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you get a little thicker on the waist yeah and there's reports about him on the weed and the strip clubs well his own base percentage is all we're looking at now and jeremy gets on base an awful lot for a guy who only cost 285 000. welcome to car shield field where we have germa baseball association action for you tonight a big time matchup between the california circus and the maryland magicians maryland comes in at 27 and 22 the circus 11 games over 500 i'm joined by former phoenix caveman great gary grunt i am storm williamson and gary we should have a big time great matchup on the field tonight yeah very good ball clubs on the field here this evening storm uh we throw out the record books when these two teams get together they're just two vastly different ball clubs they win different ways uh the circus is more of a clown show they kind of try to trick you into some different pitches whereas on the other side the magicians they went with their clever illusions i'd like to see what the big tall right-hander has on the mound here tonight what kind of tricks they have up their sleeve and of course the power cards will play a big part of tonight's game get a look at joy handsome right now the manager of the maryland magicians he's guided his club to a five game over 500 mark so far this year and a coastal clash these teams coming from across the country to meet tonight there you get a look at fred big top the leader of the california circus and don't let that face fool you he has been plenty happy this year we talked about that record of 30 and 19 for them on the year and we go from big top to big boy on the mound big boy buckle gets the call for the circus he has been outstanding all year long to the tune of a nine and six record 2.81 era what are the magicians going to have to do to try to put a dent in what this man has done this year well for the the man on the mound here tonight he's obviously a very uh dominant right-hander look for the off-speed pitchers to be really key to his arsenal tonight and on the other side for the magicians they just need to make contact there's a lot of movement uh from from big boy and we'll see what kind of contact they can make here tonight so donald strange will come to the plate the first better for the maryland magicians and the first pitch of our game just a little bit high and already chief albertson having a word with our pitcher we've only gotten one pitch through the game yeah he's going to have to take care of that control problem he needs to get that lower and over the plate or else the magicians players are going to be in for a long night dipping and diving and trying to get out of the way at some of these pitches crew chief elbertson you get a look at him right there chief of the one man crew tonight so doing a great job and maybe not so great of a job on that call yeah uh questionable call there but albertson he's the crew chief tonight so uh what he says go but he says go and uh that ball was maybe a little inside the plate hitting donald strange takes a big rip at that one couldn't quite connect and the count to one ball and two strikes now xavier mcmagick awaits on deck here comes the next pitch from big boy big rock a couple of them make it three is the third a charm a hot shot towards the hole at second base what a play and they rob him of a hit outstanding from paul laffington no laughing matter on the middle infield absolutely no laughing matter got over to his left got to the ball and then great release from glove to arm to make that throw first out of the inning great play going to his left and donald strange had to be thinking look i've done my job we've got a base hit to lead off this game the circus who had some trouble getting to this game tonight having no trouble getting settled in yeah they had a lot of trouble apparently they put the wrong gas in the car it was uh someone had put petroleum gas and they were looking for laughing gas hold on hold on crew chief albertson is down we've seen some issues with albertson and this is you know again we we need to mention here a crew chief of one so he's saying he's all right but but we'll have to see how he goes about this moving on that could be a lingering injury albertson the only umpire here tonight has to cover home plate first base second base third base the outfield as well charging in and he bubbles flips to the back albertson calls him out great play again there from the second baseman for the circus seeing some errant wands flying here and there and albertson yells safe into the dugout with the out signal and now all of a sudden coming out of the dugout joy handsome has got some words yeah i have to go into the magic spell book here to figure out how to break this defense and get past the adversity that the umpire and crew chief has created here so far joy back to the bench and now we get our first look at zeke flash a couple of bounces in and albertson thinking about it but he will rule it ball one that's what happens here in the jba sometimes a little cricket can bounce out you should never know what's going to happen i want to thank all of you for tuning in to the germa baseball association ripping a hot shot just foul past the third base bag count to one and one now on zeke flash the shortstop for the maryland magicians is hitting 246 on the year with a slugging percentage of 365. excuse me flash very capable of putting the ball over the seats we'll see what kind of pitch he gets here it's an interesting one from buckle and kicking his heel at it couldn't get a piece of it trying to get aboard first base with the hip by pitch but he can't come up with it we don't have a two in one yeah we don't expect runs to be at a premium but if you can get on base any way you can stick a leg foot anything wand anything you can get a baseball on and we get a pop fly into shallow right field moving towards right center the play is made by lenny munson so one two three top half of the first for big boy buckle on the mound and now he gives way to doug dove the right-handed pitcher for the maryland magician stands at five foot nine 160 pounds we talked about that great record for big boy how about an eight and three record for doug dub yeah doug dove known for pulling it out the dove out of the hat uh can really fired in there with a fastball has a good change up mixes in his pitches very nicely can also throw a four-seam sinker that sinks away from left-handed hitters as well as cut into righties so we'll see how mr dove handles his top half of the inning we saw a relatively easy eating for big boy in the first in the top half of the first inning here we'll see how doug dub does here as you see his stats on the board 18 games pitch 8-3 record look at that strikeout to walk ratio as we mentioned the stuff and the kind of creativity he has on the mound he can really smoke it by the batter and so now hunter sweets the lead-off man for the california circus he'll be followed by percy polkadot and then david honk batting in the three spot for the california circus and hunter suite has brought quite a bit of power to the table on the season while only hitting 216 a 341 slug due to five home runs and you saw crew chief elbertson taking a good look at that bat prior maybe just to make sure hey is this thing corked what's going on here yeah i can't have any illegal play here can't have a a cork bat that would be good it would wouldn't level the playing field here tonight as dove fires it in there as dog has really been one of the top magicians in the jba in terms of pitching he really focuses on his craft the hocus pocus on point two and one with that swing and a miss let's get a look there at crew chief elbertson as dove peers in for the next oh changing the wind up here trying to keep the hitter off balance and does oh my goodness you talked about that heat hello you can see the two different styles of the pictures we saw big boy a little bit more crafty dove here in the bottom half of the first just throwing gas the caped crusader hits him with the breaking ball and sweets is down oh he's thinking about it there goes the bat dove kicks it right back towards him and kidding in between them roy flushman says hey fellas let's simmer it down we're only in the first yeah i don't let anything let cooler heads prevail here as albertson gives him the basic dot taking a strike to begin this at bat runner over at first base is hunter sweets after being hit by the pitch they check on him and he slides back in safe a great curve ball thrown by a dove there just one 12 to six no chance for the hitter so we saw the magicians go down in order first base runner of this game sweets over at first base a bit outside but did appear that chief elbertson called that a strike it's to owen too and polka dot wants to have an extra look back at albertson as he yells towards the dugout of the magicians you gotta keep the runner on as well so a lot dealing dealing with a lot here this one's hit high and deep left side but that'll get foul yes percy not playing get a look at that big red nose of his and he was going to really really be happy if he could send that one over the fence a good start here though for the california circus dub turns and throws to first base sweets back in time again really keeping tabs on them yeah absolutely don't want to give up a stall base here still early on in the game so runs at a premium and can't uh give them can't give them away here dubs pitch a breaking ball that is fouled away to the right side that will reach the seats notice the uh equipment change from the clowns i'm used to seeing them and in games past where they've got you know bigger shoes on comically large shoes we got normal shoes on here tonight so it could be another tactic implemented by the managing staff to get some more wins for this california circus and what a job out of the circus dugout there you see great job running out those balls to crew chief elbertson doing a great job himself behind home plate despite a couple of controversial calls and that might be another one called out on strikes polka dot the first out of the bottom of the first inning well albertson's been consistent with the zone so far he's calling him highs calling him low calling him outside and inside so consistency is the name of the game when you're the umpire and look at this one catches the outside corner great frame job by the catcher it's a great point that you make there i want to go back to that though gary a former great in this game how much does that consistency from the umpire matter you know you know that any given pitch is going to be a strike whether it is or not and that that helps you out a lot as a battery yeah it keeps you on your toes it really focuses you in on the the spin rate of the ball and you won't really want to try to make contact because we have a stolen base attempt here sweets [Applause] oh elbertson he took some time with it i thought he might pull out the safe call but he does rule him out a stolen base caught stealing i should say on the steel attempt from hunter sweets not a great jump and a fantastic throw down right into the glove of the second baseman there and the tag is applied and the second out of the bottom of the half of the first inning here great throw just like that two down elbertson having to keep both of these dugouts in check early on a lot of drawing going on from both sides well the stakes are high here storm these teams need a victory they need a victory and you know we're talking about two of the best teams in this league as well we're getting closer to postseason play and you want to be in the correct form when you go into postseason play and we'll see if these teams can get back to the style of baseball that we're used to seeing yeah jockeying for playoff positioning is this one's in there for they call that a strike in motion but 3-1 is the count yeah games playing elsewhere the drunkards are playing the mimes this evening as well as the k-band my former squad and the old ladies match it up we'll have crunch time after this to give us the full breakdown on all the highlights of the jba games that are happening this afternoon and it goes into fowl territory should mention here you know we've got our standard defensive alignment for the most part and a man on stilts out in left center for the magicians you know that secret weapon one of those tricks that you can pull out when you need it time and time again and against these right-handed batters power hitters trying to put a gapper out there and score a run not today yeah it's the jba's version of uh almost of a defensive shift where they hit the man and stilts out in left field again he can get those wall scrapers anything going over that wall on that left side you can get to and track down and what is this they called it a strike in david he got that he got the umpire got the count wrong and you know that's one of those things oh strike call and that will set down david honk and do it for this first inning so we did get our first base runner of the game but a pair of strikeouts in the caught stealing they go in order once again to the california circus back with more jba action after this this is the germa baseball association i am storm williamson joined by former caveman great gary grunt soon to be hall of famer next year they're going to have that induction for you and we got some noise coming from the circus dugout elbertson trying to check this bat right now from roy flushman we saw flushman get in between what could have been an altercation in that first inning yeah look at the defensive line of the circus buckle throwing the rubber helium on first laughing on second oh circus with some noise from the dugout but it's booted it's short unable to make the play polka dot polkadot very upset with the shortstop unable to make that play just a slow roller to that left side you could argue the play should have been made as look right toward the shortstop for the circus and you know we have we have security just beyond the first base bag he was patting down roy flushman right there just to make sure that nothing nefarious was going to have anything illegal on the field there's no chewing gum no no sunflower seeds they got to make sure we keep this field clean you never know where these magicians are going to hide something that might give them the advantage look at him drop the bunt pull it back and put it into left field that is a beautiful piece of hitting by craig mystery keeping it a mystery what he's going to do with the play yeah craig doing a very good job showed bond pulled it back and roped a single now albertson looking at him now he's coming over to talk to him as is saying something illegal not on the field let's see here i thought this was baseball you can't i don't oh no smoking on the field i guess uh you put that he was trying to have a smoke and a pancake which that's not allowed here so great job by albertson to keep it clean here joy handsome you know tobacco products allowed on the field in this game you say look just a little bit can we just have just a couple of puffs when we get to first base you know just a little like a first base break i mean look at this we got some pipe action going on in the other dugout what's the big deal there's no puffing the magic dragon or any dragon here in in the car shard field car shield field so uh there'll be no puffin oh slow one comes in it's fouled back off the bat of ronnie smith now we're gonna have a let's have a mascot battle being behind home plate between the clowns excuse me before the circus and the magicians as you can see the it's like dumbledore and and dumbledore has stolen a fan sign and used it as a weapon here that is a lot of action on the field and in the stands here security has to come over maybe separate the uh two mascots behind home plate so the pitcher doesn't get distracted and you see big boy going with that split grip to start how hard is it for a guy like him to to keep things under control when there's so much going on with the pulse drop not a distraction but we see it all the time in the jba so these guys are used to it they can stay locked in stay laser focused on the task at hand is rightfully calling out look we have a team called the circus yet it's the magicians that have been the circus in the dugout yeah absolutely a clown show right now for the magicians creating a lot of havoc talking a lot of smack and directing a lot of their hostilities towards albertson you know they are the circus but this is a team that's won 30 games this year and you think about a circus maybe being disorganized this might be one of the more organized circuses you'll find out there is big boy a little off balance as he comes home with it and that goes all the way to the backstop so runners advance to second and third base and our count goes to two and two so that was a call strike so big