DIO: THE GENERATIONAL HATER

take a step i dare you so he tries to climb it but he keeps on climbing the same stair over and over and over again deals like wow what's wrong you on 400 pink or something you know what while you struggle with your lag spikes i'm gonna sit in this chair that's conveniently here right over this staircase [Applause] [Music] hi ladies and gentlemen it is finally time to return to the round table of black air force activity and our greatest challenger yet has finally approached to be judged and to take his rightful seat at this sacred table of menaces and it is none other than the greatest hater in anime history dio the king of hate and ass the pettiest of the petty probably one of the greatest ops of all time this man is truly black air force incarnate so bro i ain't even gonna waste no time with this one so y'all already know we got the evidence on deck and it is finally time to observe the generational hater so without further ado exhibit a all right ladies and gentlemen i now present to you exhibit a dio brando so to understand why this man has the most out of pocket hatred we gotta go all the way back to 1880. so d.o started off in the trenches man was playing chess for money getting beat up in the bar and living in this old ass shack so bro hella down bad so his dad is dying right so he tells him all right you listen here boy when i die take this letter to the joestar family now you see them cause owe me a debt i'll tell you they some rich ass [ __ ] too so you know what to do rob them [ __ ] take every last set make pepe proud so he died so deals at the cemetery he's like about damn tom your old ass died i ain't gonna laugh she hated you you drove mama to die you was a piece of [ __ ] so you could eat a dick [ __ ] so later on d.o pulls up to the joestar mansion so jonathan's like hi my name's jonathan this is my dog danny's like that's your dog yeah isn't he great she ain't [ __ ] dog oh my god bro somebody call peter this could just take me the dog bro ain't even been here for a minute and he already starting [ __ ] look at him he's already ready to scrap so the dad come out of he like yo what are y'all doing and deal's like oh i am terribly sorry that filthy animal was in my personal space so george tells jonathan all right listen dio's gonna be living here from now on so jonathan goes over to touch his bag but dio grabs his hand and elbows him in the chest so he comes down and he's like listen lil good this is my house now i run this [ __ ] so i want to hear from your little spoiled ass i'm about to make your life hell so as time goes on as they start living together jonathan's having this boxing match so the reps like hey uh just let you know your opponent got changed huh yeah you gonna be fighting him oh my god round one fight oh my goodness ladies and gentlemen he can't even hit him and a beautiful body shot landed by dio and a beautiful right straight to the jaw [Applause] [Music] oh my god yo this man just watched him in front of his hometown so after d.o humiliated jonathan jonathan started talking to you know arena and everything so this mandio decided to do the pettiest sh he pulls up on her and says hey you jojo girl he been looking a little happy lately and i don't like that a bit [Music] oh my gosh bro this man is so petty he says oh you thought your first kiss was gonna be with jojo nah it was with me [ __ ] come up deal so later on jonathan ends up running up on dio and bro's like how dare you raise your voice at me you should learn some respect so he elbows him in the nose and bro i was like stupid little you just mad cause i rised up your girl real good but then jonathan just started laying the hands on hit this man with the dempsey rule how dare you lay your hands on my beautiful face [Music] but then george ends up stopping them so deal's like don't think you're getting away with this i don't take elves so later on the butler is walking outside and he's at the furnace and he sees this box so he's like oh it's just a box so he lights the furnace but then something start banging so then later on in the day they having a funeral cause the dog was in the furnace oh my god bro this man dio put the dog in the furnace to burn oh my god so a couple of years pass and they end up becoming friends well not really because this mandio is fake as hell so george joestar has gotten sick and he has a very bad cough so the thing is dio has been giving this man medicine the whole time but not his real medicine this man has been poisoning him the entire time and then jonathan figured out wait a minute didn't your dad have the same symptoms too oh my god you killed your father so then dio's like are you trying to impress me right now so he ends up swinging on jonathan but jonathan just ate that john was like bro you