xQc Goes Full Tryhard In Mario Kart

just us as a being our thoughts just us being a conscious being there's no way this is zipped it right like there's got to be more to it right all of life all of whatever dude us what a well it's just like a like like a small like civil creature surely there's more to it [Music] right this can't be it it's just kind of lame [Music] something it can't be nothing what happens when it's over you know oh i forgot to put the controller in [ __ ] [Music] it can't be nothing it can't be it has to be an experience of something yeah it has to be something [Music] why not just think about it there's a i've always been i've been this before i already watched something it was kind of interesting you know whatever it's like um think about you being born you have a minute you know it's like um it's like you waking up but you never went to sleep right so does it really make sense to go to sleep and never wake up [Music] not really i feel like there's still something that is living and alive there's something organic in your skull right it's there's something tangible in this life that is organic and in your head you should be like asleep but even though you you're getting it's still that activity not the same you're dead there's nothing [Music] right [Music] [Music] it's got something damn how does it go mods mods um you can pick up the doubters oh my god i can't believe it's dude it did it don't sometimes have these thoughts right and you think about something and like oh my god and it's kind of scary i've had it earlier well i was thinking about i was thinking about existing and then i got really i was i got really scared i'm like [ __ ] dudes [ __ ] this i'm gonna think about something else let's get this guy was yeah i think it's the philosopher um alan watts that i i heard that from him and i read a little bit about that it it makes sense a little bit but it's not like nobody knows it's not like pure we wake up every day on a floating rock in the middle of space full of other hot and cold floating rocks while we spin faster than people losing their money to nfts it all makes no sense loud just glad to be able to watch my favorite juicer everyday excuse elle [Music] [Music] in my life i've never never ever ever gone middle i've never been earlier what [Music] yeah but whenever you sleep though what [Music] when you sleep and you have dreams it's your brain though you don't cease to exist because you're sleeping while you're sleeping the world and disappear you're still here brother man [Music] [Music] uh [Music] ah [Music] [Music] yeah i'm crazy in this game and i don't mind talking or thinking about these topics that much because i feel like it i mean i can't usually it makes me appreciate even more it makes me even wanna you know maybe even be more alive more happy to be you know [Music] maybe that makes you happy believers i don't know when chad gets all like religious all of a sudden sometimes and it's like it's like dude it doesn't have to be tied to a religion i feel like a thought or whatever does that doesn't have to be doesn't have to be linked to a school of thought of a religion or or an analogically grouped thing what's a time to be alive you just have a thought on its own it doesn't really do anything now just because a bigger people think that way or about that thought come on now [Music] i just can't but feel that even though we're kind of a we're kind of humans are kind of a marvel we're also kind of lame though like all of everything dude all of everything and this is the best way that we could come up with this this really did this the best that we could do [ __ ] man no shot it is no shot all the universe and this is all we got [Music] [Music] have we peeked is there something we can do are we going home tonight [Music] it's bald in medieval times well nothing frustrates me more than some of the things in the medieval times whatever [Music] was against getting smarter and more analytical about the world then when people like shut down stuff that was like you know it's kind of upsetting [Music] we put so many barriers and i don't put them like oh you know something i don't you must be a magician and like what she'll have either [Music] you think you're a magician you think you're a genius you're homeless you're a dumb [ __ ] shut up you can't pay rent not because you're stupid because of java because you bought a [ __ ] ape on a [ __ ] jpeg okay it's not because you're poor because you're [ __ ] stupid yes [Music] [Music] your mother i [ __ ] her yeah i [ __ ] your mother jim [ __ ] you wasn't thinking about i don't remember what i'm saying about it was it was terrible i forgot before the jpegs [Music] only some people are special enough to push humanity forward we got this but people in the future will always be comfortable with the present like most people are today why the medieval times yeah i was i was reading um i wasn't reading a book i was listening to an audio book about um about some [ __ ] and um they were they were talking about um how in the medieval times people have to be i had to be very very smart in the way that they uh interacted with some of these powerful people like uh like a king or like or like like a prince and sometimes we would have to be unattractive or unfunny on purpose in order not to die right because otherwise somebody just being themselves would be threatened threatening to get the law of power you read the book of that because even you just existing or just being yourself it would be too much or too good to be threatening to a king or something so if you make a joke and you're too funny or you're too handsome and you you would just die because they they would kill you they would feel threatened [Music] so i i wasn't it i would i would have not existed from online during those times on there i would have disappeared instantaneously i'm the most handsome smartest funniest at being out there that would have been the end for me boys [Music] uh [Music] uh [Music] i was a gesture what