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my way over I get lost sometimes how do i what hey hey wait as quickly let me park this thing [Music] can I park here is that okay can I park in here that's alright I'm gonna bring you for a few minutes I think that's alright that's good now that'll be fine that's all right that's okay what's camera way on you you you I don't know I'm not sure this one right here how are you welcome ladies and gentlemen of the jury benign eight five and partnership with Andy mark carnival now I know a lot of you probably wondering what's going on here I'll give you a brief description I'm so excited for this I literally there's been a long time coming and I do have to just really shout out a few people here you're gonna have a lot of fun first of all I want to thank Andy mark for the there contracting of the robots they did an insane job you have no you have no idea what you're talking to me you have no idea we're gonna go to this camp or two because I got I can't see chat that's my problem we're going on this one I have power I have real power we're gonna be playing games on this trick that's a carnival so what do you do at a carnival you play games and there is not one game there are not two games there are not three games on this stream not four not five not six hopefully this to blow away I really hope it doesn't because we've got strong winds in the forecast that thing go is bucket you know whatever okay you know that kind of thing these games are going to be played by you not me they can be played by you by you yes sir I've seen some turbo Venus's over here what are you saying 700,000 oh no no no my I know I know look listen I know it looked like a group of soccer coaches banged a bunch of Red Lobster employees but that's that's beyond the point okay we are going to move to different games today and some other special surprises as well so stay tuned I hope you enjoy this a lot of time went into this so I mean if we can really decide when we're gonna move to the first game that's why I have the power here but this is my controller I pressed this three or four times and we move to the next game so I am just gonna be like going like this somebody gift that put it on the fucking reddit the first game that we're going to do is ring toss that's right I'll demonstrate before we go you know I'm gonna demonstrate the ring toss for you you see on the screen right now you have a series of commands and graphics and those commands are going to directly connot eight to the movements of the robot that you will see on the screen here very shortly right now I will prove that this game is winnable by the way I get a ring over here yeah as we see Exhibit A I got on the carny I gotta prove you can do it first okay like three by three moisturize it I'll get it fuck I practice this for like an hour yes well in that timer reaches zero it's gonna fire that ring really okay don't shoot at the at the guy okay that's gonna make that really clear don't shoot the guy you got to get three of these oh no we're not gonna move on until you get all three what do we got you think that's a good spot you think that's a good place for it I don't think that's a it might be a little too high I think all right that was close this is insane to see this by the way live happening but wind is picking up you guys might get lucky from the window shit strong winds it's gonna knock all the bottles over oh if you know I'm gonna give you a tactic here as the person that's relating all the carnie here I would go right in the middle because that and then it can bounce around you got to do these tactics get the fuck out of here like what a waste to throw thank you for listening are you gonna listen I don't think you are hey you're not gonna listen to me he's gonna fire it at my face you're gonna just aim this way good let's go let's go yeah delete it delete it I just did it with my mind I looked at it and just snapped it out of existence remember it's when it's at zero is what it fires you guys are never gonna win this game I'm starting to come to the realization that it's just not gonna happen it's just not gonna happen it's unwinnable snap that one out of existence too like Elmo I think the wind just like shot it down like oh I don't want these to fall we got some extreme winds these fall then that this took like sixty seven minutes to put all these in the right place you understand if the wind picks up high enough these are gonna fly and then all we're gonna have to move on to this next game there you go there you go there you go there you go come on you can get one please get one this is so insane two one fire oh I wonder how many of you are actually trying to my shot I can't even do it from fucking two feet away the wind is like taking balloons this is gonna get ugly right there right here try to get in the middle less power I don't want to break it before we done with it - hi - hi les power is more utility this game is really hard at the actual carnival let alone one that's controlled by 600 million people right now ah last one was here that next one was here you got to pull it in a little adjust just a hair tighter you want it like here right there right here you want it right here you want it right here this game's not completed welcome to the carnival nothing is winnable this is a lesson because there are six more games coming up here after this this is the tutorial and you failed the tutorial you know you guys give me shit all the time from messing up tutorials you guys failed it I'm gonna give you guys I'm gonna give you guys a shotgun here can you shotgun blast this and land on one we've got like five rings loaded up and then