The Nickelodeon All Star Rejects

[Applause] you thought we were going out on some boring time management game i don't think so oh [Music] your first pick your first pick is sheen oh this is going to be easy win who i don't even know ultra lord uh i see you're going with a theme okay i have to have stimpy if i have ren and oh he took the flying dutchman i was i was eyeing the flying dutchman how about gas yeah definitely gas throwing smoke to throw a pitch aim and select a pitch release the button at the top of the meter shut the girl shut up what we got that's okay you don't want to throw you want to throw it in the cold zone right that's not their hot zone right what do i got for uh pitches i'm gonna go to steam fastball chase earned by throwing strikes or taking balls at the plate when a segment of the meter is full activate a turbo pitch all right now we're gonna we're gonna really challenge him i'm gonna go up and in i'm gonna go up and in the strike zone he's gonna be really tempted to swing at it he thinks i'm throwing a ball stepping in all right i don't i hate this character i don't know i hate i hate this character i think this character's stupid can i throw at him throw a perfect game for a billion off the debt i don't think i can throw a perfect game hump says it's a ball i don't think it's possible i'll try i'll try it can i get that as a deal i'll try to go this one can't catch up with you don't understand baseball dude why do this shit you're right you want to get us to be interested in sports again they gotta like get yep just hold off i'm working on it okay i'm working on it i'm working on it i was supposed to be there a year ago i'm working on it just wait direct your runner towards the base that you want to go to use the base radar to see where you are so okay left stick aim towards the base you want to go to that's a double up no not no it's not stay back aim your hit into the field and execute a bunt bunting moves your eye i'm not sacrificing bunting why would i do that sacrifice bunt up there he's i just hit into a double play shit oh god what are you doing what are you going to run to second base run second base rider is the board sniffy get up why still be sleeping tries to catch the runner at sex here comes the pitch really does look like a gta mod here's a pitch [Laughter] okay perfect game come on all the time it would take to do this it would take so much time to make a gta mod like this and why would you do this it feels like the pictures spongebob why would you think that oh shit motherfucker yes that's going to make me laugh i'm going to be like in the bathtub tonight i'm going to be laughing hysterically i'm going to be just sitting with like just relaxing with my eyes closed and i'm going to start it's going to hurt and start laughing hard anything up and in fast on b slider get it i lose it how about that no perfect game is stepping up player on second damn it nobody out this one is one for one half an hour just to try to get to that ball did you do that great effort it was so you could have caught that normally you didn't have to jump across the whole game stepping in for the second time i guess here we go get out of here oh shit you wanna do it i'll do it too that bitch was dancing maybe it's time for dinner on a movie you didn't even hit it it doesn't matter just get rid of him postman is rolling right now yeah he is he's really good we have to embarrass patrick because he embarrassed me [Applause] yeah where is rocco and heifer and this are real monsters in this game how do you get them just fastballs only is fastball's so good i'm only going to do fastballs it's 90. this evening goes up to 95. i have to do tournaments to unlock the other guys oh okay well i know what we're doing after this coming up i guarantee it home run first pitch i guarantee it [Music] oh well he's in the killville outfit this is why oh god damn it i was a stupid 78 mile per hour ball get out of the park that's gone see you later holy shit the act is juicing yeah so wouldn't probably every single person you've seen on the screen so far the real people remember back in like 2000 2000 like 2001 to like 2006. almost every single baseball player was on some kind of drug he's gonna catch up on cause he's deadly phantom gonna catch up on cuz he's not any phantom it just sucks chip this guy's name is chip monk that's three home runs in a row yeah see hi danny phantom time to hit the showers time to hit the 2 a.m block on nickelodeon i'll see you later bad boy goes with the butt all right stop grunting like a weirdo it's nicktoons baseball you're not like dead lifting 500 pounds you're a psycho you like fanboy chum chum i know i didn't hate that show i kinda i did but like i didn't like the john travolta character i thought was just annoying the guy was talking like that was really bad john travolta whatever that's nice i don't like that character he was the best no it was