>>> VINCENT, THERE YOU ARE.
WHAT ARE WE CELEBRATING TONIGHT. >> YOU HAVEN'T HEARD?
I GOT MARRIED THIS PAST WEEKEND. >> YOU DID WHAT?
>> I MET AND MARRIED A WONDERFUL WOMAN.
SHE OPENED UP A WHOLE NEW WORLD TO ME.
>> VINCENT, HERE. POCKET SQUARE.
OH MY GOD. LOOK AT YOU LAWYERS JUST SERVING
ALLEY McBEAL REALNESS. I'M GAGGING.
>> GAGGING? >> COME ON, GREG.
SHE'S GAGGING. SHE IS GAY FAMOUS.
SHE KNOWS ALL THE LINGO. >> WHERE DID YOU TWO MEET?
>> MYKONOS. >> GREECE.
>> NO, THE OTHER ONE. YES, FOOL, GREECE.
>> ALL RIGHT. SO CANDICE, WHAT DO YOU DO?
>> APPEARANCES. >> YEAH.
SHE DOES THE WHOLE GAY CIRCUIT. SHE'S BIG WITH THE TWINKS,
DADDIES, AND EVEN THE TECHNO SLUTS.
THE GAY WORLD ISN'T JUST ONE THING.
IT IS A COMPLEX TAPESTRY OF CULTURES.
YOU KNOW, LIKE SOUTH AMERICA. I'VE LEARNED SO MUCH FROM HER.
>> YEAH, YEAH. I'M BASICALLY THE KITTY
AMBASSADOR TO THE TWINK REPUBLIC OF QUAUNK.
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> DAWN, ARE YOU PAYING
ATTENTION? SHE SAYS SHE IS THE KITTY
AMBASSADOR TO THE TWINK REPUBLIC OF QUAUNK.
>> SO -- SO DOES THAT MEAN -- ARE YOU A SINGER?
>> SINGER? SHE'S AN ENTERTAINER.
LIKE LATER TONIGHT SHE IS CO-HOSTING POWER BOTTOM AT YES
TWINK. >> YEAH, YEAH.
YOU GUYS CAN COME, BUT YOU HAVE TO BRING THREE FRIENDS AND THEY
HAVE TO BE EITHER BUS CUTE OR RUDE.
TWO OUT OF THREE. OH, I GOT TO GO.
XAVIER IS ALMOST SET UP >> SET UP?
>> YEAH, SHE'S GONNA PERFORM FOR US.
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, HOW OLD DO YOU THINK SHE IS?
>> YOUR NEW WIFE CANDICE? >> YEAH, YEAH, SHE WON'T TELL
ME. HERE'S SHE'S EITHER 18 OR 55.
EITHER WAY, SHE'S' TIMELESS A.F. >> YOU ARE HAPPY, THEN WE ARE
HAPPY FOR YOU. CHEERS.
>> CHEERS. >> HEY QUEERS,R YOU BITCHES
READY TO MAKE NASTY. >> HELLO, CALLED A RESPONSE.
ANSWER HER. >> YES, YES, WE'RE HERE.
>> I SAID, WHERE ARE ME QUEENS. >> ANSWER HER.
>> I SAID, WHO IS QUEER IN THE HOUSE.
>> SURE, I'LL BE, I GUESS. >> SEE.
♪ BOYS IN HIGH HEELS GETTING HIGHER AND HIGHER
QUEENS GETTING FLAT AS THEIR DRAG TIME EXPIRES ♪
♪ ATTENTION, EMBRACES HE'S JUST AS CRAZY
I ONLY WORK FOR THE MONEY ♪
♪ OH, OH, SAY IT OH, OH, SAY IT ♪
♪♪♪ >> SO WHAT IS THIS SONG ABOUT?
>> WHAT IS IT ABOUT? ARE YOU LISTENING?
IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU WALK INTO THE CLUB AND THE A LIST QUEENS AND
TWINKS ARE UP FRONT WITH THE MOLLY CROWD.
AND IN THE BACK HALF, YOU'RE TROLLS AND THE LOWEST OF QUEENS.
JUST HATERS LOOKING FOR PROBLEMS.
BUT SHE DOESN'T DO IT FOR THE APPROVAL, NO.
NO. NO.
SHE DOES IT FOR THE MONEY AND THE JEVENCHI.
>> OKAY. WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW?
>> OH, I LOVE THIS PART. NOW SHE'S SIMULATING SEX WITH
ALL HER GAY DANCERS. IT'S FUN.
>> I BOUGHT FIVE TICKETS TO THE TRAIN.
♪♪♪ >> DID SHE JUST COUNT TO FIVE IN
MANDARIN? >> TO FOUR, SHE DOESN'T KNOW
FIVE. >> WHY DOES SHE HAVE FIVE
TICKETS FOR THE TRAIN THEN. >> BECAUSE THE SQUAD HAS FOUR
QUEENS, PLUS HER MAKES FIVE. YOU KNOW WHAT -- YOU KNOW WHAT
GET OUT. JUST GET OUT.
I WANT YOU OFF THE PROPERTY NOW. GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
YOU ARE FIRED. GET OUT.
>> EVERYTHING OKAY? YOU GOT SO MAD.
>> YEAH. I'M SORRY.
I TOOK MY PREP ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.
>> BABY, WE NEED TO GET GOING. WE NEED TO GET TO MY GIG.
>> OH, LOOK AT THE TIME. WE GOTTA GO NOW IF WE WANT TO BE
AT POWER BOTTOMS FOR HER. YOU KNOW, 3:30 A.M. PERFORMANCE.
>> OKAY. BUT WE DO HAVE A MEETING AT 6:00
A.M. >> YEAH, WE GOT THAT 6:00 A.M.
MEETING. RIGHT.
WE HAVE TIME TO HEAR ONE SONG, AND THEN GO, WHICH IS PERFECT
BECAUSE AFTER THAT THE CLUB IS OVERRUN WITH THIRSTY BOTTOM
FEEDERS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
>> WHAT IS A THIRSTY BOTTOM FEEDER?
>> OH, PLEASE, LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW?
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
All the gay jokes went so over the audience's head it's painful. "I took my PreP on an empty stomach" is the fucking funniest shit I've ever heard
Erika sent flowers to Cecile Strong after this
She's either 18 or 55.
As a gay man this skit did me proud...💯😂
Though real Erika Jayne, you in danger gurl (talkin‘ about this season of RHOBH).
Edit: spelling, sry
It was November 4, 2017. Erika sent Cecily Strong roses: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bcn7tLcDuwf
On May 6, 2017, Saturday Night Live used Erika’s song “XXPEN$IVE” in a sketch about mechanics who love RuPaul's Drag Race. And they said her name: https://youtu.be/QFtNS52ueQs
What is a thirsty bottom feeder?
Girl! Please, like you don't know!
💀
I love Larry David.
Awww, makes me wonder what Erika would be like if she spoke like her talking heads irl. But she can’t cause she hires people to write them for her.
I only work for the munty hunty 💸💸