Reading Small Town Strip Club Reviews

we I did yeah I guess we're doing it I got taped on mic down first of all you need to shut this oh sorry shouldn't you do this Wow brother gets a few subscribers and suddenly he acts all big town reviews I'm using this tape it's from the Truman administration that was pretty tight looks like a 60s gameshow microphone so you won $20 on the whole Maytag fridge hey guys the boys are back for some small town reviews and today we're looking at the strip club strip so as per usual we chose a line of work that line of work is this strip club industry and I went out on Google and I pulled together some of the best google reviews that I could find for strip clubs that are located in more rural areas by the way I'm joined today by my brother's friend Johnson he's here please go subscribe to his YouTube channel it's called Sven Johnson that should be easy to remember [ __ ] and I have not yet seen any of these reviews so this is brand new for me yes I'm the only one that's seen any of these reviews so without further ado let's see what the fine patrons of American small-town strip clubs have to say honestly we're how do you get to the point in life where you're leaving a public Google review for a strip club it's pressing anyway let's get going so the first review was left by Jenna Boogaloo and she gives it five stars saying it only cost $40 to get to get file drive by a linebacker sized woman I wonder - it's like if she is this sex or is this like a lap dance so aggressive so local guy Joey Diablo said one star my name is TJ but you can call me Todd this place smells like a combination of McKinsey Lake and my minnow bucket all woman here were over 300 pounds each thought I was at the zoo or SeaWorld thank God wait I like to think that he was going incognito he's just like I don't to use my real name so anyway my name's TJ all right next review is left by John he said had sex with one of the dancers I feel like you're obligated to leave a five-star review if so Tony al says three stars middle of the road and he goes I mean you want a bargain this right here is up your alley you got sixes to the right and they turn to eighths by the end of the night rarely a fight and above-average delight slap a couple bucks up there and you're in for a treat them gals slide up that pole and clack their feet come to augs we're having a strip club is better than not that's pretty honest I want to know why they're clacking their feet are they're wearing like tap shoes up there yeah Robert Cheeke is it two stars only saying wow what a fabulous dump took a crew of redneck boys there dot dot dot it was great watching them get nervous because we were the only Caucasian in the place I didn't have a problem with it but it was fun watching them okay so what I did for some of these strip clubs is I did put some of the search terms in the Alabama area I was gonna say right now some of these get pretty racist so hey ZL says one star not a good place to go to I heard they don't even go there Todd Elk is it one star saying nice place to get shot nothing but street dogs in there I promise that's only a one out of ten on the racism scale so doc I couldn't I couldn't I couldn't censor this guy's name I hope it's not his real name but it was so perfect his name is dawn Zilla sergeant and he says five stars this place is the Disneyland of ass next person Jason J gives it a one star just says so Zaki M gives it one star and they say well the strippers on a Friday night appear to be as tired as a slave after working 300 years in a cotton field drinks overpriced private dancing way way over price never going back there are other analogies I don't know I don't know what to tell ya so Dan B gives it one star and says I have been kicked out of better strip clubs is he bragging yeah this ain't [ __ ] thanks guys name was Benjamin coming he gives it three stars saying a stripper called me awkward circa 2014 in her defense though I am awkward so Brian said five stars believe it or not I've gone here before just for the chicken Caesar salad the entertainment is great too I think there are a few dishes that I would trust like Caesar salad club Jack Daniels a local guide gives it five stars saying five stars because it's close and I like naked people with my beer so William William says one star toothless strippers wouldn't it be better you know I'm not gonna say all right Sean D gives it only one star saying if there were less stars I would left them for less stars oh he would have rated it fewer stars is what he's saying braun chi angry women you had two strippers at the bar kissing each other and acting inappropriately doing what are you talking about there was one half decent woman there one of them tried to put a hex on and one was extremely large they were rude at the bar and you got a feeling that they really didn't want you in there really bad place to go to do not recommend go to cruise and Jovi's so much better to see a professionally run organization was this guy who was complaining about overweight women who just yeah he's like well I don't understand - it's like what are their witches in here are there like 300-pound women yeah also it's like oh this some of the strippers were kissing and acting inappropriately is not my taste this is very uncrewed in Chubby's of you i love this guy's name sober nice and easy bernie sandy says one star my sister works here and i don't really approve with the soul bro may have I leave this review it'll fix our family just the og one star I went there looking for love went broke before the night began now rent is due gotta go home face the ball and chain thanks for the memory and biggest nachos what again you did that like you know is your fault would you spend all your money on nachos Susie complaining well thanks for the tits and the big I had a good time but now I have to go back home to ball and chain hmm so John goes one star they charge 30 for one song I respect women and all but the usual price is 20 no offense to women but no girl is worth 30 for 3 minutes grinding like I was starting to like portray himself as like a female active its to like I expect women I bought their are not award more than $25 a Google user this guy is the first guy to have that username why is why is everyone commenting not having this be their username I don't have any info a Google user gives it one star saying just a bunch of white trash crack [ __ ] and hillbilly rednecks this is just sad I know it's a bummer all right so Kayne H says two stars big black a sweet dreams what does that mean do you think that Caine is trying to say that he saw a lot of big black asses and there were weak drinks or was he just loading up for one big black ass week grace okay so for this final club it's a club in Alabama and I'm not gonna say its name but it is pretty common for these businesses to have the owners come in and respond to criticism or praise sometimes and typically pretty much every time the owners are really cool like oh I'm sorry Jonathan I'm sorry your experience was not as good can you contact us blah blah blah blah anyway I found this one strip club where the owner goes in and she just drags everybody through the mud if I was the owner of a strip club especially in like a rural area the comments section of my own business is the last place that I'd want to go and peruse like you know everyone in town - all right [ __ ] you Martha you're