Jerma Bingo

hello ah good afternoon good evening welcome to an interesting stream it's gonna be like uh unlike anything we've ever done before weird voice what they shouldn't be on real voice look at that i'm the first non-brazilian person to travel backwards through time correction homer you're the second that's right mr peabody quiet you if you were not here a couple days ago or not not even like a day and a half ago we were talking about how funny it would be if there was a way for us to watch old videos you know you've seen those streams before right not only watch old videos but all of them have every single stream and every single video i've ever done be available to skip through after talking about all that and hey wouldn't it be funny if we could just like get a random time stamp and go through a random video a lazy luke made it actually made this capable impossible this is my entire life about 90 of my entire life there's 3217 hours of videos and streams that is linked into here this is every live stream i've ever done and every video i've ever made if you want to know what that looks like take a look at this this page loads a random moment out of all german videos and streams although there are a lot of main channel videos they are unlikely to be played because they have such a compact duration and they do here's some statistics so when i press this button up here something very magical is going to happen the first thing that's going to happen is going to it's going to load a random fucking video and a random timestamp in that video across 3200 plus hours what also is going to happen is a timer is going to pop up in the top left corner of your screen that timer is going to count down from two minutes gonna start at two minutes when that timer reaches zero it goes on to another random timestamp so that's kind of interesting in itself but you know what else is interesting if we started yeah maybe decided to play a little bit of bingo too this is over ten years of my life on a bingo card after two minutes goes by and we go to zero we're going to go to a new random part of my entire life how you come into play on this stream if you would like to add 30 seconds to the timer that is in the top left corner of the screen you are going to give 10 000 channel points as a highlighted message 10k is too little for that i know i know i it might be way too little but here's the thing i'd rather adjust up than adjust down because if it's if i started like 30 000 channel points i and then like in 20 minutes we bring it down i would have scammed a shitload of people gonna find out in five four three two roll the fucking dice here we go welcome to the stream everybody if there's anything fancy drew just let me know thanks i might just take you up on that offer so what can i do for you tell me about tell me about paseo del mar high so it's already people already oh no no no no no after school activities oh my god too bad oh this could be what happened pretending to be one of the students was murdered in the school last week we're all pretending to be students and we're all no no stop stop stop stop stop stop stop i'm gonna make it more expensive i gotta make it more expensive all right i'm gonna turn it off i'm gonna turn it off i gotta make it more expensive you worked here kept mainly to himself who did it and the police are keeping pretty clammed up about it no no no okay turn it off fbi that's me right turn it up disable it disable it disable it how long is this this is two hours enough money what there's not even two hours in this vlog i'm usually not so suburban can't believe it i understand i can't believe you've seen your name all right wait a minute i have a night oh ten thousand might be too much ten thousand might be too much germa and it had to be nancy drew of course it starts with nancy drew my computer and all of these fucking droop brew motherfuckers over here i've been waiting for this shit for weeks for actual weeks and they got their opportunity right now like at this point i could like i could just like go drop the shower and come back who died i could go take a shower i'll do the eye test let's see how good i do oh uh where is it that's that's a surprise face kim i'm sorry i can't see your financial troop for two hours i can't never exhausts i can't do it regrets i'm vetoing davinci three three two one veto what's going on what is this murderous pursuits i'll put the webcam on so you can tell who the real one is no but this just looks like i'm i'm like on the same stream or below i'm gonna run right into them i think if i turn this corner i could just go like this hunter nearby no i really thought you would have come upstairs by now we gotta hide the stream is this this like what we're watching right now what a bunch of dog shit wait the guard yeah get the get the fucking guards out of the game pointless by the way if we know about this i'm giving you 500 comments but when we drive does she know about the real boat that's in the bay that's about toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat [Applause] and that's how you make a reversal oh ladies and gentlemen why isn't this lanka gets eliminated from the german rumble stamp on the bingo card here we go the sims 4 murder house wait this might be the tail end mod info make partners in crime it's possible this is the talent reaped exclude the sin from getting killed enable drain all blood interaction for the sim okay what the hell does that mean look at all these urns everyone else is already dead is it options wait hold on everybody at this point was it's already dead more choices drain all blood okay so we're catching like the cool down we're catching the cool off period what am i doing let's we're going on an adventure there's somebody left what the fuck am i talking about now you know how we feel most strength has a cue this is how you guys feel a lot of time huh i'm sitting there going what the fuck is he doing right now i'm like what's what what the i'm sitting here going