chance for the magicians now to get on the board two runners in scoring position let's see if they can get this ball in play no out still here in the top of the second you know one man crew the the just how clean this home plate is for a one-man crew truly incredible big boy buckle still waiting for this plate to get wiped off and you know we talked about some of the distractions now the stoppage in play he looks like he's in rhythm out there and he's starting to find his tempo find that rhythm let's see if he floats one across play again the two different styles of pitchers is on display here tonight as you know big boy just kind of lofts it over the plate relies on his uh on his off speed stuff doesn't throw anything overpowering has to hit his spots and he walks the batter here yeah big boy is not happy with that he thought that one bounced up into the zone and albertson is trying to show him that big boy is still not buying it and now [Music] over there at first base trying to make sure that the magicians have everything together we have a power card we power card power card being played albertson there it is what what card is being played here let's see common card all opposing outfielders are removed from the next at-bat what a card to play that is the kind of managing we love to see here in the jba and you know this is just a veteran move by joy handsome you see why this team has been so successful all year long bases loaded jam nobody out how are we going to do this poof that's how we're going to do it we're going to put that poof card out there and see if they can't even capitalize even more here for the magicians use them if you want a smart time to play this card poof the outfielders are gone and a big chance for the magicians to get some runs on the board and interesting the fred big top was you know coming out as if to show that he was not happy with that call that is well within league rules uh they're supposed to be yeah the power chord has to be played before the batter steps into the biter box look at that first pitch swinging there's nobody out there all the way to the surf shark sign and they are not going to be able to do anything about it look at the big man chug here goes donovan slate into third base with the triple oh they're still loaded and the bases are still loaded three runs come around to score and two more runners out on the pass they just kept going around the clowns are trying to settle the show right now and claim that these up now we gotta look out run down run down here in the infield it's a mystery as to what's going on craig mystery being chased he's single to get aboard he later came around to score albertson trying to gain control of this mess right now and he gets those players off the field so what a triple there from the magicians here's another look at it lined into left field smoked nobody out there again the poof card was played no outfielders for that bat the magicians capitalized so just like that our first runs of the ball game they belong to the maryland magicians it's a three-nothing score in the top of the second inning still nobody out here for the magicians and the circus now have their outfielders back see how big boy buckle responds here trying to put a little mustard on the ball like that little slap swag with that last delivery excuse me as we get a fly ball into the right it's caught tagging and holding at third base that gun of an arm from lenny munson keeps him put yeah munson doesn't mess around has a great right arm can really flight that ball into home plate so a good job to keep the runner at third base and we still stay at three nothing with one out here in the top of the second hand i don't know about you gary but i do not test people named lenny munson is one of those don't test them and don't trust them that one comes in just a touch low from big boy buckle he's been varying his not only his delivery but the speed of his pitches as well yeah has featured a couple of different windups here this one's smoked back up the middle that'll score another run for the magicians look at that off the bat of barry bedazzle he's got the magicians up four nil gotta wonder if the circus is thinking about getting someone warmed up at the bullpen now as buckle has struggled here in the first inning in two thirds wow what a promising start for big boy buckle and as the nine hitter mike salmon comes to the plate he is motioning for his outfielders hey come in this guy can't hit the ball anywhere yep they're staying out there salmon likes to hit the ball upriver you know i i would think that a downstream approach might be the path of least resistance but this is a guy that has seeked out adversity his entire career yeah really puts a lot of power behind the ball can really whip that bat through the strike zone and plant the baseball wherever he wants puts it on the ground to the right side laughington to the bag at second a perfect one hop throw gets the lead runner turned to first base not in time two down now so fielder's choice there couldn't get the double just getting over the top of that and again crew chief elbertson having to take charge and really make sure that these teams understand who's in charge out here [Music] that facial expression for fred big top a little bit more fitting now that we moved into the second inning down four nil [Applause] we'll take the slow walk back to the top of the dugout and what's this what's this albertson is stopping play there's a drone on the field oh no albertson doesn't like he likes to keep it again within the rules of play and right now we just have a drone hovering over field and albertson is i think he's afraid that this could affect play maybe the ball could potentially hit the the drone and affect where it lands and as they're trying to get this drone out of here these are some of the things that you have to appreciate about an albertson called game there is some chaos in this league from time to time albertson keeps things under wraps and now we get big top with a happy gilmore style oh ichiro's it off the belt and it's caught then dropped in right what's the call what is albertson saying there's some confusion on the base pass they're ruling him out three hours three out they call them out so wow the cricket style delivery from buckle gets the out and the inning is over fouled off by sean giggles so he's download one giggles takes a ball so doug dove back to work for the magicians and what looked like you know that lead off base runner for california in the bottom of the first inning that they might be the first to crack the scoreboard wouldn't really expect this four-nothing score as albertson might get done with this call sometime tonight it was a big-time strike so he had they had to emphasize the call man was a great pitch on the outside corner another one of the reasons why you tune into albertson games maybe just a little bit more than others throughout this league on the ground back up the middle giggles gets it past the glove of the diving shortstop in the center field a lead off base hit oh nice job by giggles to get to take what the pitcher gave him just drove it right back up the middle you can see great swing here [Music] got enough power behind that past the diving shortstop and into center field no wand is going to get that ball zeke flash gave it a look but even he not fast enough now manny up chuck and he's getting the crowd pumped they love it up chuck trying to create an uppercuts type swing here they circus needs to get back into this game uppercut strike call from elbertson on one ten bombs on the year for upchuck he looks for another runner on first base is sean giggles and he puts a charge into this one into deep center field turned around on it but the play made out there good job by xavier mcmagick yeah great footwork out there by mcmagick sean why he's a center fielder great form let's turn around a little bit but that ball is driven into that deep left center and giggles will remain at first base so still one runner on is a good catch there from mcmagick the center fielder for the magicians and i'm not sure if they're dealing with an injury for doug dove right now but he's been shoving now they're all at the mount for a meeting something has come out here this is a little magic potion maybe oh a little elixir oh for the team i feel good juice as if doug dove wasn't in enough of a groove already and now look at this the circus getting involved here on the mountain yeah the jesters want to get in on that magic elixir see a pie out there as well oh oh albertson trying to get the pie off the field everybody comes out by the way i've got a feeling somebody is going to get served not with a paper but a pie sooner than later here sir as long as it's got a little whipped cream on there maybe it's a banana split pie cream pie key lime pie either way we'll serve it up slices here tonight car shield stadium so up chuck retired for the first out in the inning and here comes harry helium dove after the magic elixir drops in a strike over the inside corner and the clown mascot really trying to encourage the circus to get some runs get some hits and get back in this game trailing four nothing bottom of the second dove looking energized his pitch just a touch tall he went with the heater that time the next to harry off the end of his bat he'll poke it foul up the right side harry helium hitting 254 on the season that on base percentage all the way up at 355 though it gets plenty of air underneath his batted balls has a high pitch voice as well as he tries to combine all that into a nice power stroke there's nothing like the hairy helium high when he sends one long we'll see if he can put a charge into one here with his next one to count and now all of a sudden some consternation behind home plate i believe hunter sweets is one of the i think you just wanted to know what the count was make sure you had it right okay so harry he had to decide what pitch he wanted to put down for dub the throw and now the pitch popped up back behind home plate out of play off the bat of helium one and two still still one ball two strikes to helium going with the interesting makeup can't really get some makeup around that beard so going with the quarter face make up the dark eyes it's a beard that would make a former caveman proud you know what i was born but was born came out of the obama's woman with a with a beard and now that's most cavemen doing and you're telling me before the game little known fact about phoenix cavemen players there is a minimum back hair requirement in order to even even get a call to the tryouts yes you have to have at least a good three inch thick fur on the back especially across the shoulder blades uh from left to right that will really get you into the league of cavemen but if you've got those patches down on the left right near the back side of the ribs too we'll take you as well too picky and helium takes it outside so two and two the count now to harry helium and right now doug dove just having his way with this circus lineup something we're not used to seeing from california no not at all looking for uh laughing gas better this ball is drilled into center field but it should be easy work for the position magic the hat off and everything a little flair without number two i got good wood to it unfortunately it's got a little two underneath that ball and a great play by big magic to get to that one and stay scoreless here is the circus in danger of leaving a runner on base here they need runs there is no doubt this maryland team knows how to put on a show as it brings in larry munson munson sends a third fly ball into center field hat off again mick magic hasn't done it he's been making three of the outs in this inning awfully impressive well ahead for the magicians and it's been some good baseball this fall very good baseball and i was uh able to get down into the locker room i asked if i could interview some of the players and they said be with you in a minute so yeah richard looney out there unicycling in center field actually we've got three outfielders unicycling currently first ball hit hard on the ground by mcmagick who recorded all three outs in the last half inning he's retired by a strong throw from polkadot to open up the third you can see what he was trying to do they're trying to get into the outfield where the outfielders are in on unicycles so he was a high chopping swing just got over that ball and headed to the shortstop great play and first out worth noting that our only runs of our first runs of this game i should say came from a poof card and now we've got our second card of the game being played this time by the circus oh the understudy card looks to be being played here from the circus side we're going to need the we're going to the magician's mascot this one is opposing teams mascot much must pitch for this half inning this is a rare card and the california circus was able to pull this power card and pre-game and now we'll see dumbledore look at this guy he'll pitch for at least this batter is it the entire inning look out knuckle ball pitcher heading to the mound you're you have to be dumbledore unspin it with the best of them wonderful bring his wand out or he'll just use his hand some interesting moves there is he's gonna have to give way to big boy buckle and you know before that poof car big boy buckle has really done everything in his power to keep his california circus in this game yeah he's changed up his delivery style he's gone quicker he's gone faster he tried a qriket style delivery he's tried dealing it from the left side of the mount right side of the mound he's really been trying to switch it up and keep these magician batters from getting comfortable inside that box and is he calling a shot was that a shot call there from number 31 i think so and he's going to lay down the butt look at this zeke flash hot dog beating it out the fake collar shot he went babe ruth with it and he pulls down the bunt single what a play the clowns are definitely caught off guard there magicians at it again take a look on the fansly instant replay that's as good as it gets from the flash [Music] [Applause] what a trick pulled out of the hat there for the magicians [Music] getting a runner on board a chance to add to their lead and as dumbledore will face batter number two roy flushman puts a bat on it and off the unicycle it goes over the head artificial surface it's bouncy out there he ditched the unicycle as well and the runners will hold up at third base they do hold so we'll see if albertson wants to go out and make sure make sure that's not an automatic run or anything as again the right fielder was not on the unicycle dropped it right there user air got over the head lost the wig boy what a clown show oh we got our first pie in the face pie in the face albertson the circus wanted that play called dead because oh and he is tossed and he's gone alvison don't have any of that [Applause] with the pie to the face and now he's gone now the magicians and excuse me now the mascots are chasing one another around the field chaos has broken out here as a pie in the face i think that's albertson 50th pie to the face this season oh he's no stranger to the pie in the face he wears it well let's take another look at this pie in the face see the argument happening boom right there [Applause] right in to the face that shaving cream or whipped cream he's not eating it so i can only assume that it's shaving cream you know you would think a lot of umpires might be a little bit more upset the turf monster got him tripped him up a little bit and he's tossing the rubber he's tossing the turf out of this game as well unbelievable and we'll see now maybe this gets maybe this gets joy handsome back in the good graces of albertson of course albertson an ultimate professional doesn't want to wipe that off just wants to keep play going and our official score if you're wondering if you're scoring at home yeah nine on that play e9 on that play if you're keep track at home for this broadcast here tonight glad you're with us storm it's always a pleasure to be alongside you sit down sit down and this is again a real issue both mascots now we had one of these mascots called out for the card there's a reason yeah for dumbledore should be there dumbledore should be there but the clown mascot needs to exit the field he's holding up the pace of play here and now elbertson just just exasperated here and now we got a new batter coming to the plate this is ronnie smith [Applause] [Music] first into him hit on the ground sharply to short look him back poke it out across the diamond it's too tall and it bounces into the stands boy ronnie with the least clever name on the magicians but that's a great baseball play there showing the aggressiveness is albertson now trying to explain what happens here so they're going to give second base to smith and run another run scored