best get to stepping out of my house so he ends up throwing them off the balcony so jonathan's like you are a fake ass [ __ ] and i'm calling the cops so dio ends up dipping but he takes the stone mask so later on he out here drunk as hell so he ends up running into these two dudes so bro smacks him in the jaw and he's like hmm this is the perfect time time to test out this stone mask so he puts it on this dude and runs him into the other dude so it stabs him so then the mask activates with the blood and he didn't turn this man into a whole vampire so the dude starts to choke him out but that top of the morning ended up getting his ass so after this d.o pulls back up to the house so jonathan runs up on it he was like yeah i didn't figure that you've been poisoning my dad so dio's trying to plead his case then speed wagon in the corner like i i don't trust that [ __ ] with his old capping ass and then george is behind the curtains so deal's like well i ain't got nothing to lose now bring me that ass so he ends up stabbing george and he's like yes it's morphing time so they end up shooting them and d.o ends up going out the window so about a minute later while everybody thinking he dead they're like uh why is his body gone and he rips this man's head colleen off and now he's a whole ass vampire [Music] so bro just started bodying everybody in the house so then he goes over to fight jonathan but he ends up burning them but obviously that ain't doing that he just shrugged it off and yo look at this man walking up the wall like a louis vuitton model what the [ __ ] [ __ ] said kim kang got [ __ ] on me and look at jonathan he like oh my god his zestiness is too strong so man's had to twinkle him all the way from the roof and impelled this man on a spear so he could finally burn the ash but obviously that's not gonna work hello so after this deal does a bunch of shenanigans first off this man turned jack the ripper into a vampire so then he goes over and takes over this entire village turned basically almost everybody into zombies kidnapped this little boy's sister stepped on this dog what the [ __ ] is that bro like honest to god and then oh boy this is probably the worst thing this man ever did so he got this lady in her baby up here so she's like please please just spam my child and theo's like [ __ ] please who you think i is yo baby daddy i ain't got time to take care of your damn kid so he turns her into a zombie it makes her eat her baby no no no i'm done no this is probably the first time i've ever done this but i don't care go ahead and sit down bro i i'm done this is the most demonic [ __ ] i have ever seen besides besides when boo shaded is in heaven this is right behind it what the actual [ __ ] nah bro we ain't even done with exhibit and i just had to go ahead and sit them as bro i know i had to give this man a fast pass he skipped the line bruh said yeah i'll spare my so after a bunch of dramatic ass events jonathan finally pulls up on deals so he's like wow congratulations you beat all of my sup bosses tell me tell me real quick how's that zepply pack hitting so then they about to scrap but dyer comes in and he's like no this is my fight so he jumps up to kick him but dio grabs both of his legs and makes him do the splits then he freezes his entire body then he says you know men shouldn't do the splits right cause that's how you break your balls you bro shattered this man's body so then jonathan comes in and slices him in half with his sword but theo's like you really thought that old [ __ ] was gonna work say psych right now let me tell you something right now yohan training is axe you are ass so then dio jumps at him but jonathan hits them with this [ __ ] punch [Applause] like impossible [Music] so some time passes so jonathan and erina end up getting married so while they are on their honeymoon jonathan ends up seeing one of dio's assistants so he runs after him and they end up going to this casket so bro opens the casket and he pulls dio's head out of the casket then dio says happy honeymoon [ __ ] hey hey first off i just want to give my congratulations even though i did steal your girl's first kiss congratulations my bad i couldn't make the wedding but i knew i would have been your best man right tell me tell me something real quick how my lips taste so bro laser beams this man turns everybody on this ship into zombies and ends up jacking this man's body and he rested at the bottom of the ocean for years 1889 to 1983. so yeah that was exhibit a and it's finally time to move on to exhibit b all right ladies and gentlemen i now present to you exhibit b d.o so after d.o came out of his casket in 1983 this is when he took stuff to the next level bro was on his kanye arc [ __ ] dropped off his last name and said you will know me as capital