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[Music] oh that's my good little wooden creatures store plenty of food mother nature says it's going to be a long winter wooly you should be flying south for the winter what are you talking winter it's 80 degrees but there's a cold snap coming yeah so wake me when it's winter wakey wakey now fly south like you're supposed to [Music] uh i really do gotta head south and flying's way too tiring but riding a train's more like it [Music] oh so good to have you object mr and mrs stink orange [Music] i got 20 bucks for a ticket stub bub and there's a nickel tip in it for you if i get a window seat oh yeah a nickel now i can retire and buy those orthopedic tusks for my poor ailing grandmama 20 bucks is not enough to ride this train woodpecker how's the butterfly ride coach no how's about if i ride outside on the roof this is ultra lux rail you want our economy class train out a luck rail so he wants to play it like that does he fine by me how much just to send my bag cargo is what do you know 20 bucks [Music] i showed this freeloader a thing or tree or fur hmm [Music] wow [Music] [Music] i get your hmm oh porter i'm ready for my lunch uh you own the train mr locks yeah you could eat any time you like yeah you bet today's special is rose pig [Music] food [Applause] guess who team [Music] hey [Music] little fellow lord crinkles the name polo's my i would like a glass of water [Music] hmm perhaps a visit to the water fountain would be in order instead [Music] ah will there be anything else lord crinkle yes you expect me to drink this swill i'm reporting this entire train to the board of health [Music] isn't that the queen [Music] porter what have you done dad oh bad bad porter oh fjord [Music] get off of [Music] [Music] if me want to do something i will [Music] oh i saved you mr lox i saved you nonsense woody woodpecker here saved my train and i'm awarding him a lifetime pass to ride free every winter when it's time for him to head south no meanwhile you're going to work on outer luck rail my buddy [Music] ah at last a vacation in bavaria the home of bavarians what's this free food and fun too yeah i'm there [Music] the red carpet treatment these uh bavarians sure know how to treat a guy boy oh boy oh [Music] you come to play with buddha yeah [Music] save it um you mean if i just play with you i get to stay in this swell joint for free that's it he's a live one all right but this is too good to pass up you're in luck gutter cause playing just happens to be my middle name then here's our new secret body handshake what up a very annoying kid but i was a kid once too you know this is the life relax all day relax all night and just come up with simple ways to keep old gunter occupied hey we play navy battle now yeah yeah whatever floats your boat kids i'll use this boat you go get your own [Music] that oughta keep them busy for a while [Music] fire [Music] wow [Music] [Music] [Music] this little bavarian bratwurst when he goes in for a nap i'll have the place all to myself [Music] [Music] and now for my second course oh mr bad woodpecker guy you thought you could escape uber man [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] freebies are no freebies i'm out of this joint [Music] [Music] [Music] you can't keep this woodpecker down [Music] hmm now a quick dip in the neighbor's moat and i'm out of here [Music] holy yodely my this came true a new best part oh no not another one now i have someone to play with happy happy happy days [Music] so you want someone to play with do ya i found you i found you encounter meet your new best friend [Music] oh roof you have come to play with freedom oh no [Music] you'll hit now for some bavarian napping ah you missed me now you gotta kiss me [Music] it's here [Music] hey what's the big idea i've won the father and the son cruise on the ocean i found never knives ivan hello anyone home at the meatball residence you don't have a son wally what i gonna do [Music] you can be my son are you nuts oh my little sunny boy fruit of my loins think of the swimming the tennis the tree deluxe swimming pools swimming huh under free oh you can eat smorgasbord on these exotic portal call exotic ports wow [Music] there's only one way i'd ever go on a cruise with you [Applause] congratulations on winning the contest congratulations on winning the contest congratulate your father and son [Music] of course we're father and son you think i'd be with him otherwise oh uh sorry we have to be careful we found a fake father and son on our last cruise but we took care of them they spent the entire trip in the brig eating nothing but bread and water the rig this is stupid woodpecker we're gonna get caught don't talk with your mouth full junior kids can't live with them can't convince them to run away with the circus father and son huh if they aren't i'll have them in the brick by sunset ah this is the life they hate being the child ah quit your complaining or next time i'll leave you home leave me home this is my cruise time for the sunscreen son i think your meatball is frying would your son care to join the others in the pool little wallet loves playing with other kids don't you wallace boy you're sure big wally that you aren't afraid of anything [Music] are you sure you don't want to dive like all the other kids [Music] meatball meatball [Music] this way son you sit here [Music] [Music] missed it [Music] ah who cares they brought me a fruit drink [Music] are you ready to order sir am i ever i'll take a big steak smothered in onions with french fries corn in the cob and something special