i do believe so it should be five nothing run scores run scores albertson confirms right on top of it polka dot apologize for the language our effects mike sometimes picks up some of the of the on-field uh language and we apologize to our younger viewers if anyone was offended by that from the umpire the heat of the battle you know there are a lot of things to learn out here and as a ball player learning to curse at the right time is a big part of the game yep and that'll be out number two run will score though on the chopper to the left side what's the third baseman doing i don't think he thought the hitter touched base is bringing it over to the first baseman i guess he's not confident in the throw across the diamond didn't want another run advancing there is again the circus was just charged with another error on that overthrow in the first baseman let's keep another runner at first now for the magicians percy throwing it all over the yard and now donovan slate comes to the plate he had that big bases clearing triple back in the second inning still dealing with i'm not into that time out with that really is a lot of pie in the face there for out here crew chief elbertson hold on a second he's calling time and now he's headed out towards towards right field i believe he's asked for the grounds crew something wrong with the field right now and he'll go out for some inspection and as he's calling the empire is calling for the ground screw and of course when you're involved with any baseball league the grounds crew guys is really that makes uh really makes the game go the way they keep up the field how they paint the lines take care of the turf i'm not sure what albertson sees out in the outfield here it looks like there's an errant sheet there here comes the groundskeeper out of the right field bullpen oh look out look out brakes are on the right side sir this right just kidding around the world so look oh man yeah that's an inerrant piece an arrow a piece of grass here let's see what he has to say so you can get a listen in here huh albertson has to say to the ground script all over definitely an artificial piece of grass has been placed on the turf oh look at the tool he's getting on now you're gonna do a little no they put some performers out there on the unicycle [Music] this field right now that is that is the manscape trip look at the job it's doing i mean that's a great job out of that trimmer maybe he could have used that manscaped razor behind home plate you know we saw him tripping on that turf earlier i think we're having mic problems i think the height of the face has affected the audio here so but a good job of manscaping that piece of lawn pulling the pie right out of his mic yep and you saw harry helium got a little swab of that pie on his way out there and he approved maybe that's why crew chief albertson not too upset about that seeing the background there the center fielder and right fielder trying to stay warm as they get back on the unicycles [Music] so technical difficulties on the field albertson is trying to get it straight but he stopped time here or he called time as again there's uh out of nowhere just a random piece of sod laid on the field and we can't have that as it's not the same level as the artificial turf here so albertson had to do some landscaping excuse me storm i gotta go buy a manscape uh that that's a good call we do have a former caveman on our broadcast if you haven't heard there's quite a bit of hair on his back that he does need to tend to so we will hear from gary a little bit later actually i believe he is taking care of that rather quick says quite a bit about how well a job that that manscaped razor does for you i was due for a shave in the back my wife will certainly appreciate it when i get home tonight with a nice smooth back and those uh hands right down i i think she might be knocking on my door i think that that hairy back might have been what was doing it for you yeah good play mate over there at third base magicians will take their five to nothing lead to the bottom half of this inning circus need to get something going here yeah absolutely chilling by five runs here in their half of the third inning this is no more of a laughing matter they have got to get some runs and it has to start right now paul laffington will try to get it going he cracks one foul onto the green stuff out in the left field territory foul territory excuse me i almost hit the basketball hoop on that left side of the field there's a playground as well then that left side is albertson will get some more balls to the home plate as we've seen a couple of now hard hit balls find the stands some of that feel good juice again for the magicians the elixir of life if you will it makes you wonder if if doug dove is getting an unfair advantage out here performance enhancing is that what you're saying and you know what on the juice it does make you wonder as well is there a potential deal with the drunkards in the works that's true too again the uh drunkards played the bimes here uh crunch time will be following our broadcast here tonight tom chairman and dickie dreck will have highlights and full breakdowns of the games around the jba today getting the drunkards played the mimes not quite sure how many sober players the drunkards had today and then the caveman versus the old ladies as well happening in the jbl get a look at that lineup for the california circus so a reminder that post game show coming your way after this crunch time dove uh oh hidden ball trick it looked like [Music] sliding to right field long run hack comes off and the catch is made great running catch by mystery the right fielder [Music] had to go a long way lost his hat in the process but kept the focus that's all magicians do with that play and xavier mcmagic giving his approval from center field we saw him make three straight catches out there in center field in the second inning dove more hidden ball tricks as that one's fouled straight back off the pole by greg taffy yeah greg laffy taffy at the plate right now has plenty of different flavors that he can be successful with i think there's no doubt that the banana flavor is hands down the best so he would love to pull a banana flavored hit out of his pocket right here good eye there from taffy you like that that call from elbertson behind home plate sometimes you're not sure where the pitch missed albertson always lets you know mcmagick slowly oh what a play that had to be the elixir the magic elixir into the glove savior mcmagick beer in hand this guy can do it all what a slab oh what a play falling down the best part of that entire plate not one drop of beer lost not one wow even the circus have some appreciation for that there's a man's play right there what way circus players getting involved with the fans here i mean that looks like that could be a good reason why they're trailing here five nothing they're more focused on the antics of the game rather than playing the game hunter sweets looking for a word of encouragement from his lady out in the stands after getting caught stealing at second base earlier so after the outstanding play here comes sweets trying to see a little candy from the fans here to a knee for that one huge swing from hunter sweets but he comes up empty the circus have been nothing short of a clown show thus far oh and it was a moonlock moonwalk strike call there from chief umpire albertson i see the security guard now walking in the around the stands you can see him there he's enjoying some of that nice elixir as well passes it off we are in good hands here tonight nothing's going to happen here security has done a nice job going with the backwards hat now telling everybody he's not messing around keep within the rules and regulations of the game and the ballpark fair 202 and sweets is hit again breaks his bet stop stop yeah wisely throws the broken bat away doesn't want to get caught with the weapon security might have to come to the field again a fireworks trump exploding here so the second time he's been hit and warnings have been issued by albertson doesn't want this this game to get out of hand and you wonder if frustration might boil over here for the circus they're losing this game big they've been hit by a pitch for the second straight time and now their dugout gets worn for getting hit by the pitch i think the magicians were trying to say he dove into that he wasn't really hit by it okay it's okay they're going bonkers trying to break out the jackhammer and there's handsome on the mount trying to settle his group down it hit him right in the elbow he took the pie to the face well but i don't know how well that jackhammer is going to go over no no and that is exactly what the magicians are arguing they don't think that he was actually hit by the pitch they think it hit the bat and that's why the bat broke so we'll see what albertson comes what kind of conclusion he comes to but we have a runner on first for the california circus joy handsome has made his way back onto the bad side of elbertson let's go let's go let's go [Music] joey handsome for the magicians those that have an assistant i hear they're highly sought after though [Music] polka dot who has popped nine home runs this year oh they hit the ball trick the ball trick the third out of the inning the magicians pull out the wand korean a little magic an illusion and they're out of this inning we saw dove do it on the mound and now they do it at first base albertson all over it we're still at a five-nothing score as salmon leading things off and oh this could go on for a while oh my goodness this this is not this is not good all that all came out of his eyeball ribbon in the eye that's no fun you need some eye drops to the field really makes you wonder he reached base his first time up with all of that in in the back was that hiding in his brain where where did that come from even more impressive that he was able to get the first inning single with all that in his eye unbelievable we talked he he loves the adversity we talked about him swimming upstream and now he takes it in the ass oh no nobody who ever wants to take it that way hit by the pitch excuse me big boy buckle thrown out of the game yeah the magicians are out of the off or out of their dugout they want buckle out of this game is again both teams have been warned here buckle has been ushered to the turf his catcher trying to restrain punches being thrown don't need a long-term suspension here for the circus again positioning so albertson letting the next picture together there's no messing around he already worn both dugouts in the previous inning no more hit batters and the first batter of this top half of this fourth inning gets drilled as you said kyle it's as you said storm right in the ass oh goodness that that cannot feel good first of all and second big boy on the mound i mean there was no fear in crew chief albertson right there when he tossed him out of the game i don't want big boy buckle coming after me i don't know about you i'm just not going to throw him out of the game and i want to be taken to dinner before someone goes after my ass now we got another card being played here and dine oh boy power card it's a rare power card let's let's get a closer look at this one coach got to run backwards to the base of the whole ethnic backwards through the bases whole inning so all base runners will be running backwards this could be big time trouble we've already seen hunter sweets caught stealing running forwards i can only imagine backwards yeah i believe this is the third power card we've seen here in this game so both managers have done a nice job of implementing and choosing and picking their spots wisely of when to play that power card uh-oh is is big boy buckle back on the field he can't do this i believe this is greg taffy uh-oh who has come into replay oh goodness and we got more theatrics going on now i believe this is a big boy who's come out back behind yeah big boy felt bad for his teammates thought they needed some refreshments they you know they've obviously seen the magicians drink on the field so why not give it a try the other team you know albertson's patience is wearing thin here so yep she's trying to oh he's out there buckle brought the pie yeah oh oh goodness i i think he was just bringing some drinks to his fellow partners that's exactly what he was doing and we've seen the turf monster pop up a couple of times here tonight so one more albertson to get that manscaper back out exactly that that manscaped razor did wonders out in right field we've seen some nice plays out there in right field and got some uneven blades out there right now the manscaping 4.0 would be a great job speaking of right field by the way right now it's unmanned now the right fielder is retreating back to his position but i'm worried about left field and center field right now they just do not look very engaged right now partner yeah you saw no they don't they they've checked out of this game and now we see another pitcher going into the bullpen with the backup catcher so taffy gets tabbed here the tall right-hander has a runner on first base and the power card was played so all runners will now have to run backwards this entire inning first hold on he retreated back to that bag in a forward style crew chief albertson has not called him on it no he has not and the first baseman wanted to call there didn't get it and that is one of the really important things to note here gary is in these situations you have to turn yourself around to run backwards back to the bag you can't just run back forward you have to go back to the training field you know this doesn't happen all the time so you have to rely on your training relying on what you've done get you to this moment and just focus on making sure you're back pedaling toes to the ground first each toe back by the left right left right focus on that and he should be fine almost muscle memory for mike salmon over at first base the pitch to donald strange and it's a call strike a big wind-up strike there from albertson [Music] again the power card and doing magic right now for on the other side for the for the circuses they played the run for our making sure those runners run backwards great tag great throw over and just uh just the speed from number 20 there again on the base pass they had the back pedal all the way to the dugout as well oh here come the mascots again oh my goodness we've got a we've got a big time brawl about to break out the mascots are going at it oh they catch her for the circus got a couple of unnecessary shots in there on dumbledore oh no this this could be huge problems they are now they have now exited the field of play and i don't think this is ending anytime soon partner we've seen this before these two have got some serious beef they've gone at it the last few times these teams have gotten together this could end ugly a couple of right-handed uppercuts from dumbledore and they are going at it on the dugout for the california circus what no one told you about dumbledore is that in his younger days he was a boxing he was a boxer training with mike tyson he's showing off the moves this is nolan ryan yeah continue robin ventura and nolan ryan basically right there as dumbledore continuing to pummel with the rights the security guard is going to get the jackhammer as and you know what at least california has something to be happy about at this point indeed as they're trying to throw show some fight show some spirit but unfortunately dumbledore was a little too much for the clown showdown let's circle back to the manager for the circus fred big top how about the timing of that card that he pulls out there with the runner on first to lead off the inning they get the double play now two outs and nobody on as that one is shot down the left field line slicing into the corner it's a fair ball and it hops over the wall for a ground rule double that ground rule [Music] [Applause] [Music] so yeah second base a little back pedal into second base as it's given to him sprayed that ball down the left side of the field as you'll see a good cut here off of the breaking ball just did a nice job to stay back make good contact and ride over the grotto beast sign look at the way he keeps his hands inside the baseball there on that fansly replay going back to what you're talking about there storm williams said about that power card being played at the right time the manager for the california circus oh no it's gone into the locker room now with the mascots oh boy and this is where you get security in there wanted to see look at this those uppercuts in tight oh no the counter now dumbledore finally taking some shots this has gotten interesting he's dazed and confused look at this now they're making out oh my goodness a hate fest has turned into all love i don't even want to know what's happening there is this and the back pedaling