just it was i don't know i don't like him [Music] [Music] what was that pokemon game that you bought that's it get home back back back back what the fuck was that move steps on first 25 year old relating to i didn't say i relate to chum chum i said i believe that he was cute it was like a cute character better than me it's like a little like oh he's cute they like they like like frosty freezies i didn't buy chum chum merchandise i thought the show was like cute shit why didn't i not do it for this game stinky he did just do that oh stop it's a meme it's a meme that's been all over the internet how much power do you got oh my god this is huge this would be it get in there it's another run imagine imagine betting a go to what are you doing what the fuck happened what just happened oh that's so slow good thing i touched it yo it's so relaxed it's fine why did i panic turbo that was stupid i would use the power up right now but i'm not gonna i don't have faith you're not gonna hit shit corey is safe at the plate look at how bad danny phantom's tv show is even on all-star mode look at those stats it's it's a classic it's as classic as spider-man dude all right what the fuck did you just do got him a third second out is on with a two out two hangers why what just happened how did you miss that oh now here comes the yak oh this is horrible this is not good [Music] someone can get that right deep right center no what the fuck all right i gotta lock in next time next step what the hell how do you hit that ball i'm just a dirt oh he didn't get it he didn't get it over the slide [Music] no don't do a double play motherfucker one oh shit goes right back up the middle get him out of the first base is safe at first oh my god what happened hey ow my chest what happened what the hell just happened [Music] shut up you fucking little weirdo that ball gets through into left field major is the board with a one right now i need to fucking relax i didn't want to swing i i wanted to check swing i tried to check swing i tried to check swing it didn't work i hate this oh my god it's part of tourist man's impossible to play against oh my god damn it playing against all-star back with like difficulty just means they all get like extra stars the game's not harder they just have a fucking 100 percent more stats than i do all right patrick's coming up i'm gonna get a home run right here bang first pitch home run [Music] [Music] wow the computer has so much ridiculous stats on all-star mode it's just what the fuck is not even possible [Applause] this is a this is an absolute blowout now yeah and why do they hit a home run every fucking single at bat what the fuck are you talking about i gotta i gotta pick powder toast man if i'm gonna double down i gotta pick powdered toast first this guy goes from like 95 to 65. and the manager is gonna make the long walk to the mound finally he's out of the game oh my god rabbit i quit there it is sandy cheeks what a fucking what happened did i get him okay i got him that was a beautiful play by sandy that's why you have sandy at third base every time [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] oh my god it goes fucking 60 miles per hour finds the hole in left game that's been down what are you doing why would you run for third i didn't tell you to do that you didn't even slide you fucking ghost imbecile what an idiot i didn't tell him to do that and he didn't even slide i was smashing a big this guy can't believe it why does it have to keep happening it's not fair all right i got somebody on base and i have four charges let's go that's down the line all right all right all right here we go i can get to what i can make it a one-run game flying dutchman flying dutchman what in the name of god did you just do that for it was in front of you it's right in front of you you can't catch up with us strike them out well uh thank you one more batter shit [Music] oh my god this picture sucks so much they're gonna hit every single ball they're gonna hit every single ball he's terrible i don't get six stars in every single category i don't how are you supposed to do a nine inning game in nicktoons mlb versus all-star team blast this one's a deep left center oh it's 11 days they just have like i it's it's not possible to play a nine inning game in this game against all-star team somebody just fucking strangle that little guy what just fucking happened the game is broken it's a broken video game this is a broken video game that was a double fucking play this is a video game you're not supposed to win it's impossible to put on alistar you suck dutchman i have to he has to hit the ball let him hit it no let him hit the ball let's hit it don't activate your power before i'm gonna do it before he can fucking do anything don't let him activate the power just pitch right away it's blasted to deep center right [Laughter] i didn't want to activate the power what the fuck it's over