Robots Made Me A Test Subject - Paint The Town Red

you should actually consider it lucky that you had a low charge when i showed up here today because your friends didn't have it nearly as easy i have no problem showing mercy to a robot oh come on guys you could have just kept charging oh my god he has a usb slot for an anus that's good robot design [Music] what's up guys welcome back to paint the town red the only game where everyone is truly treated equally whether you be a rich businessman or a poor thot or a face eating scp from another dimension or maybe just a raw t-bone steak it doesn't matter because at the end of the day we're all just meat waiting to get tenderized i feel the need to point out that this isn't a segue from the intro okay this isn't court-appointed therapy i'm sure a lot of you guys probably think that because i keep opening videos by hitting strangers in the face with my meat but no this is a level called nyctophobia 2 new fears some of you guys might remember that i once played a level called nyctophobia being the fear of the dark but what these new fears are i'm not really sure i think the story is that i just rolled up in my brand new 2021 tesla [ __ ] brick and then i gotta take the money that i store on my hood rather than in my wallet because there's just so freaking much events and then spend it on medication so that i feel better except this place seems weird rice it looks like the walmart of therapy i can't quite put my finger on it but something is definitely off and unattended there's nobody here actually that makes sense it's the middle of the night what was i thinking coming here in the first place please tell me i'm not the only one who's seeing things pop in and out of the darkness right now you know what maybe we should try to get those pills like even if it's a waste of time and i'm not gonna get any service because whoever was working here seems to have left in a hurry and barricaded the employee's room from the outside that's weird almost as weird as a guy who's afraid of the dark going somewhere at night what are the chances it was the mop that was smoking before i showed up and i'm just reading into things too much there has to be something here that i'm missing right i don't suppose there are any employees on the other side of this door that can hear me right now i may not have a blue key but i do have a green brick that i'm willing to exchange for a pill or two that'll stop me from seeing monsters at night i don't think that's asking too much from a therapist that is what you guys have on the sign outside you don't have a bell for service you do have a key in your paperwork though do you think there are any corpses behind the counter no okay actually i think i'm gonna take you with me yeah that seems like a good idea right about now part of me wants to go poke that thing that i saw in the darkness with this axe but the smarter part of me wants to barricade the front door like they did with this one i don't suppose i could get these boxes moving could i like if i get them over there oh i need a red key as well i don't know where i would find that unless it's in here i don't suppose um [Music] oh oh okay i'm sorry about that i thought that you were an employee but you're not okay that's the monster that that'll be the darkness monster not cool not cool at all i hate it i mean i just kind of instinctively kicked through the door it's a good thing there was an scp on the other side and not some teenager just having a smoke break ew all right well i i suppose the lights were supposed to go out i was supposed to walk in and the lights would go out and make it spooky but instead i made it stupid yeah that sounds about right so what are you doing are you just like whipping a fart or something all right see you later hey there's a red key don't mind if i do what did i just see near my nuts it was definitely something oh i'm guessing that's my therapist yep that that would be my therapist all right well crap i i think i dealt with the tentacles right i'm gonna pucker my butthole just to be safe but let's see if there's anything in here well there's definitely something in here is that health oh i could use health that would definitely be helpful yeah that's my medicine perhaps oh it's the exit weird there's supposed to be one more person isn't there it's so dark no i'm definitely missing something do you think he's still alive no probably not all right well i guess i wasn't missing anything like i i found a button in the safe which seems to have sent up some search lights not quite what i was hoping for but yeah you know what this is fine i i got my medication i got over my fears right i still can't figure out how to operate doors oh my christ oh what the hell what that's fluffles and i what just happened i i think i just jumped through the roof i'm on this i'm on the roof i'm on the ceiling i jumped on top of the door it punctured me in and now [Music] i can see myself i am so confused right now this is clearly not supposed to happen all right you know what i'll i'll take it hey me and fluffles damn the darkness is freaky got him got him boys hold on there's an invisible wall here screw it fluffles gets to live for once i can't believe that i show up in so many of these levels it just blows my mind the next level that caught my eye is simply called jump and i think the idea is that it's supposed to be kind of like a hardcore parkour obstacle course that being said i'm still gonna take a gun because it seems like everywhere i go i have to pick a fight i might as well bring a gun to a robot fight oh this might actually be more like a death run i can put the death in death run i have absolutely no problem shooting robots in the heads you should actually consider it lucky that you had a low charge when i showed up here today because your friends didn't have it nearly as easy i have no problem showing mercy to a robot oh come on guys you could have just kept charging oh my god he has a usb slot for an anus that's good robot design i may be willing to talk things