♪ TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID ♪ ♪ THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ♪ ♪ MOM AND DAD AND VICKY ♪ ♪ ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS ♪ >> BED, TWERP! ♪ THE DOOM AND GLOOM ♪ ♪ UP IN HIS ROOM ♪ ♪ IS BROKEN INSTANTLY ♪ ♪ BY HIS MAGIC LITTLE FISH ♪ ♪ WHO GRANT HIS EVERY WISH ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE IN REALITY ♪ ♪ THEY ARE HIS ODD PARENTS ♪ ♪ FAIRLY ODD PARENTS ♪ >> WANDS AND WINGS. >> FLOATY, CROWNY THINGS. ♪ ODD PARENTS ♪ ♪ FAIRLY ODD PARENTS ♪ ♪ REALLY MOD, BEAN POD ♪ ♪ BUFF BOD, HOT ROD ♪ >> OBTUSE, RUBBER GOOSE, GREEN MOOSE, GUAVA JUICE, GIANT SNAKE, BIRTHDAY CAKE, LARGE FRIES, CHOCOLATE SHAKE! ♪ ODD PARENTS ♪ ♪ FAIRLY ODD PARENTS ♪ ♪ THEY LET YOU LIVE ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU WERE A KID ♪ ♪ WITH FAIRLY ODD PARENTS ♪ >> YEAH, RIGHT! ♪ >> GIMME YOUR LUNCH MONEY, TURNER. >> CAN THIS HUMILIATION GET ANY WORSE? >> (Giggling) >> YOU LEAVE TIMMY TURNER, MY ONE TRUE LOVE, ALONE, YOU BIG GREY BULLY! >> (Giggling) >> AH, TIMMY'S SCHOOL. THERE'S NOTHING I LIKE BETTER THAN CATCHING FLEETING GLIMPSES OF MY SON GROWING INTO THE CONFIDENT YOUNG MAN I KNOW HE'LL BE. GAAH, SUFFERING STAPLERS! >> YOU'RE GOING TO LET A LITTLE GIRL FIGHT YOUR BATTLES FOR YOU, TURNER? >> ONLY IF SHE WINS. >> YOU PUT MY BOY DOWN, YOU BIG GREY BULLY. >> AW, YOUR DADDY'S HERE TO FIGHT FOR YOU, TOO. >> I CAN'T FIGHT YOU, ANIMAL BOY. YOU'RE A CHILD. A BIG, SCARY HORRIFYING CHILD. AND CHILDREN, NO MATTER HOW HORRIFYING, NEED TO BE HANDLED TENDERLY. >> AAH! >> BUT I CAN GIVE YOU A GOOD STERN TALKING TO WHILE I GET MY SON'S LUNCH MONEY BACK. >> OOF... >> SWEETIE, YOU OKAY? >> NO. IS THERE ANYTHING WORSE THAN HAVING YOUR DAD FIGHT YOUR BATTLES FOR YOU? >> DAD: AAAH! >> YEAH, HAVING HIM LOSE YOUR BATTLES FOR YOU. >> GUH... GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY. THAT HORRIFYING GREY KID TOOK MINE. >> (Muffled fighting) >> AND HE TOOK THE CAR. APPARENTLY I NEED TO ENHANCE MY TALKING SKILLS. >> (Muffled fighting) >> MAYBE YOUR DAD SHOULD QUIT BEFORE HE LOSES SOMETHING ELSE. >> WHAT'S LEFT TO TAKE? >> HA, THANKS FOR THE HOUSE, LOSERS. >> HEY, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE: WE CAN ALWAYS STAY IN THE TREE HOUSE. >> WHAT? WE ARE NOT LIVING IN A TREE HOUSE! >> TIMMY, I COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING YOUR DILEMMA. YOU CAN ALWAYS STAY WITH ME. >> I'LL GET THE SLEEPING BAGS! >> TIMMY, IT'S TIME I TEACH YOU TO FIGHT YOUR OWN BATTLES, AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY, MY BATTLES. >> AIEE! OOF... >> I'M GOING TO WHIP YOU INTO FIGHTING SHAPE WITH THIS. >> TIMMY: "THE STUPID DAD'S GUIDE TO TEACHING HIS WEAK AND DEFENCELESS SON KUNG FU". >> THIS BOOK WILL TEACH YOU TO USE YOUR BODY AND YOUR MIND