"The JoBro Jingle Bells" (A JoJo Christmas Song Parody)

oh I'll just love the whole days decorating this Mansion is such hard work I already hope to help shows up before the Joe starts at the annual Christmas party no there they are now not me it's a freaking cold out there oh you must be zebulous boy I'll take it ah yes thank you for inviting me Mr Speedwagon hey oh you know you never stay too fit especially whenever you're with the JoJo's yes you're right but I do love the Christmas holidays it's a very nice time especially to spend time with family and such speaking of you know your Grandpa got me this hat as a Christmas present really well how did that to happen well dashing through the snow I lived on ogre Street I thought a gentleman but what sped my defeat the word we did defend I helped him till the end and that is how I would become the JoJo's bestest friend oh Jingle Bells smells he fell foreign [Music] check it out we made it just in time for the Christmas party um actually okay I'll see I think they're still setting up Christmas decorations why am I here I specifically asked that you didn't bring me I want to go home oh come on Rohan you know that deep down you're a Joe bro just like the rest of us oh I know that deep down I detest you all what did you do to the door and what did you do to myself oh that was I thought that was a giant cat or something so I used the handle to get through the door made easier so that way I could save the dying cat but guess not oh dumb audio oh trust me I asked myself that every day join the club but I also heard you saying some bull crap about how you're the bestest Joe Bro well not really able to see us we're the bestest Joe bro I'm not associated with them and here's why in our small town we saw the murder mystery I came back from the dead when I was history we made a what a friends too many I would say we go for a brunch to tonios but only on Mondays oh Jingle Bells [Music] brother's dead and Rohan wears a toupee hey jingle bells no but we settle our differences what we meet Antonio's you pee brain symbols um is this the right Mansion oh yes uh come right old in sorry about this um oh you must be calculating right uh and you must be poneriff right indeed I am hope we're not too much of a bother for you well anyone would be better than this um apologies for that I am Rohan kishibe and I am the greatest mangaka in the world and thank heavens normal people showed up for once no more people aren't friends of the JoJo's I reject my statement um I couldn't help but over here that you guys were arguing about who the best friend of the JoJo's was oh God again with this uh well no not really arguing more of a dick measuring contest if you are suck it in blue there's no need to argue about this cause the best Joe Bros all right here next to you yeah exactly and here's why please don't dashing through the sand on the world's worst road trip it's an enemy stand oh my God holy shits I'd maybe a hot Coke but somehow I'll still end up a favorite donut joke oh Jingle Bells can't comprehend Dio stand oh God it got his eyes which do that man it's more authentic that way well because your eyes and then oh I just healed these words man uh sorry uh yeah it's on the cold air coming in it's just stinging my eyes sorry I really think you should fix that whole Mr Speedwagon screw you Paul wrath all right I'll get that fixed up right away oh oh oh I got this no no no no no no no I can do this let's just wait I don't want to bother you that's weird normally something happens hey Jenny Jenny where the hell am I and why do you look like me and why is Valkyrie on the roof Valkyrie get down from there I've told you a thousand times you cannot climb on the roof don't you pass me you know what I don't remember this being part of the prison good job boof [Music] oh the Americans are here great so this is England wow it's a long way from Florida oh Florida even better so how can we help get the party ready it looks like we probably should clean up first screw that we got more pressing matters to discuss first we gotta figure out who the best friend is best friend oh I sound listen to him they've been on some tirade about who the best friend of the JoJo's is he goes I met her on the beach backed by the Setting Sun where I confess my love and to have became one I married him honeymoon to Disney World amusement parks not here [Music] all right everyone we made it in time now get out of the car I'll call each name roll call the Rancher that's it mister yeah fugo Trish yep abacio hmm and I believe that's everyone oh yes and the turtle Polaris oh oh no no why is there so many people here I thought I only invited the Joe Bros oh yes of course you did pardon the intrusion but we had a situation yeah we had a situation Mr top of Matt because you only invited Bruno and here's the thing I think there's an argument to be made why I am one of Jonah's best friends no way dude Jordan and I are like two corns of a cob we get together better than anyone else we watch anime on Tuesday nights it's two peas in a pod Naranja and I can counteract that argument