The Worst Henchman of All Time | Key & Peele | Comedy Central Africa

well well well jack welcome make yourself comfortable you're going to be here for quite some time you'll never get away with this drawback that is all dequan leave us now where were we you're wasting your time droppage the military codes were destroyed is that so i think you're bluffing jack and i are about to call [Music] your blood you see jack i am a player in this game but i'm also the dealer i hold all of the cards [Music] you see jack if i were to go all in you would not be able to cover the bed [Music] what are you doing i was thinking like maybe i could be like your torturing assistant or something i could be in the room with you i'd like to be that guy that stands in the background all intimidating like in that way fine fine over there and keep your trap shut yeah that's what that's that's what i think are you two done with your little ladies chat oh shouldn't have said that you know jack it's very appropriate that you would say that because i feel like we should have a chat and when i say we i mean just you and me are you a chess player jack sure so then you're aware that each piece serves a different function you see whereas you are merely a pawn you see jack i am the queen i am allowed to move around the board with impunity what is with the lollipop young man i was thinking like maybe during your chest speech you could suck on this lollipop because then that shows him like you so comfortable with torture you just do something stupid like sucking on a lollipop you see what i'm saying i need you to go over there right now i need you to be still okay or no there's absolutely no ore involved go over there okay you shouldn't call yourself a queen though cause where i'm from that means something different than me jack i've been waiting for this moment for a very very long time i wanted to make an introduction to your new best friend i'll never talk oh this will make your dog jack and you plus you don't even need to stab him at first you can just like caress his cheek with the blade something just real like crazy yeah i got it i got it yeah you good that's what i was planning on doing i'm sorry where did we find you who is shequan no no i'm asking you who he is he got kicked into some lava so that's when i came in okay that's wonderful i need you to go over there i need you to be stuck still like a statue now like immediately keep moving in that direction no yeah i'm good jack the military codes are not even the primary reason why you are here i wanted you all to myself he's standing back there like an actual statue isn't he yeah it's weird god damn the quan you don't have to stand like an actual statue not literally i didn't mean it literally ah all right i thought that sounded stupid when you said that originally so i was like it would be stupid for a person to do something like that shoot so i didn't know i was like what that doesn't make jack today you will experience the most exquisite pain i may or may not want to get a yo we got pictures of his girlfriend that's it that's pretty much torture over right there you can just show him pictures of his girlfriend and he'll do whatever you say there it is oh you know what even better we got a cage it's got a hole at the bottom so you can put that over his head you in this other hole you put like a rat or a scorpion up in there that's what is there for the quad all right that is what it is there for in the first place all of the implements that you're seeing on the table there are there for a particular reason what about that oh you know what the quad would you like to be involved that's what i was thinking since the beginning i was thinking maybe you should just tell them like the military codes [Music]

Channel: Comedy Central Africa

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Length: 6min 20sec (380 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 11 2021