Can I beat Donkey Kong 2 if every death gets WAY more expensive?

today i'll be attempting to beat all of donkey kong country 2 one of the most absurdly hard games from the super nintendo but every death i'm going to donate money to one of my favorite charities doctors without borders the first death is going to add 5 bucks to charity the second death is 10 more dollars the third adds 15 more dollars and so on meaning that each death could very quickly be adding hundreds or thousands of dollars to the pool but there's an obvious problem with that if every time i die money is going to a great cause like how can i sit there and try to not die and play the game really well if that means i'm like preventing money from going to charity right and so that's why i came up with the perfect solution all the money goes to charity today in martin shkreli's theme all of the money is going to be credited to martin shkreli as though he personally donated a couple thousand dollars to doctors without borders this is the piece of [ __ ] who's not only in jail for securities fraud he like goes to different companies and raises funds purchases the licenses for drugs life-saving drugs and then cranks the money an insane amount just to manipulate people and get his stock price to go up he is an absolute [ __ ] scumbag all the money is going to be towards a really phenomenal cause but towards a terrible person and if you guys donate any money it will also go into the fun in this way throughout the entire stream everybody loses best [ __ ] donkey kong country two of my life in three two one this is the fun part it's just me just playing a game normally this first world's a [ __ ] cakewalk dude take that doctors without borders i'm keeping it all you know this is weird i'm gonna look like a douchebag if i played really well like imagine i die like three total times you guys would probably go on twitter and be like doug's kind of a dick like he he donated like 14 dollars to doctors on board like there's a war going on and that's all he gave up like i i can't play the best donkey kong in my life right now okay still no money take that doctors i'm fine dying in later levels for a good cause but not world one let's get those poor doctors and borders that's that's not we're not funding a border you're misunderstanding the situation i know it gets way harder but it's like not even remotely difficult right now first boss is right here that's the first boss with no deaths i think we're looking at a very clean victory today but also gets way [ __ ] harder this game has so many jams it's just amazing i love the cute crocodiles that are just like happy for you to jump on them i normally don't donate to charity but we really need to save martin shekel's image so here you go okay good oh i need this okay for people haven't played this game each you get like two kongs and each one is a life basically let's get those doctors and borders literally the opposite of their goal doug loves diseases and borders this is not correct i can get the rhino that'd be sweet because as everybody knows rhinos can jump on bees stop [ __ ] nuts dude again first two worlds it's gonna happen i'm gonna kick some ass done this is your accountant porcelain don't forget to write off this donation as a tax write-off to get one hundred and ten percent of the money back stop work that would mean i'm taking it from the doctors without borders all right final boss of world two this is a classic volcano sword i think now he does a choppy chop thing what do i do what do i do wait what the [ __ ] do you do there's nowhere to go oh is that it jesus christ there should be it no oh it's not oh my god give me a cannonball cannonball cannonball ladies and gentlemen that is two worlds done zero deaths and zero dollars for charity let's [ __ ] go dude all right world three is where it should actually pick up it's also where i haven't played the levels like a dozen times when i was a kid that hits that's stupid i was safely in a barrel why would a ghost hit me this is not realistic dude i'm too good i'm honestly too good of a person for charity why are we donating to a good cause with the name of a not good person did he get divorced so he is a good person now he's working on it i'm pretty sure he's engaged oh my [ __ ] god what do you why would they put two fish in one little spot that's stupid okay so it took two and a half worlds to kill me one time that means i'm gonna die like three times total in this game congratulations doctors it's over like 600 right now for viewers and i've done my part five bucks guys i'm not a bad person i'm just i'm really good at donkey kong country okay okay this this is where i got after last time what do i do i go in this crack i go in the fish crack oh and now slip out the crack from the back i think that's the end of the level all right not bad will you be my divorce lawyer uh i'm not a barred attorney gotta talk to parker about that no what what the [ __ ] why would they wait until i jump that's stupid is what i would say if i hadn't done that intentionally to support the doctors it's a great cause can we donate to doctors without medical degrees too no i should give money to unlicensed people to give out drugs that's what martin shkreli does this [ __ ] this [ __ ] look at the way he was looking at me he knew i was gonna do it i thought they were cute earlier yes yes yes okay okay all right that is the only death that will happen for the rest of this world i promise see these are the levels i can do bouncing on a bumblebee on a snake i can do this this is easy when it's like an alligator head that pops in and out of a swamp i can't do that you give me something simple that i understand snakes on bees diddy kong is to donkey kong what little bow wow is the snoopy dog what what the [ __ ] oh my god let me know how many worlds there are seven worlds okay as