i've ever played bumper's pissed that i'm losing this tournament uh certified seven holy [ __ ] amaranth in second let's go amaranth let's go we pulled that together i got three last place i think that's good though that might be great that might be game no that's game that's game for sure okay we won nice let's go this is actually a pretty balanced team otherwise i'll never see it 13 points this is just my fall affair we got literally all my worst maps don't worry thank you for the subs thank you another win for connor esports that's doing the lobby now oh it says we're playing alfred so he says join through you yeah i can join it we just need to say that we beat team 10. we beat their uh conor esports esports beat thank you for the subs thank you there they are jay ark frigid so if you think it's capture card how would i fix that um i'm honestly not certain it could be like an hdmi cable too like there's a lot of different things it could be but i doubt it's something that you can like fix very quickly right now without like a bunch of troubleshooting right resize your webcam sorry i'll make it bigger wait am i why does your tag now say furry on your stream i think that's a mod because my ears a mod inside of the part of that curry whatever why does your title say mario kart with sklat again let me fix it i think it's kind of funny sure i change it to schlong schlong and connor there you go thank you am i joining you all trev yeah yeah i'm in the lobby now okay but there's like 40 people so there's 40 people in the lobby okay they all left they're oh they're all gone now we're okay thank god i'm scared of crowds same connor i had this delicious alcohol for the first time in my life yeah yesterday this beautiful this this fantastic honey and herbal concoction known as benedictine holy [ __ ] it is the most delicious thing i've ever had in my life i'll be right back we are going against the troll face you should have been there conor you should have been there do we have a lobby yet jesus christ could you join off of one of us we're all in it there we go this guy's going against the troll face i'm so scared where is that who is that he's gonna turn around and i'm gonna screech you guys ever heard eminem's song venom there everyone's here ah bumper what is that chat i think you're saying everyone's heard about it i was gonna say that that's the truth if it was a real life i wish it was true how is it not the most viewed song on youtube that's what i'm saying trucker convoy page champ is this still despacito no it's baby shark baby shark's the most [ __ ] video that's youtube thank god when it should be venomous why is baby shut up like that popular it's cause you just it's an hour long video that you throw in front of your kid on an ipad and they just watch it like why do they love the baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo doo doo baby shark when i was a kid i liked baby shark how long has baby shark been around i don't remember babysitter i thought that was the name it wasn't a youtube video i would go to i would go to like camp and they would say no no you're thinking of like oswald the octopus is amaranth octopus it kicks me out one sec i i tried a different oh it doesn't say your there it goes okay now it says your lobby i tried a different hdmi cord well you said she's in the game but i'm not sure yeah i know this isn't good right how do we communicate with them to be like hey like it may not work uh she's here i mean the guy's literally the troll thing oh my play wait she's spectating maybe [ __ ] next next race maybe it'll let me no we're gonna have to we're gonna have to tell them we have a computer racing in your place as drivers isn't it better than me we'll tell him it's a cpu if we lose yeah exactly ai amaranth could actually go crazy these guys are going to know pain once yeah it is scaring me is he playing as the me yeah he is the troll face oh you're gold peach go connor is in last place that would that would be my character yeah well imitating you pretty well running into a wall we're getting destroyed no we're not oh i'm getting destroyed i guess i can't really see what's going on back there that's you well you know this game doesn't even count because this game is actually uh we have an ai we do we could have an ai oh the blue shell goes for the second place that's awesome yo thanks for shoving me into a wall by the way dash guys you need to you guys need to pick together i don't know what's so hard about this [ __ ] race all right please all right i'm in the middle of the pack i'm watching him dude that [ __ ] red shell dodged me and hit josh yeah this game is actually there somebody hacks my game dude the ghost item goes crazy in teams boo yeah how am i in how hell instead of game all right i'm in second now capture good good [ __ ] i mean do a video yeah do a video input capture and then select the capture card a video input capture that's what i do i can try it [Laughter] did anybody just see that what the hell just happened do we someone should go tell jacob oh yeah someone should tell him that uh she wasn't playing yeah yeah yeah no that's darren shouldn't have you tell him yeah i'll trip you got it that shouldn't count like join their vc and tell them yeah yeah okay i'll i'll be the i'll be the martyr of bad news why did the blue shell hit him because uh the other team threw it but that was crazy i went from second to eighth place in like a blink of an eye [Music] you would have had a top two yeah we would have are you always drifting too late uh you always sub too late [ __ ] i'm timing you off for 10 minutes when you come back i better see a subscription next let's see if this works i changed the hdmi chords if it doesn't work i don't know what to do but we'll try it and i changed the video capture instead of game capture that should hopefully work we're still missing all driving the call but here's what it is man the colors look weird on my caption now but oh well oh yeah it does it looks [ __ ] up in this race maybe a little bit of color correction but at its best uh they said that there is a rule in place that i did not read which i don't know where these rules are yeah yeah i don't know what the hell the rules are either but they said there were rules in place that if one player dequeues the race still goes on but if the lobby closes then the then the the rules are reset yo let's go we were going to figure that out before continuing the race so i disconnected and now i'm not in this race you're not in the [ __ ] race no i told them that and they didn't they like yelling so wait we don't get the wait okay well there's no way because now we won't even get like points this is it yeah okay tenth place is literally just a guy named donkey kong it's not even it's not even an amaranth title wait we actually okay now we like i could understand that the first round but like yeah we have to fix it yeah it's actually ruined now now we're like [ __ ] up you know well like i thought that like we didn't know what's going on i thought we'd pause it and it wouldn't keep going until we figured that out so i left right if we can't pretend like everybody knows what the rules are like where the hell do we find the rules i read the rules anymore like there's you don't know the competitive mario kart rule set [ __ ] that you didn't read the handbook before we started i mean these have been the easiest races in my life connor you and me pulling first and second might do it are you back in dash like get back in uh no i get i have to watch donkey kong in 10th place use the lightning though so i'll give him that that's big connor has all this yogurt good job duncan what do we do now should we like try and talk to them again yeah wait oh i don't think it matters they're not going to budge wait are you back in though we'll just win here we're falling okay we'll just accept it we're not complainers we'll play by the rules manners maketh man or some [ __ ] something if you all leave the lobby they have to reset no they'll just alpha red lied people yep that's true what the [ __ ] someone named amaranth underscore gravita rated me i don't know what that means why is our username have my name in it sound sounds like a fan what does that mean i don't know what that means either i'll be honest that's kind of sad this stage sucks [ __ ] clad how many viewers have they don't like this map 1670 16 1600 viewers yeah i don't know that's where the rest of my viewers went they're clicking on their own right they're going to say ravita is pregnant in portuguese oh okay that person has 1600 viewers now it's that's really scary what's happening check out my stream sometime guys we play pokemon i don't know if you guys like pokemon but i love pokemon yeah you might enjoy dude i switch on tanooki mario and i stopped losing maybe are you playing before tanooki luigi i was playing villager but i realized oh well light characters do not make sense for these [ __ ] ass speed limits oh my dude they changed the hitbox on the leaf they changed it did is that why people have been asking so much if i'm pregnant lately because there's some amaranth pregnant account streaming to thousands of people that's crazy i'm just like dude you can see like all my abs there's my [ __ ] coordinated attack against me right now guys that was so bad i had a i knew that was going to happen i should have there was a chance that it wasn't but then it didn't happen you gotta imagine some guy came from the right and he's like oh my god wait she's not pregnant like i've been watching the wrong channel just right show me do dash i'm actually not your friend no i like green shell jacob don't worry i don't have any items are you pregnant brigante guys i'm gonna get the leaf on the last lap i'm gonna hit the leaf in the last lap calm down i don't oh my god why did the [ __ ] bullet drop me off there watch me have been much better so far okay just just i'm just i'm just gonna throw my controller out the window because i if i just didn't play the game right now i'd be doing just about actually you just gotta hit on s p live [Music] nice that's right i just killed jaden all right that sucks popped off got a nice bullied uh oh i don't think that was good oh yeah i think that was bad for us this is we have one more race we have one more race and we're going to lose it we're going to lose it all right we got to have a wild race they're ahead by like 20 points this match was at a dispatch we were only behind by five points yeah i don't know how that i didn't think it was that bad what the [ __ ] that changed it changed someone taxed the game like why we were not 10 points behind me holy [ __ ] actually wait is someone looking at these points we were five it was like 75. i was in third place at the last like 100 meters then i got bullied i think like it's like super weighted for like top three it's cause my donkey kong's points got deleted oh yeah that's not fair this isn't fair we actually lose automatically hey hey it deleted our points why is it because i'll drive left yeah well no because amaranth and i'll try both because we thought they thought it was done so they come back okay you know what we'll stop the steal we'll count them back up at the end okay okay he agreed that he will stop the steal and they're going to count them back up at the end all right okay do they know how to do they know how many points donkey kong had we got no idea we're just gonna make [ __ ] up donkey kong had first place on his screen we asked them this is a perfect time for us to practice our gaslighting abilities plus we're good people so it's not like i'd gaslight anything i'm not a good person you're throwing a bomb behind me i'm a good guy you got me with the phone good job why did you do that thanks for blowing the bomb before warning [Music] no i threw the bomb before i i i said it before i threw it oh you didn't i was watching you i was right behind you oh you're on my way you're such a i'm kicking you from my brain i'm picking you from my friend's list i'm actually thinking i'm kicking you for my friend's list dude i did not think you were gold mario i thought you would just play normal mario you're throwing the match i was a heavier guy if i wanted to win so i picked gold mario it's all right guys let's just get one two three four five here if it works i hate jaden animations if it were too like live action she doesn't even animate her own videos nope nope a bomb she is an animation team that's not that's not jaden animation nope nope i hate this game i okay i'm getting a little bit upset guys what happened to that hole one two three four please we got robbed i'm gonna get wrong wait hold on get rubbed we still have ai on our team i just blew both of them up with a bomb cutter hop in second there sliding down baby second foot the ball did so much that bomb went crazy it's a classic altride moment killing me holy [ __ ] okay how are we going to add back our points though cause we don't i don't know how this is we definitely had we definitely had 17 points because it it not only did it wipe the ai's points i think it wiped the points yeah it also wiped damaran's points just wiped it's also that the points from the race before when we had ultra ever wiped too why yeah because cause the bot would replace right yeah you're right yeah so we need we need we need to add back amaranth's computer from the first race ultra from the first race and then donkey kong from the second race yeah we have to like scope vods and do the most straight hold on i'm not gonna tell them that okay so we think what happened yeah uh my chat went back in the vaude and tried to add up like how many points you guys lost and people are i'm getting multiple numbers but it's like five six and eight yeah so we need to add back amaranth score from the first game and then yeah uh yeah so all tribes and donkey kong because ultra deleted all traffic's first score as well when donkey kong doesn't yeah but i i think chad's saying if we won this game by 16 and you guys had eight points in the bank everybody in my chat saying it was seventeen was five plus six plus eight five plus six say wait chat vouch gk head this is so scuff i think that means you won but i'm not completely sure if you did i'm not sure either we need like one guy who's like way too confident in his like numbers that yeah who's confident um i'm looking right now yeah uh did they really win by and it looks it looks like uh ultra i've had five going into race two which just includes like the dc stuff and then amaranth had four nine from race one and then that's as far as i'm concerned that's the only dc stuff no because then you also have to add in donkey kong too no yeah yeah he had five total that's all right they they had four from the first race um and then in the next race they had nine total so it was four total in the first race nine so five points plus eight isn't even 17. um so they lost they lost the box yeah from what i'm seeing and unless my math is a little off yeah a lot of people are saying it's 17. like it adds up to 17. 