you're gonna have to move on it's just you guys can't do it it's very imminent you know even me come on we see if we can shot as it gonna hit me that's probably backup should I even be in here if you're honestly it doesn't matter where you put it it's just gonna go oh shit fucking clothes not even close you failed the first game you can't even do the first game well alright so what's gonna happen here is I'm sorry you don't win this I don't even know where that went who cares what we're gonna do now is I'm gonna give you guys a special little treat here what kind of carnival exist without of course some delicious nutritious potentially illness causing bacteria invested cotton candy that's Frank and I I mean I'm gonna need somebody one of you guys one of people in the chat are gonna have to come up here does anybody does anybody want any cotton candy you'd like something sound you over there won't you come on over here something so I have trained in the art of making cotton candy fucking shall bullshit okay all right so everything it's good to go how big do you want it some hoping you want it big I can do that for you all you can hear is probably a loud noise this Walmart one two all right I've actually been trained in this let's get a good nice big cotton candy surprise I have no fucking idea how to do this I read the instructions very very quickly okay here you go son this this one's for you right fuck yeah all right get the fuck go home would you like one - would you bro screw I'm gonna get like Burt here we go okay well I'm gonna give you I'm gonna give you a double there son if you would like to take that just like mom used to make all right just like mom used to make I taste soap I don't know what I don't know why where we're going next we are going to another game that game is I've forgotten the game tell me what it is in my ear cuz I don't fucking remember I switch we're going to frog launch launching frogs so if you land on a lily pad you win if not then you lose so this one is probably going to be like five times harder than the last one so I would be surprised again if anybody got this at all I mean these the first couple are just like impossible and I thought it would be kind of funny if we made the games like just fucking uncompleted but then out of thank you sir thank you if you could just dump that on my hand that would be wonderful alright there we go just a little bit of you taping them okay not sure why you filmed that I'm not sure why you had to get that on camera but I had to have that happen anyway so you got to land the frogs on the lily pads two controls been updated they may have been incorrect before but it's a live goddamn show okay this is all happening live right now and you ever seen anything like this before I've never seen okay we're good we're good the ground just moved fucking cotton candy I was such a waste of time actually was not that bad it didn't taste a little bit like soap of course hit the stream I'll let you I won't move on it'll hit me right in the face it'll hit me directly in the face I don't care do it do it you want to meet you wanna make that joke so bad attacked you actually did it I can't I can't fucking believe you did that I mean did it hurt yeah pretty easy we thought it was gonna rain understand so like I'm not sure what's worse if it rains then the whole thing has to be canceled but if it's wind then you have to compensate for the wind like a golfer you play golf you'd go to the driving range if to compensate for the wind you have to do that here well I'll give you a good example right I'll throw it in the earth to say they got winds going that way that's just so you don't winds going that way it's on the bottom now you have it scared me I got actually startled don't these don't count by the way these frogs they're just there for fun and to squeak when I need to maybe I see you wanna get them all I'll do them all one more this one sucks replace them ok oh by the way if it bounces and Leia's accounts that does count if we go from here to here you just have to land on it it counts hi I see but yeah I know I know you're gonna go for it again I won't move you think I'm scared no have you realized that you can't win you just gonna okay I may have just cheated you got to go for the middle ones have you got ah no no no no that's safe in baseball you're up you can get a photo of it if you want get a photo of it because that's know the foot don't count no you gotta get the whole thing on that's the count hey what are you guys pretending are you guys pretending huh stop stop pretending chat right stop pretending you're doing this heart you're doing this hard thing that's really hard to do and you can't do it stop fucking pretending chat and I'm saying quit pretending let's go get it done now do it I know you can I'm certain you guys can right in the middle right in the middle you got to up down pull it back a little bit work together on this shit work together on this you were right here you were literally right here now you just pull it back don't even move the fucking thing just pull it back like a little bit of power pull them out don't go forward you got it work together there you go there you go no no don't move it don't turn it somebody fucked it up who did it who screwed that up I didn't mean I did I didn't do which me this is seriously like a traffic cop shirt I can't take it off though because my mic is hooked into it so I can't take it off I have to look like this for like at least another 30 minutes by the way look at the gloom and sure that's available no no no no no no it doesn't count you guys got the feet you got two feet no does not count don't let me down right now you had