The Rise and Fall of Slap-Ass - Key & Peele

come on let's get some slap ass over here oh yeah good victory guys good victory hey hey come on good game flap ass man hey good game get subscribed yeah guys lance man good games [Applause] hey who's next who hey garcia come on man get you some come on let's get some slap ass over here no what why why not i said no rafi he's had enough rafi we've all had enough enough of why enough of the damn ass slapping graphi gracias yes guys who cares how much i slap ass so why that's not bad what's the deal man i'm a baseball player that's what we do we can hit home runs and slap ass come on huh raffy that's not how we all see baseball everybody does it all the teams slap ass man and you slap ass garcia like a couple of times a game what's oh what man why the county man who knows how many times i slap passed 427 times okay time flies when you're having fun man what our family's going to these games rafi my son is always asking me why i'm letting this man touch my butt so many times and you say slap ass every time every time okay hold on one second let's go to the timeout i'm from the dominican republic okay all i know since i was a little kid is to catch fly balls and to say slap ass every single time it's not bad this is the major leagues rapping we're all from the dominican republic nobody here has ever heard anyone say slappas before you quit playing man come on get yourself ass rafi enough okay [Music] okay you're right i know you're right about it i have a problem okay i know that and i decided to stop right now bueno graciaso but after i get that garcia flat pass come on hey come on huh i'm fine all right fine i get it again hey garfield man can i talk to you for a second oh hold up hey rafi what's up oh man i just talked to the manager man he says he's going to trade me man i mean what the hell you know i got kids too right yeah well we all told you what was going to happen if you hey i really could use that in one slap ass man raffy come on man just one slap ass you know just one just for old time's sake you know get me back on my feet just one for the road man i could really use it okay okay good game flabby i gotta get home to my kiss okay ah garcia man i'll suck your if you let me slap your ass again [Music] [Applause] is [Music] knock it off you can't do that guys guys guys listen rafi just got out of treatment remember we don't want to trigger him with tennis lapis hey what up what's going on here why are we all acting at the funeral here no nothing uh rafi you just caught us in the lull in the conversation man where happened [Applause] i was gonna say for a second cause i mean that was a good game huh good game hey good game good game man good game okay there's an elephant in the room you know i want to talk about see i had a problem [Music] and my lowest point i will sneak into a horse's stable when you find yourself at one a.m in the morning with your hand in the air and the horse's ass in front of your face that's when you know it's me but i'm okay now i'm all better guys honestly just treat me like i'm normal okay okay rafi have having fun okay it's a game you can pick up your glove come on hey what i told you huh it's just normal guys come on izzy i'm fine i'm all better now you guys can do the normal stuff be yourself bend things over pick things up you know do your stretches touch your toes you're stupid excuse perform hola amigos my name is ruben i just came over from the the braves farm team i'm from the dominican republic hello i'm really excited to be working and playing with you all go rhinos go right now all right all right yeah we're off with the minifigures welcome to the squad thank you could you see another all right all right we're gonna need a bigger boat yeah really put your locker right next to my locker huh i guess so hey i have a lot of stuff yeah a lot i see that you can do this oh my god you okay there buddy not looking too good i am feeling a bit flushed you know i got a good feeling about you maybe we could be good friends maybe even the best of friends maybe another time another place but not here not now well either way we're teammates and so anything i can do for you ask away got it okay go rhinos okay yeah oh no you cannot [Music] it was just too hard to resist okay are you okay i'm okay okay okay hey guys you know maybe after a game victory we can all go dancing right [Music] now [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] uh [Music] oh

Channel: Comedy Central

Views: 944,104

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Id: txiC7LysZ1M

Length: 11min 20sec (680 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 05 2020