5 plus 7 plus 8. does that not add up to 17 what does that add up to uh 20 no 1919 no it's oh yeah five seven eight right yeah yeah five plus seven plus eight is twenty i'll consult amaranth she knows math let me see okay i have to keep doing math in my head i'm going to have a connection say alltrive ended up losing four points and then i don't know if amaranth hey can you help out get here i don't know what to say because i wasn't you wait what's up join the vc because i don't know i don't know the numbers or anything two so her points didn't get deleted and then ultra had five points before he deceived and then he got six and then yeah but then what about donkey kong's points you're donkey kong right donkey kong no but the a i's points got deleted you had five total yeah including you and the ai it was five i think yeah and yeah so apparently since amaranth joined back before like the points were even calculated she never technically lost points yeah so the ai donkey kong got two and you had three in the first race okay but we lost like 20 points in that one turn like we like oh after that one race like we lost a ton of points did get deleted let me let me go back amaranth got a point deleted yeah and then donkey kong got five points deleted here i'm gonna i'm gonna look at it myself now i'm looking at the look at it i promise from internet i don't know how this game works yeah i'll i'll try the first race i came in to talk about it the race was about to stay awake i just scrubbed through the vods guys so the first race the first race on cheap cheap uh amaranth wasn't there amaranth's computer sucked ass and got last place which is one point okay yeah donkey kong came in like third to last he got three points so that's you know that's four points the next race only all drive wasn't there and he got like another four points so it comes up to like nine points yeah that doesn't make you got two points you got two points you got two aid cases got two counting the three from the first race so that's five but i'm pretty sure america and amrat got the one point deleted from the first race and then got four points from the second round right so no amaranth was there for the second race i thought it was a bot for the second race in the second race we didn't win we didn't win there's no way we had enough points to no close that gap oh i am looking at the results after it because it when it adds the points to it it shows how many total they had and it looks like only amaranth lost she got her points removed but all tribe didn't on on race three was where uh ultra did lose his points the five point yeah so that's five points yeah so really you guys lost six points that's so weird because like the second game was behind by 20. oh okay so here here's a math during chat he says the points always add up to 232. okay and uh if we look at this 121. plus two 105 six guys six points away so the maximum you could get is six yeah so we lost what the [ __ ] is going on yeah i still think we won though i still feel like a winner that's fair that's did you see that that last race that bomb that bomb dropped by schlatt i come in with that shortcut yeah that was insane oh you guys got [ __ ] by that's 20 points he was first placed in every round he was in he scored 40 points but they deleted it you guys see that it was a desync on my screen huh oh yes so donkey kong a i actually had scored 40 points before i had disconnected all right so you're not factoring in those because it then reset the points and then made up makeup points i think that was 232 i think that was in the last match i remember watching i was watching conor's stream i was in the last match oh you're watching my stream stream sniping is a little bit is that in the rulebook that's a 20-point deduction it seems like there's nothing on the stream i'm gonna need to call a referee yeah can we get a ticket yeah speaking of check the rules where do you do that yeah where do i see those announcements have some rules about course yeah we we have it in announcements but then in the captain's chat that's when people were like what if dq's happened so we set it in there oh why tournament well then i did not read those because i did not see those ultravio it's a 15 deduction for not reading the rules so we definitely back down again sorry for the trouble good luck guys sorry about him well guys all right well i feel like a winner in that race but you know what we're not done yet are we continuing or is this working oh we're still going we're not done yet against everybody oh okay okay okay this could take like seven more hours so we have to go against team banana or destruction we're playing against every team yeah yeah no we're playing against every team and in our pool in our pool which is like what six teams do we not do the no it's the best it's the winner of both of those play against each other okay gotcha well now i have to figure out who [ __ ] team banana destructor where oh i found the guy we're against the guy named obi avili yeah okay that is such a shame that that's how all right i joined their lobby you can join me i wanted to come in and be like you know amazing teammate because i have such good sportsmanship i just wanted to wish you all good luck we are amazing at this game okay all right listen it's a 20-point deduction for trash talking so please leave us luckily i was just being super nice special hello to ammo yeah you say that but we'll see you don't you don't talk to her like that let's see don't talk to her oh okay leave her alone then what's this then what's this leave her alone huh well she's not telling you that she hates you how about we don't fraternize with the competition amaranth right you know you know the drill okay get out of here yeah better that's better good job thank you thank you okay okay leave her alone okay everyone's here as a woman connor is one of the good ones thank you chatter so true yes i go was that mario yes i thought that was coming from my game that sounded just like him it's me okay wait josh you do your mario now no no come on man do your mario i'm doing i'm gonna do the movie one you guys like it's me mario hey it's me chris hey it's me mario hey it's me uh you might remember me from parks and recreation dude why did they pick chris pratt from mario like he sounds like hill doesn't make sense to me he sounds just like him i hear chris pratt and i hear mario i had some friends watching iron man 2 and discord last night and i realized i was like man robert downey jr would have played a great mario he probably would have he's got the like you know that bad boy energy that mario's got you know i can't wait for donkey kong to go that's all i'm saying the seth rogen laughs and then he pulls out his rolling tray that he had just made hey guys i just made this conor phase rolling trays available pretty soon that's big i hope donkey kong gets his car the idea is that connor esports will sell all the merchandise that hundred thieves cannot so the rolling tray would kind of go crazy [Music] living in l.a third time this week like the other kong's like really upset about it but like donkey kong is super chill about it that's just how the red shell i'm holding it behind me [ __ ] hey fellas oh i just barely ducked under that [ __ ] oh the clock okay this is great we're going to win this easy no this is like a nice like sunday drive oh there's blue shell i'm gonna take it uh-oh oh it just dodged us nice oh my god josh is so far ahead holy [ __ ] oh [ __ ] look at this team good oh this is perfect this race is going so well this is the perfect way to bounce back never been more proud except actually i just [ __ ] got hit by a shell right when i was doing a turn and slipped off so i'm actually at seven are we gonna get like better like placements for like having a high score no no probably not why don't you just drop it at the [ __ ] door i'm racing yeah carlo is delivering a little cake for me they ordered it a week ago oh my god i just got i've been [ __ ] for that shaking baby dude oh my god yeah i'm not kidding yeah i'm sorry i heard you knocking yeah you got the money what are you doing down there i got hit by a shell slipped off and it was over for me i just kept getting i got green shelled and [ __ ] they ruined it it's fine though we are so ahead i hate griefers in mario kart man item magnet yeah actually good job i got a hidden item uh when you're in first place which is the item magnet where every item thrown just gravitates to you stop complaining i'm not i'm just explaining a mechanic in case some people that did not uh did not ever see that no he gets the game thank you guys for hanging out and chat again by the way though stay tuned for the [ __ ] i feel like we're not getting the best courses i want to get like royal raceway and punch it in we got as long as we're on rainbow road i'm happy we did we got mount warrior one time and then baby that's it that's the only good map we've gotten so far feeling better this is your map you picked this one oh i love you i'm not playing donut planes three i [ __ ] with donut planes is one of the best tracks in the game oh bumper don't press the keyboard bumper's playing for us bumper's playing connor your cat bumper has to be like [ __ ] fumigated there's something wrong with that thing what are you talking about what is that deposit define fumigated we just gotta [ __ ] fumigate the thing i don't know him randomly being an [ __ ] makes like him being sweet like a lot better like when it happens that's an abusive relationship [Laughter] i think i think that is a relationship i would yeah i let my girlfriend cheat on me so that when i get to [ __ ] her it's so much nicer yeah no i mean that's that's kind of what it's like being with bumper stay out of this amaranth what the [ __ ] all right we're doing great except for the fact that morton is martin just got cracked that's fine the blue shell is coming for him yeah [ __ ] you no it's killing the man oh no warden has been popping off this entire time i don't know what happened what the beast that it will concern martin likes donut planes this is the only map he's ever played morton's top tier connor this is a you versus morton type of race yep you guys are really playing come down on this on donut points this there's a star man behind me trying to [ __ ] kill me dude how long is this guys blue shield is that our blue shield i don't know whose it is oh it's for you let me get no no hit him hit him go go go no oh no they keep picking my boxes a valiant effort connor good one i tried second third and fourth we're doing fine we're doing fine second third and fourth not last martin just took some adderall before this race so i'm drinking guacamole gamer fart before this match we got this we got this are they still sponsoring because i need one guacamole gamer fart yep yeah we could you know i think they're willing to pick up but i just dropped 1 000 viewers holy [ __ ] wait wait come back come back let's go let's go let's go we're still winning we can do this how many more races are there in this one one two two two more two more two more amaranth i love how your capture card like it's like dim oh that's because i i i i was too blended i love it it's like someone turned out like the backlight of like the screen the the game boy sgt yeah it's like a gameboy doesn't really matter what her gameplay looks like you can still see it it's fine i don't care yeah that guy in chad said mommy exclamation point okay you can't actually a perma-ban that person they're enjoying their time in the chat oh maybe too much you wouldn't get it i wouldn't i'm normal oh my god josh taking the [ __ ] bookcase entrance yeah i dude i took that [ __ ] thing too josh be careful with that i'm right behind you yeah no i got you in the ring i love being in like fifth place and then you get one item that would be such an epic troll i just realized activated what i'm actually so mad there's no fire hopping yeah nintendo hates like skill this is almost like boring when you're in first so i'm telling you like next game that you hop out of the cart you hop out of the car you have the option to not even play yeah you can just start like beating up the other racers yeah and then you get a [ __ ] like gun and you have to like if you hop out of the cart and then they run you over they get a penalty because you can't just run people over like that's messed up you get to play as police officers yeah oh i almost hit you with a fireball i got a rocket chaining into a light there's a blue shield time to make your plays lightning don't worry man i mean oh huge lightning america let's go uh morton's a cr uh crack theme so watch out you gotta say morton's a critic nostalgia critic everybody's a critic these days i'd watch funky kong did you just hit me with what's happening i didn't hit you i didn't hit you i didn't hit you all right i didn't hate oh no no no i tried to do a skip there but huge w guys huge funky kong [Music] oh bumper does not like that noise i made that noise and bubba just immediately bit my [ __ ] arm he's like do not make that noise we are almost 60 points ahead of them nah dude they got butts we gotta recalculate you gotta listen to the funky kong asmr bumper no we get some mario kart asmr what can you make mario kart asmr mario you're hurting yours amaranth mario asleep asmr calmly serenading you as like he's just like eating like food or something how do you do today some more he just screams all the time [Music] down i can't make that noise because then bumper will be mad again my bad bring back toadsworth but my toad impression goes kind of crazy who cares what the cat thinks [ __ ] fumigate it but he's sleeping in my lap he's a cat needs an exorcist there's a devil in there he's got his head and his left paw like propped up on my left arm sleeping morton is not this is the other stage i'm better than morton but you know bumper is kind of abusive now i think about it like he does go from like being really sweet like just like being an [ __ ] it's kind of like one two three ladies and gentlemen we need to like have an intervention well that was great i can get some lightning and some rockets and some blue shells back here with a fireball funky kong being sacrificed into a grumble volcano oh that's josh i almost tried to help johnny yeah that wouldn't be the first or the last time because you hate me well i mean you are right where the [ __ ] did that bomb come from i threw it you like and then spun out on the banana i placed left that happens to me all the time like i'll run into my own banana from last night how did nobody hit that like how am i gonna be the one hit this it'll waste oh my god get hit by actually this is just bad driving dude we're just so much better than the red team yeah i'm just having a miserable driving experience right now this is why i shouldn't get a license here comes