because Jordan and I spend a lot of time together studying and working on documents and doing the finances for passionate oh you're the best friend says the one that left the story halfway through that's got nothing to do with this oh really what kind of music does Jonah like yeah screw you fugo Jonah likes me more he likes me more damn it let's go cheese boy personally hey Jojo oh really I thought that was the only one let me guess stuck up arrogant full of themselves you at the nail on the head I brought some wine if you want any oh I think this is gonna be the start of a beautiful friendship quiet that's better apologies Mr Speedwagon but it would seem the gang would like to make a formal complaint and would like to ah give you reasons why they are the best Joe Bro oh God not with the music again sorry I can unzip things I can make things real soft I've got a gun I've got an airplane virus [Music] you didn't even rhyme I've had it up to here with all these jail Bros showing about it nowhere I invited only a handful of showbos just a handful one for each part what happens though more of you kept showing up like roaches what after the other one after the other I'm a jail bro he's a Joe Bro she's a Joe Bro although any more chill Bros I should know about well hey everyone uh sorry I'm late I bought a present but I hate it hey what's going on [Music] deckless hopeless all as far as bug-eyed stiff-legged spotty left worm-headed suck a monkey sure you are hallelujah holy [ __ ] I'm in trouble of course not my dear you've come at an incredulous time that's a 180. what can I do to help a fair Maiden such as yourself well I saw that you invited all the Joe Bros help out with the Christmas party oh your friend of the JoJo's I I see [Music] oh I guess that kind of makes me josuke's girlfriend it's what tosuke never said that he had a girlfriend right okay awesome I feel so betrayed ah well I see well I would never turn down someone so close to the JoJo's um you're free to say of course and help out as any way you can Mrs oh heresy yeah so here I say oh God josuke's dating one of my cousins but I'm just his girlfriend so I actually decided to bring along one of josuke's actual friends actual friends yo oh there's no end in sight he appeared up from the ground he had a simple goal he fought the rock humans to say this Mother's Soul he would be on what I expected when I met him on the bus but he has more testicles so that's a major plus what Jingle Bells is he really 89 years old here's my stand to research things and I am made of strength hey jingle bells job and smells your skin likes potatoes cause we're the best Joe bro hey hey hey hey hey hey watch it Missy you can't come in here acting all cute and innocent and then go and say that you're the best Joe Bro I am the best Joe bro no I am the best of Joe bro no we are no we are [Music] [Music] everyone let's get out jingle bells jingle bells Joshua flew away we go near and far down to Joe Stars [Music] jingle bells jingle bells Joe Bros all the way fight to the end we're the best friends ever here to save the day oh my God Grumps your house is full of snow well at least it's not on fire damn this is a mess don't worry though crazy zombie can fix this right up should I grow a Christmas tree father oh yes that would be wonderful Jonah ah splendid much better now everything looks ready for the holidays oh good Heavens I'm so sorry Jonathan we were trying to make this place ready for the best Christmas party ever seems we all buggered up whenever we were arguing there's nothing to worry about you all came together to help throw a splendid party for us even if you argued and bickered you walk to help those you love I can't think of anything else that exemplifies a Christmas spirit like what you've all done families argue and bicker but in the end we all care for one another so from the bottom of my heart I thank you Speedwagon and I thank you all for truly being the best friends of the geostar family no no no I will not accept this happy sappy tappy ending like some crappy Hallmark movie or light novel we all argued for the past half hour about who the best show bro is so I have a question for you Joe Starr Family who is the best Joe Bro that's what you were all arguing about oh my what a silly question there's no such thing as the best Joe Bro you've all been so important to each and every one of our lives and our story as a whole simply couldn't just pick one of you say that one of you is better than the other is simply Ludacris what Iggy Iggy is the best Joe Bro what why are you the door [Music] gyro gyro you there I'm a crazy hear the song um there cool um I guess I can do my song now okay um dashing through the snow let's get to New York City gonna win the steel ball race and your balls are pretty deep

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Id: yOd9BfABGg0

Length: 18min 30sec (1110 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 25 2022

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[u/Killer_queen9]

Seen this yesterday and I was laughing so hard at parts My fav is when gyro shows up