player gets past third base coming home it's a good throw the backwards slide is out unbelievable play xavier mcmagick gunned down at the plate yeah mcmagick just a step too slow there a great throw from the left fielder to end that inning it all goes back to that power card being played got that double play is this the momentum changer the circus beat up the magician's mascot and trail it by five we head to the fifth inning you're watching germa baseball association welcome back you get a look at crew chief albertson in command of this game we're in the bottom of the fourth inning it's a five-nothing lead for the maryland magicians over the california circus another look at doug dove on the mound he will go to work once again against this circus order he has had all kinds of success so far and former hall of fame caveman gary grunt tell us what's been going so well for them so far in this game well the magicians have done a very good job of you know taking advantage of getting good pitches to hit and then driving those balls in the gap scoring those runs and you hope on the other side right now if you're a circus fan they string together some consecutive hits here only one hit right now for the first four innings percy polkadot hitting a robust 282 on the year and slugging 444 you'd have to think this would be the guy to break them out if anyone yeah and the magicians are in our employer have deployed an interesting outfield strategy here that's uh three center fielders right now nobody in left or right field so we'll see how this works out for the magicians you know there's a lot of conversation out there in center field i i think they all just want to play center field they're kind of pointing towards the other outfield positions trying to get each other to go out there but they have all been determined to play center field in this city anyway that's the position you want to play they don't want to give it up and you know ball players you know aren't really they want to fight for their for that position that they play they want they don't want to learn another position they want to play center field right now we've got three of them for the magicians of course out of maryland as you mentioned earlier it's a coastal battle with california taking on a team squad the magicians out of maryland and meanwhile doug dove has lost his command a bit on the mound he opens up this bottom of the fourth with a four pitch walk to the lead off man and now it's the three hitter david honk coming up for the circus it feels like this is their chance right here and we're getting some beer man on the field bringing some libations out to those three center fielders they needed a uh they needed to wet that whistle the hard work out there in center and i'll tell you what the more impaired these magicians seem to get the better they seem to play yeah until now a blast into left center field and it will one hop the wall he was pimping that one the whole way david honk not running out of the box they had him at second base if it was an accurate throw he's still going to third as the throw got away he's thinking home here he comes no tag there's still still light off oh good move oh the swim move the the circus is on the board the swim move the offensive lineman going up against the defensive line and the swim move gets to the quarterback and a runner scored david honk showing off the defensive end skills look at that blast off of the bat you got not quite all of it but enough to get it to the wall and the three center fielders went and tracked that one down surprised didn't get it over for a grand rule double but good hustle around the base pass to get that run across the board two runs across the board magicians manager joy hansen contesting the call but indeed that ball was dropped as you get a look at doug there's a swim move we talked about just could not handle that swim with too powerful yeah way too powerful from david honkin you know some of you out there may have played a little mlb slugfest in your day great move there from david honk one of the classic moves that you will ever see in the jbl he basically pulled uh many of our viewers may have played slugfest but what about some nfl blitz pulled out a nice nfl blitz move there well he pulled out the bomb with the bat in his hands and then he turned on the jets coming home so two runs across hold the circus you know storm my friend worked in a circus one time he was a human cannonball when he retired it didn't replace them uh they couldn't find anyone else's the same caliber that that is just really a shame you know the caliber of of this circus team incredible they try to stay off of or trying to get another run on first base but a great play by the magicians and maybe they've settled back down and as we have another break in the action here is here come the jester clown gestures from the california circus heading to the bound the jugglers oh this now this is something that could really get duck dub off of his game he surrendered his first two runs of the game in this inning and now we talked about some of those distractions that the starting pitcher big boy buckle had to deal with well now the tables have turned let's see how the magicians can deal i mean this is this is not an easy thing it's hard to juggle those pins in the first place but to try to pitch with them going in front of you behind you and now look at this another power card looked like a baby card being played but the baby that's a legendary card chosen player must wear a baby bib and baby bonnet for their next at bat if they do not get a hit and add three runs to your team score i'll tell you what there's a reason why this is a legendary card gary this is the most demoralizing card in jba play if you do not successfully complete the baby bib hit it is one of the biggest game changers in this sport we could see a tie ball game after this at-bat yeah i i absolutely could and certainly don't want the embarrassment of having to wear grown up having to wear a baby bib but that's just the way we played here in the jba and uh i'm just super impressed right now with the jugglers oh they just knocked the hat off of doug dove getting a little chirping now for the magician's bench the circus is really rounding into form right right now oh look at all this look at albertson look at the skill not only can he call a great game look at this are you kidding me crew chief albertson i think he called himself out umpire panda [Music] baby well you know what when when you have an alcohol as legendary as crew chief albertson you can't help but call yourself out time and time again no no and albertson showing off the the multi-talented skills that he has maybe we have seen him in the past do the spinning plate trick with a unicycle so he toned it down just a little bit there we've seen him in the in earlier this season where he did it with a unicycle and now the beer guy in the magician side and there's our baby bib there [Music] this is a huge moment in this game yep there's the baby bottle manny up chuck where's that bib as good as any of them that's a large nipple on that bottle [Applause] our fabulous crew helping out as well what size diaper do you think that is gary uh that is a 38 large for sure that can hold some liquid 38 large and you know we know can hold some liquid the problem is you know if if up chuck deposits some solids into that thing how long will it last not very long we've had some bleed through issues with a recall problem with these particular branded diapers so as far as i understand the payload is is 30 pounds so as long as manny up chuck does not exceed that weight he should be okay up chucking is fine they don't need any down chucking right now you don't have to pretend that is a great point and that's why we bring oh he baby wanted to bring the bottle to the to the bait to the to the plate so yeah you're not allowed to do that no bottles only libation bottles elixir bottles no baby bottles allowed at home plate so here we go should be a lot of action in the hips here if up chuck does not pick up a hit excuse me it would be maryland to pick up the three runs and be out to an eight to two lead up chuck calls time understanding this is a veteran move here by up chuck he may be wearing a diaper but this this is not his first time in the box no sir love the bonnet [Laughter] first pitch from dove skips in and he pops it up just past the shortstop tough play but it's made and that'll add three more onto the board for the magicians yeah you have to wonder if he should have just taken that pitch it bounced in front of the plate maybe got a little antsy wanted to create something for his team is see bouncing well in front of home plate and it's a sand wedge to short center field number 15 show left center i we saw some some vlad guerrero type theatrics earlier in this game i i called out ichiro at the time both of them have had their their call at it and now doug dove looking back towards his defense oh what do we got going on here he'll spin turn fire for a strike trying to change up the delivery here in the california circus now trailing 8-2 they've got to start stringing together some consecutive hits only two hits in the ball game right now for the circus harry helium at the dish dove very slow methodical molasses like as he shakes off the pitch a little shimmy the aefus is grounded towards short charging in and the play is not made because now all of a sudden he's trying to row row row the boat down that first base line not enough water to get him to first yeah this has been a game owned by the magicians that baby car pulled out the legendary card and the baby bib did not treat the circus well just when it looked like they were getting some momentum three runs right back on the board to the magicians yeah 8-2 lead now for the magicians a slight delay here before we start the top of the fifth here i believe there was a bathroom break that had to be had for some of the players so uh the pre-game meal some hot spicy food so i think some players had to run to the restroom to take care of that yeah some some things definitely that needed to be taken care of magic sure how much of it ended up in the dike oh oh oh look at this illusion pulling out the tricks now up still pulling up still pulling oh roy flushman no no wait where come on where is all this coming from there we go the hats for bats keep bats warm [Applause] drones screaming behind home plate and that one's taken up so flushman has found himself ahead in the count three and oh against greg taffy ahead of the comp had a nice little pull out the ribbon trick out of the tin can oh babe has called his shot flushman uh-oh right over the surf surf shark sign and he pops it up in the shallow center he was just pointing to the shallow center that's where he was pointing so that's exactly what he wanted and he pulls it off so that's exactly what they wanted to do that's not one you see executed every day no no you have to give yourself up out like that it's just such an unselfish thing to do for your team and it takes some guts to call that shot it's not one you see every day so i guess he said look i got this in my back pocket no problem he left all of his magic in his pre-pregame pre-head bat routine there pulling all that yarn out of the can see what kind of magic mystery has in store for us craig gets jammed on the first pitch from behind home play oh look at that oh he grabbed it before it hit the ground he's got it in his glove they're trying [Music] [Applause] oh this is why you tune into the jva immediately out of the dugout joy handsome is livid we saw the whole way that vault never touched the ground [Applause] [Music] that in glove you heard it right there from albertson net club at the same time that's an hour unbelievable play made by hunter sweets he's been plunked by two pitches in this game and now some payback i think that's about the uh eight or ninth warning that albertson has given toward the magician's bench for all the talking they've been doing got two outs here in the top of the fifth inning nobody aborts i think it's after the tenth or the tenth warning or someone will get thrown out so a couple more warnings before someone gets tossed pitch floats in there and it's a call strike not sure yeah the circus in town creating a little magic of their own and i think you know during that bathroom break taffy may have drug out a little tissue with him as well the old toilet paper on the heel the shoe trick huh the left albertson just called himself out and that's the second time he's done that so albertson is is down to one out now in this game taffy with a one and one count facing ronnie smith the pitch ronnie tattoos it into the gap in left center field it gets down for a base hit another hit for the magicians good piece of hitting and what is this oh that's some camaraderie there between opposing teams wow and we'll see how these opposing dugouts take to this as you see perhaps i i do know he's a free agent at the end of the year perhaps some collusion going on some tampering perhaps they come play for the california circus harry he don't want to play for the magicians anymore helium trying to plead his case over there hit sharply towards second base but another nice play made over there solid as can be all day long for paul laffington the magic out to an eight to two lead over the california circus you're watching jba baseball with the bunny on screen for you right there that's as good as it gets that's a great illusion [Music] [Music] let's see another trick sir it reminds me of the time back in my cape and playing days where we tried to order a pizza big game and the operator in the other end we made the call from the dugout we ordered a large pepperoni and he said do you want that in 16 slices or in eight slices so i said i don't think we could eat 16 slices let's just make it eight how are we doing we good you know that's that's a real a good call you would think though that the caveman would have the appetite to put down 16 slices but you know eight far far less pizza to eat yes that's good yeah a large pizza cut into eight pieces instead of 16 much more manageable for a group of our the team that we had back there for the caveman certainly certainly i can't wait to get the post game report from the crunch time on see how the caveman did today that is a really really important thing for fans to look forward to germination we have a post game show coming your way at the conclusion of this one crunch time as you heard gary grunt allude to it and gary on his way to the caveman hall of fame and that's gotta be uh not only a great honor for you gary but it's gonna be a lot of fun to go out there and be back with the guys that you won a championship back when in 2017 with yeah it was a great time and a great journey to be with the caveman and i'm happy to donate my back hair to the hall of fame for the caveman as well so uh it should be a fun ceremony uh libations will be had and be good to see some of my old teammates and a lot of people don't know this but we're actually suffering in our world today from a back hair shortage and if it weren't for people like you gary there there just wouldn't be enough to go around so we appreciate what you do for the good people of not only the germa baseball association but looking out for the greater good as well and so it's not locks of love you know it's curly uh curly hair for love is probably back here for love is what we're trying to do and just trying to raise awareness that you know some men out there can't grow back hair and uh others like myself have some to give and just trying to help the community make them a little hairier that's a little bit more caveman from from the heart of our hall of famer gary grunt three-in-one the count to lenny munson you hear that that famed little grunt there from gary and you know when when you play behind home plate there there are plenty of times where hey you got to reach for that baseball you got to do this or that just a natural grunt gets the job done in those situations it really started as kind of a joke as i you know as i tended to pass a lot of gas you know behind home plate so it'd be a little loud and i didn't want albertson to hear it so i would grunt a little bit and then a little you know so he couldn't tell the difference uh if it was gary that that is a poof card that albertson was just never ready for it no no and uh i had a lot of groups in my day so and check this out we got some oh the circus trying to get into the magician's dugout oh and a balloon fight balloon sword fight has broken out here albertson trying to get this under order but the circus has broken loose [Music] silly clowns is that papo schmidt papo after being thrown out of the game gets back out there to get involved in the in the balloon fight at the league we'll take notice of that because once you've been ejected you come