martin i hear him he just got ran over by amber and you scumbag i'm sorry oh my god okay that was not bad driving that was just [ __ ] like the worst timing of the planet morton's got a star power in third place i don't think we went this way we got this we it's okay we are i just watched wolfy just drive off oh i hit him with the red on the way out too threw it behind me why did he put me here oh oh oh i thought america dude twitter thread is in the uh in the draft it wasn't even close yeah no we killed them we absolutely act we actually killed them we put um chat can you put the goal on 1 30 for sub goal and put yay games finally look that that that wind deserves some subs yeah yeah come on guys bring in the stuff yeah come on guys we deserve some subs here guys if you have amazon prime hit that purple subscribe button and subscribe for free using twitch prime gaming it's free completely free communication error anyone else yeah there's anyone don't worry about their age quit they got mad they ranged but they literally closed it up poor sportsmanship from their team the entire never against what uh was that team banana was that team banana was the next one team banana that was team banana thing all right so now we're against the catastrophe crew they said uh they said that we were lying about beating them so i told the to they should note that there should be a 20 point deduction for gaslighting the t.o [Music] which pool are we in we're in pool b okay we're not going against seth rogen [Music] okay let's see where we are in the pool we could be winning well we have a tie and then we have a loss we are we are second place i think we're in second place yeah we just got to win everything and then we're good yeah let's go don't we have to win catastrophe crew is winning our pool okay so this is a big race here yeah okay okay we're we're facing catastrophe right now that's the last race too yeah no lobby yet i don't think so okay no because we had to figure out how to who the cartastrophy crew is watch it's [ __ ] dot colin again not colin comes down he's like hey guys baby park time every hour dude i don't want to go to doc collins crib anymore quite literally crib like no more no baby park has to go against the team we just faced where they will be losing so who's the team leader of who we're up against i i don't even know who cartastrophy crew is who megalo am i right um not colin cheated true oh my god wait what who amaranth oh my god they just fought awesome jutsu oh i think we might be getting second place in our pool holy [ __ ] nukes about to be dropped right above me [Laughter] they share the same filters can i make one blue without the other no no is there even another team the science isn't there oh my god that was demonic who's catastrophe crew i don't know who we i don't know i think it would be like pharaoh's team because that's the only pool b team we have not fought against that would make sense let me post that i guess while we're waiting everyone go follow my instagram it's not ambers anymore it's kate gone wild my assistant came up with that name she butchered my wholesome animal account name which is kate wilde like wilderness and she just said oh let's make it yeah do we get to double your score because there's two of you now like can we does that count as like two wins yeah uh okay i figured out who it is it is it is life thero [Music] uh they are team what's their what's their number uh team nine team nine okay are they making the lobby or no nine uh let me see if they have one i don't think i at team nine why do i hear like dinging like i'm at a cash register [Music] we don't want to follow you what that's just uncalled for that's just not true i'm following yeah that dude's got goku as his profile picture bro no one's following you this guy said french supremacy and posted us a screenshot where conor literally has more points than him well he didn't even realize i don't think he posted this photo and said french supremacy at the end so it's just wrong i'll show it for chat too oh my god this image is ginormous yeah there's a big [ __ ] what the [ __ ] hold on i got this chat there you go look made lobby come on in oh okay all right you guys can join off me wow you have like everybody at it apparently yeah that was my job as captain was to add people oh [Music] that's not seeing you yet do you make it yet it's joining i'm in there oh it's joining i got yeah yeah no no i think we're in second place total this guy said the eiffel tower is mid in the chat you know what i agree i agree it's not even that cool i've seen bigger towers before yeah no there are bigger towers like what's the point it could also fall really easily it could true like if you wanted to you could take that thing down i could push it over call of duty i literally took it down like it wasn't even there oh yeah you do take it down in call of duty like it'd be much easier than it'd be much easier than that hotel in battlefield 4. yep plus you can't even take a photo of it at night dude that hotel in battlefield 4 had like the worst structural support ever like yeah for real like it's like you take down four pillars at the bottom and the whole thing comes tumbling down that is a great gingerbread all right you got this hamster are we all in i don't know no we're down one they don't just don't have one player i guess hey we've been there josh is in there let's go i think we're all in this except for the people who uh made this lobby they are just not here do they dq do we beat them in this race did they surrender that'd be big yeah if they could surrender that'd be cool when i don't do that yesterday i ranked old people by how likely i am to beat them up in a fight and i feel like that's like more fun no there's some that like i don't think i could beat up oh conor if you want an interactive tier list overlay that i did for my serial one i'll give it to you ooh i might have to use it oh my god i'm just using tear maker and i know like i'm [ __ ] up that website they're gonna be scrolling through like new tier lists and it's like old people i could beat up and it has like nancy palin and like or nancy is that somebody i don't know nancy pelosi yep chalet how could i cop that overlay that sounds awesome um oh [Music] just like send me a dm about it and i'll i'll uh sync you with the right one this gift is hard it's an awesome gift it is awesome because it's true that's me when someone's saying venom 2018 isn't a good movie gentlemen thanks for the i have another image for you i have another great image for you it's this one [Laughter] to sell 1 trillion tickets [Music] holy [ __ ] all the venoms how many tickets is it at right now i love venom i think it's like a couple billion figures there's a there's another venom i have another venom image i know we're about to play but this is more important uh i have this this intelligent twitter conversation here discussing movies dude says not it's peak fiction that's peak fiction venom venom is kind of peak fiction venom was snubbed in the oscars i agree reese's starting let's go wait so these are the good people these are the people we have we need if we beat we might be p keynote chat [ __ ] chad i bet if you were to search on twitter like just just keywords venom black panther oscar you would find some wild tanks you would find some crazy [ __ ] tapes fix it there's not a better thing ever all right our last race of the day i think unless we win in which case it's not our last race but we're gonna we're saying that it's not our last race thing because we're gonna win nope it's all about that sigma grindset dog i see a female villager in a wiggler cart sweaty i'm feeling good first place so far i drove myself into the sand pit i was in second one that one time and now i'm blast [Music] good driving fellas wait does does the tarp like like yeah it like it's like an item oh that's [ __ ] up i thought it was like [ __ ] uh like the mud yeah oh [ __ ] i just got hit by an invisible item classic mario took a card dude don't worry i got hit by an invisible player they were just three shells just spinning so far boys schlatt's in uh flashlights and six the lowest i've seen him long game all right i'm holding up first you guys got to do some damage to these second and third place people oh my god he came up with these dreams right behind you okay we're good he hit himself with the green though he just killed amber it happened again it happened again i was in six go to fifth then you killed me oh my god this is crazy i've never seen this before oh my god just barely clip the sand i can't use the mushrooms we're just getting we're just getting warmed up that was the i was having a great race the whole game and then i got hit by one thing and everything fell apart yeah because that's why i could hate the locks yeah that's pretty much mario kart it doesn't matter until last night that's second this really is like mario kart game we were doing great on baby park mario kart 9 is going to be the one you just wait they're going to make it good again they're going to make it good again yep what are they going to do they're going to add in kirby from the kirby series that's all i need to hear and he's going to be on his star you're gonna be able to throw a little they're gonna put pac-man in it yeah and pac-man's gonna be there sonic's gonna be in a car too no sonic's gonna run sonic's gonna be in a car no he's gonna run i'm to run sonic being a car because that's what he does in racing games they put him in the racing game like that listen why can't harry potter also have a bunch of weird characters in it you know yeah why can't they just why don't why can't mario kart just make a new they've made three splatoon games in the time they made one mario kart they just sucks they need to bring rob the robot back if they put spike in that's gonna mario kart 8 is older than splatoon one two and three it's better than you guys like split dude i wasn't a fan it's not no it's the most overrated game ever nintendo fans just like it because it's like a shooter game on nintendo i would i oh i don't know about ever i definitely put it in my top five what's the more overrated game uh skyrim for sure skyrim is fun though skyrim is a good game try controlling the horse in the witcher 3 you can't what's your three i agree splatoon definitely has the most overrated soundtrack ever designed oh my god it's a little just like [ __ ] noises and people are like oh my god this goes so hard like people i'm like i feel delusional splatoon players and friday night [ __ ] players when they hear the worst music ever seriously this [ __ ] bangs what i didn't hit that car oh my god can we stop getting this [ __ ] map this is such a bad map dude he's hitting trucks and not even like getting hurt there because they're cheating just steal my horn i guess connor i have three red shells this guy's name on it good it doesn't matter though i hit a [ __ ] truck every time i bet those reds are gonna hit trucks oh my god you can control the green ones but you can control the green ones that's the whole point of them dash i just hit you with the bullet bill because this game is made by to see what happened what the [ __ ] happened they like came in with all these items yeah the item i got hit so many times my red baron pizza is out of the oven and you're still losing first off who the [ __ ] eats red baron pizza eat a real pizza they deliver a dog who would ever eat a red bear that's something i realized about making sure at home oven pizza it's like it's okay but it's like i could just order pizza yeah second of all we won most of our games people who make pizza for their job could make my pizza yeah support the economy and also it's not even i'm not even bad it's that map for the map covered in ice it's also red the worst one no it's not okay do you eat red bear and pizza i have never heard of that what good answer what are you like what planet you know it's like uh it's homemade pizza it's like it's like uh you ever had a digiornos i have is it like a frozen pizza or what yeah yeah oh yeah i don't do frozen pizza that's what we're saying honestly frozen like ordering pizza is not even that much more expensive it's not i don't think you're saving much money by uh you could just drive pick up the pizza too it's a worthwhile investment delivery unless you're neat like a domino's or papa john's or whatever is not even that much more expensive please oh my god i threw a blue shell the first lap anything could happen first two left the first two laps don't even matter this is big this is big this is big i'm just kidding what the [ __ ] how did i go to the left what happened oh my god that was just bad timing i should have came up i should have done that smarter don't [ __ ] punch right when i cross thank you of course i was gonna screw up no i got hit i got hit by this [ __ ] arm oh and then i'm gonna drift off all right that's on me that's the first thing i mean this whole game kill morton that's not morgan [Music] all right i just cut sniped by a red shell oh my god i barely clipped that too i got ghost someone give me their [ __ ] okay i look like nothing this game is stole a green shell this is actually the worst day of my life never mind i just trolled someone so hard i'm invisible what does the bullet like help a little bit watch out why why there was a retro who what it was through the track that was not mine that was someone else's no i fell this could be a first place how how did you guys both do that no oh dude okay we're good first and second i got fourth i got fourth i got fourth no i don't know i got past literally the last second yeah oh my [ __ ] god stay in focus oh you did it it's good that's really good that's great good showing that's the ketchup that was a good showing that's why we need to catch our points back up we needed that race okay we're in this wait we're in this more like that we got it how what number race is this i don't know one more this is the last one last one if you lose us i mean you're blocked pretty much he's gonna block you amaranth i'm gonna block you first you caused him to lose schooled [Laughter] being a believer hey listen believers don't be sad oh oh my god all right this is a pretty good track right now personally i'm not a uh a big ice ice outpost guys that's not the worst but we'll see it's really fun on 200. i'm not i'm not confident on my ice ice i'm gonna host my own tournament 200. dude i'm 100 down for that one i'm down but i'm horrible 200 so i will just get last place but i'll have the winning the winner gets a a can of guacamole gamer fart that's all no [ __ ] way no way you give away a candidate they're just giving those out now dude that's literally the [ __ ] nectar of the gods and you're that's a giveaway prize you're just giving that away dude it's the russian badger it's a special sauce guacamole gamerfart9000 you know you know uh elon musk and vee drink uh guacamole gamer for tonight that's