AS ULTRA POWERFUL WEAPONS. YOU NEED BOTH TO BE A MASTER OF KUNG FU. >> MOM: GAAH! >> GOOD THING I LANDED ON THIS NICE, SOFT MOM. >> "RULE #1: KUNG FU MUST ALWAYS BE USED DEFENSIVELY, NEVER FOR VENGEANCE". TO HECK WITH THAT! I'M GOING TO KICK HIS BUTT. HI-YAH! AND GET MY DIGNITY BACK. >> TIMMY, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT KUNG FU. >> OR DIGNITY. >> YET, BUT SINCE I HAVE TO HAVE A BALANCE OF BODY AND MIND TO BE A KUNG FU MASTER, AND I JUST SO HAPPEN TO HAVE FAIRY GODPARENTS, I WISH YOU WERE MY KATE BELT, GIVING ME SUPER KUNG FU PHYSICAL PROWESS, AND I WISH YOU WERE MY HEADBAND OF AMAZING KUNG FU KNOWLEDGE. HI-YAH! HI-YAH! YAH! HI-YAH! AWESOME! I HAVE AMAZING KUNG FU POWERS! IF ONLY I HAD SOMETHING TO PRACTISE ON. >> OLD MAN: HELP! >> THERE'S NOT A MINUTE TO LOSE. HI-YAH! >> HELP! I SAID, HELP! WE CAN'T CUT OUR MEAT. >> HI-YAH! CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP! CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP! CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP! YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN WITH YOUR MASHED POTATOES. >> I HOPE THOSE FISTS OF FURY WERE WASHED. >> MAN: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR... >> BILLY BLANKS! HANG ON, MAN, I'LL SAVE YOU! >> HEY, WAIT! >> YAH! >>> AAH! >> AND THAT'S HOW WE TAKE OUT THE TRASH. >> HA HA, PRETTY GOOD, KID. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? >> TIMMY. TIMMY TURNER. >> THANKS, TIMMY TURNER. NOW GIVE ME FIVE... ...HUNDRED PUSH-UPS! PUT THESE CINDER BLOCKS ON YOUR BACK! >> OOF... >> WHILE I BREAK IT WITH MY BARE HANDS AND PLAY THIS PIANO WITH MY BARE FEET. (Piano playing) >> GAAH! THAT WAS AMAZING. >> KEEP PUSHING! (Piano playing) >> ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS, I'M TOTALLY READY TO TEACH FRANCIS A LESSON ABOUT BULLYING KIDS AROUND AND TAKING HOUSES. >> TIMMY, AS YOUR HEADBAND OF KUNG FU KNOWLEDGE, I HAVE TO WARN YOU THAT-- >> TURNER? IS IT BEATING TIME ALREADY? >> I WANT MY FAMILY'S STUFF BACK, FRANCIS, AND TOMORROW WE'RE GOING TO FIGHT FOR IT. >> WHAT DO I GET IF I WIN? I ALREADY GOT YOUR CAR, YOUR HOUSE AND YOUR DIGNITY. WHAT'S LEFT TO TAKE? >> NOTHING BUT HIS GOLDFISH. HA HA! >> UH... >> WHAT'S THE MATTER, TURNER? SCARED YOU'LL LOSE YOUR FISH? >> NO HE'S NOT! HE'S NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING! HE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW MORNING AT EIGHT O'CLOCK. >> YEAH, WHAT SHE SAID. >> GOOD. AFTER I WIN 'EM I'M GOING TO EAT 'EM AND THEN KILL 'EM. >>> AW... >> OOF... >> HA HA HA! >> RESTRAINING ORDER. HUH? GRR... >> Sarcastic: OOH, SUPER SCARY PINK HEADBAND. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF<i> MY</i> OUTFIT? >> A CHAIN BELT? YOU STUDY KARATE? >> I TEACH IT. CAN WE PICK THIS UP? I'VE GOT TWO BEATINGS, THREE BLUDGEONINGS AND AN INTIMIDATION THIS MORNING AND I DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR LUNCH. I'M HAVING FISH. >> YOU'VE TAKEN MY HOME, YOU'VE TAKEN MY DIGNITY AND NOW I'M TAKING MY REVENGE. HI-YAH! OOF... CAN YOU GIVE ME A MINUTE? WHAT'S GOING ON? >> WELL, WE'RE HAVING A LITTLE ISSUE WITH THE RULES. >> WHAT? LET ME SEE. THAT'S NOT THE RULES, THAT'S THAT STUPID KUNG FU BOOK. >> WELL, IT'S THE RULES OF KUNG FU, AND RULE #1 SAYS THAT KUNG FU MUST ALWAYS BE USED DEFENSIVELY, NEVER FOR VENGEANCE. >> WHAT? YOU MEAN I CAN'T FIGHT? THAT FRANCIS IS GOING TO TAKE YOU GUYS, TOO? >> ACTUALLY, HE'S GOING TO WIN US FAIR AND SQUARE BY POUNDING THE POOP OUT OF YOU. (Crashing) >> TIMMY, NO! >> HE'LL EAT YOU, THEN KILL YOU! >> YOU DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT? >> I DO, TIMMY. I THINK YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. OOP! >> YOU WANT TO FIGHT TURNER'S BATTLES FOR HIM? FINE, THAT MEANS YOU GET THE NEXT PUNCH. >> TIMMY: YOU'D HIT A GIRL? >> IT'S IN MY BLOOD. >> TIMMY: AS CREEPY AS SHE IS, SHE'S STILL THE ONLY PERSON THAT BELIEVED IN ME, AND I WON'T LET YOU HURT HER. HI-YAH! HEY, THE MAGIC BELT AND HEADBAND ARE WORKING AGAIN. >> BECAUSE YOU'RE FIGHTING TO DEFEND TOOTIE INSTEAD OF TO HURT FRANCIS. >> YAY, LOOPHOLES ROCK! YEAH, IT'S FRANCIS. TELL THE KID BEHIND THE DUMPSTER I'VE GOT TO RESCHEDULE. LET'S DO THIS. >> LET'S DANCE. >> GRR! HUH? >> HA! OO-HA, OO-HA! >> GRR... >> EAGLE STRIKE! HI-YAH! >> HO HO, HE'S BEEN PRACTISING! IT'S LIKE HE'S FIGHTING FOR MY CAR! >> IT'S LIKE HE'S FIGHTING FOR MY LOVE! >> AND FOR ME TO LIVE IN THE MANNER TO WHICH I'VE BECOME ACCUSTOMED. (Crashing) >> GRR! >> YOU FORGOT THE FIRST RULE OF KUNG TIMMY, FRANCIS: WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND. >> WHOA! >> MY HOUSE! >> MY CAR! >> MY HERO! (Smooching) >> MY RESTRAINING ORDER... HAS EXPIRED. >> YAY! >> THAT'S RIGHT, ANIMAL BOY, I WANT EVERY BIT OF GRAFFITI SCRUBBED FROM MY WALLS. DON'T MAKE ME GET TIMMY OUT HERE. >> (Whimpering) >> HEY, I CAN USE MY SON AS A THREAT! >> MOM: DON'T FORGET TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE, DEAR! >> AW, WHY DO I HAVE TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE? >> DON'T MAKE ME GET TIMMY OUT THERE! >> RIGHT, GARBAGE, I'M ON IT! >> WHAT'S THE MATTER, TIMMY? >> YEAH, YOU'VE GOT ALL YOUR STUFF BACK AND YOU'RE BACK IN YOUR HOUSE. WE THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPY. >> IT'S NOT THAT, GUYS. IT'S JUST THIS WHOLE THING STARTED 'CAUSE I DIDN'T FIGHT MY OWN BATTLES, AND EVEN THOUGH I BEAT FRANCIS I ONLY DID IT 'CAUSE YOU HELPED. >> SO? EVERYBODY HAS SOMETHING THAT GIVES THEM AN ADVANTAGE. >> YEAH, FRANCIS HAS HIS FREAKISHLY LARGE BODY, PREMATURE PUBESCENCE AND HIS INBRED CRUELTY, AND YOU HAVE US. >> IT'S HOW YOU USE YOUR