out with the robots but i really doubt i'm going to be able to negotiate with the flame throwers i'm not going to screw around with you guys either because i've already taken one mulligan the bots hurt me so much that i didn't want to continue with that much health therefore i restarted and now we're nice and fresh on our way to avoiding fire and spike see i'm not interested in being a s'more thank you guys very much me pardon me this is uh different it's a tripwire and you don't want to come over here and trip it smart man i just should be able to clear this right i can just uh yeah easier oh my butthole what's the point of a chirp wire if the stuff gets tripped regardless it also doesn't help that the level is so big and shiny and complicated that it kinda lags i'm just gonna go for it okay oh what's the deal here no weapons huh does it mean any kind of weapon or just swords and shocky sticks oh i gotta make a decision here how about this we shoot you that's fine and then i just uh toss that over there weapon went through but now you don't want to hurt me you guys think you're so clever with your big robot brains but no no mine may be as smooth as an egg but it's still not interested in getting shish kabobbed uh oh just need a little patience all right then we've got to get you out of the way and oh i don't think i want to go over there do i probably not this doesn't look like the kind of thing that interests me i i'm just thinking like the risk versus reward you guys got real loud feet i'm just saying you probably should install well probably a new butthole first and then quiet shoes i don't care about the energy i don't care about a sword i'm not gonna risk it plus all the platforms are coming towards me so this seems really difficult we're just gonna go over here and carry on our merry way i probably don't need that right i'm gonna hope i can make this jump without whatever the energy upgrade was but i'm assuming that i can't oh i can and that is really clever i've never seen something like that in paint the town red before try it again goods great okay and then a little something like this and we're fine yeah definitely did not want to fall down there and no no no no no clear the runway i had a limited number of bullets i regret wasting them now and kind of want to go back for that sword you're dead right assume the frowny face and the low battery and the brain exposure probably means so i keep thinking he's gonna get back up but no we're probably fine oh we're under the red course red what just happened to my brain i think paint the town red as well as all of the robot goo has uh confused me to say the least shocky stick shocky stick little bit of shocky stick the yellow room is well gonna be read soon in all reality it feels like i'm missing something here because this room is just one giant donut there's nothing really happening here except for this which i can walk through okay yeah i guess that's what it wanted from me no no time to recharge oh you're already fully charged well now you can be overcharged i can't get over their butts man i i really don't try to think about the enemies bum holes but at the same time when they're unique then how can you not i don't suppose i could just kind of no no of course not that'd be observers clearly we've got to get through this obstacle course right uh i'm going to take the gun over the taser yeah that's for sure i'm sure tasers are very useful against robots but your bullets seem to be doing pretty good on their own as well that's what happens when you get squishy insides bullets have a type advantage stop getting back up no no you guys you guys aren't allowed to get back up that wasn't how this works okay these ones are different these ones have been upgraded i honestly don't want to know what it's like to get a firmware update through your sphincter or to learn through your hole it's just weird to think about i'm just gonna hope that we're coming to the end here oh great an even bigger robot butthole let's kick you into this could you maybe test this out for me real quick i've never seen anything like that before and it's incredibly terrifying i just want you to go in just give it a quick test okay do i run for it i'm just gonna run for it yeah that works somebody spent a lot of time making a very interesting level feeling better okay open the next doors and what now elevator oh this looks fishy cute very cute oh that's the level that's what i just went through and it's why that yellow room was just a big donut that is so incredibly clever holy crap all right don't like that do not like this not even a little bit fortunately i am the hardcore perk or master oh no am he's dead screw you screw screw all of you oh did i win i don't think i won yet i was really hoping i had won oh crap now you guys could just go ahead and try to follow me through this i'd like to see it careful careful hot potato hot potato hottest of potatoes hottest of hot potatoes no i didn't take a single point of damage there i am a hardcore parkour gods that has to be the end right how could there be even more of this level hold up a second are those traps right though those those are spikes those are definitely spikes um um um am i okay i think i'm okay oh it was all a game show are you kidding me oh no screw this you contestants could just suck a fart out my ass i don't even are you cool with this all right maybe i'll calm down i'm really sorry about that it was a pleasure being a contestant did i win was it money ow okay oh this one's a little bit salty that's fine understandable i uh press the button and i win my money yes oh my god this was definitely one of the best levels i have ever played um guys i thought that was the exit but it's not there's a ghost thing is this the exit i'll take this one thank you wow hands down one of the best levels i've ever seen in this game so creative on so many levels just amazing our final level for today is called winterbase aftermath and again i think i played a couple of levels called winter bass they were very much like the movie