facts it's facts see what you got to do you gotta go you gotta go to gamersupps.com and buy a can of guacamole gamer fart 9000 this stuff this stuff let me tell you they should they should really sell this as like an nft because i would buy that i would buy an nft of it no for real if you have a really nice house you can just mint it you can nft it i went to a garage sale and they weren't selling guacamole gamer farms i'm at this garage sale and they're literally selling their dead grandfather's ashes oh and i said that how much for that five dollars what i'll give you i'll give you one dollar for your grandfather's ashes the red shell [ __ ] i got a bomb right here well we're losing this one right behind yeah that's so [ __ ] up i just got a blue shell in fourth place excuse me throw it [ __ ] music when you get oh it's a huge lightning that is a huge like oh my god wait a minute wait a minute this could this could be huge i just got a bullet bill in fifth place careful i might actually i'm in second i got second i got second i got second i got tenth it's over dude six now we lost bro i think we may have just barely lost yeah we'll see we'll see oh now i was wondering oh man [Music] rematch uh half our lobby actually disconnected that game and there was actually there was some weird lag going on yeah like donkey kong the donkey kong ai literally scored 80 points so like let's tell them double or nothing yeah is that it are we done i think that's it for the yeah what happens now cry check their file integrity yeah i demand that i don't think they dropped a single game yeah it doesn't look like they lost once no they didn't lose one time we we came close even if we won i don't think we could have gone on just because of the tie who just typed nerdy emote did they just type yeah luckily for you guys i have my down vote cannon said the team that's sitting in the back farming items i can't believe so you know don't worry i have my down vote cannon so yeah yeah yeah i think that's it is that all we do is that it for our our career esports well it's not the end we have an infinite supply of money we have bank loans all right why are they posting babies with knives does somebody want to explain this to me i would never give a baby a knife i would personally i would just never do that dude i mean i think this might be something that they could get canceled over because that's like that's yeah no that is that's worth cancel culture i agree babies with knives no no no not on my watch did we talk we tied with [ __ ] doc colin we tied with doc collins team don't tell me that you just made my day so much worse no but we beat them so we did one yeah so we got third place in our pool yeah we got third place in our pool dot collin actually got fourth hi bumper oh good boy so luckily we're done are we done like i don't know what else we do i would like to it's been two hours i would honestly like to race the other half of the pool i wouldn't i'm happy ever since conor made fun of me he's been losing uh you son of a [ __ ] it's the guy with the goku profile picture yeah i think that's it is that all we have to do yeah huh well i'm going to go and i'm going to sulk for like you want to go salt so who won hasn't gone off yet but the answer is not us yeah it's not us we lost that's some [ __ ] thank you for joining us we had two people disconnect though yeah you did great though you did great [ __ ] up that lightning at the end could have won us the game if the game didn't suck yeah we just got the game was good we would have won but it was bad yeah unfortunate items this was it was my last the day we get mario kart wii on one of these tournaments oh my gosh i will super skip every time i get a mushroom i super skip i'm going funky kong and the flame runner oh my god and we're just gonna wow i was saying you know what this should be this imagine a like rollback netcode double dash tournament i hate double dash i just i you lost me you lost me i hate that i don't like double dashes are my favorite but teams are too like that'd be content yeah that is good content i agree that it's good content i agree with that content my favorite is like we are seven i don't don't think double dash is that fun but it for a content uh content tournament that one's sick yeah all right guys well i guess thanks for inviting me it was fun hey no problem thank you for joining yeah i hope you had fun i did and we all we all played great especially me yep especially you especially me definitely definitely carried hard that game being third to last place but not last that's big that's that's better than at least one of our players not gonna lie i just deserve subs that's so true shadow lugia thank you for mentioning that that deserves subs come on guys oh my god i just looked at ouija the god stream he is playing in a bath he's playing a hot tub right now we got two hot tub streamers doing this oh my god wait what the [ __ ] yo what's up guys dude what is his bit rate what is that look at this what is this he's in a hot tub i don't think he's in a hot tub i don't think it's gonna be that that uh it is three pixels yeah he's running on three pixels in a hot this is crazy this stream is that's goated and the whole chat's just like chill with it like they're not questioning they're like yeah they're just typing the emo it's like oh i think it's just been that for so long there's not much to the question you know yeah i mean i feel like i oh wait he got bit right now i can see him in the hot tub i feel like the initial shock for the people watching it's already gone all right that's okay it's okay we're two and one oh my god like multiple of their members are the [ __ ] hot tub this guy's got [ __ ] headphones on honestly if they don't win i'm gonna be so sad these are some winners i hope they're winning their pool you should sign them i hope they're winning their pool they'll be hearing from me this is the kind of content we need the connor esports hottest they'll be hearing from me sponsored by hamburger helper the hamburger helper the hamburger helper mac and cheese guacamole gamer fart the only two sponsors okay what is guacamole gamer fart a real thing yeah yeah i've had it is it good it's guacamole gamer fireworks it's literally the nectar of the gods man i'm googling this hold on i'll say i'll send it to you look this is a real product it's not like it's guacamole gamer fart 9000 to be specific gamer subs is so cool they need to sponsor me dude i don't even give a [ __ ] anymore this is so awesome this is what like what the [ __ ] is it's literally a caveman it's a caveman with a diamond gamer part man it's guacamole it's the guacamole what is it like what is the lore behind this some youtuber thought it was funny yeah it's a youtuber thought it was the funniest thing ever and it is he was right by russian badger thank god they put the supplement facts on he want to know what's in the guacamole what the hell is a cup man are you scrolling through the site what is the green cup what have you not seen the waifu cups no i haven't yeah no they they sell those they sell waifu cups limited drops people go out in public and drink from that that's awesome it's it's called girl bossing you're correct chat dude girl bosses are so awesome a deal 25 yeah no exactly i agree yeah it's a steal it has 3 000 reviews and five stars have you thought about that guacamole gamer for it no there's not a better product on the market nine thousand honestly the scariest thing about guacamole gamer fart is that it doesn't even taste like guacamole yeah it tastes like strawberry juice but i'm on the website and i just got like a note it from the corner it says hi i am a real person here 24 7. let me there's anything i can do for you i give me some guacamole gamer far tonight though i'll be like i am connor eats pants send me the drink i need give me the guacamole send me the drink the russian badger unironically makes some of the best content on youtube then they un-ironically make the best energy drink ever designed by man they make guacamole gamer farts that's the guy that like 3d models himself yeah i've seen this guy oh i think the last i think the hot tub team is is like going up against the last team oh sure this is the big race let me check did they win luigi pov three pixels uh oh no wait they're not the top of their tommy almost got evicted oh my god what what what excuse me killer xx127 please you need to inform tell me more tommy in it got evicted this is juicy wait i'm pretty sure they were kidding i'm pretty sure they're making fun of it's real they said so has twitch chat ever lied they just got time though i'm pretty sure they were trolling no dude it's real i checked their messages and they were typing pogs and like [ __ ] posting yeah they're an online twitch user informant it's real online informants not twitch pog oh wait there's a bunch of first time chatters coming in saying it never mind never mind no that's real like no it's real it's not even a live first time chatter it's not dude tommy's getting evicted oh my god guys i i'm gonna make a twitter space about this dude the josh twitter space would be crazy oh my god the jaw the josh twitter moan space hosted by josh this time oh my gosh they freaked out when i joined the moon space they're like um connor you're in here i'm like yeah of course i'm in here i'm not missing josh joins josh joyce and he's a regular you know they're like how are you gonna miss out on the moon space josh is on the regular in that team all right is our tournament done are we calling it yeah that's what i don't i don't know i know if like we're not done i think we're i think we're done we could ask jacob i th he is also just watching someone else's stream dude that guy's what's he am i done yeah you're done yeah yeah yeah no and you yeah you're done well that's all right connor we also had a sad day yeah yeah what happened low-key i think losing in tournament is way more hype than winning because you started you can be sad spoken like a true ultimate player spoken like a true ultimate player right there you just be sad together sounds like winners hey i'm always a winner i'll see you guys i get the clip i'll see you i hope you had fun connor i had a great time all right well i left them now now what doc colin rated with 53 people hey [ __ ] you guys all right don't pick baby park that was wrong with you what the [ __ ] is your problem second place raid no you were not second place you were fourth place you were literally fourth place you literally cheated yeah tommy was with rambu he almost got evicted okay this person wasn't trolling they were dead serious coming to my chat being like tommy let's go to victon they're not going to evict tommy he's rich all right that's how this that's how this world works it's not this country but i guess he's not in our country in this world you don't get evicted if you're rich it's about drive it's about power we stay hungry we devour so is that the rock in the twitch chat is that the rock the dwayne the rock johnson oh my god he was late for yesterday's stream yo the rock do you want to play fortnite new music of twitch music of twitch 2021 if am i not i'm not in it i don't think i'm in it so i'm not playing it if i'm not included in things i'm just gonna start being like really cynical about it and like not entertaining it that's my new like method this year it's gonna be like okay it's true he got about six calls from his landlord on stream guys where the [ __ ] are you coming from who asked you uh who asked like you know what's crazy about this whole like conversation like the past five minutes is that no one's picked up on the context clues that none of us care like they keep coming here going like no no it's true you wouldn't believe it like uh like like no we don't care we don't we don't care why are they here they don't even like you no they do like me watch you guys watch me play pokemon viewership just rapidly just dropped like the second i said that second i hovered over this like at least a thousand people just left the stream a thousand people were gone don't care yeah the guy first time chad and literally said don't care you wanna run play mario kart i'm gonna do a worldwide world well i just had worldwide waste i'm gonna do a worldwide waste play pokemon maybe soon i need to like tommy is rating someone okay you killer xx you have to go you have to i'm giving you 10 minutes you're gonna go take a walk when you come back what you did how much you understand i want you to understand you gotta go take a walk play roblox i don't know what to what to say to you i don't know what to say to no i'm gonna say no i'm gonna answer not probably i'm just gonna say no to that no i'm not going to play roblox i still don't get it like honest to god everybody here i want you to know i no part of me gets it still like what is the appeal of roblox it is a children's game that is scuffed barely works there's cool games in it but like why would you even play those games in roblox when they're just better in other games i just i don't get it roblox because i just don't get it [Music] roblox fun as hell shut up [ __ ] you fight me hey that guy i want you to fight me idubbbz is doing a boxing event soon everybody else is like it's like content creators fighting i don't want i don't want to fight i want to fight that guy specifically that guy i don't care how old you are you could be like 14 years old i will kick your ass no i don't care i wanna i wanna kick the rest i'm 16. that that's fine right like we can do that is that legal they have to like punch me first though right exclamation point fight a fan contest connor connor versus that guy oh my god what what what a card what a fight card he verbally assaulted you is that separate from [ __ ] yeah that is separate from the [ __ ] fan contest fight a fan challenge what the [ __ ] [Music] sub night sub night is the fido fan challenge i just start beating the [ __ ] out of my subs i killed that blue shell because i didn't think blue shell was fair oh my god it's small ant from youtube [ __ ] you small aunt from youtube he's real small and was unethical in our hive mind match and i will never forget that i will never ever forget that i'm the type of dude to hold a grudge we talked about this yesterday i do like me i'd be holding grudges for a long ass time for no reason dude like i not even like reasonably holding a grudge like i'm just holding grudges like i got a problem i'm petty as [ __ ] poor bumper no bumper i yell he's sleeping in my lap i love bumper [Music] our unreasonable king i'm i'm like a low-key kind of reasonable though like that's people don't get is like i'm like i'm a pretty reasonable guy if it's the second paper arena like i'm just going to end the stream tell your mods to let me gamble hey connor buddy i'm sorry i'm listening for night friday i'm free right now i want to hop on i'll be glad to dwayne the rock twitch see i would believe that it's a