ADVANTAGE THAT MATTERS, AND YOU USED US FOR GOOD. >> I LOVE YOU GUYS. >> HI-YAH! >> Mom: OOF! >> WHAT? YOU SAW HOW HE WENT FOR ME. HE WAS ASKING FOR IT. AT LEAST HE LANDED ON HIS MOM. ♪ >> HELLO, DIMMSDALE, I'M CHET UBETCHA AND I'M COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM TOWN SQUARE, WHERE EVERYONE IS PREPARING FOR THIS YEAR'S BIG FOUNDERS' DAY PARADE. YES, FOUNDERS' DAY, WHEN WE PEOPLE OF DIMMSDALE RECREATE THAT SIMPLE LIFE OF LONG AGO, A TIME WHEN THINGS WERE LESS COMPLICATED. WHEN PEOPLE LIVED OFF THE LAND. A TIME WHEN MEN WERE MEN AND TOILET PAPER WAS LEAVES. >> TIMMY: DALE DIMM! >> A.J.: BITTEROOT! >> DALE DIMM! >> BITTEROOT! >> GUYS, STOP FIGHTING. CAN WE PLEASE JUST PICK WHAT OUR DIMMSDALE FOUNDERS' DAY FLOAT'S GOING TO BE? >> I SAY OUR FLOAT SHOULD BE DEDICATED TO ALDEN BITTEROOT, THE UNSUNG WITCH HUNTING HERO OF COLONIAL DIMMSDALE. >> NO WAY! WE NEED TO BUILD A FLOAT HONOURING THE BRILLIANCE OF THE FOUNDER OF DIMMSDALE, DALE DIMM. >> DALE DIMM DIDN'T EVEN EXIST. HE'S JUST A FOLK LEGEND. IF HE'S REAL WHY ISN'T THERE ANY PROOF, LIKE A PORTRAIT OR SOMETHING? >> I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL: IF YOU FIND PROOF YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT ALDEN BITTEROOT, WE'LL BUILD YOUR FLOAT. IF I FIND PROOF ABOUT DALE DIMM, WE'LL BUILD MINE. DEAL? >> TO THE LIBRARY! >> THE LIBRARY? BUT I WENT LAST YEAR! NOOO! >> TIMMY, A.J.'s A GENIUS. YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO OUT-LIBRARY HIM. >> WHICH IS WHY WE'RE GOING TO GET OUR PROOF IN PERSON. I WISH WE COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND SEE HOW DIMMSDALE WAS FOUNDED! WOW, WE'RE IN THE YEAR 1665, WHEN DIMMSDALE WAS FOUNDED. A SIMPLER TIME. A TIME WHEN MEN WERE MEN... BUTTER WAS CHURNED, AND TOILET PAPER WAS LEAVES. >> MAN: YEOW! >> PROPER ATTIRE, PLEASE. >> YOU ARE PLANNING ON SHAVING THAT BEARD, RIGHT? >> COME ON, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AROUND OLD DIMMSDALE. >> COSMO: ACTUALLY, WE'RE IN YE OLD TOWN WITH NO NAME. >> WELL, THEY SHOULD CALL IT THE TOWN WITH NO HYGIENE. >> ALDEN: HEAR YE, HEAR YE! >> LOOK! >> YES, MY FELLOW TOWNSPEOPLE. I HAVE DONE-ETH IT AGAIN. BEHOLD! I PRESENT TO THEE A WITCH. >> DUH, DUCKIE. >> 'TIS A WITCH, I SAY! THOU DARE-EST TO QUESTION ME, ALDEN BITTEROOT, HUNTER OF WITCHES? >> SO MUCH FOR HISTORICAL ACCURACY. >> VERILY ITS APPEARANCE MAY SUGGEST IT'S A DUCK... ...BUT WHAT OF IT NOW? >> QUACK. >>> OH, WITCH, WITCH, WITCH! >> WE SHALL TEST-EST THIS WITCH UPON THE SLOW-ROASTING SPIT OF JUSTICE. >> (Cheering) >> THAT'S NOT A WITCH, IT'S A DUCK. >> (Sniffing) DUH, YOU SMELL CLEAN. >> THANKS >> OO, OO, CLEAN-SMELLING WITCH! GAAH! OUCH, OUCH, OUCH, OUCH! >> HOLD STILL. >> AIEE! >> AND PIPE-ETH DOWN. >> THANK-ETH THEE. THOU BE-EST MY NEW BEST-EST BUDDY-EST. I'LL