long as they maintain this level of difficulty we're fine what do i do here how do i do this that's how i do it honestly borders aren't even that cool it's just a regular bookstore but they went out of business years ago what's the big deal the charity is not doctors who refuse to go read books at borders it's doctors who go help humanitarian crisis can we donate to doctors without border collies also no hi doug i love what you're doing i will do my part two by caging a free-range doctor on each deck now let's get those doctors aboard her again a lot of you seem to misunderstand what's happening here hi doug would you consider donating to doctors without boundaries they struggle with personal space but they mean well these doctors are fine we don't need to find a different group of doctors i support ethically sourced free-range doctors online we're also not going to consume them ah i kept a free-range doctor once honestly they're a lot easier to raise within the borders the eggs taste the same tbh [Music] oh my god i'm nuts this one's for you doctors who play primarily and full screen oh you guys have donated eight hundred and sixty dollars immigration has really escalated lately this is literally the antithesis of their mission statement okay world three i really want to get through this no deaths let's go okay let's go for crocodile i think everybody when i say the doctors have been on the loose much too long thanks for putting them in their place martin no this is stupid how are you supposed to know when he's falling can we support doctors without orders this is a charity meant to help doctors who get denied service at fast food restaurants there are so many good causes to support let's go god no that's so fast dude okay all right now it's really fast now it's really fast let's go let's go can we donate to doctors without mortars i hear that a bomb let's go is that death one more one more more let's go [ __ ] yeah let's go dude [ __ ] that crocodile seven deaths in three worlds is not terrible it's just not good noble but i guess this is fine too oh my god my neighbor mrs border is a doctor she's a [ __ ] very cool so excited to be donating to doctors with divorces the organization that helps doctors with getting their divorces so they can get married again to get divorced together that's that's not really the point why did that why did that kill me does not make any sense that doesn't make any sense one does not simply doctor without border okay hey duck i think it's amazing that you're supporting doctors without daughters there's way too many sons i'm imagining all you guys coming in here either illiterate or having like a a hearing impediment you don't quite follow what's going on doctors without mordor but you're still supportive of the cause anyways like sure yeah let's give them daughters this [ __ ] bumblebee why is it here why is it out of screen it's out of frame what about doctors without sorcerers they're really unorganized and badly need some money to misplace somewhere we're good we're good we're good still playing the best donkey on country two of my life probably besides i'm still warming up thank you for supporting doctors that can't travel to bordeaux everybody needs a vacation once in a while okay you gotta hit the green barrel got it what about dog tours without borders how will the dogs know where they can and can't go it doesn't that's not a charity what does a tour mean is it is it dogs giving a tour or is it for dogs which company will you be hiring to deliver food to all of these doctors without orders so they don't need hors d'oeuvres we're gonna give them the main course in a second oh this is a bird level the bird levels are awkward okay i know there's a secret down there doubts how the doctors can use mortars they can load medicine and the doctors in the mortar then they fire them over the borders and whatever supplies and doctors make it help out over the borders they are not firing mortars across the borders of countries who are giving dog tours they're normal doctors who use medicine [Music] you [ __ ] okay there's okay no it's a stupid bumblebee that was fine i've died what twice for themselves might help with the bonus problem without boners oh i love this level but you have to kill 10 people all right let's go [ __ ] oh [ __ ] all right seven left oh i [ __ ] sniped him that was ridiculous a doctor once put his finger up my lung are these the same doctors we're supporting by watching this stream answer carefully that guy didn't have a medical license and i guess five bananas used what i can scott i have agrophobia am stuck in a bubble with blackout lights in the door with no doorknob and i have my own toilet and food is brought to me i haven't left the house in six years this sounds terrifying you should go get help i remember what these porcupines do or whatever it's a hedgehog what are these blue guys it's like alcoholic sonic i'm extremely happy to be supporting doctors without borders we need more falsified documents without fancy edges okay let's go dude in the spirit of the stream go around and say our favorite border mine is the border between mississippi and louisiana it's not the word borders is such a minor part of this charity and you guys are just going in helping will you be watching sonic 2 no i haven't seen the first one i'm sorry to be the one to tell you this but sonic sucks here's the thing i don't like the character sonic because they turned him into like disney character cool guy like it's just he's so obnoxious of a character that i don't understand why anybody is like excited to see more of it like mario just makes funny squeaky noises there's no like character sonic is meant to be like a corporate 90s cool kid and as you can see from this game he became an alcoholic i'm sorry if i missed any oh my god what if i miss any big donations i'm just playing the best