suspicious user as in ban evasion implying that that's an alt account dwayne what's he duane what's your main okay thank god i wasn't excited but i kind of didn't want to stream although i do need to lowkey like i gotta go eat food and like i gotta like get food for bumper like bumper just ran out of like kibble today i gotta go get that this dude just like that's probably why he's pissed he's like where the [ __ ] is the food i also need to feed rambu yep oh my god the xbox point fighter fan now like literally says that guy's name fish boy conor eats pants versus fish boy ross exclusive match on october 7th 2022. wait i might be busy that day elon cory wouldn't starve him that's actually true when she takes care of bumper he's like an angel when i come back any time a woman takes care of him he just like is as good as can be he's a ladies man he's just like me dude these guys suck at this game sounds like a simp she's not gonna [ __ ] you bumper does connor get top three good prediction does conor get top i get top of leaderboards sometimes i stole my red shell no bitcoin no top honor accept my friend request who the [ __ ] no i'm just gonna add you guys on my friends list you guys are actually like i hate people that add me as a friends on switch like you actually become like my favorite people because it the problem with nintendo's switch is that nintendo's now you masturbate friend requests and so like literally all of my built-up friend requests are like holding back the ram on my switch i can show you like if i go and open up the friends list the switch will like almost crash because there's too many for it to load hates his fans i hate that whoever just do that red show i hate look at this just accept us no look at this this is a [ __ ] nightmare look at how long this takes this is your fault like if i'm gonna go like deny someone right let's see how long this takes it's like you deny how does it take this long oh my god okay now you [ __ ] i literally need to switch pro solely so that i can [ __ ] like delete friend requests like that's why i don't want it for games i don't want it for like 60 fps i want it so that my [ __ ] switch can load friend request that stock would stream snipe you have three switches though i have yeah i do have three switches i still need the mod i mean i still need the mod the other switch yeah i guess there's the mario kart stream though i'm just playing mario kart this is like a pretty meta game right people like it people like mario kart streams ow press one let's get a little roll call here um how many of you is this your first time here and you're like oh my god conrad's pants is playing with jay schlatt and alltrive and josh this is like an s p live reunion poggers i'm gonna go watch cause if that's you like welcome to stream we're gonna be playing a little bit of minecraft later we're gonna be doing hits gonna go crazy what was you guys favorite part of s p live gotta hear this gotta know this answer when it ended a real conor fan answer eat pant dude yes that shit's so funny man look at this shortcut connor cut that one clip of you following and falling in lava okay that's actually unironically probably the best thing about that server is like dig straight down for five subs and i'm like yeah i'll dig straight down i dig straight down one block and [ __ ] fall into lava actually the peak of that whole server that got like 10k up votes on lsf like that [ __ ] went that [ __ ] went viral like that actually broke the internet that [ __ ] went viral barstool marshall sports was stealing that clip 2019 connery's pants clips kind of went insane that was like before like i made this a job and like i was just making money and it was like successful now so it's like a small streamer that was just like making money i didn't like actively like think about like the job part of this streams were so much better i'm gonna like retire but like not actually retire so that like i just don't think of this as a job anymore and then it'll be like a good stream i'll just be a good streamer again that's a germ a bit well no german german just streamed destiny too you are a good streamer though i am a good streamer i agree but like my own perception of how i stream has has faltered lately that's wanting to improve more destiny win i'm excited for the new destiny expansion i'm down to stream it apparently the new destiny expansion has like a a real campaign like they actually made a campaign this time it's not just like fetch quests for like the campaign it's an actual like campaign am i a good viewer no you are not killer i'm glad you asked so that we can clarify and answer this no you have been one of the worst viewers today you have actively been a problem don't capital d cullen they were like oh my god tommy's getting evicted and they kept on like reiterating this and they just got timed out for 10 minutes they just came back to ask if they're a good viewer and they said you said connor with an e you got the wrong guy no wonder you've been so confused this stream e you should do the fight in the metaverse oh my god did that go crazy the metaverse fight dude yes we could get like zuckerberg involved exclusively streamed on facebook live we're fighting in like vr chat like it's lagging [Music] like there's nfts everywhere it's like literally all the only people the crowd are just all bored apes it's all the [ __ ] apes the justin bieber's ape is there eminem's ape everybody's there they're just like lagging around too the [ __ ] i hit this guy didn't matter jimmy fallon oh jimmy fallon's his ape is hosting the event dude he's he's like the emcee oh i'm gonna be a movie [Music] paris hill tonight dude you guys weren't sold on nfts but now that i'm talking about this like you're like oh wait a minute this is the metaverse [ __ ] a blue shell dude that would definitely break the unit like that would cause some damage like the structure of the internet itself kanye said they were bad though that's connie hasn't seen the [ __ ] connery's pants metaverse fight [Music] [ __ ] a fan form released on the subreddit thank you connor that is okay whoever put a [ __ ] a fan contest form on the subway that is not mine do not fill that out do not fill out whatever the [ __ ] that guy's talking about [ __ ] don't fill it up okay actually don't fill it out it's like some dude is trying to get like your information wants to do races here i'll call yo yo you wanna do some races yeah i could do some races welcome could you do some races i'm down to do some races all right i guess we're doing some races we're doing some races one guy one time was like in my chat while i was playing mario kart and he said connor you're a bad racist like referring to like my racing ability in mario kart it was like his first message here yeah i was like no you're not using that word right no i mean yeah words yeah no he was just saying that you're racist okay no he wasn't saying that no no no one thinks i'm racist i'm literally like one of the least racist people there is jerrogan got cancelled for celebrating slur saturday bro shut up that is not an event that happens it's not a thing do you want to do like regional or worldwide matches i don't know my switch isn't turning on i guess we could do it we could do yeah i don't care what we do we'd have people join bumper probably thinks you're racist you're probably right he probably does because he like he's a little bit like egotistical you know and he like he probably gets annoyed that like i'll spray him sometimes when he does things he's like dude this guy like hates cats all right i'll make a tournament oh nice okay i gotta pick an icon i gotta pick a cool icon yeah the bike name for the tournament that's whatever your heart's feeling bro i'm pissed we didn't win that yeah we should have had that we were robbed by the event there's no way they can let you put this in the title right no sorry asha biceps won his fight a boy all right all right i'm sure you want 200 girls to like be wanting for like next hour yeah no teams normal items we'll do no computers all vehicles i don't think the rest of this matters race count i don't know 24 16 [ __ ] it okay well [ __ ] just leaked the [ __ ] code don't join that i just said [ __ ] a fan contest all over the [ __ ] screen i can give you a code if you want yeah but it won't be the [ __ ] a fan contest it won't be the [ __ ] thing come on i'm gonna make a new [ __ ] a fan contest okay give me a minute this one's just gonna have mario's picture if you join that contest nobody's joining it's just gonna you send you guys amongst yourselves just be a bunch of fans yeah not [ __ ] anybody no one's [ __ ] though new [ __ ] a fan contest you opened thomas for a long time but you guys are getting way too excited about this yeah the fido fan contest is happening though that's gonna be that's gonna go crazy okay 200cc okay i made it but i'm not leaking i'm just going to message you the code okay and then i will leak the code after we are in it and then people can join can i enter my mom into the [ __ ] a fan contest no not if she wants to enter it then yeah but not if like you can't just enter her yeah be be kind of weird yeah no it'd be we'd be off i'm joining the [ __ ] fan contest though he's done are you in the lobby uh yeah i'm getting getting my cart set up real quick just give me a second man you got to do i'm just making sure i don't i want to make sure people aren't going to join and like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna play this black shy guy there we go okay we're in uh wait where do i even show them the code hey guys the code is one zero six eight one two four one four five zero seven dude [ __ ] it yes you want to do some dream some people are right now yeah who the [ __ ] is do you know who this person is that's shaggy who oh wait you just sent me an image what the [ __ ] is that what where's that image from what is this i have no [ __ ] clue should i just send me this what is this who is this person that's not you [Music] i filled out my [ __ ] a fan contest from guys that is not a real don't fill that out that is some dude that post on the subway that saying this is the form he's taking your information and what should our dream smp lord be are you like alive yet again am i gonna go live on it no like are you like alive oh i thought you were done yeah i'm dead but i can come back yeah okay i'm gonna do that i'm gonna use the revive book and i'm gonna bring you back okay do you have the book i'm gonna go get it let's like ask for it all right yeah he'd give it to you i'm like canonically like his sons like he kind of it'd be kind of weird if he didn't oh my god i dude okay i looked up yesterday like connor slat on twitter i'm like what are people saying i probably the context was like i think it was because of this event people knew about it and then there was a [ __ ] role play account it was like dream s p role players and they were like both of us like two accounts that was like conor and schlatt like talking to each other like what are they talking about and like the conor role player was like sorry i need to go like my dad needs me and then you were like your dad was like looking really good lately and then i was like yeah he does look good i'm like what the what like this is not real lore like i didn't i don't say to my father well we need to just how about this conor we can go on the server and we actually just use exactly what he's on he just used those tweets as like the script no i'm down i think that's great like verbatim whatever they say that that is the new story yeah no i'm down i'll find them again stopped completely in my tracks there's no sex on the dream smp guys don't get too ahead of yourselves the children's show it'd be kind of [ __ ] crazy if like phineas and ferb just started like [ __ ] like an episode like it's for kids okay they're brothers yeah that would also be an issue that would also be there'd be a lot of issues with that [ __ ] you connor i need this win no i got third they're step brothers though dude did you see that train wrecks tweet no he tweeted he was like wait i'm gonna read this verbatim to you he did a wild tweet yesterday it's kind of his most bang or tweet in a minute since he was like making fun of artists or some [ __ ] that was his last big trek on twitter but this one went crazy he said why is everyone so scared to say it out loud these days if i had a stop hot sister that i wasn't related to and didn't grow up with i would have 100 taken the bj if she asked i mean he got 30k likes on that one people were resoundingly like with this what is what does your chat think they're saying bass they're with them i mean honestly like i don't think it's like terrible it's certainly not right it's certainly a little weird why did he post it though i don't know he was like he really wanted to make sure this was heard so you guys if you had a hot step brother uh i mean i'm sorry step sister step brother [ __ ] a sibling challenge no we're not gonna do that challenge all i'm saying is if i had a hot step brother you're just baiting them you're just baiting them yeah i'm just basically you just you're just throwing out the fishing line every time does that result in more subs i don't know i have 65 subscribers on my alt 65. yeah i just got affiliated i'm double dipping into my fan base and they love it they're all about it do you still have that patreon no no i haven't had that in years i remember like when like you got someone on twitch i was like what about the patreon you're like well people are still paying like i guess this thing you gotta do it man dude shaggy is in this lobby and it's kind of kicking ass i'm shaggy from scooby-doo did you not watch scooby doo i watched scoot i just i don't think it's him man no that's that's all you sure it's him i mean it says shaggy and it's like it looks like shaggy honor i'm sorry please forgive me oh my god it's that dude that was like annoying earlier i don't forgive you wait you already said i was gonna take the sub to me forgive you but we're saving that red shell for you girl whatever your [ __ ] name is i'm holding villager there's a dub for me when do jlet nfts drop you could have made so much money off of like a [ __ ] coin schlatt coin you could have made it i was i was thinking about it when it was first happening i was i was uh definitely thinking about it but at this point you know you could have put like an ice beside him could have totally could have and then left like they wouldn't be able to do anything about it no so what did he do like he just sold a coin and like openly was like yeah i just took all your money i have no idea [Music] check twitter connor i tagged you on something oh my god i have like all of like amaranth followers in my replies why did you make me do this they're like good morning sexy nice post i was like why people tweeted at me it's because they forgot to untag me in the tweet i have to [ __ ] figure out who is