a chance we are gonna do this only a few more times before you guys have to get thrown out of the carnival here because of what you just get there's a line behind you you have we've got only a couple of times you guys have a line forming behind you you can't just hog it it is not complete Abel rigged just like a real carnival just like it the real one if you hit it you get something great I just want to I'm gonna put that out there they did it they go it one you actually did it and of course if you win you get a prize [Music] and hey how's this for a prize how's that for a fucking prize huh you like that one what I have here is some kind of animal some kind of teeth animal big winner ladies it is a cock the Pokemon character I I have something here for you guys that's incredibly special we're gonna move on to something else this is not a game please please give an incredibly warm welcome to the amusing of cuddles and polite [Music] I know what I would a dog wonderful wonderful wonderful clowns we got him oh you didn't think they were gonna be of course they were you didn't it was gonna have something without clowns oh yeah do you mind anyways you probably this is the this is it right here behind me this is the idea that I had two or three years ago and I can't I'm back I'm ecstatic I'm so excited to get up there because I'm I this is this is the main event here this is what I did this for and we've got a new robot in play here this is the pitching machine robot it is loaded it is dangerous do not under any circumstances I make this very clear do not fire at me that's no okay do not not okay do not fire at anything besides the red circle over there on the right side okay you have my understanding good great can't wait for you to break that rule in about 15 seconds good luck because I don't think you got what it takes you bastards is that good I call them bastards is that good okay I can hear [Music] you're aiming for there you're aiming at them at the circle at the circle not even fucking close I my voice cracked I don't don't go out delete that refined it and fucking remove it oh hi there how are ya yeah you gotta try it at least once right oh they're going for my head pull it is it can this go over I saw it like is this enough not gonna bear in the face shit same twice come on oh god you don't know how scary this is okay this is a real machine and trying to kill me I'm doing gamer neck you guys are so bad what are you what are you doing fuck are you doing let me let me let me help you out here can I help you out here let me let me let me give you guys a little bit of a hand because you guys I haven't way too much trouble I brought I brought a laptop because I figured you guys are gonna have trouble with this shit this is a dell inspiron for to 100 this is you don't know this is the computer that is all the way to the left at Best Buy I was filling I wonder this is my brand okay let me go see if I can help you guys out here I should say I should say fuck you streamer that make sense you guys I love hanging [Music] this thing it by the way this thing feels real new can I just tell you this is a new laptop you got it leftmost spot at Best Buy make sure I have reiterate that that's at least two hundred fifteen dollars it's got a seller on until silver on whatever fuckin denomination they have oh man would it be it for some fucking reason I was over the computer and we for somehow put an expensive piece of technology the streamer's unit let me help you get the dunk oh how bad would it be do spikes did I mention how expensive this laptop was and I explained I explained that that I explained where there's gonna be living rain oh shit that copy that got me that Jess got me O'Dell oh it actually did better of all honestly of all the fucking things that injure me on this stream I I had down bring it down bring it down [Music] [Music] way too high wait to life that's not you gotta go lower I am as safe as you could possibly be it's never gonna happen you'll never dunk me you fuckers [Music] it's a blanket that's down there and I can't reach it you can't reach it I actually can't reach the blanket that's over that I'm gonna go to bed and like good luck people that come to this stream that don't know what's going on I can imagine if you see a guy sleeping on stream no you want no you want you're gonna be like this guy's awesome and this stream has been awesome and it's been a fucking awesome day so far we got way more to do [Music] don't do it again right off the bat not immediately can I get some residents sleepers in the chapel [Music] I've seen ways like fucking a hundred pounds right off do you like this you do do you want to see it go underwater well then play better it's not that hard play better and you'll see this going to water how long do I have to do the residentsleeper I'm sleeping on stream joke do better play better that's the power of doing home well whatever the company is get the fuck I don't need the cigar and get the fucking cigar away from me do it it's not gonna happen [Laughter] you guys can't do it twice did I think you'd be able to do it two times absolutely not you really did it once accidentally oh wow you can't hit a target than sitting in the middle of the canvas it's right there it's so easy it's right there it doesn't move it doesn't go anywhere it's right fucking here it's a circle you can't even hit a circle that's unbelievable I will hold this against you for the next 10 fucking years you're honest I almost fell off I'm slipping [Music] I'm gonna follow you're not gonna get it you guys how many how many people how many hey how many people are watching right now hello there we have a count how many people