back on the field you could face suspension so uh we'll see if the league wants to take another look at that look at that elbertson even appreciates this gag here from the circus so we'll see if if you know that positive reinforcement from our crew chief gives them that momentum we've been talking about it for quite a while now this is a circus team that came into this game with three more wins than the maryland magicians still no outs here running on first for the california circus three center fielders once again for the magicians they imported it in the last couple innings now and i think the guys are just having a good time just gabbing like a couple of schoolgirls out there and you know when you're up by six a little socialization is is in play so the magician is taking advantage oh false alarm false alarm and you know that was that was a really aggressive run towards the mound by paul laffington he took a 90 degree turn towards first pace right as he got close to our picture victor vanish on the mound for the maryland magicians and decided to make a no laughing matter for laughington as we now have runners on first and second for the california circus they'll try and trapeze themselves into a couple of runs here a catapulting effort would be the one that they're looking for right now and here comes fred big top and now he's joined with joy handsome now look joy clearly has the better looks and and he's going to try to demoralize fred big top caught him a cry baby there he saw the cry baby car being played other coach must wear a bag on his head for the rest of the inning so the bolt managers go at it and the circus manager pulls out the lights out car and this is the type of stuff that has fred big top in the discussion for manager of the year in the jba this year look at this he shoves joy handsome down to the turf and now personally goes over to put the bag on his head emphatically coach is definitely in the bag now good pitch taffy tips it into the mitt there vanish feeling himself after that delivery [Music] and vanish does like to feel himself a lot well although it seems to disappear rather quickly we have seen a lot of hit batters in this game check behind the runner at second base it bounces off of the shortstop and stays right in his general vicinity so i thought that one was going to center field as it looked like it took a bad hop there you got another look at this from the knees donovan slate is in a straight jacket at second base so you know double play situation that's going to make it really tough to turn very tough but we've seen uh the likes of a player of his caliber make good plays with his feet and kick the ball over nicely so no stranger to the straightjacket and that's something that the jba really brings out is you know you watch players in regular baseball leagues and it's it's just not that impressive the skill set does not need to be that wide you better run backwards in this league get a fly ball out into center field all three of them have a look at it the center center fielder chucked his glove but didn't come up with it it's the left center fielder with the play yeah and they fire home to keep the runners put a selfish play by the center center fielder they're trying to make the play without his glove trying to put a hex on the glove to make that catch you'll see it right here the the guy in the center of the center field almost caught it but the left center fielder got it and maybe out two down here bag is still on oh my goodness trichotomous this is a game breaker all runs now we're three in this half inning wow this could easily put the circus right back into this game should we get a base hit here game tying run standing at second base with only one out here in the bottom of the fifth inning and all the while joy handsome has a bag over his head hunter sweets like candy is got a golden opportunity for the california circus right here hunter sweets came to the plate as the leadoff man for the circus on the bottom of the first inning hit by a pitch on an o2 count came up in his second at-bat in the third with an o2 count he was hit by the pitch and here he grabs it and he's gonna fire it deep into right field and it's off the glove of the right fielder and they are rounding second and third one run comes home that's three and another three we're talking we're tied one uh i don't even know what to call that he snatched that right out of thin air hunter sweets literally a circus catches it and launches this ball to right center unbelievable play by hunter sweets that is not something you see every day and what a risky play to jump out in front of the play if you do not grab that cleanly disaster breaks loose in an inning where all runs count for three the enjoy handsome wants to protest this call but he can't even find albertson with the bag on his head he didn't even see it he's just being told what happened and he's trying to figure out that the legal player or not i think albertson's gonna let him go that's not buying this argument i mean you have to you have to come with the succinct logical argument and handsome just never got to look at that play six runs scored off of the base hit what a time again the power cards have been played at the exact right time the exact right moment and they have made a huge impact in this game playing the run card is sweet for sweets aren't we all sir aren't we all what a play he takes ball one percy polka dot walked earlier in this game starting to turn into the greatest show here greatest show on dirt our turf that dirt dirt turf pellets pellets bounce towards third base charging hard off balance the throw is spiked three more runs will come home [Applause] on three runs scored has the circus on top i've been reading the comments and a lot of folks out there really didn't think that the circus was going to go away and sure enough they're right back in this thing with the lead fred big top one of the best in the business for a reason pulls two power cards out of his back pocket the timing just synthetic here in the bottom of the fifth a three-run lead now for california 11-8 the second basis for the magicians doing getting a little bit more free out of that straight jacket and you know that's that's a frustrating situation partner i know you've been hit with that straight jacket a few times in your playing days it gets a little claustrophobic by the end of the inning it's tough to get off but there is a secret obviously this player doesn't know and it's a secret of the pros that we like to call of oh that's a terrible throw david hawk goes down for it golfs it out and that one has been thrown out of the ballpark i hope there's some insurance on that van over there he may have drilled it yep that was an errant throw just took off on the center center fielder and he might have an insurance bill coming his way that ball cleared the entire stance and let's see if we get a shot of the car it almost hit oh oh my gosh what a what a look from our production crew here great camera work out there center field germa baseball as professional as it gets oh and he's trying to stay on first base here he's out but trying [Music] oh he's out look at him he's got out of the straight jacket just in time to play some defense with two outs left and there was some confusion over who's going to be on first base look like that polka dot trying to or was [Music] is well in control of this game he's letting everyone know also a great job of the second baseman for the magicians to get out of that straightjacket now he's an integral part once again with this defense look at the form from albertson pure athlete makes you wonder how he's not on this field plank right now yeah absolutely it could easily be uh play for either one of these he got a fan he got a fan you're out of the game i've heard you the whole game oh my goodness he got two of them two for one oh fan is not happy he picks up his trash and throws it towards alverton and exits the game as he's now been thrown out so albertson has issued a lot of warnings his first ejection of the game except excuse me second ejection of the game this time a fan that's correct we saw papo tossed earlier in the game he did come back out of the dugout in the balloon fight that we saw earlier and we want to remind everyone this is all going on with a bag on top of joy handsome the head coach of the maryland magician's head yeah i can't see what's happening can't employ any shifts in the defense can't give this pitcher a signal all i can do is listen and clap and not only that here gary grunt future hall of famer for the phoenix caveman you can't make the necessary adjustments as vanish pulls the hidden ball trick wow oh he's got it in his glove albertson's gonna go it's a strikeout what an illusion from the magicians now you see it now you don't and you're out victor vanish out of nowhere he gets them out of the pickle still a three-run game the california circus oh big top absolutely hates it in the dugout for the magicians joy handsome had no shot of arguing the call he had a bag over his head he could not see anything that was going on trickery going on here now on our screen oh the double bird oh yeah oh in the second okay okay all right the double bird suck it and now some tp being floated on or onto the field no no i haven't done that i have a game oh albertson another one another clown tossed out of the game i think that i think he was trying to throw him at the empire has been tonight so i think that's why he was trying to throw the tp on the field let him know to wipe that's not a funny joke roll in hand you know he was praising the the circus earlier for for how funny they were with their antics now that it's directed at albertson he's not so happy about it and you know i hate to bring this up here gary grunt but is this maybe a little too much ego from albertson here yeah we've standing from time to time where some buttons could be pushed and uh that's just the wrong button to push for albertson and uh he didn't appreciate the gesture that he's been tonight laffy taffy brings it home it's in there for a call strike albertson you know he spent a long time in that bathroom between innings and you have to say it's well timed from california you can't be that upset i'm thinking it was at least a four or five flusher for albertson because he was in there way too long and and uh let's hope that uh he dropped in a couple of courtesy flushes because we saw his pregame meal and that was probably a stinky stinky poo-poo and you know on the year elbertson is is averaging 2.73 flushes per dump and if he exceeded that amount you have to say that is pretty warranted from california yeah you don't want too many uh bowel movements and uh we'll see how the empire responds here mr elbertson pitch comes in and it's a ball low and outside this is mike salmon at the plate we saw him back his way over to first base for a single and runner off with the pitch it is fouled out of play [Laughter] everyone comes in a little bit high as well to count to two and one nobody out and one man on for the magicians here in the top of the sixth let's see what kind of response the magicians have here as trailing by three now to that big inning runner on the moving the bottom of the fifth and they'll have to send him right back to first base mike salmon five foot 10 190 pounds a 291 hitter including that base hit today the 2-2 pitch put on the ground towards short this could be two to second base for one laughington turns around one hopper to first and just not quite in time as thought about so yeah out and safe out at second base safe at first base the official call from albertson is trying to regain control as well he's trying to dry his dealing with a little swamp ass on the behind the plate right now and you know we we talked about that being you know one of your signature moves the swampness can be really a game changer and the magicians are at it again oh my gosh just endless amounts of of kleenex i mean that's donnie strange i think they might want to save that give it to mr or umpire albertson to maybe soak up some of that swamp pass he's got rocking right now hunter sweets is feeling a little sour after that so now strange will step in and and try to come up with a hit one out in the inning strange and bp taking some big hacks he's swung and missing around five in a row and make some contact here so we were wondering what kind of adjustments strange would make he did not look good in bp made contact there certainly an integral part for the magicians good work there by the ball clown the ball clown really for my money he he has been the best execution of anyone tonight time and time again same form exactly i was just gonna say he's not afraid to take that extra step make sure he's in the right position to hand the balls to elbertson yeah it does a nice job of getting to albertson to dug out oh nearly took his head off taffy ducking for cover and that would have been a colorful experience had that come to fruition another look strange just rips the cover off that ball and taffy do nothing but duck out of the way number 24 big chance here for the magicians to get back in this all they need is a three-run shot i have to wonder if i i don't know how many power cards have been played as this one sprayed the other way just inside the line a fair ball one run coming home here comes the second getting the wave around third headed towards third base himself xavier mcmagick and as he chunks the beer he's coming home he tucks the can at the catcher and scores and dabs what a spray chart this guy has knocks it down the left field wall three runs scored and we are tied 11-11 at the top of the six what a great job of hitting right here going oppo field check that spray chart in the back that that hooked him up and we know old dougie has had his way with the elixir throughout this game he knew exactly what mick magic needed that extra oomph to get him across home plate we are all tied he did that feel good juice and they've been uh anytime that something special has happened for the magicians that feel good juice has been a part of it two hopper to third no problem over there for giggles and shawn put it in the dirt tag is a plow and germa with the emphatic call crew chief albertson oh the back is off and now we can see now doing the the swan the swan move the figure skating swan move as he's trying to tell him that he swan dived this see the initial play here is bobbled but a great recovery and right there the tag is applied and you can see the ballerina move down that line by the runner trying to evade the attack or the tag and that is the kind of call that ends up getting crew chief albertson into the championship game to be the the crew chief time and time again just a big bang play and he's all over it all over it good call by albertson dumbledore really hates it but look at that just just loading on the other side [Laughter] and this one stung past the shortstop a tough hop roy flushman caught it flush been a lot of flushes here tonight between the bathroom and flushman there really have and that's another thing that we've got to really take into account here are these restrooms still usable by the ninth inning we're we're just hoping for our fan's sake that we can get through this one yeah maybe get a plumber in here to pipe the you know what right out of this field well we know roy's a little bit busy but we'll see if he can get some uh some help for us out here first pitch to mystery and he puts it through the hole between first and second two outs in the inning and two runners now for the magician yeah mystery is taking some good at bats here extends the inning for the magicians they're trying to get a rally here they led for a majority of this game the circus came back with nine runs in the fifth inning and a good response here by the magicians already putting up three they have two on with two out now with a big time hitter coming to play smith ronnie smith singled back in the fifth inning he's one for two today the pitch from taffy bounces low and away new ball game as we are into the sixth inning all kinds of scoring in the last two frames the last two innings in particular nine runs in the bottom of the last inning this is bounced back up the middle shift on with the runner or with the fielder excuse me covering at second base and with the foot on the bag that is out number three so it'll be victor vanish back to the mound he was outstanding in that last half inning of work despite the nine runs being put up on the board because of a power card and now we've got another yep the upgrade it's a rare card being played right now by the magicians it replaced bats with a much larger bat with more surface area for this half inning so it's more of a club that they'll be using a caveman club and gary you might have i have the inside info on how to use this correctly this was my favorite bat to use when i was