donkey kong country in my life [Music] what i'm ready [Music] went the wrong okay watch out for the giant b thank you god did get over the bee why okay okay okay okay we're good beat giant b i think i'm now at the boss who is a gigantic b i feel like this is what five six deaths on this world not too bad okay let's go we have to shoot him like in his dick only the b dick is vulnerable doctors without orders seems inefficient they are well equipped but they severely lack leadership the [ __ ] up all right so i gotta scoop from behind him all right now he's gonna do his poofy thing you should make your own non-profit called streamers without mods for small streamers who can't afford hors d'oeuvres across borders i just don't feel like that requires quite as much attention as other things hi doug it's me sonic resident cool guy i heard you were bad talking me and how cool and fast damn mario wishes he was as cool as me that's why i beat him in the olympics every time sonic i didn't mean it i was talking about the fast food challenge for the giant bee thank you tear down these borders [ __ ] this that's it right that's it let's go oh i am terrified of bees [ __ ] them borders with each world i beat i destroy a border and move on to the next country i don't understand what all this border stuff is about park sir come on man you have to hit the busy dug is that relevant or okay halfway let's go let's let's go dude i'm crushing this one what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ] is that some british dick had designed this 30 years ago just to cost me 75 dollars for the love of doctors those are wasps not bees you had to hit the b in the bussy no there it's a wasp it's a wussy apparently hey that gets me sonic why do you bad talk all the effort i went through to be a cool guy because you're clearly written by a bunch of marketing people at a big media company who are asking what what do the kids think is cool nowadays why are we giving the borders money what is this some kind of charity jesus christ what the doctors do with the money is they go up to a border and they just kind of jam all the money into the wall like just into the cracks and that way somebody like walks along they're just visibly like whoa i found a million dollars in the border wall in the board dusty it's just if there's a hole in a wall it's just called a hole it's not called a wall [ __ ] like this level reminds me of how my wife used to make me honey before she divorced me she made you honey are you married to a bee no okay well this is not looking good but at least it's looking bad oh i'm so close dude i can jump on bees and not jump on bees well sometimes in video games you just got to spend 80 to learn how the mechanics work hey doug imports and question on behalf of everyone here can these doctors help all of us with the borders we put in place after our divorce yeah maybe three two we're fine right and immediately into a red because that i couldn't dodge what's a measly eighty dollars oh my [ __ ] god come on man i'm at the door let me in let me in this is going up pretty goddamn quick now like we're almost a hundred dollars of death this is and i'm a halfway through the game okay now it's gonna it's gonna do the same thing it's gonna force me into the red and i i'm [ __ ] if you die there you're just [ __ ] let's go dude that was sick all right salvaged absolutely salvaged let's go it's me sonic again i'm now homeless and lost my job from your last comment now all i can do to survive is eat the thrown out chili dogs from the dumpster and sleep in a box sonic i don't mean to be a dick but kind of deserved doctors without borders sounds really scary to be honest like what if they just come into my house to give me drugs at night the idea is not that they don't have to obey laws these aren't like renegade doctors who sneak into your house and administer drugs it's generally to people who want the drugs i think that supporting doctors with disorders is great everyone deserves a second chance at being a doctor so not everybody deserves a second chance of being a doctor to be clear a lot of you seem to think this charity is like some sort of gang of criminals that were you're reluctantly like well i don't normally like crime but if doug's into it then sure let's go dude that was good that was good [ __ ] all right i don't i have no idea who this boss is well let me rephrase that i know who it is it's the crow from from world one i don't remember what he does though crow but harder i will stay under 20 deaths uh-oh ghost bird what do i do what what what the [ __ ] okay honestly what do i do here jump on the visible crow i've defeated a bee i can take you [Music] what what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is happening ah [ __ ] this stupid bird this sucks do i just keep moving i just keep moving what i'm okay okay i got it i got it okay [Music] also what's a doctor seriously help i have no idea what's happening you've got to have some face of knowledge and won't give me my turn on the nintendo switch jesus christ what what [Music] what the [ __ ] is this boss okay okay okay i can do this i can do this i can do this hello hi so fast he died he died do i win please tell me i win this boss has cost me like six hundred dollars so i need to keep diddy alive for the end because then he can just sit there holding it and the bird will run in jesus christ it was in the middle i couldn't do a thing okay i've got diddy i just need to not [ __ ] up best donkey powder my life let's go now i sit here and i wait bring it let's go that's it right you're not going to knock me off from the end let's [ __ ] go dude let's go oh god okay ice physics i'm good at ice physics probably you can tell the developers like all right now this is a level we'll just throw bees at them like oh are they able to see the bees in time to react no no no no