watching like like sick like did 200 of you can't do this how many I would've hit 200 I can't see the chat from here there's at least 125 people here you guys can't figure this out did it already what do you want you guys like there's enough people here to do this it's just it's kind of embarrassing and you not even capable of doing don't shut my feet don't show feet that's like a that's gonna I don't want I don't want my feet on camera like that's a big that's a thing - trust me when I say that I don't show my feet on camera like people fucking scream oh oh this is technically a circle but nothing I want some of you want to so badly in the face that's not gonna happen good luck [Music] it's gone from the right spot all the operate these things if you're a professional which I am we're doing another one let's go line it up let's go come on give me everything you got no no we're not pulling me again no no no no we're gonna shoot the robot Chad has to shoot the robotic the circle don't pull them again I heard that over production I heard that over production they said it they said pull them again you know you have like a flash of something that's going on and you'd like you kind of process it in your brain love it you know time time but you have a flash in your mind you know what's happening what's happening right in a second that's like what the fuck is happening right now is this a dream there's actually actually happening I guess it is this was a dream that I had and then I decided to turn it into a live stream so technically it is a dream you coming up here and I'm some wondering why see if they ask well I can tell you a quick little story I literally there's there's like don't shut it down telling you don't do that I told you that like five times you should have listened to me the first time you understand it's an effort no you understand this is like we are enjoy fun I'll see you in a few moments go ride the ride don't you fuckin feed on [Applause] there's already puke on the ride somebody puked up you got a ferris wheel ride that was supposed to look the minute somebody threw up on the ride you puked on a ferris wheel I do tip is to give the stomach of a fucking two-year-old and I'm fucking you by the way we are almost at the point of the show where we're gonna do something else very special when you go to a carnival you tend to focus a check with Brides check out the show this fucking thing off I could hear it when you go to a carnival you typically ride rides instead you go to the Midway Games you lose over and over again but you also get this thing taken care of you know what I mean so what we're gonna do is we're gonna paint a picture of you that's right you you I'm talking about you in the chat right now you're gonna get a painting of yourself do what you want with it but take a while obviously the artist has to actually draw you so they're gonna do that they'll take care of that I want you to sit down have a seat over there and I know I said that a little weirdly I said that like like as if you're in trouble you're not in trouble if you're not I promise you are not in trouble we're gonna go again to the amusing zhh of again cuddles in Paulie polite and they're gonna draw a picture of you hey Pollyanna you're supposed to wait up you've got work to do you know that oh yes oh my oh my god yeah well you better not forget any more because you've got to pick up somebody and you gotta draw a picture of me oh there are money the people in the home and the audience that are watching the show oh yeah you gonna do what I know what I can't do I see I see you later and drunk or asleep yeah - take off your slipping house and draw a nice picture will you stairway to hell you're waiting all right thank you so much Kairos let me find oh it's fuzzy that you've fuzzy no I can't find somebody I can look I can look deep into the walls of my viewers why can you find your mind [Music] [Music] [Music] ten minutes beautifully beautified well we'll see what they come up with at the end of the show maybe they're painting you well they are painting you and of course they are so what we have here is we have a series of images on the backdrop here your play down the clown before you're about to play it on streem motherfucker that was rude that was really rude but you just dunked me in the tank and I just had to change I had to change my clothes for God's sakes that was rude was that too rude you need to aim this machine at the various images on the screen and there are quite a few as you see knock them down down the clown you're in control the controls beyond the screen they're pretty similar to what they were the dunk tank so obviously right we've got German troop one zero two people can we see some in the chat please by the way we are we can see them I have to get out of the way because I've been told that this will hit me from any point inside of the cube so I have to get the hell out of here because you guys will seriously injure me and the only injury I've had all day was from the little umbrella this is true by the way all the production people I actually got injured by the little umbrella like seriously anyway had to wrap it up and there was a fuck it was a there's blood everywhere back there I wow that was close it's close right off the bat I was right there nice feet man give me a break like I don't know if we got a guy here that wasn't aware of a feet thing and I take down the Jupiter first there's no feet on camera there's no feet on camera stop talking about feet oh you got it Jeremy Juke four has been knocked down congratulations good job I did it no you collectively did it together you did can you get it all gonna get all four no that