what this image means never had anyone tweet me you have a beautiful shaped body with a ryu profile picture never thought i'd say that what'd you say what image no this [ __ ] weird dude in my setup what is it i don't know who that is it's gotta be photoshopped right it just looks real everything looks convincing it's a pretty good photoshop it's a really good photoshop [ __ ] this map it's the ludwig impression dude wait there's a guy that impersonates ludwig it's the same guy that's what chad's saying has impersonators this is a guy who just like pretends to be ludwig there's a streamer impersonator guy he has a green screen oh oh well he's doing a good [ __ ] job he thought that was him for a minute i i mean it didn't it doesn't look like me it just looks like he's on my setup yeah which scared me more they said you thought he broke in i don't [ __ ] know you already broke in and was talking to tommy in it with a discord over there i just keep hitting walls i followed your account okay this person i followed dude i don't care you follow doesn't do anything for me it's like i followed you i follow i don't care do more how about you donate to like kids in need [Music] this is my most unfavorite map i hate this game can you run some mario kart wii lobbies probably is a kid in need yeah you're probably right [ __ ] hey great enjoy that victory man well it's fourth place oh he does fifth what the [ __ ] who is that guy connor hates his followers no i love my followers guys so much i love my followers a lot dude my stomach is [ __ ] killing me these past couple days here's the thing like i started on this probiotic and it really helped but i've been slacking recently and i've just reverted i'm eating the same [ __ ] is it but i just don't feel sick because like that yeah well yeah you're supposed to take it every day maybe that's what's like slowly killing me then because like i would just be like lazy on that be like yeah i don't feel like taking that right now i just feel like [ __ ] i would have streamed i just it was like right after that tournament i i was on the toilet i've been feeling like [ __ ] but i gave myself permission this month to stream even if i feel like [ __ ] which was like i don't care if it's good like i'll just go live and i just realized they don't care that's good they're here i just want to see you they just want background noise while they played [ __ ] i don't know what do you guys play these days kind of want more info on tommy in it i'm banning this kid no you're i've given up on you you have another you cannot pick up on the context please contest lose being [ __ ] off god of war halo pokemon valorant dude i'm you know am i gonna be i'm up next and valerian like i'm like i'm gonna go next tense man yeah they're talking about me solid silver dude i'm like better than silver i'm not even ranked yet this season you don't even know like what rank i am i could be like platinum you don't know how they rank me my riot employee who like watches my games and picks my rank they're going to be like this guy's got heart one thing rbx ljn7 j3 is going to rbx should hop on and play duo q with me rbx nah rbx is on hiatus i think oh i saw a license plate that had like rbx yesterday i almost texted it to you i saw a gym in car jimin yeah like the car said jimin on it yeah the license plate said heart jimin heart and it had like bts stickers all over it that's so awesome that was literally like my one of my viewers cars you know a lot of jimin fans no there's one guy who's a huge gemini oh good for him i also like had these bots come in yesterday that just started spamming pray for jim and like actual viewbots like they were just like i got bombarded first-time jokers i said pray for jimin hashtag bts army heart and then the problem was my viewers are like yeah finally some [ __ ] action in the stream and so they started spamming it too so we couldn't like get the bots because everybody was just like doing it i'm this is my worst race of my life yeah i'm not i'm not really trying too hard just saying that to make myself feel better let's play battle mode my stomach hurts how many hurts yeah it does it really does i'd be live right now it's nice if you wanted to get dinner if your tummy hurts you probably won't go eat do you uh the last thing i want to do is go eat them this dude doesn't eat food i gotta go eat bumper food oh [ __ ] i have a i'm doing like trying to get like meal prep done yeah i'm gonna need meal prep i need to eat better let's get a chef i'm so down wait are we talking about that yet everywhere i go i see him lord fardemore private chef a private chef would go crazy no well they make the food at their place and then they br they deliver it to your [ __ ] oh that'd be great or whatever i'm getting some delivered tonight you get like couple meals a week do i get to like because like i have the [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah you tell them exactly what what you want and they'll make it yeah no that's worse than that it makes me uh she makes me some [ __ ] delicious chicken and like a [ __ ] big potato with like bacon and cheese on it it's not healthy but connor this message is highlighted yeah thank you man no that's something i mean when you think about it uh it it's about as expensive as ordering doors yeah that's what i'm realizing all the [ __ ] fees yeah that shit's really kind of in the bank i just don't know who's see how much pressure spit on that [ __ ] derouted i swear to god if you start you trying to do this dick in the penis [ __ ] bro you're gonna lose me you're gonna lose me [Music] no who added it no one added it it's not real this isn't a thing do you want the [ __ ] a fan contest results okay so that's the guy that made it no don't trust that guy that's a one month sub trying to run a [ __ ] a fan contest here they just rolled up and were like taken over that's like at the misfits party at twitchcon i remember when like the dude just showed up and started filming porn oh my god you're right that was the one that's one of my favorite stories yeah that was kind of nuts who was the girl like were they actual porn stars or was it just an amateur i don't know i think it might have been amateur what you guys don't know yeah so like at the misfits party at twitchcon we're there for a while and then eventually like this dude this big guy just shows up with like three like scantily clad girls and then fitz is like what are you guys like what what's the deal what are you guys doing and they're like oh where the like i'm the piano player you ordered yeah and then it's just like oh okay cool go play the guy starts playing the piano pretty well and so it's like oh nice at this point lily pichu it left so we didn't have a piano player so it was needed right and so then after about 20 minutes of them doing that they like go upstairs to like one of the rooms and we don't see them for like an hour and then swagger's like what's the deal like what happened like where did these people go he goes in the room and like they're just straight up filming porn like and swagger's like you you can't do this here like you did like you have to stop and the guy who goes like oh we're almost done and so then swagger is like thinking like is this worth like a like a confrontation he's like okay like all right finish up and they finished up and they were gone did they at least give like a link afterwards i don't know i don't know if it ever came out i'd recognize the room oh it was for private use is for private use for a private collection was big dude filming or [ __ ] he was [ __ ] i think maybe i don't know i don't know i was i didn't walk in the room i assume he's [ __ ] maybe both could be both but i think if i recall they're like a tripod or something like they set up mario fart connor do a mario fart all right listen we're gonna need to start cracking down on some of these people all right i don't want to be looking at my twitch chat after a race and see a guy type a message like that that's just going to ruin my night you know that makes me feel like that makes me feel like the guy in the [ __ ] chucky cheese costs like the charles entertainment cheese costume at chuck e cheese where i'm just sitting there and then the kids are like tugging on me and i'm like hate the kids because i don't want to be entertaining these kids because they're [ __ ] that's the same thing i get when someone goes like do a mario fart it's not a costume though he hates children i do it's 11th place good dude shut up no it's not good but i'm not going to get 11 place [ __ ] i have to go in like 10 minutes at 11 pm and i'm a busy man fish boy ross you're you're from the you're from europe all right our fight is called off you already lost i can't i can't kick your ass any more than your own government has damn you're right though yeah are you [ __ ] kidding me i'm gonna get 11. i'm sorry we did not have a good race the 11th is good have you seen the bike pump shut up living in the eu being a non-european is tough bro why did did they [ __ ] kick you out of here why would you do that why did you leave watched this movie on winston churchill two nights ago that gary oldman won the oscar for and it made me like for a minute i was like man like it must be kind of like this is some like british pride movie like they're very proud of this and i looked it up and like everything cool and like a motivational movie like wasn't real like it just didn't happen darkest hour yeah like there was this whole moment where he like rides the train and he like meets the people and he's like oh what does like sarah from like worship think and she's like tell him what she thinks i will never back down to the nazis we'll never do it and i'm like oh man that's really inspiring that like he rode the train and like heard these people and like that's what made him decide not to surrender and like he gives this whole speech where he like references all the people he met on the train i'm like oh wow that's really inspiring and then that just didn't happen like i googled him like i want to hear this guy like tell that speech and like yeah that part was made up for the movie like what that seems like a pretty like big thing to make up like they they just made it made up a whole speech he was an imperial real as [ __ ] listen you can be an imperial as [ __ ] but still save britain he didn't back down he didn't surrender to hitler i respect that i wouldn't surrender to hitler he might have been a piece of [ __ ] but he didn't surrender britain still needs saving you're right you think tommy in it could like run for office no like you like like why i don't think he wants to do that i think he wants to make minecraft videos yeah that's true but like it feel like he wanted to run for office well like would they vote for yeah at some point i don't know if anyone would vote for him i mean they voted for crazier people [Music] we all have hey listen i'm a little guilty we've all made mistakes [ __ ] i just agree you would have to become the leader of a major party he's on the dream s p does that count no [ __ ] i was about to say i got 10th i was gonna be like moving on up in the world and then a bullet went right under me is the 11th good stop asking that question i'm not answering it oh dolphin shoals what a classic map can you doordash like cat food yes there's petsmart on it bro can i like double dash like petsmart with like food yeah you you double dash petsmart in 7-eleven you get a big gulp with your [ __ ] cat glitter but what food does 7-eleven have 7-eleven has decent um boneless chicken but half the time they don't have it the rest of it's not very good charlotte not found in the chat the first time they can chat in a j-sly stream predictions my mods don't care chad filling out an ip grabber for the meme yeah y'all are crazy like you're gonna you actually thank my viewership just to be funny and be like oh i'm gonna fill the [ __ ] a fan contest let me just give that guy all of your info okay actually stop licking it though like actually though like don't link it [Music] you can have my info what is he going to do with it i don't know it literally asks for your social security number wait like one of the form parts of the form on google forms is what is your ssn yeah don't fill that out you can fill it out guys you can fill out the form if you want to yeah i mean i guess their choice we just want to [ __ ] i promise that it's not going to get you there also i'm not even involved in this i'm not going to listen to the form i'm not if the if the form picks somebody i'm not going to [ __ ] them what yeah they think it's the [ __ ] a fan contest but i'm not gonna i'm not it's not my contest oh connor doesn't [ __ ] no i abstain oh my god oh my gosh races are intense we have pretty good company yeah we got gamers oh hit the brakes god dang it as long as it's not [ __ ] 11th i can't hear anything what is going on that's that guy's first message all right unmute the stream is he deaf i don't i don't know what to say to him i mean he can't hear me soak a fan no i'm not gonna soak a fan either you ever soaked no but i've heard i've heard stories i've heard good things what this is ableist of you okay well what am i supposed to do to that guy connor should i get a baconator yeah hey you should damn i want one of these yeah i'm thinking about getting wendy's when these nuts fit in your mouth oh [ __ ] dude you can't be saying that yup i'm on a train watching this if you lose i'll email you my mobile data bill i'm not gonna pay it you could turn off the stream you could like take in your surroundings i realize i can only think straight when i'm in a car or on a plane it's actually like a problem what like i think that like the vibration of the vehicle makes my brain work better i don't know what what my problem is it's just something i realized i was on a plane i was like wait i'm like thinking really clearly you should stream from your car yeah some people are agreeing adhd type b because you always do that's when you do the q and a's and [ __ ] yeah right yeah no it is [Music] i focus while watching vods what do i do is there like okay besides a vibrator like what do i do conor in a motorized vehicle is actually broken like that guy will not beat me in the fight of fan contest if it were like in a moving vehicle a massage chair adderall [Music] maybe i gotta go back up on that this is actually the biggest [ __ ] i've ever sucked on this in this game i bullet my bullet bill just went off the course and i lost the bullet bill i just jumped off the course too i hit the bullet bill and he went off the course and then i lost him oh you lost the bullet that's done not true he sucked bigger is that true no i've never sucked the [ __ ] in my life whoa oh connor i'm off to make poor life decisions have a good day what this what are you doing wait don't come back what's that guy doing i can't believe that just happened he's 11th good bro shut up i'm a 