The Skyrim Speedrun to murder all the Jarls

hey this is Doug Doug where we solve common everyday problems now today we're going to learn how to murder people really fast by doing a speed run to kill every leader in Skyrim as fast as possible there are nine different cities in the game each one has their own yarl as a leader and we're gonna make a brand new file and kill them all as fast as possible now the timer for a Skyrim Speed Run starts once you get control of your character so the time will begin now and the first order of business is to escape Helgen which you can do very quickly by jumping out onto the walls where you're not supposed to go and then you get your hands Unbound by hadbar and then use an earlier save to do a load warp glitch which basically lets your character warp from hadbar's room out into the open world cave while still having your Unbound hands so now we're out of Helgen with my hands on bound bam so we are completely done with the intro section next we just have to get to a city you could just run to one obviously but there's an extremely fast glitch called horse tilt that lets you build up basically infinite move speed so this is where I'll like fling around the map it probably isn't faster everybody's saying no come on God it's gonna be awesome the goal is gonna be to fly from our current location down here on the map around the mountain and to White Run City this will be fine I bet I won't [ __ ] it up badly to set this up you do a save up the mountain then you come down steal a horse you put them at a weird angle on this Rock You Dismount to build up to an infinite amount of speed and then load your main save file look just because I'm terrible at everything about this doesn't mean I shouldn't do it it's badass cool now I come off of this I fling into the sunset I go back to my quick save and now I'll shoot off into the distance beautifully and land oh God damn it I forgot to I have to be in third person is it gonna save time any second now okay you gotta have some goddamn Faith as long as I land in the water we'll be fine you thought it was glitchless oh bad decision yeah [Music] yeah oh my God so now as long as we went into the water somewhere okay so we're a little bit High maybe we just go to Solitude if you happen to overshoot Whiterun by literally the entire map just pivot in mid-air to a new city oh my God okay we're at Solitude this could work okay all right so now take the carriage here easy all right you made it to a city in just six minutes and now we start phase two every city can be reached with a carriage so we're gonna pay for a carriage ride to all nine cities and discover them so that you can fast travel there later on you have to do this first because the carriage drivers will not give you a ride once you start murdering people the only issue with that is you have no money to pay for carriages because you've only been in Skyrim for six minutes so first you gotta find a shopkeeper in solitude and use the vendor glitch to let you sell his products back to him and steal all his money oh I don't have anything to sell I thought I picked up a bucket okay I need to find something to sell that he would want first Tomatoes okay what do you got for sale we go here I drag this over and press e now I can sell him his own [ __ ] but it's taking a really long time is this gonna be enough money does anybody know you need like 500 who all sells stuff that I have okay you I need money I mean shh [ __ ] we're fine I feel like I'm fine so okay she wants to buy my potatoes now I can sell okay cool I take all her money all right we robbed an old lady using Tomatoes now I go to the carriage and we start hitting all of the different spots to get the Fast Travel then we scoot up to Whiterun we kill the arrow real fast we'll be fine run back out of solitude and buy a carriage ride to all of the cities and you just have to take a few steps to discover that City and then you can warp back to the carriage and do it again I've discovered Dawnstar and I go back to the carriage Fall Creek Fall Creek is discovered this is last one next I go to Whiterun okay now I just have to not [ __ ] it up now we are finally at phase three murder we're gonna start off with white run and a quick way to get to the yarls house is to attack a guard outside he arrests you you go to jail you sleep it off and then you'll be released right outside your victim's house and now we're at dragon's reach now for the murder itself I recommend Flames because then you can keep your distance from the yarl and his guards while attacking that was so clean that was so clean dude 15 minutes let's go [Music] once you're out of the throne room it's actually not very dangerous you just have to escape the guards so use the infinite Sprint glitch to keep your speed up so I just have to get away from them and then I can fast travel to the next one all right that should be far enough now Morthal where the hell is Morthal the next few yarls are in smaller cities like Morthal and they don't actually have a lot of guards over here these are the easy ones though these are the easy ones so next up is Fall Creek wait where's the arrow here I don't know where the ARL is I assume it's this because it's a big where's the door where's the door this has got to be it right it's huge time Dawn starts up next where's they are are you there why is he he's taking so much longer to die we're good Winterhold where the [ __ ] is he here I trust you're not planning any trouble what can I do for you friend [Music] small cities are all done next are the four major cities this is where things could get a little bit more tricky few more people here and she has a lot more help okay dead not too bad rifton has a lot of guards though we're fine oh my god do I have healing I should be using healing okay now we just run off into the sunset three more next up is Markarth where the yarrow lives in a huge Dwarven ruin this one could be really hard to get out of wait where is he where's the where's the arrow I don't know where the RL is where's the arleness I assumed you'd be in his little throne room as bad as the left side left side other left what do you mean just wait till they come back yeah that's probably the best call come on come on you [ __ ] lock door nothing's happening I can't do anything I can't press Escape I can't load I can't do anything this is going great now manually close the game because it's soft locked and start complaining that it's rigged and reload at the beginning of the ruins remember Ulfric will be really fast the last one will be fast there's all right all right we're back in it oh this one's gonna be tough all right stead right Gotta See Dad I can't see yes he said he said I saw his body all right I have infinite