for dessert yeah me too me too children order from the little sailors menu um wallace will have a grilled cheese sandwich an extra large helping of cream spinach strained squash and a big glass of buttermilk but i don't want did you hear that sounds like my little boy has gotten a hoarse voice from all the sea air just as i thought my boy needs vitamins give him spinach spinach and more spinach [Music] and for dessert our delicious bavarian chocolate cake finish who's the big boy who cleans his plate i'm the big boy who cleans this plate you bet [Music] but now you didn't finish your whole dinner [Music] this was the stupidest idea you ever had i should have been the papa you're doing mature no you are no you are no you are now i am no i am okay you are i'm sure you both love our brick [Music] okay you be the father figure out a way to get us home don't start bit me woodpecker [Music] oh no mother daughter [Music] [Applause] [Music] sign up for today's big event the wild and lucky anything gold race and you could win a 1 000 prize wow a thousand dollar prize that's right find yourself a suitable ride and race your way to fun and fortune hmm if i only had something to race we got this race sewn up remember to lay back till the last turn tell me again why you aren't the one running pally how'd you like to buy a genuine champagne racer for say 20 bucks 20 bucks to win hey how do i know you're not trying to cheat me would i want to cheat a smart woodpecker like you stall 13 is where you'll find your winner ciao [Music] hmm [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay then i'm riding you in the big race bub now giddy up i'm not a riding clam woodpecker i'm an eating clam [Music] then i promote you because you were faster than a greyhound on roller skates when you took off with my doe you're right red and truth is i'm faster than you are smart oh he's an eating clam is he all righty then dinner is about to be served give me peanuts popcorn falafels cotton candy [Music] give me a dog and load it [Music] mustard ketchup relish onions hot sauce steak sauce sausage chili peppers pepper spray and hey hey have a good day wow [Music] [Applause] hey next time you think you're big enough to swim with the clams bring you floaties i'm starting to get an appetite for clam's marinara [Music] hello handsome [Music] say you're good-looking enough to be a movie star how's about being my lean lady [Music] fresh yeah fresh from the sea [Music] you and me could be happiest clams to get a door face oh but you know a girl like me wants romance and flowers oh granny prove your love for me hey we'll jump off lover's leap together hello what are you making oysters in there that cliff's got to be wait for me lover boy wait you're that sucker woodpecker yep and you're gonna ride me to fame and fortune you bamboozling bottom feeder [Music] moments away from the start of the big country fair race and a last-minute entry woody woodpecker riding happy as a clown [Music] for an hour [Music] i told you i was an eating clam and now it's time i had your height but we're gaming clammy we could win and you could have any fish your heart desired woodpecker on a sped or woodpecker puff pastry oh how about wet woodpecker stew hey your horseshoe's untied [Music] it's coming down to the wire between necktie and happy as a clam it's snack and clam shell neck and clam gel knife and clay [Music] and it's woody woodpecker i'm happy as a clam all right now that you've won the race woody woodpecker what are you gonna do next i'm having him for dinner nothing goes better with spaghetti than clams a thousand clams split 50 50. minus the 20 you still owe me [Music] go sponge off somebody else you freeloader if i ever see you again i don't know what i'll do that does it i gotta find me a new dope i can con perfect [Music] when the sucker who owns this heap starts it up i'll claim bodily injury and so on purely's wife oh when you're good you're me [Music] [Music] what are you trying to do to me woodpecker oh you fractured my cup tubular oh and my entire upper thorax is numb what were you doing under my hood i was adjusting your manifold intake there are problems with it on this model and this is how i get repaid for my good deed oh the agony oh the pain i smell a lawsuit you'll be hearing from my lawyer lawsuit and i'll take you for everything you've got now calm down i'm sorry you can come to my house and get cleaned up i'll make it up to you thanks sucka i mean [Music] mr buzzard sir you've been in there for two days i'd like to get in my bathroom sometime have this towel clean yes [Music] i put on the only thing i could find while my pants dry my suit now you listen here bub i've taken care of you and you look just fine to me now it's time to hit the bricks oh woodpecker i'm barely over my bodily drama and now you're causing me all this emotional turmoil which is only gonna cost you more in the lawsuit no no i forget i said anything all right then it's settled i'm gonna have to stay a while longer okay but there's new rules stay out of my clothes and whatever you eat you replace sure you're the boss [Music] i've got a golf game [Applause] [Music] looks good enough to eat especially to a stupid woodpecker [Music] [Music] man that's pretty [Music] oh boy there's nothing like steak and cake [Music] [Music] looks moist and chewy [Music] that does it hey get out here we need to talk i'm on the phone here and i gotta finish my pedicure i'm not standing out here all night this isn't your house you know but it's my bathroom get out of there now i have needs i gotta go olaf call me back