it went past me [Music] house [Music] hey jim your mother's father [Music] whatever jim jump jump [Music] [Music] oh my god oh my god settle down i know what i was doing i was getting chad a little bit of a little bit of a whoa relax i know what i'm doing damn dude viagora's molding he says he's going to ruin my white list if i don't tell him what the [ __ ] another thing is chill out but folks i love my picture of a monkey hanging in my mind and craft house it will get me all the riches at least i swear it's not so bad not being able to eat lunch once you learn to live off the scraps in the garbage i agree potters i don't tell him if he's gonna if he's gonna bet his admin powers and his whitelist on on it if he doesn't make it then i'll tell him [Music] well really reading some of this [ __ ] that made me appreciate that um some of the pioneers of the old times because not only did they have to be smart enough to figure out new [ __ ] they also had to um be smart about how they presented in order not not to die or be harmed by evil you know you have to be like double smart pretty much you know like actual chances [Music] like shakespeare i'm pretty shakespeare just wrote stuff did you know was it like some sort of scientist some [ __ ] [Music] you're just gonna roll points no that's not that crazy i mean it is i mean it's not that crazy i'm sorry i'm just saying it's just not you probably maybe you're an art andy you don't agree but it's this writing text [Music] well i'm not baiting you what [Music] [Music] you're gonna look back i had i had millions of heckles in chat and my gameplay was art and i i i received pushback and insults based on my gameplay and my gameplay was little are artistic the minds to the pioneering and the most crazy risk insane gameplay [Music] [Applause] [Music] hold up tell me somebody [Music] is that a quick gaming i think sounds good equipping a little [ __ ] sucker [Music] why are you calling bald chat at least i'm going to retire rich with a rubbish bin made of gold foil and my wife does cook a tasty dish yes i said my wife as i can't go for [ __ ] and restart his kid in the army i don't want to get you down real boy another [ __ ] you chat under the egg which [Music] wow [Music] jim [Music] interstellar you know when they have the robots and they put honesty settings i feel like it on a daily basis you wouldn't really be a successful uh being or whatever if you're honestly setting it was always at 100 though you just even though you're right was the time you're wrong just because [Music] literally [Music] you know you're right then you would overall at the end hey be wrong we'll have the result when he was wrong i know you're right you know that sucks [Music] [Music] did i hit him i did hit him i'm insane i'm crying in this game [Music] i got far ahead of him look look look i got sometimes foreign no wrong one right just some point of view yeah let's say i don't know what i was gonna say hey xqc i've been subbed for 49 months and you still haven't added me to [Music] facebook let's say you go on a date on a date right you want a date anything's going well everybody's happy everybody's happy right and you're kind of kind of horny [Music] right and you're asking oh man why are you here the person asks you and you know for a fact the answer is cause i'm trying to [ __ ] it right right that's that is the honest answer but if you said that truthful answer every time would you be successful [Music] probably not probably not but you know for a fact that you know for a fact that that's truthful answer and the other person also knows that this relationship will answer but if you give them an answers answer and they don't fall apart [Music] wait [Music] that's a sniper dude you're such a loser brother [Music] are you kidding me dude [Music] i got you [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] [Music] what [Applause] yo jim jim jim you throwing shoves at me will not make your mom less fat because she's a [ __ ] obelisk your mother is a immense she's a whole mountain [ __ ] [Music] [Music] what now [Music] [Applause] oh they got thundershocked oh my god they got thundershocked why was ghana hey xqc you're three days behind your japanese lessons the gaming warlord looking choke hawaii today [Music] probably get some food soon where's my phone look what i got that's disgusting that's disgusting i dropped like eight eight uh how do you call that eight glasses full of like water coke bunch of [ __ ] all on a desk that everything on the night table is just full of garbage so whenever i i tried to pull some chips out and there was like a puddle puddle of coke inside the [ __ ] chip sack [Music] that's just that's just disgusting everything's talking weta what is the telescope was that a game [Music] [Music] you [ __ ] rat what [Music] i'm crazy this game that was that's art put that in the [ __ ] books right there put in the book that was our [Music] that was not as art though i'm gonna do it i guess [Music] what [Music] uh [Music] [Music] um [Music] i think auto stays on though i think it's kind of closed up three three [Music] yeah trying to be fair i mean be fair why would i be fair to the doubters the point is why would i tell this to be fair the whole point is that you bet on the right thing there's no fairness you bet on the correct outcome it's top three that's it i'm not gonna i'm not gonna change it what how is it how is it fair it's just how the how it's made [Music] it's mirror this is one of the the map is the most confusing um on there [ __ ] you dude [Music] you tried it this sniper hey jim jim hey jimmy [Music] what [Music] guys this new sound can we remove that [Music] here [Music] she's [Music] uh [Music] ah [Music] [Music] i played that meticulously that guy's that was meticulous catch up guys listen i'm just how it is yesterday i ordered some another today california california pizza kitchen and i ordered a spaghetti bolognese and it was fun it was dog [ __ ] it was dog [ __ ] it was so bad what's wrong the