sprinklers but I had to jump around holy [ __ ] there's a lot of guards oh my God okay this is actually doable in 30 minutes but it's me real [ __ ] close next up is Solitude the capital city and it's worth mentioning that the world record for beating all of Skyrim is just under 30 minutes so if this goes well you could murder every yarl before the world record holder beats the entire game oh this is gonna be shook me so [ __ ] close [Music] oh my God there's a lot of people she's a lot of help she's dead holy [ __ ] let's go is there any way for me to get out of solitude faster is there any way I can speed this up maybe I can go here still where's the guard there's a guard [Music] and now the final yarl [Music] 30 34 dude oh come on if it didn't soft lock it might have won come on dude that was pretty fast but it doesn't quite beat the Skyrim world record so we tried some new strats for run number two after you escape Helgen and fling yourself across the map there's actually a hidden chest in the dirt outside of solitude this chest is used to store all of the Khajiit Caravans gold and items but you can just access it through the floor so just grab all the cat people money instead of robbing the old lady in solitude then you can take the carriages all over town and head to White Run to start The Killing wait I'm missing oh my God no can I [ __ ] it up I killed the wrong guy is he where's the yarl he's dead he said he said Jesus Christ we also found some faster exits in the other cities Riften for example has a back door exit that's right next to the throne room and in Markarth we tried not soft locking the game all right let's kill this guy and get out of here oh my God I didn't think he would pull it off in time foreign okay here's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna attack him from the table why did he do this you do this the first time how did I kill him fast enough who said it was a good idea to do this one second to last [ __ ] all right I have to dodge a shout I have to dodge it is he dead okay he's dead after Ulfric was killed we tried a new strategy where the game glitches and permanently prevents you from fast travel no matter how far away you run and so I tried another new strategy of resetting the game to fix it and that actually worked so then we finished out the run in solitude and finally lsf what's your dad time 23 10. how much time did I lose on that stupid bug that run was way faster it saved over seven minutes which means we've beaten the Skyrim world record but only if you count the loading screens technically most runs are counted without load time and so the real world record is 22 minutes and 58 seconds if we can shave off another 33 seconds from our time we can beat the world record so we went back to the drawing board up until this point I'd been killing each yarl then running out of the city until the guards would stop chasing me but someone in chat suggested that I could just immediately get arrested after murdering the yarl I would go to jail and then I could fast travel away which would save the time of running away from the guards we weren't positive this would actually work because the guards might just fight me to the death if I literally just killed their leader in front of them especially because you're not even supposed to be able to kill the yarls I had to change a setting in the Skyrim files but it was worth a shot plus this would mean that we don't have to do all the carriage rides up front because the drivers will forgive you after you go to jail so we rearranged City order based on proximity and moved Markarth to last place because you'll get permanently stuck in a quest line if you get arrested there and with this bold new plan in place we started run number three just like before you jump on the walls you do the load warp you get out of Helgen and then you set up your horse tilt [Music] oh my god let's [ __ ] go oh that was a close one I was a little [ __ ] close to that dock all right so at this point it's new strats the whole way down now steal the money from the chest and the floor and head towards the first yarl in solitude also we have to hope that they don't kill me if I kill the ARL I didn't actually test that yeah we'll be fine foreign the queen of Skyrim are you guys cool now no no no why not why not why not why not [Music] all right we cool now what they they kill me all right we're running who said that you can just go to jail all right so they're not cool if you murder the queen and you do have to run away this is really bad because the entire new strategy depends on getting arrested after each murder that's because he was on fire got it no they're not doing it nobody was on fire only she was on fire it does not work all right I gotta test this so we can figure out how the mechanics of this work who's the arrow you are all right so what if I run for like a few seconds and now people what say you in your defense so the guards will arrest you as long as you wait a few seconds after the murder then they're totally fine with it for some reason which means the jail Strat will still work from here on out next up is Ulfric if I can kill him quick that'd be good Dodge the shout [Music] getting arrested here sends you to jail you sleep it off and travel to the next city the pace here is insane I'm not quick saving or anything I'm playing a little loose two more and now there's only one yarl left dude this is happening this is happening last stop Markarth it could crash or do something stupid but if it doesn't crash and the dude is actually in the right spot this time that's an easy sub 20. here's the armor there's no time I have to beat the world record okay he's not there we'll wait until he's there just don't [ __ ] crash game yes oh he was like [Music] and time let's go 1921 that's [ __ ] girl world records good [ __ ] day to be a believer and so in just over 19 minutes you can start a new game glitch the intro fly off a horse Rob some cats and murder every member of the Skyrim aristocracy that is how Skyrim is meant to be played I have to pay 40 gold well I started with 750 gold and after paying all of the bounties I now have 350 left so it takes about 400 gold to murder every leader in Skyrim and that's how you do this speedrun I hope you learned a lot about murder today be sure to subscribe if you did and you can try this speedrun too if you change the settings because if enough people try it maybe it'll turn into a real speedrun category because it's actually really really fun and with that said I think my work here in Skyrim is done come on Pinkie Pie let's go home [Music] foreign [Music]

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Length: 14min 56sec (896 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 26 2021