the thing you know a bunch of scientists stuck in the arctic secluded from civilization cut off from the world and i mean my goal is going to be to find myself a nice snow bunny and cuddle up with her it's not going to be you however because you smell like an ashtray and your face looks like a warning catcher's mitt if you need me to come up with other creative ways of insulting your face i'll be outside oh we're even growing our own food here that's clever yeah i suppose that would be useful rather than flying stuff in all the time we got a little cafeteria here not too bad i mean there does seem to be a significant problem with the ratio so absolute sausage party in here but i'm sure we'll find somebody somewhere else how about we try this room is this the ladies bathroom is there a sign i'm not really sure how do you look hey listen i know i just crouched on the sink like some kind of weird spider monkey but i don't suppose i could interest you in this apple you might not be a teacher but you can hit me with a ruler if you ask nicely maybe i'll just stop talking to women and men and just in general fluffles are you in here lock the door huh that's unlike fluffles we don't keep secrets from one another who would lock a door when they're pooping doesn't make any sense it makes almost as much sense as making the walls out of chocolates i mean i guess up here it would never melt so you gotta save money somehow is there anybody out here bit of a leak huh yeah that's definitely a problem i mean i'm not gonna do any work around here so don't hold your breath i'm just gonna keep looking around is a red light bad i feel like a red light is probably bad um they don't work here do they oh crap all right well i'm just gonna leave the apple behind take this and see if i can help out my friends okay no it's hammer time screw the knife what just instantly killed me was it the cold well i missed this the last time i'm sure it'll be somewhat helpful only three of them come running in right but yet i open this door and suddenly it's world war three oh it was you that instantly killed me some kind of sam squatch oh no not interested ow holy crap okay you guys take it on you guys fight it i'll just be over here warming up a little bit would anybody like to join me um listen i was hoping to get sweaty with someone but not smooshy oh crap oh crap no don't don't you dare don't you even think about it crap crap i got a hammer i got hammer time hammer time hammer time oh no you can't hammer time me it's not how this works you still alive didn't think so sledgehammer up the year that'll get the job done these people hurt i should help my friend shouldn't i meant to poke not swing through them all right that that's my badge i'll i'll accept responsibility for that one well there were monsters that that's not goods right but imagine if i go outside there's just going to be more of them that's a lot of enemies that seem frozen frozen in time or frozen in temperature frozen in time okay great it's a lot faster for them to thaw out that way i mean there's like 200 people on this base waiting to kick my ass and they only have to tickle me for me to fall over oh friends friends friends no not friends not friends you're gonna be kidding me there were so many friendlies outside no oh wait wait wait wait katana tommy yeah i studied the way of the stay blaze stay back i wanted to run to safety why wouldn't you just let me run to safety i can't believe i'm surviving this right now wow how do i get out of here button okay button button has a secret door okay uh huh you guys got a choir that's weird i'm gonna use this as an opportunity to get a little bit of revenge okay i feel good i swear i'm in a music video what is going on out here this looks like a store are you just purchasing something don't get the hell out of here i just fought for my life and everyone is hanging out um i'm confused there is no way somebody in the arctic is wearing a sombrero what is going on here was this all like some kind of experiment oh my jesus well that's terrifying as is this uh okay then that's that's a fun game for everyone i oh suppose is going on i i i i i don't know maybe i died maybe i it just it got hit in the head too hard back it up yeah you know what if i died and i went to heaven i'm perfectly fine with you coming with me oh okay uh oh i ran around a track this is actually an amusement ride what like a proof of concept are we working on our own strange arctic disney land oh my god that's exactly what this is that that's a hundred percent what this is right there's those rides we've got a bunch of carnival games people could shoot zombies it was a cafeteria okay so i i just killed a bunch of perk workers whoops my bad yeah nobody cares nobody cares in the slightest i don't need to apologize who am i kidding so when i walk towards the light am i gonna die or am i going to go to the parking lot i think they tried to kill me i'm not 100 sure how i'm alive right now but you're not going to take me that i don't easily no no no i don't think so i want to leave and there you have it all right you know what i think that's gonna be it for this episode of paint the town red guys and for all the years that i've been playing this game i'm still amazed that people are still making stuff that's completely different and not even just levels and scenarios but like proof of concept stuff you know like the curse like the firing range is like the stuff that we saw in nyctophobia and like the stuff we saw on jump all of these levels were all incredibly different and a lot of stuff that i've never seen before and if you guys want to see more stuff like this on the channel then as always sure leave a like in the video leave a comment letting me know and maybe i'll return to plug a usb into a robot sphincter again soon but thanks for watching this video i hope you enjoyed and i'll see you next time you

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Id: HaJGgLdFEFc

Length: 22min 58sec (1378 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 27 2021