was me it was me hey by the way please get all four get it oh it went down that technically counts down further down get Djerba Jupiter or I'll delete the emote you guys have like 10 minutes I will delete this emote if you do not knock it down you don't want that nobody does the timer get it fuck you going where are you going woody I gotta have a talk with Chet let me show you I'll show to you you guys you're going so far this way collectively try to get it in the rice boy look easy I hit this driver in the face remember you did over the fucking Frog game what do you get for germ of pain what do you get for German pain well what will happen is if you get your mo pain or all four Jupiter's I'll dab on camera you're talking about though because it's easy to get the top for sure would you plunge over to do that I came to talk if you get German pain I will dab on camera I swear to God I promise Jeremy pain there it is that's not even a real emote I put that up there for you guys that's a community place oh they're close oh you got to go up a little higher if you go up even 5% 10% I will literally dab on camera do it I wonder that looks all right that's not bad that could be it gonna get it Oh don't move nobody touch anything do not move just don't move don't move don't move don't move don't touch nobody touch any buttons just put somebody press W once if someone presses W one time it will stop that I just W wants don't move don't move no stop it no stop pressing s w it's gotta go up up right right too much much too much much that's too high that is too high down down down down down oh god I have to look I have to prove it's with the wind I know it's it's hard to prove them and get to alright way the robots right here right it's a twister alright I tried I tried let me hold on if I can get one of these and just prove it all right my own game doesn't work it's rigged you got one and 25 minutes later we can't get any others that's surprising make this be the one come on do it Oh oh my god unbelievable you I can't believe they actually did it that was your last shot that was the final shot oh wait that means hold on let me answer then is that the dab on camera well that's not good why did I say that should've just said you have to get all four my own worst enemy here so which way which way left or right that way okay thirty-four years old by the way tomorrow let's kiss anyone's curious that's not a lie that's real all right oh it hurt okay so we're uh we're gonna walk thank you I'm like afraid this is gonna shoot me in the chest madam it was just like so over the course of the stream how did I hurt myself again with this little shit I don't her to stand I'm hurt I actually hurt myself again how the fuck is as possible both tiny umbrella they'll let the paper I just paper cut my hand I'm married I just wipe it up I asked over the course the stream there has been quite a few bits that have come in so what we're going to do is I'm gonna try to collect as many as I possibly can and we're gonna do that with a very very important task that I will have to do and any bits that I do not collect through this machine we're going right to charity you heard it here first so why don't we you can take this from me why don't we cut to the money machine and welcome by the way to the German i5 arcade this is the arcade we have some cool stuff here we've got an authentic pac-man you can get it at Walmart's not that much I am going to get like a cat eye protection first because if one of them like right there you don't I'm saying let's see how much of this I can actually get by the way thank you anybody that give any it has given any bits during this stream I am ready to collect as much as I can let's see how much I can get from me how much money I can collect are we ready to turn this fucking thing on so I can embarrass myself in front of my parents some more because I heard they were watching mom I'll take you up to dinner tomorrow night probably like next week I'm ready I got a note I got I got one cent I got a dollar I got one dollar two dollars I got a tent hi scoop where's the hundred where's the hundred I need that hundred I got a hundred I can't sit there no question is that it that's it so that's it okay that counts that counts icons like counts this one counts so what I get a dollar then it lose the hundred eleven dollars and two cents my twelve dollars and two cents thirteen dollars and two cents thirteen dollars and two cents 14 and three cents $15 and three cents is the big one that's $24 and very cents oh you didn't think I got a fucking big one that's seventy three dollars and three cents $84 and three cents $84 in four cents there you go that's what I get to keep you want me to go again I get to keep more money all right let's do it again I'm ready I'm looking for that hundred I'm only going for hundreds what I'm going to pick up now is that legal no okay two hundred dollars two hundred twenty thousand bits twenty thousand of them Oh I got an eclectic oh my god [Music] okay any help we need help you not help me that one counts hey we are gonna move on to the next game and what am I don't know you I don't even still wear these I'm going on to the next game the next game is going to be the cheese game get the fucking ball with the cheese see you over there let's go if you take a good look you will see we have there's a lot of holes but we do have one two three four five six green holes and some wiffle balls you have to get the wiffle balls into the green holes that's the only way it counts nothing else counts you have the launcher at your disposal make it work you'll be launching wiffle balls let's go ahead and show a how it works as you see we