we'll just fill it with bees you missed the checkpoint i don't need it jesus [ __ ] christ where's the checkpoint down here i swear i'm gonna die to a bee oh my god what the [ __ ] why is the bird what is with this game's obsession with these i don't know man it's getting a little weird right i'm not the only one when does this end this is absurd oh my god please don't respawn oh he respawned cool oh i did it okay that's the end of that world it's the very last one now and there's only two levels in it why is there like a turkey what what is happening what do i do i'm racing it let's shoot it can i touch it dude they're gonna throw a bee at me i just are you [ __ ] no i don't care i'm taking the hit [Music] what are you supposed to do he flies through the bees what are you supposed to do here he's cheating very cool very cool this is a [ __ ] mess assuming you have to pay 200 to death wouldn't be that bad otherwise this is [ __ ] insane how is he this you're supposed to be able to beat this game what has any child beat in this game ever are you kidding what the [ __ ] is this game there's no way this is real this is a real game [Music] oh my god oh my god i am the greatest [ __ ] donkey kong player of all time let's go i feed a stupid bird in a race okay roll duel this is the last level i'm there i'm at the end of the game i could actually keep this under five thousand dollars in martin shkreli's name i've died 42 times and only 42 times here we go [Music] started at the bottom now we're here over four thousand dollars poorer i know i have to throw the cannon into his cannon hole [Music] oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] dude what what the [ __ ] that's fine i don't need health i win no i don't but i get a dk barrel i can still one shot it careful doug king k rool's balls are notoriously deadly jesus christ i don't know what the [ __ ] is going on but it looks expensive you gotta spend money to make money quite the okay [Music] oh that's really fast okay i'm on a phase three as soon as three phases is this gonna kill him [Music] imagine though if i had thrown the ball in the cannon and beat him first try all right let's find them good first try i can keep it below five grand all right get in there come on man okay i'm gonna chuck it in there go yes okay last phase probably what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what why is he a ghost [Music] what is that it that might be it right that's been that's three faces he's not he does not look dead okay [Music] oh my controls are reversed [Music] that's fine the ghost phase is the the really scary one these are all fine the ghost phase i don't know what the [ __ ] i'm supposed to do there phase three let's go i just have to dodge perfectly [Music] when does he turn invisible i look out for that for that what so it's like the front of the i what the [ __ ] do you do okay we broken 5 000 from me plus like 2 500. this is gonna be a fat donation from martin [ __ ] skrelli i definitely did not beat this game as a child i don't remember any of this hey doug yes before you ask i am allergic to some kinds of pollen i really like your streams why do you preface it with that what do i what the [ __ ] you do against a boss who's invisible that's it no i [ __ ] died he's literally dead and that's why i never believe extra 100 if i die on this one i am that confident it ends now phase one is [ __ ] clean i just need to live through the goddamn ghosts i fly over easy don't care he's super slow that's fine [ __ ] i almost [ __ ] it up all right one of three this has to [ __ ] be it all right instead of dodging like i've been doing i go like this yes okay are you kidding me what what the [ __ ] i pressed the opposite direction what is the [ __ ] camera doing i can't see what the [ __ ] he just appears in front of you what why did it go upwards what the [ __ ] this [ __ ] game why is this boss suck my [ __ ] i may have died exactly 50 times but not one more martin not one [ __ ] more no i thought i could get the third i'm just gonna run over here maybe wait it out maybe nope he spawns right on top of you okay cool i'm just hanging the middle right here last hit [Music] why is the [ __ ] thing despawning no no dude [Music] please please please let it end that's it right there has to be it that has been that's [ __ ] it let's go dude i am a [ __ ] legend before that is the [ __ ] legend oh yes yes it only took 50 deaths let's go that one's from martin shkreli [ __ ] you mark let's go doctors without borders what's the total what's the total so we've got 2 204 from chat that is absurdly generous thank you everybody a brisk 6475 from me which means in total we are donating 8 679 to doctors without borders [ __ ] yeah dude actually a really really fat donation i'm stoked their site says they have to process it then send you a record send me an e-card hold on this the e-card is actually funnier because like seeing these really heartfelt images for martin's reality because what we really need is something to post on twitter and for us to all reply to and begrudgingly say we are happy to donate this in honor of martin shkreli that way we just all look like [ __ ] okay let me do the donation e-card message martin shkreli the eccentric former pharmaceutical executive who caused a public uproar after he drastically raised the price of a life-saving drug was convicted of a three of eight counts of fraud we just do this this is a mess this is a [ __ ] mess look at this e card martin shkreli he's just honoring himself wait we should add like and in 2022 i'm back because he is he's being released from prison in november ladies and gentlemen i'm proud we did a great thing today and a bad thing but mostly a good thing today with that i think i could safely say we never talk about this again

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Published: Tue Jul 26 2022