d capital i capital o mans was going around beating cheeks be some cheeks made giorno beat some old cheeks had three other ugly ass kids with jonathan's body and he would just drink their blood after he finished beating their cheeks then he ended up meeting poochie his hating ass successor passed down his hate and ass ideology to this good got his stand from enya the hag's ugly ass and yo this man was just so mysterious at the beginning of stardust crusaders you ain't even see his face till like 45 episodes later everybody just had stories of meeting them avdol was like yeah yeah i saw that [ __ ] i was walking up the stairs right and i saw this big [ __ ] he was licking his lips and [ __ ] but i was like hell nah i ain't into that freaky you feel me so i jumped out the window and i hit the dashboard i was stepping then they ran into pulling the ref pulling the ref was like yeah i remember that yo he brainwashed me and man took me into this room and he had the gypsy ball and [ __ ] [ __ ] was like i can tell your future and he brainwashed this man cocky owing too but no no it's what he did to a whole horse while dia was reading a book this man really tried to pull a gun on him then when he's about to shoot him deals like are you positive you want to pull that trigger then bro teleports right behind him and he was like i liked how you pulled that gun out on me we should do this more often dog had this man shaking in his boots so when they finally get to egypt after facing all the sub bosses pole nerf ends up walking up on this staircase and finally finds deal so dio's like wow congratulations y'all made it i mean you down two people but congratulations hey but i tell you this though you walk up that step you're dead take a step i dare you so he tries to climb it but he keeps on climbing the same stair over and over and over again deals like wow what's wrong you on 400 pink or some [ __ ] you know what while you struggle with your lag spikes i'm gonna sit in this chair that's conveniently here right over this staircase sudden everybody else finally ends up coming in so deal's like the sunlight i must retreat so about a minute later they climb this staircase and they see this casket so joseph's like hey ugly boy open the casket so he opens the casket and he sees himself in the casket so they like oh [ __ ] hey yo the fact that this mandio put this man in the casket like that man's killed him in the blink of an eye and shoved him in the casket just so he could give him a little scare so they are running away in deals like ah yes the hunt begins so later on bro walking down the street and he's like hmm i like this car so dogs like hey what you think you're doing car this car belongs to the senator but he just breaks his arm and hops in the car so then he looks at the senator rips out his two front teeth and he says um looks like you got a date with the tooth fairy tonight now get your ass in the front seat and drive so why they driving they hit a traffic jam so the senator is like yo i can't drive then d.o says uh you know the sidewalk's wide open right so he starts driving on the sidewalk and deal says floyd so he made this man run over all these people just to get out of a traffic jam jesus christ so he finally ends up catching up to him so kakeowin tries to use emerald splash on him but dio just looks at it he's like wow so pretty get the [ __ ] on my face so while they keep on driving he holds so they end up dipping and going on top of the roof so d.o follows them so then kakyoin sets up this trap so it's like haha i have you now so show me your stand ability so deal's like i then witness true hatred ratio so then dio goes over to him and says this is my stand ability the ratio i can stop timing ratio anybody in the amount of mere seconds in just a blink of an eye i could freeze your account and gain hundreds no thousands of likes before you even get what now i'm about to fist you and no pause because we're already paused resume so joseph was like oh nah what's the best thing i know how to do hit the jets and get the stepping so while he's chasing joseph down he ends up punching him off this roof so joseph sees jodo he's like oh my god my [ __ ] do not come any closer so then d.o sees him and he's like um both of them at the same time time to end this mid-ass bloodline [Music] so then deal comes down and just starts walking towards them smacking cats smacking people like they mannequins and he's like i could only used to give one l at a time but now i can give two it'll eventually be 10 to 20 to thousands so i leave you with my party gift [Music] and with that ratio so then he looks at jotter and he's like hmm your next little [ __ ] so jotaro starts walking towards him so he's like huh so you're approaching me you trying to fall off like your