The Impossible Quiz

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to the impossible quiz now someone told me that I needed to play this because they thought that I was stupid and I would fail so let's prove them wrong Oh slap me do presents presents the impossible quiz I don't even need instructions for this I'm just gonna go on my way okay how many holes in a polo what what does that even mean what kind of question is that there's two circles in that letter name Oh God what's a bolo the shirt you talk of this shirt one for the head two for the buttons three in a matchbox that one okay Sidorov ik backwards Oh answer this question backwards okay okay click no I didn't even mean to do that okay put the mouse on here oh go around it I got it go got it square root of onion what what what do you mean the root of onion is a root so the square root of it would be what are shallots the answer is really big [Music] Oh [Music] oh you dick all right there's four holes no but a tin can okay click answer now it's here go all the way over there they're shallows okay the answer is really big but as far as a polo remember nobody can oh oh but it's pointing to no it's ah choose the food well this all depends on what we eat Oh what am i doing why am I doing this oh that one turns into butter was that right was I right on that cuz it turned yellow into butter boys everything [Music] that is what oh I can skip it what follows December 2nd abit what what sounded the belt of make poop to tank rune blip blop bloop Bango Langille roof nothing for 120,000 echo do la loo icecap bobbidi boo boo boo makes a ding sound that's the ding sound that's been ding in the whole time it's been making a ding sound they let the bell when I do the right answer not a whoop dang make it lighter towards the hole I don't know what you're doing I don't know if you mean to me to take it literally or if you mean figuratively or if you just douche I don't like you Mattie whinny horse what what no what are you doing no neigh Winnie [Music] abcdefg unless you mean me to take that literally the alphabet t th e al pH I [Music] don't gotcha I do not stop hammer time color in correct order what you don't know what that is what is that ha lure in the correct order what are you British I'm gonna skip this one because it seems like a bit of a douche Deal or No Deal what sealer no seal does that mean what do you mean deal or no deal seal or no seal do a no deal deal I faked every wrong seal why is it feel watch what okay the choice is yours ah [Music] Degas yep okay oh I literally skip Oh Save Changes done titled yes maybe I don't know I don't know what you want for me anymore I'm questioning my entire life now okay quick clip Oh click the V in the lives okay where do you kill a werewolf how do I wear how do you kill a where where do you kill a howl wolf that's whatever L really wants to know what is a kill it bang this is Cillit bang you talking about [Music] [Music] okay which of these place names doesn't exist what do you mean place names well I would love to go to brown Willy or blubber houses or RZ I hope you've been paying attention to the question numbers what is Bethel easy I thought I was okay I'm going to 28 hey what is that that is a fairy cake Oh ballet bun abundance cruel that is pretty cruel but I don't if I if I was looking at that it's doing ballet but it's a cupcake I don't know what you want from me game Oh abundance abundance Oh what flavor is cardboard I don't know why would I know that it depends on what you put in between the two pieces of cardboard when you your cardboard sandwich pork scratchings what flavor is cardboard [Music] [Music] [Music] one of the main ingredients of confu I would believe cricket crap roundabout right rocks and sausages that's in my shampoo baby Chaman human faces cats and well well I don't know what whelks are but that sounds about right rocks and sausages so how many letters in this hand elephants don't like mice oh the computer mouse squeak squeak squeak pop I'll see what works quick relevant how do I get I get it I get it they don't like a computer mouse but where's dub ya Wolfen I don't Xena I get it but I don't see anything oh-oh-oh it's game over can I do that please Oh [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] what is Mary Rose sat on up in no I don't know what you want from me space serious business Linda Q lie down down right here right now well it's not that because he's facing left he is cylindrical but he's not exactly going on an adventure only I had a bridge [Music] what's left I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it Bridge B or idge i right-clicked I don't know if that showed up but I right-click wait what what am I doing here what what do I do [Music] okay I don't get you I don't get you what do you want [Music] you want me to click that okay good I don't know what you want from me but right before I died something popped up at the bottom [Music] [Music] so there's five times ten there's 50 42 so it's the 42nd 42 there we go rigid makes everyone I don't know I don't know I don't know who the hell is Bridget [Music] I was puzzled nice puzzle nice puzzle click the click the click click [Music] quick [Music] what I can't oh oh oh no oh no oh no this is that weird text that you get when you have a font error oh no oh no [Music] okay I don't know the answer I don't think I ever will I don't understand this was that guy's poking him in the eye oh are you sniffing out Sonic's eye or nose I don't know what that is what is that I don't know what it is so you're looking at Sonic you're looking at hand do i special oh my heavy you killed sonikku you best dude ever don't know what you want from me but I am trying my best to understand you there's nothing else weakly oh my ft you've killed sada Cupid what is that what is it I don't want it oh no my mouse go Oh No snake snake which is correct spelling slap me do oh this is the maker of the game whose two-piece slap me blue red blue yellow what oh no oh please be the last question I'm begging you I need to do stuff I need to go live my life red blue red blue yellow blue red blue yellow blue red blue yellow okay okay [Music] [Music] one away okay all right [Music] how many questions are there I can't I can't I can't I need to live my life I need to go I've got things that does me doing I can't how close was I to the end guys tell me in the comments below how close I was to the end of this I've lost all hope for all of humanity I will not play another game like this for like two or three days so anyway I hope you guys enjoyed my misery thank you all so much for watching click the annotation for more videos that I've done and as always I will see you in the next video bye bye [Music] [Applause]

Channel: Markiplier

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Keywords: The Impossible Quiz, Impossible Game, Rage Game, Markiplier, The Impossible Quiz Walkthrough, The Impossible Quiz Answers, Funny, Rage Quit, Let's Play, Gameplay

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Length: 21min 58sec (1318 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 10 2014