playing with the caveman it's they obviously you know it's a thick bat i used to call behind the fred flintstone because it was just made of bedrock and i could really put some power behind the ball and that's where i why i hit a lot of home runs over my career playing for the caveman so they were implemented that bad cup check here to make sure it works i don't think actually he's wearing a cup he's just beating himself in the balls right now and you know what sometimes you get to the bottom of the sixth inning and you need a good shot between the legs to wake you up the pace of play has slowed a little bit with all the scoring that we've had here lately and a nice shot to the nuts wake you up right away as we have number 69 manny upchuck coming to the plate and we talk about so much when you use this club the hair to bat ratio has to be correct and it looks pretty good first pitch swinging throw up the line was the tank applied yes what a defensive play the club does not pull through there for the circus swipe just like in his playing days albertson in between innings so forgot to take the money made he's got a little runs in his jeans right now so that's right so now harry helios oh man he's feeling himself there's look at juice and i feel good juice oh boy vanish oh and here we go what what kind of illusion are we gonna see a [Music] oh there's the beer man beer man and the booty yeah now he's the hot dog man out on the field showing bunt i don't know if you want to bump oh but he takes a strike nasty slider there from vanish oh albertson thought about running over the magician's bench i guess they're still tripping there joey of his mind and meanwhile vanish is just hammering this beer on the mound beer man's got him all ready for the next inning that one comes in letter high call strike was that the homeless guy was the beer guy the homeless guy from happy gilmore because that's what it looks like and you know what that that homeless guy needs some more love because he has provided so many of these magicians with the tools necessary those tools being that magic elixir magic elixir is it's working now as the count is back in the favor of vanish it's one and two could use a strikeout here a high leg kick the pistol helium and it caught him in the front thigh whoa it a oh yes they said it didn't hit it look at this no argument from helium he wants to use this club yeah it looked like he was going to trot down first baseman [Applause] he avoided the pitch just barely i thought maybe he got his pants but albertson says no ran it in on him and you could hear the loud crack of the bat chucks at it vanish and look at this he's gonna get a word from helium oh he tosses him from the game oh god just just when you thought you had some sportsmanship vanish vanishes from the handshake yeah he went in there for the handshakes hey it's all good psyched the hair slicked back oh and you wonder if this is hairy helium again and he has really been trying to coax some of these magicians to join the circus and upcoming helium has been tossed from this game oh my gosh he has seen he has been good guy helium throughout this contest and he's been high as a kite now he's at the lowest flows well thrown out of this game oh look at this oh it's a push-up off yeah okay and as a former player gary grunt how do you rate that form not sure of the form there the uh the butt was a little too low for my liking and look at this albert center he's got to do it again yeah look at this we got too much booty action in the back yeah that's like a big castle but it's not low enough no ground there we go accepting these he's back in the game he's back into it okay he did the necessary amount of push-ups okay he's back in so helium is high once again and you know what not everyone can manage 10 push-ups at a time especially if you're high the way that harry helium is right now that would have been a big loss for the circus if he left this game but thankfully he was able to keep his cardio up the body right and not only that his good nature will will continue throughout this game it appears that that our shortstop has gotten enough of this elixir and his energy is spread into the outfield there are no shirts on for half of our defense right now for the magic yeah it's a it's a warm night it's cooled off just a little bit but you know with all the drinking that the magicians have been doing it can't get a little sweaty out there so uh a nice little dance there from the shorts down yeah we got we got something what's going on you know when the shirts come off you got to give the female audience something to really write home about you got to give them a reason to tune in again one of the reasons why the jba does it better than anyone that's a fair ball down the line takes a weird bounce off the wall this is lenny munson headed into second base with a stand-up two-out double and that's something else to to keep in mind here we saw that hot start for the maryland magicians and that elixir you know it brings you a good boost initially do they start to lose it as this game goes along as that elixir takes more effect i think that's why you just keep drinking it yeah the more elixir you take the better you get you know the more elixir you have within your system the more chance you're going to be able to put up some run put up some big time hits and gary correct me if i'm wrong but it's the decision making that that elixir you know if you don't have enough of it you can't make the right decisions out there as we see a bunt attempt push foul at the first base side count to one and two says paul laffington at the plate hitting 308 now on the year i did notice that uh from some of those shots the the cleanliness and the smoothness of the bodies as you see there no hair whatsoever those guys would not make the cavemen no they wouldn't and that's why you see them here on the yeah they are manscaped not the only thing that razer went to work on as this is bounced back in front of the plate vanish underhand flips to the bag at first force out and tag applied for the end of the inning we got a baseball game going on between the lines but meanwhile in the dugout a fight has broken loose yeah back in the locker room right now the mascots have been going at it for quite some time it's like a wwe battle is broken out oh chair right to the nuts ouch excuse me a trash can to the nuts that's never good no doubt about it and you know that i wouldn't waste the trash cans of the nuts on anybody and not only that that's again one of those momentum changers in this game you know that your mascot has just been blown to smithereens down in the dugout that that's a big shot to the spirit of your squad looking right shaking that laffy taffy as he comes out with the pitch and we got a couple of clowns right behind old plate yeah the ball clowns are on the field trying to create havoc one's just sitting enjoying some peanuts and cracker jacks yeah he's got his cracker jacks out there this is the backup ball clown is playing number there's a cracker jack ball climbed up it looks like cheese it's not sure if those are extra crunchy or not but it looks like some cheese it's being had there is outstanding stuff one of the best snacks in the snack universe he leans into that one and albertson's all over it look at this oh no is he going he is going to award him first base sweets is giving his argument from behind home plate look at this taffy's coming at him taffy's trying to get out of albertson never want to see a player go after the referee and if we let taffy know how many times uh albertson's been run into yeah exactly you end up tackling that man and you could get back to your feet with all kinds of mess and we got another yeah player thrown out look at this two of them are we gonna have enough players for the clown or the circus they are running finish this game they are running very thin at this point i believe right now they are at the minimum for active players ten players right now for the circus that's good balance there not only good balance we've talked about you know some of the outfielders for the magicians not staying engaged kind of taking a nap out there especially in left field you're you're bouncing on that bassoo ball you have no choice another player oh my god one of the ball clowns one of the three ball clowns he took the jesus jesus look out he's wait a second is is that your salary for this game was supposed to be a box of white cheddar cheese is that the box that was supposed to be one of the parting gifts absolutely it better not be my cheez-its i don't know if we're ever going to get gary grunt back into this booth if he does not leave this venue without his cheez-its that's in my contract right box of cheeses every game for post-game meal inside of something that's just an elixir if you don't know him huh you know some people said cavemen were dumb no hey we invented sign language top to second base oh he's gonna let it bounce he wants to get the lead runner here oh look at the trickery as they get the force smart play no clowning around out there right now great play by the second baseman is this oh we've got a streaker we've got a streaker ladies and gentlemen he came up through the quad through the gymnasium outside the field and onto the ball field now oh my goodness you gotta be kidding me and you know what for for any of those fansly fans out there this is the type of stuff that you dream of the kind of content that this man is going to have on his page is unmatched as he slides in safely and security's chasing after him and he just cannot get anywhere near him look at that look at the speed from this streaker security he's got to get in the gym yeah he had something written on his chest and something about fansley so uh obviously a big fan uh wanting people to come to his page to see his content you're out you're up he's in the dugout right now we'll see if he makes another appearance is that being told by the dump truck danny a dump truck danny sighting you heard that right folks dump truck danny is in the house it doesn't get any better than this all tied late innings little flare shot out to right field hopping off the basu ball a little late break on it as he was trying to keep his balance before it got to him one run comes home the magicians are back on top throw into third base there is no throw as they mishandled it how about that maryland back on top well dump truck danny getting uh a little spark for the magicians as they retake the lead here in the top half of the seventh inning that drone we saw earlier that's been getting shots from above the park and face infield pulled in with one out and the runner at third leaves a wide open hole up the middle for donald strange and he exploits it 13-12 maryland on top of california number 20. a good piece of hitting there up back up still going at it in the locker room or the mascots look like another circle race the fighting has stopped uh-oh getting back into it over the chair over the training table what a move just wearing them out that is well done so that fight continues to twist and turn we'll keep you updated on what's going on down in the dugout talk about a royal rumble that thing's been going on for quite some time and you know it's it's one of those two when these two teams get together to watch those two mascots not only in it's all part of it you know the reason why these teams are one of the best in the league is because of those mascots they have done their fair share of just molly whopping opposing mascots all year long great matchup and the streaker has made another appearance oh streakers back oh look at him he's haunting oh my goodness he's pulling those he's pulling twix right out of his package and chucking them at the security guard those are hot dogs oh my goodness that's even better ground ball to second base meanwhile the streaker backpedaling in left field is the out is recorded for the second of the inning dump truck danny writing havoc out there i think this is just gonna have to happen as the players continue to play here and dump truck danny out left field still having a good time i mean he is just waiting security security out there look at this free him free dump truck danny the fans have made their voices heard him get [Music] albertson wants him off this field but i don't think it's going to happen a fansly all-star i mean you you just cannot say enough about this guy that page has got to be just on fire tonight this reminds me with this golden thong if you remember a great baseball hitter in the major league baseball named by jason giambi and whenever he would get into a slump or a teammate would get into a slump they'd put on a golden underwear golden thong that's very much like what dump truck danny's wearing out there right now oh blast into deep left field unicycling towards it he can't make it in time it one hops the wall and the magicians have tacked on a third in this inning he turns on the jets thinking three and martin majestic coming off the bench with a pinch hit rbi triple what a majestic slide into third base we'll get another look at this as a roped into left field uh the streaker right now paying dividends for the magicians it really has the circus caught off guard here and it has to be it really has to do with that golden underwear that's just flailing around right off the fansley side and it's another hit by pitch this time getting hit albertson just beside himself can't believe it that another pitcher would hit a a batter here he's awarding first base now takes a look over into the circus dugout you've been through it's flushman and you know what he's probably going to have a sore ass tomorrow too yeah yeah there'll be a lot of sore asses out there between druck uh dump truck danny and these players getting rear-ended in the ass with these pitches this is escalating rather quickly golden underwear guys wearing it in the rear end coach hanson went over to talk about why how come nobody has been thrown out yet especially with all the uh the umpteenth time that these teams have been warned about hitting somebody and i believe the response was they have no other players they can't throw anybody else out what's up wants to talk to the shortstop no more throwing it what's going on back here what that is oh they're they're wanting to know about the mascot fight we've been showing you highlights throughout the rumble i'm not quite sure which locker room but the dumbledore mascot and the dopey the clown i've been going at it and albertson is clearly yeah back again dopey oh to the face oh my goodness i think if whoever wins this battle gets a run tacked on to there's one thrown out at home trying to steal home they get him oh my goodness utter craziness happening on both fronts oh my gosh look at this out with an argument here comes joy handsome again he is so handsome he can't help but argue with a huge smile i don't believe what i just saw in the locker room and on the field a steal of home plate you don't see it too often what a play and good work by the circus uh mask oh here we go oh oh dumbo that's a run that is a run for circus so attack one we'll talk to the score where people tack one on for the circus that big nine run inning in the fifth momentarily put the circus on top but the magicians have answered back a back and forth grinder of a game and the pin gets california another run so they're back within two after that mascot duel down in the dugout yeah the battle of mascots the wind goes to the circus so and now we've got the streaker in a yoga session right now with some of the players getting them stretched out this is the seventh inning stretch so it completely makes sense that dump truck danny would lead the some of the squad members in some pilates type yoga and you don't get a dump truck like danny has for no reason he is taking the clowns through his routine and look out for some of these circus members on fansley after the game they will have certainly learned a thing or two from dump truck and dump truck one of the uh finer instructors in the country [Music] and you got to look out too you know i i understand that that uh our crew chief albertson might not be appreciating this but you never know how many extra hot dogs our our guy dump truck danny has hidden down in that package yeah there's uh well that would look like too many uh maybe one medium-sized one but we'll see you never quite know it it hasn't been fully cooked yet that's that's true made no one wants to know how the hot dogs made they just want to eat it you know the raw dog does have a different volume than you know it's we won't get into it it's it's the maryland magicians up 14 to 12 over the california circus wait we're trying to play ball here so that's oh we don't have enough players for california i don't know the rule book but you were talking about this earlier can the magicians land right now send somebody on loan