like what is he doing why is he absolutely why is he doing this right now now i underst i get it i am retroactively annoyed with the way that i am playing the game fast forward i'm just like come on dude let's fucking hurry up where are we going cry of fear co-op highlights it was [Laughter] if i replay the video i might break the algorithm that's running this whole thing if i i might break it all right we're good [Music] hey what is going on everybody germa here with scare saturdays this time on scare saturday is going to be going through some of the co-op of cry of fear with star now before anybody asks any questions this is not going to be a full let's play of cry of fear as much as that would be cool i would probably rather stream something like that than to upload like 50 episodes of this onto my youtube channel but it's about a 15 minute video condensed kind of highlight reel of some of the scares some of the funny things that happened some of the happenings we came across but with that said here is the video guys not going to take up any more time i want to get to the content obviously so uh it's been sunny out go outside and go get some sunbathing because i'm about to do it right now baby sunbathing clothes off i can't pick it up oh my god they're like a flock of crows it's actually a murderer crows i remember i remember that comment in the youtube comments derma it's a murder of crows you idiot you guys haven't changed in 10 years he's not dead by the way don't waste ammo don't worry what's that tense ten years i've almost gone by yeah but he might that guy might be a pain in the ass later okay well we got to go in this way so i think there's somebody yeah there's a person in this house as well this is 10 years 10 fucking years yet we could be brothers oh my god what's wrong with this list you got a problem with this list so why is gamecube and beat here because i i i don't know so high because for the longest time that i'm talking more than 15 to 20 years okay i've been searching and hoping for for an entertaining entertainment advice that you can use in the bathroom before my friend take a shit when you go to the bathroom for 40 minutes he's so right i used to bring my computer into the bathroom and plug it in and like set up a desk in the bathroom and sit there he's so right god imagine being this correct about something bad germa is funnier than live germa vaughn germa is i know what that is that's that's the third ingredient in cheese nips it's poison i knew it i probably shouldn't have said that totally fuck he's poisoning his body he's getting through he's getting his ingredients all ready to go i should never have said this this is like he's fucking poisoning himself just like all the cheese nips disgusting this is a joke like i don't make sure it's charlie joke i have cheese nips that's not an ad that's that's that's me like talking about how much this thing sucks that's not an ad let's go oblivious guy's dead why are you doing this to me gang stop it that's a glitch i told you i am just julienning fucking french fries that's a glitch okay let's put it on there that's not a terrible analogy that's a good one julianning french fries that's fucking smart and funny and interesting and hilarious how did i fuck up the tutorial well it's very easy because i was selecting i was selecting the bushes over here and it was selecting this fucking building and i deleted the building when i was selecting the bushes here i did it like 10 times you sure don't want to pick up this building and delete it i mean look i'm moving on to the next tutorial maulding should have been a free space i know what i'm doing all right final mission incoming final wait this is the last mission um oh yeah germa you think it's a final mission there's six more fucking hours in this vlog this is crazy whatever you got here so remember i beat this whole game in one stream this might be the one five to ten minute portion of the stream where i don't sound like i'm gonna fucking strangle myself i'm gonna walk through here and then through the door yeah you do i know there's at least one up here i've shot this thing 10 times what's the fucking straight and it's on the left let me take a look there's a stereo player and then a phone with some pens looking for the phone with some pens on it wooden box a slightly heavy wooden box the other one is with the boom box i gotta get back it's gonna keep keep searching the desk well there's like hidden prompts everywhere or something why do we get every single part of the stream is so boring i'm not doing anything what's the consensus of this game what's like the uh what's like the reviews on it yeah like six you didn't what you didn't know that before you started streaming it lie doesn't really that doesn't really yeah you knew that it feels pretty fun so far feels pretty like healthy you hear that do you hear that yes feels feels pretty fucked i got to work on that i got to work on that part of you feels pretty good is this anything good it's anything good is this anything i got to work on that bad liar voice i got to work on that [Music] as you listen to my voice and go deeper with it how would somebody be able to sleep to this could you imagine all right seriously wait a second wait your body can fuck can you imagine if you were trying to go to sleep okay you lay down and you're like man i really wish i had something to help me go to sleep and i'm like let me help you there and i go right up to your fucking ear and i'm like very soon you'll be sleeping and just to let you know it's so relaxing in this room and very soon you'll be going to bed just like the breeze of a sunny summer monday morning that's not an impression the way that you will see the world like you're going to be that's not an impression what are you doing to me like i'm just trying to sleep i need not impression no where is my meditation i just had it where is it it's on a different window why is it down here of course it was is an expert in healing and balancing