not getting ripped off so anyway this is this person the owner the club is going in and they are just [ __ ] mercilessly on anyone leaving complaints so we're gonna read the real reviews first and then the owners responses to all of these reviews so first off a customer left a complaint and said two stars absolute most boring club I've ever been that's after 20 years all over our country between every coast the bartender did a fine job do not go to Dolphin on purpose if you want to have fun and the owner replied and said hahahaha being old fat and broke must be a real bummer for you bud but then they go lol cuz that's about the only way you can't have fun in a strip club lol thanks for the giggle so this person for the same place gives it one star and says I got kicked out because I'm Muslim but I have something for that I really appreciate it and we'll see them soon told me to take off my cap and against my religion I explained it to them and had my phone in my hand recording the whole conversation with the owner and the bouncer talking and kicked me out I handled it respectfully and said okay and walked out after they took my money and I tipped the dancer like sixty dollars okay so that could be a really legitimate like a terrible situation it sounds like what the owner responded yet another [ __ ] you are such a devoted Muslim that you wouldn't take off your cap in a strip club do you know how stupid that sounds you are too stupid for your 72 virgins bah ha ha ha see you next time what is this it's like the owners going out of their way to just tank the business public God all right so lollipop another customer says I've surprised the lollipops not one of the dancers so a customer lollipop said four stars does the club hire Bahamian girls anyway the owner was not having any time for QAS because they just said what the [ __ ] is that alright so Kiera s gives it one star and says racist manager I think we can all agree on this only wants to take black people's money that is not the way that I thought that would go honestly club is usually empty no one really goes there strippers gogo girls or whatever you'd like to call them have bad bodies are ugly and lazy bartender was drunk don't go here you will I repeat you will regret it so anyway the owner responded and said sounds like someone is bitter for getting kicked out lol Kiera if you and your fat friend would not have tried videotaping the ugly bad body dancers you would not have been removed do not screw with us I repeat do not screw with us you nasty ho hello a user I love - from the owner so the owner themselves said Kiera if you and your fat friend would not have tried videotaping the ugly bad body dancers that's your own employees yeah alright so Sabrina s not affiliated with me or my girlfriend is that's not her said one star we have been here a few times in the bouncer is awful very rude he threatened to kick me out because he said I touched the dancers hair when I did then the bartender cuts my girlfriend out because she took money out of her bra well I'm getting her to just leave because once again your so-called bouncer has a problem I get kicked in the back by one of your dancers and shoved by your bouncer mind you I'm a five-foot 130 pound woman trying to defuse the situation that your staff started very racist and unprofessional place if you have any color to your skin besides white please stay clear this dump this place sounds like a hellhole so the owner comes in and says we always find it amazing when some [ __ ] gets kicked out it's always the sober security staffs fault and not the drunks the security started it not likely lol if you behave yourself you will never have a problem with security and as far as your racist comment in case you were too drunk or just too stupid to notice our security is black please do the world a favor next time you want to drink go buy a case of beer and sit at home in your trailer thanks lol wow so the last response is from somebody named Orca and they just gave it one star and left no response no words no nothing and the owner responded and said oh wow so that's what we got for the strip club reviews if you guys want to see more of these episodes please let me know we don't do them super often but we have a lot of fun shooting it so let me know in the comments if you want to see some more please go subscribe to spend channels fen Johnson we he does sketches and all sorts of cool fun stuff do my channel don't do that don't do that recording right now right now I'm going right now so start talking I've been trying to be professional that's ok recon guys hey I'm sitting at the home table I just got a five hour flight I just drove right here and dang and I'm telling you today about a rake on headphones baby you've heard me say that a whole bunch this year and you know what I'm liking rake on they've been really chill they don't really give me notes on any of these ads I can say all sorts of stuff check this on when I'm staying in a rake on that penis ok can't do that on this baby listen guys I might say about rake on headphones do you've heard me talk about him before and again as I say it's a meme at this point I like these headphones I enjoy them I use them myself alright here's their newest model right here it's the e25 earbuds check baby out oh look how slick that is the e25 earbuds have new-and-improved very very deep wide low-end they're beautiful to listen to I'm bumping my little Aaron I'm bumping my little peep gosh dang it sounds good in your ears you can pick up a pair of these right now if you go to the description down below you type in buy rake on Comm slash guys that'll get you 15% off your order right down there in the description down below listen rake on headphones they're top notch okay they start at like half the price of premium earbuds they're slick as hell these things get up to like six hours of battery life just for playing I've told you guys before many months ago they sent me their a 50 models like this I didn't charge this dang thing for like a month straight I use them everyday I love them they got great battery life the Bluetooth connectivity is really great they're very sleek and look how they fit in your ear you can hardly see the G dang things check this out right out the pocket baby rake on mmm wait ducts you have to put it in your ear I can't see it [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Gus Johnson

Views: 3,370,432

Rating: 4.9567423 out of 5

Keywords: small town reviews, gus, gus johnson, gus and sven, sven, sven johnson, small town reviews strip club, small town casino reviews, funny reviews, funny meme, meme, meme playlist, reddit funny, viral video, eddy burback, gus and eddy, eddy, gus and eddy podcast, drew gooden, danny gonzalez, trending, sketch comedy, trevor wallace, funny video

Id: 6spe49p9hcE

Length: 14min 37sec (877 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 08 2020

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[u/Tiny_Pay]

Time to watch that before it gets age-restricted

[u/panicattheben]

These fine gentlemen have never been to a strip club. Love em. BSB. js

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I’m so glad you posted this. It wasn’t in my sub box so I would have missed it

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Lol ppl already found the club and are leaving gus Johnson reviews

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