The Grand Tour - Funniest Moments from Season 3

so Stalin sat at that table in the morning when he was a little boy yes and said one day when I grow up I want to be the nastiest piece of work the world has ever seen and the parents would have said there's a little boy in Austria and he wants to be the nastiest piece of work but we think so you can be an even nastier piece of work and then he was it could be whatever you want to be yeah if you want to be the biggest bastard the world has ever seen and his mum said to him are you sure you wouldn't like to follow your father and be a Shoemaker no I want to murder 20 million people he's actually sitting right here in his little short in his little mustache that is really weird though isn't it a broken stolen's house geez I'm going to the gulag James [Laughter] what do people talk about when they don't drink brexit it worked together now for many years but we've never struggled to think of anything to say before but I think that's partly because we can never remember what we said last time so we just do it again yeah that's a fact huh well you see we've just been repeating ourselves to whether every night yes I haven't bothered with any of that I've just gone for the telephoto not one of yours but that this is all I've got that's all you need well that is literally it yeah that's all you need well are you gonna photograph animals in this country that's a pervert camera no it's a Daily Mail camera as well exactly well that's what I meant it's heavy happens it is it's a lot of glass proving of my car and my stickers I speak the language of the millennial Hammond and may won't be able to do that because they're in a Ford and Toyota they're bad whips let's sing a song no he's not very keen on us helping is he sorry I couldn't see the bumper because I have my head right next to the thing got let's go we all be fine if we spot a Jaguar everything will be okay right let's go oh now we're in trouble I didn't know you were there what the are you doing I was stuck I didn't know you were behind me my ignition keys are 3 000 degrees Centigrade sorry everyone sorry about the noise I know we'll use the director sorry mate if you could just turn the engine off that would be great call 9-1-1 he's going to need some fingers in a minute wow yeah it does that how hot are those ignition keys [Laughter] oh yes that is it's actually really nice should have found the todger I don't need low range you just see somebody with scale oh [Music] that went wrong jeez why would you do that to us the rest of the day is going to be bloody miserable you map it hold it the Imagine his face yeah and he'll know exactly where he parked it because he's him so then he'll think he'll think he's gone mad I way to do it bounce it ready so one two three move one two three move it one two three foreign [Music] what's happening above me here look I love you oh yeah we need to work on that not now Katie I could be sitting here now answering pointless emails from pointless people with nothing better to do all day not now Katie but no I'm doing something useful something joyous something pleasurable not now okay no Kato no that's inappropriate now that is a great picture and we can move on it is it's we have ticked that box that's the Ace of Spades the Jaguar that's Saddam Hussein we've now got to go and get his sons Uday and the other one was this other song called Edgar [Laughter] Jabs but you know mine only comes with one C to standard really what as standard you get one seat in a demon you can opt to have the others put back in and it costs you a dollar which seat do they put in as standard we could have found a path around have you stolen my bag have you stolen my bag no it's just this is [Laughter] should we let him have breakfast before we admit that we've got him back well I don't really want to sit eating breakfast with him naked that's the thing Hammond I think we're so Detroit we've solved it we have found the gas canisters located there's a lot of gas if you've had this much gas that's like a liter and a half of gas it's interesting they spilled gas wrong look here if you're saying I guess myself they weren't both full when I started yeah that's because you'd already started okay why have you done this to all my trousers you said you were hot well I'm now [Music] you'll get wait a minute you're actually letting him drive John he said well he's from the country you've got to remember that sounding like getting out of the garage at Hammond's house you're in third gear try first honestly mate anyone would think you've never driven this before come on come on you'll come out less than its own length oh yeah look at that spend enough time on the motorway in the back of your luxury car and you could turn yourself into a part-time professional chef we could improve oh meanwhile in the BMW they throw my suit my suit jacket potato my car is just so refined and sophisticated and in fact really well looked after by his previous owner it was obviously loving it one of my windscreen wipers just fell off [Laughter] his jet skis falling off we'll get around there Jeremy stop Jesus give me strength it's using traditional methods to get this fire going soon we shall have some delicious rice how would you like it boiled yeah how's that what manner of things happened ain't coming holy moly there was a hand grenade it was literally a hand grenade you set fire to the plastic housing at the top no that's the cold pair damn it there's the helicopter and once again the emerald is Victorious [Music] is that Barrel gonna what on Earth I'm probably not going to get my freedom fights a badge now am I for that so starting engine gauging Drive here we go there must have been 30 or 40 people in the room when the police Clarkson so maybe turn our attention to the Bears now to Paddington his Skin's flaky you should moisturize it's what you should moisturize because you're dry you look like something found in a pyramid anyway listen we must turn our attention let's have a look at this sarcophagus I'm not putting that in the British museum kind of neat crisp by the edge oh it's gone over the edge again how many slaps going well yeah no holy what I've just had a transgender operation [Applause] are you alright Hammond in there I'm not getting out top speed of 28 miles an hour but I'm not using that because in full fare mode you have no steering at all no no no no no no no sorry uh Jeremy you killed a man oh no oh Hammer's gone ow right my latest juice has a bit of an Asian flavor because it's made with okra uh some ground up dried Ginger Touch of garlic a pinch of garam masala and a pork pie this car was of course developed at the Nurburgring which might sound not very Millennial but on the other hand it is the world's greenest circuit it is completely [Applause] foreign just pulled Freddie Mercury out to the meeting of mines I'm not sure we're very good at this party

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Length: 14min 3sec (843 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 15 2023