as they do in european soccer loan a player to the circus let's see what happens here what kind of this is a tough situation i'm not sure what the solution is albertson has a bat in his hands wait a second oh no no he's not a jersey empire is about to enter this game for california he needs jersey okay this is you know we've seen over the course of this year but this is this might be a step far look at this elf this is this is true dedication to the league you know they don't have enough players he says the show must go on i'm digging up some stats you know the jba does a good job of keeping random stats this is actually uh albertson's third at-bat in his career as an umpire so not unheard of that he's done this before he's over two in his career let's see if he gets his first hit he bats from the right side slightly open stance first pitch trying to frame it up and he calls it high calls [Applause] albertson [Applause] as an umpire but he's hitting 238 so as good as the stats that they keep here for for the jba the math may be a little bit off look at this he's pulled it down the line it's fair albertson speeding pass first he's thinking two throw comes into second oh he takes a quick turnaround and a good decision by crew chief albertson he rules himself safe at first now you gotta wonder if he's gonna call balls and strikes in first base but a trickler down the left side found an open hole past the diving third baseman and into the outfield thankfully the left fielder good you can see the wheels there look at the form [Music] good stopping track back there i'm not sure if he knows what to do with his hands quite he's like when he's right i love the technique it's it's like he's getting mad at the air he's karate chopping the air as he goes around and that just fires you up so the ump is on first base and he's calling balls and strikes in there well he he has a little bit better view from over there it's something that he told me i actually caught up with crew chief albertson before this game and you know i raised that question as we get another look at dump truck danny he's hanging out with with joy handsome and i wonder if joy's rubbing off on him a little bit that'll up that that fansly page content even more i gotta tell you dump truck danny's double dipping you know he's going he's seducing the circus pinch with uh hot yoga and now he's over in the magician's bench there you see right there in the dugout there's dump truck danny well you know the ball players have been known to to not be able to turn down a dump truck easily and when a guy like danny walks into your life it's just hard to say no it's hard to say no and you know and he's he's doing it for a good cause he got to free the ball handler and not only that fondling abilities really translates well to this game and we'll see if you know he can give a few fondling lessons down in the dugout yeah you really want to you know make sure to tickle it just a little bit look at the showboating down to second base and you know albertson he he would have none of this from one of the players in the game yet here he goes himself showboating on a walk down to second base i mean come on come on yeah that's not something albertson tolerates when he's behind the plate but now that he's thrust into a position player role he has to play both roles now has to play umpire crew chief and try to score a run here for the california circus yeah that may get lost in all of this we got a two-run ball game in the bottom of the seventh inning these are crunch crunch time moments and don't forget to tune in to crunch time after this game that's our post game show we'll get you updates from other scores around the league and highlights and maybe even unpack a little bit more of some of the craziness that's going on in this one yeah plenty of games around the league here tonight we'll uh have crunch time the post game it's uh tom chairman and dickie dreck will have your highlights from all across the league here in the jba victor vanish with the pitch to percy polkadot and the call is being made from second base uh-oh dump truck danny get another look at that scoreboard real quick see he's double dipping he's going in between benches giving each bench a little taste of the dump truck and you notice how there is just zero protests from either dugout they are with wide open arms welcoming him as we get called third strike caught off of second base uh oh problems oh he's gonna try to take third he's still caught in the pickle he's headed back the other way he's chopping air furiously oh great dropping stop dropping uh oh wait a second is there another ball out there does albertson know that he's out or safe let's see what he's gonna call here he's been tagged out twice by two separate balls himself safe [Applause] [Music] oh my goodness have another look at this fansly brings you it oh oh the old slide of hand but you would expect nothing less from the magicians right back into his pocket unbeknownst to albertson and that's the kind of stuff that have made the maryland magicians a winning ball club year in and year out yeah and you gotta wonder if some of the other general manners managers are on the league and they see albertson playing such an impactful role right now maybe he'll get a call up and this is a really big moment in this game we've seen some of the power cards that have been played that have made a really big impact on this game and now with albertson running on the base pass before california down by two there's gonna be a lot of strategy being discussed there on the mountain and we're seeing it right now a new new elixir has been brewed by the magicians it has been given to their keeper or excuse me their pitcher they're pulling rabbits out of hats elixirs out of bottles well you know and this is why i defer to the future hall of famer gary grunt i wrote brought up the question earlier in this game is that elixir going to be a detriment to this magician's team you said no no no no this is this is something that this team needs to be consistent with throughout the game and we're starting to see that here now in the late innings yeah we used to live by this and for the old caveman you know the more elixir the better oh vanish has pulled another trick it's still in his hand oh the attack comes from behind albertson tagged out he didn't even know oh boy he recognizes now there's two balls in play albertson is privy to what's going on here how does it turn out look at this the old two balls two balls oh two balls and he rules him safe two balls change of drawers two balls if there's anyone who understands that it should be joy handsome after hanging out with dump truck danny just seconds ago i don't know if he's just telling everyone he has two balls or there was actually two balls on the field either way you'd think that he would have to understand and albertson has made this a one-run ball game 14-13 the old two-ball track oh there's a streaker and that is a dump truck if i have ever seen one my goodness pretty flat though if you ask me i don't know nothing really happened back there he must he must have a dump truck must have come from a different nickname if you know what i mean well you know danny he's he's seen his career really change over the years he's he used to have that huge badonkadonk yeah he's gotta get it done in different ways yeah she should call him no ass well we no ass danny security thinking look this is my chance look at look at danny just taunting him yeah bring it on the dump truck says look i got moves for days oh look at that jiggle jig you know what if money don't jiggle jiggle it folds makes you wiggle wiggle riding into fiat oh my goodness who would have thought this security chasing him all game long and dump truck gets the big the piggyback ride he's on the loose again you can't stop this he's just glowing right now with just a sexy sweat xavier mcmagick has moved to the mound and in the blink of an eye he has delivered ball one low some serious heat coming from the right hander and dump truck starting to look a little bit worn out now that stamina is starting to take a hit it's starting to get a little muggy the dew point is high here in the uh in the area right now is xavier mcmagic 2.31 era three wins and one loss for the six foot two 205 pound right hander saw mcmagick make some great plays in the field and certainly that stamina is running down danny dumptruck a guy that's been known to go all night long earlier in his career again that that career arc just changing and progressing you have to learn to get it done in different ways you know he used to be able to just make it happen any amount of physical force needed all night long he could get it done he's got to do it in more subtle ways now i can't tell if the security guard is trying to play defense for the magicians or he's just trying to work his way over to dump truck danny and he's on the move once again yeah dan danny was not going to be fooled by that security guard not quite fleet of foot so back into the magicians dug out goes dump truck and we had a strikeout meanwhile so two outs in the inning runner advances to second base on that steal high chopper mcmahon bear hands it and oh my goodness what would you consider that to be that might be to play the game oh my gosh it's up there no doubt about it between that and when the uh uh circus catcher ran over into the netting to get that foul ball but that's a great play right we love that play by hunter sweets as well we got a a fire show of sorts going on out here what is this this this cannot this cannot be safe drones heading over there trying to get this is a fire off here he is fire breathing we we talked about fire breathing dragons we've got fire breathing circus it's a fire fight oh my goodness and albertson just trying to get the batter up here magicians trying to figure out who they're trying to send to the plate but look at this danger danger will robinson oh my goodness whoa i've always wondered what they've you know putting their mouth to you and obviously it's not gasoline is it or are they drinking gasoline and then blowing it into his mouth i'd love to know what he's drinking and then spitting to make that happen it's got to be ever clear look at that right yeah some type of really hard lick moonshine meanwhile dropping the bat down on this one a high deep fly ball into right field but craig mystery is put away with the fly out for the first out of the top of the eighth looks like it's just water another time i know water did that now you do that water maybe that's the elixir of life the magicians and don't try this at home you have to appreciate don't forget another way for you to light that fire you've got a car being played here playing tag there are no force outs for this half inning so all outs have to come via the tag and go and go back to the cavemen creating fire absolutely it was we went through some cold nights on the road for the caveman and we certainly could have used a fire starter like that on our squad for back in the day maybe explain to the fans right now for those that that don't quite understand how difficult it is to leave your hut where you're used to being where you're comfortable to have to go on the road and learn how you're gonna find a source of fire all these different things that cavemen have to worry about well it's not for everyone and only the finest caveman can really escape the cave so uh there's a couple of tests you have to take you you have to count to ten uh can you do your abcds can you sing twinkle twinkle little star uh so there's a couple of things that you have to uh to get done before you can leave the cave and i was fortunate enough to be blessed with uh just an undeniability to club the baseball as well as have a couple of smarts in my brain as well that's the voice of gary grunt future hall of famer as we had a scorched single the second hit of the ball game for ronnie smith [Music] and look at this we got another card being played this time by the circus oh beach balls the beach and we're gonna break them out the opposing pitcher must use a beach ball for this next how about this strategy only tag outs go to the beach ball yeah brilliant move beach ball beach ball now we just need the beach ball so i don't know if someone has a blown up comes out of the magicians dug out oh how convenient so coach handsome bringing the ball out oh taunting and you know joy he's no he's done a nice job though pushing the line not getting too far on albertson's bad side as we saw the circus just took it over the top in those middle innings look at this defensive alignment yep they're thinking this is going to be an easy out the amoeba defense oh knuckleball didn't quite make it pitch and it's a 30-footer oh no just inside they call it a ball it's a ball yeah and so important with this beach ball you got to get the right spin if there's any kind of slider or downward action on it you see you see there he's not getting the proper backspin that's never gonna make it to home plate just can't get over the top of the ball right now and uh run around third as again all circus position players are in the infield fred circus he's sitting at a three four five era but this beach ball is threatening to balloon his era the diving ground oh dump truck doesn't like it oh danny's trying to get involved oh you can't get it oh look at this albertson put a hand on it i think albertson just wanted to get a hold of the dump truck albertson grasping for that dump truck as hard as he can yeah i can't grab those dump trucks too sweaty right now too misty elusive you got to watch out the the swamp ass factor is a big thing in these kind of situations you grab anywhere around the waist it's going to be tough to corral let's just be thankful that the uh umpire albertson didn't get any of the waste action because we could have seen a lot more than a golden thumb oh my goodness they're coming home with it he tags him out oh my goodness what a half inning the power cards being played it does not matter the california circus are still alive going to the bottom of the eighth it's a one run ball game you will not want to miss it what a play have another look as we go to break that's up chuck with the play and how about that you make an amazing play in the field and right after that manny up chuck 69 to the play 69 we did a lot of that and i playing david the caveman certainly no doubt about it in the tp magicians have just been absolutely tp'd to hell is that the new version of being rick rolled they've been rolled there's no doubt about that it's the outside corner you gotta swing the bat you can't if you're if you're gonna wear a number 69 you can't just go down without a swing no looking you're gonna wear a number 69 you gotta have the cajones the big marbles to be able to swing the bat speaking of big marbles he's loose again dump truck danny i mean this guy you almost feel bad with a security guard trying to keep this well you know what i i feel bad for dump truck danny that i was dogging his stamina earlier in this game look at this dude go he does hot yoga so he's got the stamina and people don't realize just how sweaty you get when you do hot yoga dump truck danny has those pores just permanently open as this has booted it short and that will allow him at first base to reach that's hairy helium dump truck danny back at it again look at this guy nice security guy number 19 just no chance for the security look oh my that is a beautiful job and you know what gary you have to appreciate that yeah oh here we go right through into the cave there he goes and dump trunk is gone oh i see it's like uh yeah like a looney tunes warner brothers thing can't go in sorry access d9 sorry that's only dump truck danny's oh my look at this that's dumb shark danny territory no entering that cave i mean if bugs had just a golden speedo it's dump truck danny and let's not forget the role that crew chief albertson played in this game to keep this within reach for california he was huge coming in when they didn't have enough players to play this one's popped into fowl territory third baseman going back on it and he makes the play down to his knees well done in the maryland magicians now have two outs in the inning here in the top of the excuse me the bottom of the eighth inning mystery doesn't spend a lot of time on his knees but does a great job here dump truck danny knows a thing or two about that and he would approve something else that's that's really important i think as a ball player you see that quick grab between the legs in between pitches adjust your nuts adjust your swing that that's typically the approach yeah pretty much you know you want to get comfortable and sometimes you know if you have long balls up there you got to keep it short i got to keep a wide stance with a hang and uh you're just looking to make contact contact is the key all the pick-off movement they got