color in the molding box yeah okay we might as well just fucking color this in well you can just this is the free space of the okay [Music] shoe on head i better put this on my head or chat will think it's pre-recorded that was good that was good where's like the good fucking joke square where's the good joke square because that was a good one yes what do you got on here enameled and gold plated that's funny i'm laughing at that one i don't care if it's me it was fucking four years ago i don't remember saying that that was funny that was funny i liked that one if i if it would any other streamer doing that i would have laughed at it that was a funny joke guy from four years ago okay looks like we're gonna be ed here comes an impression i'm gonna go all right if i have an excuse to do an ed voice like like an eddie voice oh i'll do it like i'll do it every time there's probably three impressions in this part of the screen why is eddie just bernie sanders what okay so what we're gonna do is we are gonna just unfortunately the one percent has all of the money all right we gotta take out a word oh i gotta pee let me can i piss i was like rage drinking water let's i'm gonna pee let me i'll be right back you go you go and keep like clicking on the screen no no no no no oh no oh the only thing that not the this if i do this if i do this on camera 500 community subs hairline what about it pretty good god damn it you gotta be kidding me [Music] god damn it you fucking idiot you stupid asshole god damn it i did ocarina of time i don't think lions pose cry of fear co-op highlights it was the real real opinion thumbnail people love it they don't do it for me zelda games don't do it for me that's it that doesn't count that does not count it doesn't count doesn't really do it for me that's not the video i was watching that's a separate video you only need to use this line with six and d on it can can cd-rom to book oh yeah you had to freeze you had to punch in some shit right because the in the manual track and strike at the end of the work of course one yeah that course quiz before playing the game you'll be asked to identify a piece of track from one of the five courses ignore the page reference use your mouse points with the correct piece a10 god damn it g that's a bingo that's a bingo [Applause] what the fuck why is this going why is it like fart noises where are we going where are we going i get another alert from people no no no of all the places to go that guy no not the karazhan stream that is a geared up tank this is a 0.52 the worst stream of all time just got killed heal us with your laugh oh god stop jeremy did it work walking around and fucking in yeah bernie crusade was the first friend you sound depressed in this video yeah cause i'm playing warcraft on stream world boss real quick oh yeah this is when mlc stuff was like snorting up the fucking boogers all stream i remember yeah i remember this that was another reason why this dream was so bad i'm also about to blow my nose no i told you i told you this is what happened i told you yeah voice has actually been getting better look at how fucking big that is you want to do karazhan attacks there's no substantial attunement the fuck is out there somebody out there fucking weirdo mosquito in here got him holy shit that was a fucking pog moment holy shit that was unbelievable are myself red why are they both doing that why are they both doing this that's fucking red how many is it going to take to kill this sort of thing was that like a jacked fuck at this point yeah i was maybe he is look at the shoulder look at the chest i gotta get behind him if i stood up right now somebody just come here the old german would beat your ass knowing when you are a jumping little freak because the new german would run i love this game condemn too but what fun is the bandicam font oh wow we landed on not only the unregistered hypercam holy shit what a thing to land on this should be put in the library of congress i don't know about that pretend to be the mom so if if i if i do if i do this if i go like this is that possible two okay honey honey okay honey it's time to come it's time to come downstairs add an echo are you are you are you are you still playing that game okay this looks like i'm from fucking 19 like 30. what is he in a fucking cave and we're gonna put a long con on here i'm gonna i'm gonna make it look like a fucking terrible streamer time for dinner fucking ghost mom that's too high are you are you are you are you are yes are you streaming are you how's that is that a fight is it fine that's true that's too good i know it's pretty good thanks jeremy it's so funny because people were uh this needs to be people people were it's like writing like your strengths sucks and shit like that like fuck you wait maybe i can yes shit can i oh fuck dude oh my god because like okay if you came to the stream that was this one this person is viewbotting right if they would like at this point this is what like two or three years ago something like that there was probably about fifteen hundred two thousand people watching this stream like you're a viewbotting fuck we need to pass it through one more thing you are a viewbotter if you have a stream like this that has like three thousand people on it i thought this was real i'm serious was this one of your first streams that makes me so happy does everyone pretend to be bots [Laughter] right right if the bot messages how's that oh wow man cool kill this is such a fun epic stream smiley face what what are you doing no i'll go to bed in like an hour it's 2 am yeah okay okay i've been like 20 minutes come upstairs in okay soon [Laughter] yo like pretending that this is happening right now let me know dude like oh pog dude nice shot like what the fuck oh oh you guys are gonna kill me one day

Channel: 2ndJerma

Views: 380,907

Keywords: jerma, jerma985, stream, highlight

Id: OWP4MsXKSJQ

Length: 25min 27sec (1527 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 03 2022