come on all right you brought in a different picture uh again fucking impossible you brought a new picture in gabe's not fucking completable oh our picture we brought in oh no no no don't worry our picture we brought in has five out of five on yelp in fucking possible restaurant score and he's not even a cartoon character isn't that something [Applause] all right that's three runs what score maybe you could use this ain't over i'm not done [Applause] okay i got plenty of meter there's a whole another this is not even oh my god the slider is unbelievably it's unbelievable horrible [Applause] we've done crazier shit with fucking two hours before haven't we get them all based we've been crazy we've done crazier shit with two outs before the flying dutchman is having a huge game tonight this hitter is a perfect four we didn't crazy shit with two outs before let's go back to back [Applause] do it again [Applause] again one more it's a tie game oh it's a tie ball game [Applause] [Laughter] the ball fat pitch strike two tell me a story about giant pigs [Applause] [Applause] it's not over i got another at-bat it's not over it's not over fucking he's so bad at pitching you gotta be fucking kidding me you gotta be fucking kidding me why what the fuck he's so bad oh come on that's so stupid this game fucking sucks it's awful it's awful it's awful here comes the pitch [Applause] i was gonna win the game too but this fucking cpu bullshit they all get maximum stats who made this game how dare you [Applause] there's the run this is a game it's dog shit [Applause] i like that look my picture is so tired they're just gonna string together a million fucking hits i can't even do anything who is the fucking moron that thought that you shouldn't be able to switch out more than one pitcher in the whole game and listen to my voice going like this how what how how could you be so stupid why can't why can you only switch one picture in nine innings this was so inten what a fucking storybook ending this would have been but i forgot the game's terrible ah where's my storybook ending it's 30 runs there are 30 fucking runs i can't stop it it doesn't matter what i do they're going to hit the ball every time oh my god can i finally fucking play what the fuck [Applause] oh great catch danny phantom grey cats danny wow he just jumped in and grabbed that he really just tell him just jumped into the ball danny [Applause] what the fuck dude come on where was that why i hate this game i hate this game i hate this game just cheating dumb shitty ai well a little bit of laughter here this evening no no laughter fuck the nicktoons fuck nickelodeon nobody watches that shitty channel anymore anyways you know they deleted all the nickelodeon all the nickelodeon shows that you like they don't even exist anymore all that's on nickelodeon is like is is like irl fucking sitcom shows there's like two shows on nickelodeon anyone cares about it anymore nickelodeon sucks the whole network sucks i am sweating right now sweat is just dripping off my entire body no i'm done i'm out of here fuck this game fuck the network fuck this game fuck nickelodeon the network the entire network three there's a three inning game [Music] can i do triple or nothing what's that mean that's 2 billion added to the debt or 2 billion off the debt go back to one billion one billion off deal give me that deal give it to me one billion off so i go back to go back to zero come on come on give it away give it a give me i'll give you this give me this one that's only three innings i tried to check swing fuck this game what the fuck just happened i'm freaking out slow down here's pitch it's fucking so fast it's fucking a million miles per hour you reject humanity it's extra red my blood is ketchup red right now it's as deep as it could be oh cool the batter with a gear jammer all locked up strike three that balls hit the six it's impossible it's fucking incompletable it's incompletable baseball get back on that fucking field to get things going if i don't win this ad 10 billion to the debt way in front of that board strike two just miss getting the sweet spot on that bitch [Music] fucking hate this game how i don't understand how is that too late it's just not too late it's either way to win all the way too early you're way too late or way too early ball is short nice layer of the lobster and shortstop his arm is terrible here's the pitch that was hit and hit well to the outfield that'll do what's happening two hits oh yeah [Applause] oh [Applause] [Laughter] oh my god i hate everything nickelodeon sucks you know when nick jr is better than nickelodeon the network at the cr they've crossed nick jr is one of the cool shows like paw patrol and shit it's so much cooler than what's on nickelodeon now you

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Id: 1d2T06O96BA

Length: 28min 45sec (1725 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 20 2022