got to take a look from here I lost you're looking for the green holes not the yellow ones the green ones get them in the green ones only please otherwise he'll be very upset with you and I'll start fucking talking shit you don't want to hear that the tank probably I want to hear me maybe a bit rougher if I stop talking at all oh my goodness guys holy shit cue it up do it wait up fuck off I would try to go short not go long cuz then it over oh oh oh oh quite so close you got to get one point otherwise what a waste of time zero do it [Music] there you go bingo that's one what I said oh right sorry let me switch to this camera over here keep it this camera here please get to this camera this one over here you can for a second I wanted to say that I want to clear wish this one here like yeah I switch this whenever he could thank you with stupid fuckin shitty prize whatever keep going Oh No look at that look at you you guys are so close to the connect four or look you need one you dis look at how good that is it's just not good enough ah damn at least you got a sneeze please you gotta sneeze hey let me help [Music] come on okay all right that's hold on keep playing guys I mean like for real what the fuck is going on here yeah I mean like give me a break guys I mean if you can't do it you can't do it I'm gonna I'm trying to help you I really am what the hell is s okay go hunt gun good let's go that's good you got like six extra spots come on I know you can just do it two points you look at how many spots you got that you need two points for a go do it at this point it's impossible a loose corner get it in that corner just get it in the corner and you can win the game hey get that water drunk back over if you aim over here you're an idiot you just want to make sure we're clear if you aim to the right that you might be an imbecile I just want to make sure that we gotta be very go on let's go do it do it come on right in the teeth [Laughter] good more power no no no no more power more power more power more power that's not enough that's not enough more more MORE hey God boy you got three points there holy we've got cuddles we've got miss parley polite there they go bring it out wait am I on camera oh hey we got cut off [Laughter] we got it oh I've got it all ready for you now I got the Ben Ben and how do you think we're going to learn some magic we're going to make first pick up the bandana now fold it in half that's right fold it in half now fold it one more time the folded bandana secretly hide it in your left hand keep your hands in a natural position this is known as palming open up the folded banana bandana greet the audience by waving it up and down fold the bandana on the same line that you previously folded it when you have done that place the bandana in pouch squeeze it tightly what the audience doesn't know is that you never really put the bandana in the pouch you kept it in your left hand right reserved applauding make a magical gesture over the bag and fling it open and await your just applause just take that card damn I don't tell me just concentrate on the card Polly Polly yeah you'll be very pie alright you constantly concentrate on it alright [Music] because it's holding and I don't know what happened to the yellow it disappeared thank you very much I can bring you back over here to the carnival section the arcade section of the stream thank you again that was uh cuddles and Polly flight doing great work over there as the two best clowns probably in the universe's I got plan I got I got pain a little bit still anyways what kind of we're gonna play in pac-man for a little bit because we're in the arcade now welcome back to the German 95 arcade experience as you see we got pac-man and pac-man plus we're gonna play it's a video game stream right sometimes has to be for a little bit do we have audio on this thing let's find out does it have audio this is can urine come on man let's see what you got don't ever go for the boss first one two three or god damnit yes pinky is faster than a tank he's faster pinky's faster there buddy I don't need that shit no you guys don't get to play this one this is just me your time to set that up so unfortunately this is just a me thing not a new thing sorry all the way to the left up just go far just wait the cutting so what's gonna happen now is I am gonna do something that has never been done before on the platform on Twitter talking total on Twitch what we're gonna do this time is we are going to do sir you seen twitch play pokemon you've seen twitch play you know complete Dark Souls twitch control robots but but very important have you ever seen have you ever in your life and I mean in your entire existence seen twitch versus the fucking broadcaster you've not twitch fights broadcaster with controlled inputs put it on the screen please twitch fights the guy in real life I'm going to wait for the commands you've got a left punch you've got a right punch are we ready tell me when to go do we have action are you waiting inputs Jesus oh shit my elbow don't go for the face that go over that Mike don't go for my face dad huh keep this come on what do you got right in the face I'll give you a free shot well we've regenerated as four generation powers wow that's unbelievable come on right in the face do do a on your keyboard you're gonna have a hundred thousand of you hit a at the same time all right that was pretty close pretty good Oh almost all right you know what how about this Chet how about this one for you yeah that means I win you thought you could fight the fucking stream you thought you could give me this give me this Oh looks like some kind of kind of mechanism we're gonna move on to