later collect [Music] who's so important in denmark you have to talk to them all night long yeah no one's special i just love the sound of the danish language ah my bathroom completely destroyed yeah you better get that toilet fixed i'm having a party tonight you can't make me leave i got my rights if you hit me you'll go to jail for cruelty terminals what forget the lawsuit we're talking life in prison i'm an endangerous species you know jail you're no good no paying deadbeat [Music] that's how i deal with deadbeat tenants like you then have i get a tenant for you now to get back to my bath oh allow me i'll just take you back to your tub and run you some fresh hot water here give your danish friend the call i will bye bye first and god leave and listen come in well buzz i'm off to play on the pro tour i've sold the house and the new landlady says she knows you you remember ms meany don't you [Music] [Applause] no not her please [Music] and now for the highlight of our tour ladies and gentlemen wow it's the famous peckingham castle stay together you may catch a glimpse of the queen if you're lucky [Music] the royal kitchen oh it's been my lifelong dream to be the queen's royal chef yes your majesty creampuff sandy claire's flambe i can whip those up right away [Music] i am so sorry is that the way for a royal cooking assistant to behave royal cooking assistant no it is not i am the great volivorus the queen's new royal chef from sweden this my first day here and i got to make my famous fetish taffy for her highness in less than for an hour you will assist the great chef ollie yeah wow if i can prove to chef wally that i'm a good cook i could become a real royal chef now foods packer bark work [Music] all cooking utensils present and accounted for sir out of my way and check the taffy's taffiness check the taffy's tackiness aye aye sir some salt water i need a bit of honey ooey marmalade yeah a bit of chewing gum [Music] [Music] in the name of all flaming turn off the george oh no what lever do i use whoa we'll shut it down [Music] [Music] i guess down was wrong no chef wally please just let me cook something and you'll see that i'm a real kitchen magician no they houdini you'll do your magic on these grease them all in five minutes or you're fired hmm how am i going to grease all these pans that fast the dishwasher [Music] like i always say when in doubt improvise this butter should do the trick [Music] [Applause] no butter how did that happen [Music] [Music] [Music] what are you trying to do ruin me [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh no we're late woodpecker finish the taffy if you mess up i'll see the only place you cook is in the royal dungeon the recipe's all in swedish oh here goes nothing i'll add some honey and maybe a dash of this a pinch of that yeah i'm all over this dessert you're that [Music] oh velicles i hope that daffy assistant's got my taffy ready oh maybe i used a little too much of this that doesn't smell like my taffy [Music] look at what you did to my famous taffy [Music] oh my who is responsible for this oh well uh your majesty this one right here my assistant she is responsible for everything she did it all you're an assistant not anymore that's right you're fired fired why i'm promoting her [Music] winnie you are my new royal chef yeah i love this and wally you're demoted to assistant i'll be the world's greatest royal chef no no i am the greatest chef in the world not her you can't do this i will appeal to the oh don't be too hard on him your highness he means well he's just a little stuck on himself oh out roll very amusing oh thank you highness [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh boy today is the big game pepper mccracken could hit his 500th home run and i'm gonna catch it one for the front row please bub there's only one ticket left for the game and it's in the cheap seats [Music] okay so hey what's the big idea that's my ticket not anymore funny little man [Music] home run i'd say it was more of a foul ball hey strike one you're out and i'm in [Music] [Applause] allow me little mr chicka take [Music] a superbular catch by moira [Music] now where did that ball game busting bully go ah enjoy your rub bob [Music] cheap seats way out that way my my how convenient and whatnot i was just looking for this [Music] hmm team mascot rocky the boy rocket i know just how i'll give that guy a seat on the moon etc go rockets attention sports fans attention rocky the boy rockets lucky seat contest is about to begin a contest oh and i didn't study that's right ladies and germs who is the lucky one seated in aisle oh ow exit me oh i hate alphabetical order this hurts my head i'll oh as in oh my gosh i'm a big dumb bully with the winning ticket okay one two l seven m n carried it oh oh oh bingo that's me row 57 seat nine what do i win hey wait a minute rockets don't have red hair no [Music] apparently today's seventh inning stretch festivities are starting stars [Applause] [Music] um [Music] [Music] now back to our regularly scheduled game is hey wait a minute no hard feelings buddy take the seat and enjoy i didn't just get hit by a turnip truck you know well not yet anyway stealing your ticket was wrong and disconsiderable of me please you take the seat no you take it no you take it it's all yours no it's all yours no i'm there my oh my and there's a deep drive into left field by pepper mccracken it could it might it may be out of a ballpark gee you know i will take this seat whoever catches mccracken's 500 home run ball will be the winner of front row season tickets thank you yes sir yes