him in second base what a play the magicians pulling out of their sleeve to get out of the inning [Applause] this inning is brought to you by fansly a spicy social network be sure to check out the link inch there's been a lot of antics which we are known to see here in the jba sometimes they can get a little too wacky and you know every man has its limit and albertson you know it may have been uh reached right now you know i gotta say for a one-man crew chief on an artificial field this is the cleanest home plate i have ever seen kept yeah he's done a nice job keeping the home plate clean you know i think that his wife appreciates the the cleanliness when he gets back home to the sugar mama tonight salmon trying to bunt his way aboard to lead off this top of the ninth but to no avail and albertson has injured himself and whoever he has to come in for next will probably not want that injured albertson on their squat shaking it off in left hand i don't think we have an ambulance on site here so i'm gonna have to make that call should it get any worse for albertson this is fred circus on the mound delivering inside number 24. and there is the victorious mascot oh yeah took it to dumbledore earlier now he's enjoying the fruits of his victory trying to destroy his own pitcher apparently it's working after a ball or oh look uh oh oh that's just maybe maybe he's just giving crew chief albertson exactly what he needs here oh oh a little a little contact oh dumbledore wants revenge oh my goodness a revenge pin oh no oh oh oh that's yeah that that turned rather quickly yeah this is supposed to be a family show apologize to the kids out there oh my god hammered in the ass the mascot on mascot loving happening here come for the baseball stay for the oh that was surely going to hit the car over there that would have been quite the insurance claim oh yeah how did your cartwheeling chill break well i was at the jba and got falled off next thing you know i've got to replace my windshield people would understand you get a look over there oh the late swing but they call ball four wow they award him first base and look at this fred circus not even contesting that call i i have no words for this that hunter sweets is just not up in arms here [Applause] high fly ball into medium depth center field towards right center the catch is made both runners tag fire towards third base and the pick unable to be made it skips over the sidewall out of play and home plate is awarded it's a 15-13 magicians lead two two count here oh quick pitch try to catch him off guard [Applause] play made by the third baseman throw cross is away and another air on the circus there's gonna have to be some serious poop and scooping going on after this game for the circus oh my goodness he he lost the ball it doesn't know where it is no one knows where it is we're all doing 360s out here albertson oh oh it's a pickle throw it back home he's caught in the rundown it's another great play by up chuck he has been on point defensively in this game for the circus yeah a mental mistake there front magicians and opens the door up a little bit here for the circus as they kind of had an easy run there instead of a three-run lead it's now just a two-run lead as aaron base running costing costing the magician just when you thought the magicians have seen this one a million times they get caught off guard and that'll do it for the top half of the night extremely shallow in the outfield for laughington as he pops it up on the infield pitcher coming in for it and makes the grab first jackport comes back from 3-0 to record the first out so the circus down to the last two outs need to find some of that magic and steal it from the magicians and get it into their bats oh we're gonna have another bat here from look at this look at this okay oh and we're getting a power card played oh the power card 5x being played by the circus uh circus manager the player at bat is allowed five that's right before they are out not three strikes in your out it's five strikes and you're out for this next setback saved it for just the right time yeah you're in desperation mode you got to create a spark and you might as well give one of your better hitters a better chance to put something in play take some acts as well [Music] so now greg shake that laffy taffy we'll have a couple extra strikes to work with oh check that it is it's albertson in the game he threw out the laffy taffy unfortunately alberto's gonna hit again he's got the five strikes so it was one for one of the day you see the empire's got five home runs on here they could use one of those right now to tie this game first pitch to him ties him up in nuts [Applause] i don't know if you saw that storm but there was a waft of smoke going home going on behind the plate i don't know if someone's got the wacky weed going out the devil's lettuce but [Music] pop fly on the infield again couldn't get to it dribbling towards first base and that's why they are not professional basketball players he's safe not a professional track player either as albertson tripping over his own feet down that first base line eventually did make it though good run here but we'll watch the lack of form here from the umpire albertson i mean jackport he he nearly pulled that off it would have been awfully impressive but you know albert said for an umpire you think he'd understand that you can run through first base sure yeah yeah one would think but who knows what's going on in the mind of albertson how sweet would it be if hunter after being plunked by two pitches in this game ends up being the hero it's a fly ball in the left field they were playing extremely shallow it's over his head look out albertson rounding second he's headed towards third the throw in from right field is high albertson is safe he's going for home nobody there covering a late throw home and albertson is safe we've got a one-run game and advancing to third is hunter sweets with just one out i think i'm just more impressed with some of the shaving cream or the pie in the face still albertson out there still running hard he's got pie remnants on his jersey pie remnants on his deck still able to make it first to home i rate speed from alex you have never seen and look he's he's i can't shake hand he's got he has to stay impartial so great job there from i have never seen i have never seen better professionality from a from an umpire in this league in all of my years in this i you know what gary this is my third year in this league i've never seen anything like that and meanwhile we get another drive that'll split the gap in left center david honk has done it he has tied us up 15 all oh sir one out runner at second base line shot towards short it's off the end of his webbing into center field and the throw into third base they got him caught in a pickle but it gets past his glove off the facing of the dugout so that nearly would have been another run home in a potential game ender but instead we've got runners on the corners with one down all knotted at 15 in the bottom of the ninth man oh look at this a whole bundle of bats for sean giggles and it looks like crew chief elbertson is allowing this yeah i think it's a a 10 bat maxwell you can have so he's still under the limit here and now they're gonna say the third baseman is out in another hidden ball trick oh my goodness two down now the magicians pull a rabbit out of their hat at the most crucial point of this game boy the magicians alliance is really going to like that one the game winning run cut down from third base now that game winner would have to come from first a heavy batter here in a multitude of ways first pitch comes in tall g double o d e y e good eye good eye no way you don't make the and he dribbles it back to the mound no problem for jackport you gotta we've got free baseball you gotta wonder if the weight of the bats you know implement you know really affected that hit three pitchers on the mound for the circus here in the top half of the tent i've heard of the foreigner double vision but triple vision is a new one on me so we'll see how this affects the circus as two more pitchers have been called in or excuse me affects the magicians as two more pitchers will be called to the mound to make it a three spot and it will only be for one at bat so this lead-off batter will have to face three pitchers simultaneously perfect you're the ball boy your kitchen clown boy oh this is the clown i'm going to come out he's not on the roster let's see if albertson will allow this i do believe they're short some players [Music] need extra baseballs here as well clown boy ran out of balls leave it to the clown boy there's clown boys a great job of replenishing albertson's balls here tonight really been a big favorite of mine throughout my years in this league just a model of consistency and one of the all-time good guys in this league yeah yeah gets a lot of respect around the league does a good job uh shining the bats rubbing the balls down getting them ready for bp and just doing whatever clown boy can do to help the team you know another one of those things that goes unnoticed who would rub these balls down if it weren't for him no but i mean it had to be one of the players maybe they had to rub their own balls so look at this first three pitches come in and albertson nearly wore three of them one ball so so we got strike one as well as a couple of balls delivered there so a two-in-one count here to craig mystery who is two for five in this game uh mystery hasn't been a mystery at the plate so far so put some good wood on a couple of heads and had some bad ball luck on the others just unmatched here they come oh he made contact with one of those in play look out here and with the power card he still reaches first aaron throw he's headed to second base still having to retrieve that baseball mystery headed to third and the leadoff man is just 90 feet away still nobody out waiting for the throw and he gets away at home oh but the other two balls are still in play oh clown boy applies the 10. over there same whoa no way clown boy had you need all three oh he needed all three balls only you only had two of the three balls gotta have three balls to complete the cycle oh my goodness how could they have forgotten and look now this is this is unwarranted hunter sweets taking his anger out on clown boy clown boy was in the right spot at the right time yeah right spot the right time uh you can't blame clown boy on this one and you wonder how that that affects this the team chemistry moving forward i know it's not every day that clown boy gets into the game but he's got to feel awfully unappreciated in a moment like this i mean look at the way hunter sweets ran into his own pitcher and then he's gonna try to clown clown boy yeah you know come on complex there's no clowning clown that's just terrible i hope he's found the elder one and that one's in for the call strike oh two and oh my goodness everyone clearing the back oh my goodness this is bad and the pitcher goes down in a heap fred circus just clinging for his life what is happening all the mascots are looking for one another oh they're taking their mascot oh boy this utter chaos the mascots are stripping down to their skivvies and going at it every player from every from the magicians and the circus are on the field right now how is albertson going to handle this one he's just tossing people left and right now the magicians have cleared the dugout beer man is on the field fans have stormed the playing surface this is insane boy the mascots are really going at a little hanky-panky played right now i have never seen a higher stakes game of hanky-panky in my life oh and a big field goal kick of the clown mascot head oh and a takedown by the wizard this is an absolute mess the crunch time is going to have a one hell of a time breaking down this game this week crunch time our post game analysis is coming right after this yeah albertsons called it elbertson has called this that's it oh my goodness we'll sort it all out in post this this is insane into the clown show this game has been called it what really no surprise that this one would end this way in 10 innings what a game we're going to toss it to the studio tom chairman and dickie dreck take it away [Music] welcome back to another episode of crunch time i'm tom chairman and i'm dickie dreck and once again it's that time time to take a look at some league highlights from today's games and boy oh boy it was a heck of a day on the ball field indeed it was a doozy of a day dickie let's dive right in go to the diamond for the first game of the afternoon where the delaware drunkards tallied with the montpellier mines well fans were treated to another classic matchup as the mimes outfoxed the drunkards in all aspects of the game as they usually do hitting pitching fielding and stealing pitcher marvin mute was in marvelous mid-season form pitching a true no-hitter and the outfield posted another error-free game yeah it certainly didn't help that the drunkards played true to form fielding only four semi-sober players against a full complement of mines well at least the drunkards have consistency going for them with a record of one win and 39 straight losses their only victory resulting from a forfeit on their home opener when the circus were forced to forfeit due to their team bus breaking down on the highway [Music] now let's move across the country to where the powerful and primal phoenix cavemen hosted the lovely and long in the tooth ohio old ladies it was yet another epically long contest between these teams that we affectionately call beauty and the beast the cavemen played true to form meaning all brawn absolutely no brains and the old ladies were as always their charming generous selves valuing hospitality camaraderie and friendship over competition as they usually do it's really a wonder the cavemen survive in the league after so many years of still not understanding at all how the game is played but there's no denying that hitting is where their strength lies caveman left fielder thrunk and shortstop fruga currently lead the league in home runs and runs batted in and today's game was another eight hour ordeal with fans certainly getting their money's worth as both teams had no issues with pace of game play yep the fans truly appreciate the joy and just all around midwest ohio niceness the old ladies bring to the field every night and the ohio old ladies are leading the league in number of walks and strikeouts due to how do i say this nicely being very selective at the plate also leading the league in a number of times telling you you look like skin and bones eat something but today fans were treated to a rare bases loaded hit by clara crinola her hit forced old lady catcher ethel leflame who was on third base due to a walk and then a block to speed toward home unfortunately caveman designated hitter duty was confused by the base runner and mistakenly thought she was heading toward the dugout to steal his turkey leg so he left out of the dugout to defend what he saw as his territory good news is the umpire awarded ethel home played and clara got her first rbi of the season what a moment yeah a real team player that ethel what a spirit and what a turkey leg yeah the cavemen beat more than just ethel they beat the entire team in a 26-1 clubbing all right before we wrap up crunch time we have some new details we'd like to share with you uh surrounding the all out benches clearing brawl during the california circus and maryland magicians game today what a mass sticky absolute mess you hate to see it the melee of merry men as it's already becoming known started when tensions flared from a few traded bean balls umpire jeremy elbertson did his best to quell the two teams but with the history they've got against each other this is quite a task a bean for a bean you said it both teams believing they're the better but least appreciated entertainers this folly turned fracas surpassed all previous skirmishes both benches cleared as did the bullpen and the locker rooms and it's kind of unfortunate to note here we're learning now the magicians initially charged out of their dugout not with any violent intent but seems desperately attempting to escape what looks like an animal of some sort that got into their dugout what is that with tension's flare in that high it's no wonder the circus went right into action but again just unfortunate dick think of all the kids there too and the animals we'll soon see how the league's going to respond but you have to figure at least a handful of suspensions will come out of this debacle but that's all the time we have to crunch today we'll be back tomorrow with more league highlights hey until then i'm tom chairman and i'm dickie dreck and you've been watching crunch time [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] you

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