the milk bottles milk bottle game see you over there so this one all you have to do ladies and gentlemen you just have to knock the bottles down right in the middle if you can do that you win take them all down are you going into the sky why are you what the hell are you guys doing I got a net here I am in complete control come on No pull it in tighter you got to go much tighter than that otherwise it's never gonna happen but the targets so much been okay but the last one like this the down the clown you guys there was a small little section you can hit anywhere on these cans just hit a can anywhere that looks good that looks good no no no no Dino Dino Dino 2i down bring it down oh darn it darn it darn ed that wasn't I almost had it that was close very close still doesn't count still does not count unfortunately not unfold I'm getting stuck I'll leave it off I'll leave that can off I mean you just need hit the top of them you gotta get the whole thing you can't just hit it right at the top you've got a look let me show you something if you hit this thing here now people think this game is rigged right which I mean obviously you would think that if you were a you know your mind it was a lot slower than mine was if you don't hit it directly in the center these are with these things weigh like 45 pounds right so this whole thing is like about 50 cons so you got like 4 8 12 16 20 24 28 32 and then a higher one this robot has seen help it's gotten a ton of inputs the server crash like three times but it still worked and it still works very well this thing is it's a modern marvel of engineering it's just taking thousands of inputs at the same exact time so one of the things gets busted they fix it and we keep going not a problem and I think ladies and gentlemen I think we're gonna be we are gonna be closer soon and you broke it second time today how's it going too hard you popped out the you popped out the sphincter just realizing live the word I just used but that's kind of what happened Saad come on three seconds Oh too bad you guys don't get the way Lord Frey's just like the real thing you can't fucking do it I win I win don't ever play this game at the carnival because it's impossible you cannot win this game it's not completable it isn't they weigh them down we don't do that here absolutely okay thank you thank you we have a very special special treat for year this is the final game of the evening if you were curious that watch that watch that final game final game the final game is going to be the crane we have a crane we have the crane [Laughter] you guys in chat and I hope you can get there are various prizes in here for you to collect you are in control of the game it is you you got the claw you've got the button you've got the timer try to grab whatever prizes you possibly can in the time limit this is the last game of the evening but that's not true I'm a liar I'm a pretty bad liar so enjoy the crane game have fun with it try to get a good prize let's see if we can get something camera back crane back crane back crane toward crane left crane right got a bunch of various prizes here to look good did you just get one right through you know you didn't really just get one right as a bed to do did you get a pan to run tonight and they didn't just really get a drive but I know they didn't you gotta be fucking kidding me they want the first ride they got a first strike you did it first strike really well do it again right okay mystery ways it a pant no it's a cat that what was wait wait what hold on it was a prize in here what are you going for the goat that way I picked up some on Friday oh no you did it again you did holy shit Wow where's the Panda fuck is this you got some orange and blue stuff I think that's a fortnight pinata I know a lot of you guys like that game I mean I would be going for the fortnight pinata on the right side it's drop-in where's it going no it's gonna get caught yeah what no did it do you guys like fortnight oh they're going for fortnight are they gonna get in there oh shit another goat [Laughter] winner I'm keeping all these by the way I love you guys like the pretend fortnight thing rather than the Pikachu socks that I've been lying about for a year and a half it's kind of surprising to me I said the word fortnight really another go okay what's that oh you've got Jake from from adventure time another balloon just popped wait what's that what happened if the thing you just wanted it's not even in here look is it I don't see it in here Oh No are you gonna get it they got it no drop it drop drop drop drop drop drop drop oh [Applause] you did it congratulations I'll put them on you got the Pikachu socks congratulations guys excellent work nice job alright come on let's see it get the off branch serial fortnight no you went for the goat yeah okay another one good job get fortnight I love that game I love building and jumping and firing my shotgun is this the one no it's another goat we're not moving on till I get a fortnight I gotta stop saying that before I get in trouble a neon orange Jolly Rancher but that's a brand too I can't say that was a non branded orange thing orange yeah it's just orange okay an orange dog just say that apparently what do you got pull it up oh they got another cat you guys are pretty good at this they want it but I don't know if they're gonna get it they want it but they're not gonna get it that's at a double price that's a pogchamp right there that's a debt to Garfield that's an orange Garfield and a unicorn I think they got a double prize are they gonna do it oh you got to be kidding me you got the orange fucking fortnight Garfield and you got the unicorn unbelievable that's a