The Most Hilarious Clarkson, Hammond and May Trash Talk | The Grand Tour Season 3 | Prime Video

right we won't use launch control i've got a manual gearbox we won't do it naked for ikea just get on with it look at captain cheerful over there do you know what do you know of course i know you know yes that's unusual was it unusual well you didn't know any of the answers on who wants to be a millionaire no no no no no no 0.4 of a second slower than james mate this is what death feels like it's very nice by the way well done you i'm pregnant i'm proud of you what are you proud of no you've done well that's a hard thing to do and you've done it you are gonna be so much happier would you like me to help you get your car out of the city i would shut up then okay i thought you might be nicer now it's all out in the open stop why are you there you've pulled me in the sea you muppet hammond that's the worst thing i've ever seen it's brilliant look at it doesn't that cheer you up a bit no it doesn't yes it does it does it makes you feel happy i mean i don't want you to take this personally or anything happen but your truck must be utter garbage absolute carpets right now listen um well i like your trousers well no at least he's trying he's making an effort his skin's flaking you should moisturize it's what you should moisturize because your skin's fine because you're dry you look like something found in a pyramid anyway listen we must turn our attention let's have a look at this sarcophagus well i'm not putting that in the british museum as an alternative expression rather than i'm going to raise my car why not i'm going to ruin yes what you're doing is ruining it what is the point why do you always have to overdo everything you can shut up why because it's supposed to be a test of european pickup trucks and it's european it's rubbish that is actually genuinely rubbish oh dear no it doesn't sorry mate that is dismal for a mid-engine car look it isn't about things like lap times i've told you before he who is first shall be last and the last shall be first yes but it's 15. it yeah it is it is what is that this is a cadillac sts and you can shut up i wasn't going to say anything good you just look like you've got a submachine gun in a violin case you look ridiculous and nobody's going to listen to a word you say oh you look exactly like a racing driver apart from visually it's a racing clown can we just get on with it it's very hot in here are you going with the window down or up a lot of stones down it's a small risk from being hit by a stone is a large risk of dying from suffocation right anything else we want to say to him yes let's take some time and prepare mentally and really think about this have you visualized the course no okay it looks quite cross well we don't know we haven't got your time yet you said your words test of durability and is against the clock your car is broken it's not broken a tyres come off broken this goes over it'll require a little bit of persuasion james may just drifted perfectly behind you this is another of those weird days that is the james may way explaining something you do understand in a way that you don't understand hang on a minute what hold on a minute you are a man who can't wind a wristwatch up without taking somebody's eye and you claimed in that film that you'd mended the prop shaft on that alfa romeo i do did you well i made a phone call did you i don't care because look at it i want one of those more than i want both of my lungs it is simply the best thing i've ever i really can you imagine richard hammond on one of those literally minutes of then he would just be a mist he'd just be a veneer all over the nearest building you'd actually be able to walk through richard hammond you know there was a puddle of richard hammond all right idea there are a few things in life i enjoy more than delivering bad news to jeremy clarkson it's possibly my favorite thing unless your seconds were smaller you were slower because you were 58.5 what was he 57 57.81 what that means is he beat you i cannot believe that has anybody got a gun oh no i haven't what do you have any idea how close that fuel tank is to my chassis rails larry you could have been blown to pieces you idiot uh who's the idiot you are why did this happen there was nothing wrong with mine there was nothing wrong with his what did you do and there's nothing wrong with yours you've got no wins nobody was driving okay i was in control of it i was behind the wheel i could use the pedals i was in control you weren't i was oh well that's brilliant we've saved you from being dashed to death on a distant mountain and this is the gratitude we get i was prepared to drive round and round in circles till it ran out of petrol what's the matter i can't get out i've got stuck detroit is empty now and should just be used for this sort of thing yes yes but it isn't a real rate it's an actual race oh it is this is where the muscle car was born why can't you do it because dodge only lent me that car if i promise not to do any drag racing on the road with it do you think it's an insurance it's because it's here it's because who's driving it richard hammond you can't drive it it's just what they said and i'm really sorry so we can't do it i'm sorry we can we're not going to do it without that uh let me think yeah we are just right right away one for all and all for yourselves that's how it goes isn't it you do know you're both too old for this don't you oh i hate the victory dance am i the only person here who understands muscle cars that's a ridiculous thing to say just because he's become a vegetarian doesn't mean that absolutely everybody has to be one don't be a i can't get out these parts in the way haven't it [Music] i am surprised to see you two so upbeat about this trip why do you say that well you're always saying i actually don't like muscle cars yeah i just say that to annoy you all right no just got a point yeah i mean your autobiography you could get it printed in germany but it would still be dreary because you designed and conceived it can't argue with that mate it would be it's not a pretty car i think he's put makeup on one eye slightly mad makeup on one it's like kiss just like watching my daughters get ready in the morning not done yeah you're done yours is a brown car it's not brown that is brown oh yeah it is it isn't it's mushroom the cameraman know about colour is it brown it's brown it's definitely brown it's brown it's mushrooms 650 000 pounds for an old ferrari with a bit sawn out of the middle oh it's a bit more than that look if you wanted stratos why don't you just buy a stratos well i don't fit in the original straw sauce well you would if we saw a bit out of the middle i've just remembered something well i don't want to talk to you two anymore he's been very sort of authoritative for him well he's sober and he's in his element are you all right in the head i mean what do you mean we learned nothing what are we going to do i know why don't you with your vast bulk just stand up on there that could be enough to just tip it back again jump off about where we started what do you want me to get on it well just on there that's a great idea that's why they call you fatty car rider james can i drive this bit no chance oh come on no seriously no it's not worth the risk at this leg steve you've been putting it on his side but let's not forget shelby you modified your corolla by driving it into a volvo yeah i did i did do that it was my first crash the first of many yes all right yes rather set the trend for your life and i did you

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Length: 8min 47sec (527 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 30 2021