9th place nelly he's filling out the [ __ ] a fan contest for him yeah that's not a good decision you can fill it out stick them out listen these two-year subs y'all gotta y'all gotta chill or excuse me 1.5 of your subs you're not even two years yet connor can you please make it 150 no no he's gonna get upset and we're gonna have a whole deal i'm playing as dry bones now i'm feeling like dry bones you feeling a little little bone boney they're feeling like draw bones yeah a little bony i'm a little bony right now once is in chat what does that mean i'm busy on that day can we just get this fight over with did you say you were 16 i i can't you also live in like europe i can't beat you up right now i could have like tommy in it beat you up i've got shooters over there jack manifold and his blokes oh jack manifold and his his blokes will [ __ ] anybody up dude i guarantee you that what happened to tommy and his landlord i don't know people were coming in shadow even like hunter tommy just got evicted did he really i don't know there's no way what they were saying that would be pretty funny like that's like good content if tommy got evicted live on stream just [ __ ] up his rentals and like you get evicted live on stream like that's like the best case scenario it's like all right [ __ ] this place anyways and now like i get a funny clip isn't he a millionaire just by yeah the dude makes a million dollars every [ __ ] waking second he plays minecraft [Music] connor cut dude i just followed you holy [ __ ] that was epic i don't think i'm a girl i'm sorry man i had to such a good track this is the way 200 cc was meant to be played i agree i really hope that they just dropped the cc's in the next game and instead it's just like there is a track and there's the speed on that track some tracks gonna be a little crazy some of them are a little slower pace for like more technical skill like no one plays 50 there's no reason to even have 50 or 100 cc they're just boring you just get through those to like unlock [ __ ] oh my god dragons die wait he like dies when you lose the race he does yeah he just like fell over and died like he's like his face was lifeless jesus connor i'm irish you should get rtgame to beat me up or something you're irish oh my god what do you stream at 936p uh because if you've ever seen a mario kart stream on twitch at even 8k bitrate 1080p you've seen your twitch like [ __ ] itself all right yeah you've seen it fall apart and just see nothing on the screen but just like mush you ever seen a stone paw stream when he's on like snes rainbow road [ __ ] is not even a stream that's like putting on this on the screen just being rubbed across it i think we're trying to fix that issue what's your all this is my all this is my all and my main i haven't done a main channel stream like all year i've just been doing alt streams on my main stream still on break oh yeah no we've been on break i stream at 20k bitrate and can't even watch overwatch at 1080. but you can't do that that guy's not even lying because their their name is abby ow you have ow in your net you're streaming overwatch that 20k bitrate no wonder you're not that's a problem first of all no one's watching overwatch second like you can't even go to 20k like they will stop you you know what's crazy is like i heard yesterday that overwatch is apparently making a comeback like they actually like the developers think that this year is like going to be their year why i don't know apparently like the overwatch league is gonna be playing on overwatch two beta even though we can't play the game like the overwatch league will be playing on it that makes uh sense yeah which is a little strange and then i don't know maybe they'll have something coming out this year but isn't overwatch two just overwatch with more [ __ ] it is like people [ __ ] on it a bunch i actually think it's a fine idea i think they needed to like reset the game but like because the other one you can but it's like the multiplayer so there's gonna be like the campaign but like they made it 5v5 and says 6v6 now which is like i think good and like they're launching with like defined roles whereas like the last game just kind of made up as they went along it could be cool but you know it's going to be overwatch honor are you baptized you better be baptized man um i think i'm just telling you baptized i think i am good thank you have you heard about the 9v9 domination mode that's happening in apex no i haven't i don't play apex the only battle royale that i actually think was somewhat fun is fortnite also warzone was kind of fun did you ever play warzone no never that was pretty fun i don't know why i just stopped i guess i stopped playing it because like you need like cod cold war to do [ __ ] i didn't like that game didn't cold war play exactly the same as modern warfare though no it was like it was [ __ ] because like they launched cold war it was still on the old cod engine after moderator was on the new one and then they had to bring those weapons into war zone which was still on modern warfare it was like a whole it like it was just a product of like them making games every year it was just a huge mistake they [ __ ] themselves even harder with vanguard didn't they yeah that game is sold terribly i mean that one's in the monorail for engine but it just no one wants to play a world war ii game yeah sycamo actually stop linking how many times i could be like hey don't link it everybody are people asking for like non-boots on the ground [ __ ] now yeah i've seen that and i'm like oh my god shut up like do not listen these people we do not want jetpacks in call of duty advanced warfare was fun for like a second yeah advancement was like a cool gimmick dude like if they didn't make cold war i'd probably still be playing like modern warfare 2019 i like that game it was pretty fun it was a good one oh the [ __ ] apartment mission yeah [ __ ] dude apparently the whole like new game is like the third mode in modern warfare 2 this year is like based around that mission you have a bunch like randomly generated [ __ ] you can like do with friends gun fight was cool gun fight was great they did a lot of good stuff in there but gunfight was just from uh mw3 well it was called face off in mw3 i guess i liked face-off i was amazed they never brought back any of the face-off maps for gunfight they should have done that gunfight was super fun though that guy's right did they bring back gunfight for cold war vanguard no they didn't bring it back it was like one of the best things about that game oh they did do it okay or cold war why'd you choose streaming over other careers that's a stupid question especially you've overwatched your name why the [ __ ] you play overwatch over other games that's the overwatch guy what the [ __ ] what oh puts me behind the jump again dude this is my nice race get the [ __ ] off mario kart after this dude i've made that shortcut every single race because 200 cc i followed every time when is the wordle stream i suck at wordle that's not true i'm not that bad but i've been doing really good recently i do pretty good when i start off with like ghosts that's like my word i've noticed that i do good with that one i never met someone who's good at tuning cc and also hates it great cc is just not something i enjoy [Music] holy [ __ ] wait what is that shortcut you just did or tried to do it's a shortcut that just doesn't work included cc i've nev i didn't not even know that was a part of the map yeah no i always takes away all the shortcuts because you go too fast no like genuinely i've never seen that part of the map my entire life no matter what speed oh [ __ ] there's a couple more i can show you those secret i'm gone for now all right man i'll see you i'm going for now later dude bye bye all right i'm not leaving just yet chet i'm not leaving how long have been live two three and a half hours i'll stream for 30 more minutes we'll do a little bit of pokemon at least 31 minutes until like i'm way too hungry like i have to leave we'll do this completing the pokedex for god order food okay but i also need to go get bumper food i guess i could doordash like two separate things right like i could doordash petsmart and then also doordash i could just get to that i mean that's an option right let me find let's see let's find bumper food on here shop your favorite brands pet stores petsmart cat feed bumper fries i don't even he gets like adult food now can i find his like food on here smart blend indoor advantage adult cat food [ __ ] it i'll get him this you can get 22 pounds of that [ __ ] oh my god i don't think you need that get him a mr beast burger he would probably love that he would probably like eat that [ __ ] up doordash dude gonna be ripped 22 pound cap i probably should get him the same one he's been eating but i don't know how to even sort this okay dry cat food here we go i'm gonna look for his bran dude there's like way too many cat foods like how am i supposed to know like which one i'm picking there's 500 items in here this is why like hassan's kind of convinced me the whole socialism thing it's like if there was just one government cat food that was like give this to your cat like i would trust the government like i'm american you know like i would trust them my cat eats royal canine for sensitive stomach that's not socialism that's not socialism you say you tell me hassan buying a car isn't socialism that's the most badass social i've ever seen okay i think this is his food or the one that like he should eat i'm going to order from petsmart that's sixteen dollars over there this is such a waste i could go out i could go out and go get this i'm not ordering this hello connor it is me from the future i don't much time left so i need to do this immediately take your shirt off please only hope i don't have cam set up but i mean i could i don't think that's an alien i don't think that's real i don't think that that's legitimate can't take his shirt off because it's already off yeah i've been shooting naked this whole time and just everybody's just been hanging out like nothing was happening looks pretty sick i haven't even seen it yet i can't expense have you seen this yeah holding the aim button apparently like makes you okay you know what i am going to order i just realized i don't want to go anywhere i'm ordering the [ __ ] cat food ordered boom and i'm going to order the [ __ ] wendy's too and i'm going to eat all of it on stream including the cat food i'ma eat all of it right here order me some wendy's you ready to play fortnite but that is not the real dwayne the rock johnson shares substitution substitution preferences okay substitutes it's just all like the same food sure okay now i can do does it let me do two orders at once now i order fast food and i say i want say wendy's well my 10-piece nuggies large fry nestle pure life water bottle taken straight from underprivileged kids that nestle does it and then give me another fry i want more [ __ ] i'll take two fries i'm feeling crazy [ __ ] it i'll take i'll take more nuggies too [ __ ] it i'm going crazy give me another six piece nugget wendy's nuts fitting shut up do that boom and then go back down here i went six count i don't want the spicy ones if they're spicy they hurt my tongue ouchy i ain't trying to do that white okay yeah i am white are you surprised is this like a shock to you did you not know this white people's sad don't type that i forgot about that i forgot about that don't type that wait where the [ __ ] are the nuggies oh here they are that was a wow that was such an out of pocket emote like that was crazy i could not believe my eyes when someone typed that yesterday genuinely could not believe my eyes good emote it was so funny that [ __ ] was that [ __ ] was out of pocket okay i'm ordering my food sorry for the delay sorry i've already been sitting here doing nothing although what else is new i've got big plans for streams whenever like i'm feeling good but if you have i just haven't been feeling great lately emote equivalent of the c word yeah pretty much forehead just feel better what are you moving at some point it's just a whole [ __ ] ordeal to have to move too that's not even why i just haven't been feeling good sometimes your mental just like randomly doesn't feel good and that's how i've been for like honestly like the past month can you do more eu streams i'd never stay up this late no [ __ ] you fish boy ross i'll kick your ass mayor of nyc that apologized for saying the c word wait he did that's so funny he's like hassan they should stream together have you caught arceus yet no that's the whole thing of that what i'm doing here i need to like get to arceus i just realized you play minecraft on the dream smp literally never talking to you again i hope you die in a fire okay thank you dwayne the rock johnson twitch for the chat message i'll see you next time man he says he loves the stream okay this is where the mod champ said the guy was talking about last night so watch this if you're not a pokemon master you might be a little confused on what's going on here but watch this you throw that berry he goes ooh yummy berry and then boom i flank i flank like this gigaton ball he's eating that berry it's gonna make him more likely to be caught which is perfect because then i do one of these now he's in the ball easiest catch in my life pokemon master conrad's pants i'm still looking for something here right my pokemon have you caught so this is my decks we need to catch every single one but not complete they're dead we don't have to get level 10 on all of them thankfully we just need to catch them all so my issue right now is i need the eevees i need um what else do i need hold on we have a pallet on we need ursa luna so i have to do a quick wait okay we should figure out that quest i need to get honors to luna here because i have to do that hold on you need some [ __ ] dude we got to stop with like saying like you need [ __ ] because you know what you really don't what you really need is you need to love yourself and find god ow okay i think the guy might be underground do you love yourself we're working on it ow you do need [ __ ] fat ass wait dwayne the rock johnson i'm banning you you're not even the real dwayne you're just some guy oh oh you can you and sneezer get me back up there here it comes again this thing's gonna eat them this is about to get eaten by this go james gordon how are you liking the game dude i love it i can name my dark ride james gordon it's terrifying james corden now get him james oh [ __ ] james corden got frostbite wait isn't frostbite like literally like special attack freeze now [Music] it's a special burn yeah yeah that's super annoying that's good i did that though for as stupid as this game's battling system is sometimes like there's some good ideas here i can just catch this thing let's get loud i was hanging out with my friend toby watching this stream and how did it