double that deserves a DAB fortnight Garfield don't worry guys that fucking dumb game will add Garfield probably Nexus you gotta double twice that's a good that's a quadruple holy shit no way Wow you got two shitty dump that game sucks fortnight characters I wanted to go get me another goat no no no the seal the seal is important to me this is the last one one more get to either the zebra or the seal that's what I require that's what I demand get the seal last chance get it I know I know you guys got your pain last second you can do this I think they got it just get the Taylor til you need get the tail that's all you need get the tail I know you got it oh you got to be shitting me they went double time on this one you got is that three there's no way that's three is it three holy shit you went out with a bang no way no way it's three one where is it wait what oh wait this is all you got know what this is it no shit that's it calling it there nice work no we're not going this thing's saying go over in my ear alright we are going to do we've answered what bits come in let's do maybe go ahead and turn on the money machine one more time see you guys you guys can't hear this maybe maybe you can but every every like 30 or 40 seconds a balloon pops it's just like it's just everyone just the kind of phrases and goes what is that over there hey there it goes there's the money how much much money was it this time like 40 bucks 40 bucks 40 bucks that's it why is it not 4,000 40 bucks now don't walk me like you mean you make it so scary with a heart okay get the seal get to seal foot cam no wait where's the seal free the seal you are on top of that today you are literally like in making my life trouble somewhere in the beginning of the stream you were getting a caricature done of yourself we're gonna reveal that and show you what the artist has created if we're gonna cut back to who do you think we're cutting back to cuddles and Polly polite I can't wait to see this you did it you finished so you've painted who have you painted here okay so you're gonna a special audience you got one okay well why don't we show that there's a special audience member here that we're gonna be showing let's say who it is what did you paint you got you that's you Wow is that me well thank you so much to cuddles and Polly polite for their wonderful job and a great painting - no these are lease of mine you're mine you're mine it's a boy sock we're gonna go back to the fan favorite machine because I know a lot of you probably saying German yeah it sucks and I do I know it's fine but what we're gonna do is we're gonna do one more segment with the dunk tank because I know a lot of you wanted to see that again and try to dunk me again what I think I would like to do is if the the folks over at auntie mark the supplier of the robots they did first of all let me just say they did a fantastic a fantastic fuckin job this whole day with the robots and everything it's been it's been an absolute delight incredibly talented fucking awesome people there we're gonna try to break this BOTS so if you could whoever is in control drop the slow mode to zero let's try to break this fucking thing let's make it happen drop the slow mode to zero let's try to let's try to kill this button and try to drop me down get rid of slow mode it was Fitz bit on five ten seconds to hole nine get rid of it it's not gonna do anything you're gonna set it to space seven seconds come on there it goes see you later come on where's where are you going I think they broke it all it took was one time it's still going alright this is freaking me out I'm kind of scared [Music] and too much okay you broke it you already broken it's never gonna happen hey go to the GoPro no don't do that I've assumed in girl's face you can do it I know you can we got two more shots before the robot is no longer functional what camera are we on over here eat shit I got goats four days motherfucker the ball is grinding we got one more shot last time every time you get the pressure involved do it that's the end thank you so much I really can't even express how much I can fuck the bank everybody for participating even trying you did very well considering the circumstances so thank you so much general would have participated special huge thank you to Andy mark they made all these BOTS they made this whole thing possible without them this does not happen so Andy mark absolutely killed it thank you so much for even giving the robots and putting the technology in place to make it happen Toula chat JK productions on other company that came in and just knock this out of the park with location and and media services and up there just fucking unbelievable work and then thank you to you thank you so much i am going to think shower i hope you enjoyed this it was been it's been a wild ride i see in a few days when i come back and we play fucking like mario kart see you next time take care good luck good night see you when I get back fucking tank okay that's my motto from now on the chin will give shit fucking game show host hey who gives a shit you know that took like an hour and a half to set up don't even knock it over I'm angry no no it went away hey my motto from now on who gives a shit

Channel: 2ndJerma

Views: 862,394

Keywords: jerma, jerma985, stream, highlight, carnival, circus, clown, clowns, clown car, frogs, games, chat, jermavenus, cotton candy, candy floss, dunk, tank, claw, toys, pokemon, bottles, polly polite, cuddles, polly, frog, life is pain, money, bits, best, pacman, pac man, robot, robot fight, vs, versus, cans, fail

Id: OoVXE8Q0BEk

Length: 87min 42sec (5262 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 30 2019