holy shimoli what a spectacular catch by the woodpecker fan in center field see sporto why don't you just keep the seat after all [Music] it's it's a good seat i i like it it's all mine [Music] [Music] hey buddy you're letting all the heat out you know how much it cost to heat this can unless you're paying the bill keep the door closed [Music] hey hey watch it you can poke an eye out with that thing ready to fish boys [Music] come on let's get out of this ice box [Music] and now a special message from clive's cut-rate bait are you hungry you got the hook in a paw well if you can't catch your next meal with clive's cut right bait it can't be caught and if you're not satisfied with cut right bait send it back and i will send you some bigger or better kind of bait absolutely free until you catches a fish [Music] allow me to introduce you to the items in your starter kit first our cut rate bait catalog and next my genuine fish fly larvae and finally my trusty incubator first you ought to put them critters inside so they can mature properly now you ought to teach them flies tricks so they can get the fish's attention and lure them your way [Music] next you want to feed them critters so instead [Music] now you are ready to catch a fish with these here flies no please you raised us you fed us you taught us to do this [Music] don't give us [Music] hey hey hey do you mind i'm trying to read the sports page here who do you think you are huh don't interrupt me i mean hello in there do you see a pattern here like something to do with the bait look at the catalog page 12. each time you send a bait back you get a bigger piece of bait right so send me back and clive will send you a bigger bait fish one big enough to eat get my drift [Music] and if you're not satisfied with cut right bait send it back and i will send you some bigger or better kind of bait absolutely free until you catch you some fish [Music] what's this another return oh who is this chili guy anyway he's breaking me every bait i send him he sends back i've gone through every darn bait i knowed hey guys huddle up break only bait left is penguin he can use it for catching a whale only i'm fresh out of penguin [Music] boy there's nothing more satisfying to me than a satisfied customer [Music] [Music] we have returned but what's wrong well you fed us when we were little so we can return the favor right boys remember what you taught us what's this [Laughter] [Music] [Music] me so [Music] darn fine grub private haven't had a meal that good since mom retired from the core carry on huh wait a minute you don't look army issue boy no frick frank paddywhacking way that chow's for military stomachs only and you're not the general that is sergeant but not two at ease military intelligence is at this moment tracking a super spy who's gonna try and steal our military secrets i need a crack counter spy who'll use all the tricks of the trade to stop him from sneaking onto our base yes sir sir you can count on me sir sergeant you have a non-regulation penguin on your helmet [Music] sir i i can explain this tuxedo boy here infiltrated the base looking for a free meal on the government of the usa and i'm not about to let that happen sir that's worse than a boil on a sunburn i think we found our operative what he infiltrated your perimeter soldier that means he's tricky sly and clever but general sir plus he's cute and innocent looking no one would ever suspect him of being a counter spy oh and best of all he likes you sergeant carry on sergeant hogwash you train him to be a super spy by nightfall and there's a big promotion in it for you fail and you'll be cleaning latrines after the annual chili [Music] little grunt's cook-off awol and he's taking my promotion with him [Music] there'll be no challenge he'll grab me levels i'll be quick get out of our way i'm gonna be sick hi lesson one you eat after i train you nah to be a good spy you got to have a good disguise to disguise yourself now in so doing you'll convince the enemy that you are the stupidest thing i've ever seen in this man's army huh where'd that little spine disguise get to now little spies learning quick but master of disguise or no he can't snow job the old sarge time to melt this boy's snow bank strip search chili had a little bomb whose button made it go [Music] and everywhere their chili went it made the start say [Music] no knee high spies gonna get free chow on my face no sorry now a good spies got to speak many foreign languages so what's your native tongue boy [Music] you speak the universal language of food good now get fluent boy so as i can get my promotion from the general then all that food can be yours what do you say [Music] hey you little stunt monkey come here [Music] [Music] the spy this is my chance for the promotion i need a disguise i need a pearly voo and a foreign tongue i need to take this joker out mono amano amano no wait that's too many monos [Applause] where'd he go no problemo a crack counter spy like me can always track his man anywhere [Music] come on face penguin hold on little feller it's me i was just giving the serge a test but it looks like you passed with flying colors flushing me out with this fine smelling chow what a brilliant idea [Music] ah wow i'm putting you in charge of security around here chili security and chow detail the itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout don't mind if i do hogwash don't mind if i do [Music] foreign

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Id: HMpw70Y2xFk

Length: 61min 30sec (3690 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 11 2018