escalate to getting threatened every few minutes shut the [ __ ] up fish boy kick your ass can i catch this do you like the strong agile thing i think it needs to be refined but i think it's a cool idea [Music] connor is everything okay at home have you been playing league off stream again i'm gonna be honest league is like hoping whenever i feel sad league's kind of fun you missed her did you save my brother trusty savior are you okay that's how you know i'm not okay i mean i'm serious i've kind of been enjoying it it's my b day today [ __ ] off i'm venting the chat about how i play league okay but here's the thing maybe this may sound a little bit better what one of the things that's really fun is just playing teemo because then you play teemo and then everybody gets really pissed off and like the other team's like calling you slurs that you like kill yourself and you're just pissing them off the whole time and that makes it kind of fun because then it's like okay well their day is now worse than mine because they're playing against my character like it's kind of like i'm watching the world burn [Music] i think juan is so i need to look out for a little while and we're like a long while a real long while oh my god he gave me the pete block holy [ __ ] but it worked wait that guy wasn't lying i actually got the item finally holy [ __ ] connor is only a few steps away from streaming genshen dude i did stream genji and they sponsored me you know what it was a good stream plays league mental health goes down no it wasn't yes it was it was a pretty good stream it was funny we had the character that was like we switched the japanese voice and holy [ __ ] dude their audio lines were crazy they're on their lines were wild like she was like she was like she was like oh my god like she was like getting [ __ ] on stream and we were just allowed to play that that was the craziest thing you should see this one girl who pulls out a sword out of her boobs as a special move this is where clint's been isn't it thanks a secret gentian player all right we have the pete blog so what do i do how to e i'm going to google how to evolve ursulina so i would have started playing genshin and i bet i bet they were all nice about it too they were like omg tuple play what you want heart love you love the stream [Music] you gotta wait for a full moon use pete block with a full moon so i just like keep wait resting till nightfall and hoping that it's a full moon okay let's find our earth right i want to evolve the alpha i think i have an alpha uh where's like the alpha indicator maybe i don't have one maybe i lied did i lie am i a liar wait i'm a liar but i'm literally a liar guys holy [ __ ] i'm sorry i guess i didn't have one two-faced connor i'm sorry boys i'm sorry liars go to hell that is true that is actually entirely true liars do go to hell be careful one streamer two faces there's one in the crimson ireland's okay but i just want to evolve this [ __ ] so this guy be streaming yeah that's facts retweet and rest till nightfall is it a full moon doesn't look like it don't know it's snowy i guess it is actually the moon is always full no are you dumb have you seen the sky before sometimes the moon is not there you have to wait a bit you devolve it in the ursa's ring in the crimson irelands do you actually wait for full moon oh you have to wait for the weather okay i don't want it to rain anyways i'm able to see it grew stole the moon that movie came out like right as like i was getting too old for those kind of movies i never got too into it minions didn't do it for me although i will say the minion movie was not as bad as i thought it'd be when i saw it i remember taking my little brother to see that movie and it not being like that bad like there was like a whole bit where like the minions like pull out like a gun and like well no like they're like riding with a family and the family like pulls out a gun and they just like rob a bank and i'm like oh my god like that's crazy like that's kind of funny like i giggled i little w i saw you following over analyzing avatar on twitter a favorite out episode favorite avatar episode um let me think what would it be i think day of black sun that special episode i think that's the best work like it's not like the climax of the show but it is like right before well it's what you think it is we're like zuko finally is like confronts his dad like that i think that's probably the best of the show i also like always like i've always remembered distinctly the [ __ ] library episode with like the owl i don't know if it was like that good but something about the set piece of the episode like never leaves my head [Music] when toff's like holding up the the tower did you only watch avatar last year two years ago i re-watched it last year okay that's not a full moon that [ __ ] is not full i watched it last year but like i watched like episodes as like a kid and i didn't like realize like i did until i started watching this show and i was like oh my god wait i remember this [Music] don't know got donut wall there's a quest we have to wait for a full moon to cycle fairy dance these will do this and at the same time oh really okay where is that which number is the clefairy quest oh here it is speak with a stare connor i have her selena just keep saying until it's compatible anything anyone else says is a liar you can also go directly into nightfall oh that's kind of badass thank you to that guy my girlfriend turned into the moon dude saka pulled so hard in that show that's crazy actual giga chad he showed up to like the north and then pulled like the princess who was hot and then she died and became the moon and then he pulled the suki it's crazy mina thank you for the a thousand viewer host holy [ __ ] welcome welcome hey welcome to stream hey hey my name is connor hope you guys enjoy i play fortnite you know me you know me i like fortnite of course he's a silly guy that's that chatter's first message welcome to the stream i am a silly guy ha i got jokes i haven't had many jokes lately but i do have jokes you give me time give me practice i'll have jokes what is this how's it going there raid prayer dear god bless these raiders i'm in you're welcome it was an honor to play against connor esports oh we played against you today hell yeah did we beat you or did you beat us [Music] they beat you i'm pissed you were in cartagena crew oh my god dude [Music] back where i came from clefairy could come out and dance on nights with the full moon when i heard eric leferi here i wonder if they dance too go to the fabled spring and go [ __ ] kill them have you completed the pokedex no what a dumb question you see the title it's like completing the pokedex like i'm actively doing that my flatmates are having a domestic dispute right now y'all ever live in like a complex and like hear like domestic disputes and you're like damn like i'm not gonna do anything about this but like that sounds crazy because that happens sometimes oh what shiny real okay hold on hold on we can find a ryolu hold on wait a minute hold on wait a minute okay so i save here right and then i also save when i get there turn off auto save now only save here you save it camp only saving the camp so don't save here so say when i get to the carriage i just saved already but also save when i get here me and my roommates all peek through the blinds as they fought outside dog [ __ ] shiny dude you're wrong yellow riolu goes crazy okay now save gotcha omg boys my wendy's is here wendy's hold on hold on yeah i'm living like a loser honestly i just realized i haven't left this place since i got home this is my excuse to go out today was to like go get food and to go get the cat food and then i just door dash both of those things bag alert major bag alert major key alert what is the dj khaled do now is he still around where did he go did you see that austin john posted a new video dude no i didn't i didn't see that pull out my medium fry he has two children one day i'm gonna have two kids they're gonna be like rich and successful bumper no no i'm sorry buddy but you cannot have wendy's kitties do not eat wendy's food i'm sorry dude i know you like french fries now because i gave you a taste but they're just they're not for you yummy no no no bumper bumper no bumper no remember no no look go get this go get this toy go get this toy wow oh oh he just sat on the keyboard hopefully oh [ __ ] am i still alive am i live f okay i'm still live sorry for that sorry about that little interruption there i'm eating food no bumper i'm sorry bud bumper kim bumper fry incident legendary moment when are you eating the cat food oh yeah i did say i'd do that dude that was crazy when minx just straight up [ __ ] ate that [ __ ] on slack stream like she just took a handful of the [ __ ] captain just ate it what is wrong with her [Music] you know what also i love about minx is how she'll keep up like this like i'm insane but and like her chat will just eat it up like we raided minks last night and she was like having like a breakdown on stream and her chat was like connor you made it at a bad time like this is bad and like they're like jenny like minks you're not a terrible person minx it's okay it's just i love it i love it minx is awesome i would never say it to her face but i actually think minx is very talented and awesome very funny i would never tell her to if you weren't that bad of a mood in stream did i sound like i'm in a bad mood i'm not in a bad mood i'm in just normal dude that was the first time chatter dude don't tell me what to do [ __ ] you now i'm in a bad mood bumper no you pissed me off all right let's catch some riolu's oh come on oh great now they're all pissed off great now i have to kill them valkyrie bumper no bumper this is not kitty food man bumper no no comfort no why does he not learn they were talking about minx bro not you oh when they said the end stream oh that makes more sense oh i just actually fought this thing i meant to catch it cats love human food keck w don't keck w here [ __ ] you how dare you you're supposed to be catching these things i'm killing them i'm murdering all these poor little children bumper no this dude just does not understand no man it's becoming a problem he thinks it's his name and not a command to be fair he is probably hungry he's like i'm a bumper your door dash isn't here yet man they're not here yet you need to actually punish the cat connor but then the cat cat the chat capital league colons and then i feel bad and bumper gets sad and then i'm sad and everybody's sad dude how the [ __ ] these things keep seeing me okay i'm the worst you know what i give up i'm resetting i give up we're not getting a shiny ruler i'm eating my noggy so it's all about you yes the stream is literally all about me i'm even safe back there that's funny bumper bumper no no no bumper i'm sorry i don't want to spray but i have to no i'm so sorry i hate being mean to you i can't do it i can't do it i'm gonna be a terrible father i thought i'd be a great father i'm gonna be terrible maybe i'm gonna be terror i'm gonna not be able to tell them no bumper no oh no bumper he's like crouched down like crawling like he can like get like he can like sneak around as if i don't see him does he want chicken he wants chicken and french fries he wants both will you love your kid yes i will bupper if you knock that off the table i will stop loving you if you knock this off the table i'm going to be so sad that's going to say to my kids if you disobey again i am going to stop loving you like i'm out i give up this shit's conditional now like that's a that's a wild threat toxic parenting bumper no sir no no i'm sorry bud i'm sorry no i'm so sorry i hate spraying you i'm so sorry it makes me so sad it breaks my heart you gotta associate a word like enough by saying it when you spray him then that might work when he's being a rap scallion no i'd say no i do say no but i think he doesn't care anymore connor check out this ee clip ee lol you say that too often yeah you're honestly right like something's like wrong might have jot what is giant what is john are you guys talking i thought you guys were talking about pyro what is gyro what does that mean [Music] oh my that's funny that's a good e-clip ee lol [Music] still no full moon i'm pissed i'm pissed off or maybe it is a full moon who knows let's fly over there i'm gonna sleep watch you now connor goodbye okay [Applause] i mean to be fair bumper did stop now like i now that i sprayed him that time like he got he he left even the other side of the room he's just kind of sitting over there looking at his water now all depressed he's doing that thing he does or he just kind of sits there and just stares at his walk that is water kind of looks at it oh [ __ ] that's a bunch of toxic i rolled up in the wrong neighborhood bumper jambo podcast meow meow meow meow it's because you sprayed him dude don't say that you're gonna break my heart i'm gonna start crying you know how much i love this [ __ ] cat oh my god that's a is that an alpha klepha what the [ __ ] it's terrifying see if it gets in the bowl oh my god all right i got it it's time to spill the beans in my secret operation i've created 3 000 different twitch accounts to pretend to be your fans i'm the only one here oh my god i knew it i had my suspicions no bumper dude when the [ __ ] is it gonna be a full ass moon it's just pissing me off where do you get dark cry um in a secret spot it's a secret i'm not telling you you also have to own like brilliant diamond and shining pearl or one of them chat you're being cringed they're not being that cringe it's better than the chat not moving i'll take whatever i can get people get too upset it's twitch chat who cares you have to go on the late late show with james gordon and throw a pokeball at him i feel like i could beat up james corden bumper no if you come here and try to get this food i'm gonna be mad i'll be angry all right you know what i'm just gonna head out i think i'm tired i'm tired i've had enough i don't feel like catching pokemon right now i feel like watching a movie and laying down watching a movie also i want to hang out with bumper i'm gonna give him attention because he obviously wants attention he's farming it he's farming it hard he demands it uh maybe i'll be back later tonight with a later stream who knows i might just chill tonight though get some rest uh i do owe you watching 2025 sometime soon i do maybe we'll do it tomorrow who knows um we're gonna raid uh popper no no no don't put your head in there don't you do that we're gonna raid somebody russell's russell's title says host me we're gonna do what he says it's black history month we love russell thank you guys for hanging out today i will see you all tomorrow have a great evening and uh please subscribe bye

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Length: 236min 40sec (14200 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 07 2022