meat didn't taste like meat um it was way too herby because the the noodles were overcooked so soggy it's so like a puffy [ __ ] off man what was that brother [Music] also what does mcdonald ask why does mcdonald act like they're above cooking dinner at breakfast oh no we don't do that here guys you guys it's not the time [ __ ] you serve actual cancer they've been give me my cancer i don't get it [Music] take that back you can't say i'll take it back [Music] i made a joke and maybe you're upset about it i mean you have the right to but the women the way i worried it was like they sort of said people say is like actual actual cancer but i want it so you know give me it [Music] give me it [Music] [Music] i want that [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] that was insane what [Music] what [Music] stop stop with the [ __ ] break snipers break it snipers break break break break break break [Applause] [Music] yeah i want to have hamburger at this time yeah that's what i want now maybe we could get instead i could get a i could get um i could get a and this looks disgusting i'm not gonna get that every shooting star in the sky is another xqc falling off rainbow road shut up where the [ __ ] are you man [Music] i know what i want and i can't none of that [Music] hold up [Music] okay i'm adding that i'm adding this to carts hold up boys i'm just getting some food up in here no no no no no [Music] um [Music] what [Music] uh [Music] [Music] [Music] ah [Music] it's so [ __ ] bad [Music] hmm [Music] [Music] [Music] stop it [Music] so [ __ ] annoying dude like are you done okay where did you get this no not none of this save add four of these one of these add at the cart [ __ ] man [Music] okay got it it's working boys it's working out we got this or at least i do done [Music] number nine large what is it i'd have forgotten it is extra fries chad give me damn why is sauce so good what is it about sauce that makes it so good dipping sauce sauce gravy what is that too it's so good man it has sugar fat and sugar why are all the things good bad for you who who designed life like this wanna make all things that are bad for you bad is it that hard [Music] oh [Music] [Music] a little shortcut here what's this boys sleeper [Music] where'd you sing that [Music] yes [Music] [Music] don't you get chad please break it break it break it break it break it guys break break if you're a sniper breaker break think about the families the people who vote for for for positive break [Music] [Music] my brother went back to university and my mum packed all my underwear in his bag i've had to survive going everywhere commando for a week even at the gym can you please make me feel better by pinching your fingers at the camera xqcl i wanna mom my skin hurts a lot i shaved and it kind of hurts and that's is dry [Music] it hurts it hurts [Music] don't worry dory today oh it'll be so good then we'll see two years [Music] [Music] whether i have the answers or not dean's a good job [Music] ah [Music] uh [Music] what's the name again taymac gave me uh signups for uh booking so sorry i i could do solo copy all you know is uh generic stops pursuits other [ __ ] [Music] traffic stops pursuits [Music] what else [Music] okay what else [Music] white face [Music] later today yeah we are of course of course you getting it we're doing we're doing we're doing a big ass juicer for the casino do you think you think that we're going to get the hints to work on the hint we're going to finish it great and everything and not do a nice cool roll place behind it we're all going to dress up cool and [ __ ] [Music] so [Music] [Music] yeah what i don't have espos i'm boosting of course i don't they're kidding me yeah how long if i get the ground they're gonna get that i'm like halfway through europe's been good i don't give a [ __ ] i don't know i don't know what people say it's been it's been a lot of fun [Music] wow uh yes [Music] oh [Music] i'm rather than no big soul no i didn't i should hire amaranth to do what she does in real life in the pixel and just clean my money instead [Music] money [Music] that's nice that's not mean that's very nice [Music] wow [Music] break a break if you're a sniper please break come on now break break break you don't [ __ ] what's up i'm [Music] do [Music] sorry i was saying that the fight horse i didn't play low i don't know if i'll put a lot league in it also one more i'm trying for you to come in and so we could go do a little bit of a little bit of chill wait what happened with my order what wrapping up [ __ ] [Music] i don't know what [Music] uh [Music] [Music] get [ __ ] on [Music] let's make sure oh sniper andy dude so lame actually so lame though [Music] that's fine that'll run oh wow and guys my youtube is this guys nobody cares nobody cares yes [Music] what [Applause] [Music] dude dude dude dude snipers are just [ __ ] lame i'm trying to say snipers are a bunch of [ __ ] that's little snipers though that's the snipers what that's just snipers [Music] okay one more more one more [Music] who are you last game [Music] dude [ __ ] you why am i getting pushed by [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh my god i missed it [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh my god okay mods [Music] [Music] hmm [Applause] [Music] excuse yes again last one wrapping up and picking up the order thank you man i'm gonna eat a gum you know what gum it is it's let's say what it is say say say [Music] [Music] um [Music] uh [Music] [Music] no [Music] what [Music] why do you have austria on them [Music] [Music] elsa your dog shouldn't [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] okay you don't know [Music] uh [Music] they're coming elsa fan so bad hey man i'm gonna give you uh one hour timeout how about you go think about what you just said you go [ __ ] [ __ ] man i can't i can't send this person right now you

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Length: 66min 20sec (3980 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 23 2022