granddaddy [ __ ] but he's like nah i gotta get closer to you so i can beat your [ __ ] out your ass so dear's like i like that i like that energy yup come get this fade so they start boxing and d.o that's what i used to hit your granddaddy with back in the day now catch this ratio so they keep on scrapping so joe ends up punching him into this jewelry store so while he's knocked out he gets up and looks at the lady he's like hey make yourself useful and fetch me my leg so she started to get scared so he said [ __ ] hurry the [ __ ] up and give me my goddamn leg so we ends up killing her and taking her blood and he's like oh we just getting started you overgrown man child i hope you're ready for a knife party so then bro ended up throwing all these knives at this man like can somebody please tell me where this man was storing all of these knives at like for like ain't no way that belt buckle handled all of those so he ended up stabbing him so while he's on the ground deals like hmm i guess i'll just kill him with this road sign but then polandriff comes from the top rope and then deal oh that tickled go ahead move to the side for me so then the cops pull up but deals like really so then he starts controlling the other cop and he's like i i need you to aim right and precisely right there so he makes him shoot him and yo this man is so determined to make sure that he is dead he is a lying on the ground trying to hear a heartbeat i was like i better not hit his [ __ ] take a breath but you know what just to make sure i'ma chop off his head with this road sign but jojo ended up cracking him upside down and he hit him so hard he can't even move his legs so he's like ah no i gotta go so he ends up stopping timing hanging on to the back of this taxi then jodoro ends up chasing him down and why is he in the sewer right now so then he ends up sitting in d.o flying but then this mandio starts screaming at him he's like you fool you fell for my trap don't you remember this same street so we ended up punching him to the street that joseph's body is at and he ends up taking all of his blood he sucked that man's dry paws and now he's awakened deal and bro is a losing his mind he's like yes this glorious power is even giving me green lipstick oh i can't wait to give you a big fat juicy kiss so they started scrapping again and dio is just starting to go off the deep end now this body is so juicy now bring me my money [ __ ] so don't worry ends up going flying so deals like oh jojo what do you think you're doing your sack of [ __ ] with this final attack i will finally end your mid ass bloodline for good so ratio so then he comes down and he's like i'm about to create the greatest meme in anime history one l has passed two elves have passed three l's have passed so we gotta be thinking okay yo what is this man charging up it's gotta be like a spirit bomb over a sane gun a ghetsuga or i don't know a dragon fist no this man does the unthinkable this man dropped a steamroller on he dropped a steamroller on him who in their right mind would think of this bro saying hmm i could end his life with anything right now you know what i want to do i'ma fly over to this construction site grab this big ass sting roller fly it all the way back and slam it on this what that that is just doing the most so then you start speaking and for the longest time for all these years i thought yo he's beating the hell out of this with his fists no no take a closer look he is beating this with his elbows he got some elbow action going on with this now then he's like it's [Music] i finally done it after all these long years i have finally ratioed the entire [ __ ] joe starr family all you [ __ ] ass fell the [ __ ] off my ratio power has now exceeded to nine elves but then dio ends up realizing he can't move because jodoro just stopped time it was like impossible this is [ __ ] so then he ends up kicking them off the steamroller so then they end up having one final clash but then jotaro hit him with a counter ratio then he says you know man there's only one reason why you lost you just simply pissed me off get off my family dick so yeah uh i mean i already sat the man so what more could i say i mean i could get into some of the stuff that happens in part six but that would be getting into spoilers for anime only so i'm not gonna do all that but uh yeah bro this man is a menace this is a demon incarnate man tormented this family for a damn near 100 years made a lady eat her own child and along with dropping a steamroller on [ __ ] no pack your bags bro pass this test with ease hey i go live i forgot to go to outro so i'll just leave y'all with this [Music] you

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Length: 22min 54sec (1374 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 17 2022