NEVER LET ANYONE TAKE-ETH YOU AWAY. >> WELL, BUMPKIN, WHERE BE-ETH THE WITCH? >> UH, THERE-ETH? >> AH, YOU HAVE SPIED A WITCH LOG? BRAVO, DALE DIMM! >> HOORAY! >> WAIT. YOU'RE DALE DIMM? >> DALE: "DALE DIMM". >> HA, YOU<i> ARE</i> REAL! I WAS RIGHT. NOW A.J. WILL HAVE TO BUILD MY FLOAT. >> (Ringing bell) >> AH, 'TIS THE TIME OF LUNCH! >> HEY, TIMMY, CAN WE GO HOME? I WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE THAT DOESN'T REEK. >> (Loud belch) >> NO WAY. I'VE GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THE TOWN-NAMING CEREMONIES SO I CAN PROVE TO A.J. THAT DALE DIMM REALLY EXISTED. >> WE OF THE TOWN WITH NO NAME OWE-ETH MUCH TO YE, ALDEN BITTEROOT, WHO JUST THIS MORNING CAUGHT-ETH TWO MORE WITCHES. AND NOW, HERE'S JEDEDIAH WITH THE WEATHER. >> PARTLY CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF A STONING. BACK TO YOU, MAYOR. >> THANK YOU, JEDEDIAH. ALLOW US TO REWARD-ETH THINE EFFORTS... >> OH, NO, I COULDN'T. >> ...WITH THESE TWO HEAPING SACKS OF GOLD. >> WELL, OKAY-ETH. >> TWO WITCHES? THE DUCK AND THE LOG? THIS GUY'S A TOTAL FAKE. >> AND SO TO HONOUR THY WITCH HUNTING, WE SHALL FOREVER CALL THIS TOWN BITTERBURG. >> WHAT? NO WAY! >>> HUH? >> DOES THEE HAVE A PROBLEM, NEIGHBOUR? >> THE TOWN ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE CALLED BITTERBURG. IT SHOULD BE NAMED AFTER HIM, DALE DIMM. >> I CAN TOUCH-ETH MY BRAIN. >> (Laughing) >> THOU DOST MOCK-ETH ME IN SUCH A PUBLIC MANNER? PERHAPS THERE IS BLACK MAGIC AFOOT! >> WHAT? I'M NOT A WITCH. >> OH? PERHAPS THOU WOULD LIKE TO EXPLAIN THE BIZARRE AND ARCANE ARRANGEMENT OF MEAT AND BREAD. >> THIS? IT'S A SANDWICH. >> AH-HA, HE SAID WITCH! AND HE SMELLS GOOD. >> IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF WITCH. >> GET HIM, GET THE WITCH! >> TIME TO BOOK-ETH. >> WE SHALL TEST THIS WITCH BY DUNKING IT IN THE LAKE. >> YOU KNOW, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO GO SWIMMING UNTIL AN HOUR AFTER I EAT. >> ALDEN: SINCE THOU WHILST NOT CONFESS-ETH THY WITCHERY, WE MUST TEST-EST THEE USING MY PATENTED ALDEN BITTEROOT WITCH WASHING ANCHOR. IF YOU DON'T BUY ONE, YOU'RE A WITCH. >> CROWD: OOH! >> IF YE SINK AND DROWN, THEN YE BE HUMAN, BUT IF THOU DOST DIE, YE ARE A WITCH! >> WHAT!? THAT MAKES NO SENSE. >> NOT TO A WITCH. >> I WISH THERE WAS A WAY FOR ME TO BREATHE UNDER WATER! THANKS, GUYS. COME ON, WE HAVE TO EXPOSE BITTEROOT FOR THE FAKE THAT HE IS. >> ONCE MORE WE ARE GATHERED HERE TO HONOUR THE MAN WHO HAS YET AGAIN SWEPT ANOTHER WITCH AWAY FROM OUR UNNAMED TOWN, ALDEN BITTEROOT. >> (Cheering) >> NOW HERE'S EZEKIEL WITH SPORTS. >> IT'S BITTEROOT THREE, WITCHES ZERO. BACK TO YOU, MAYOR. >> THANKS ZEKE. AND AS A REWARD FOR SAVING OUR SORRY HIDES, HAVE SOME MORE GOLD. >> DON'T MIND-ETH IF I DO-ETH! >> TIMMY: NOT SO FAST-ETH, YOU BIG FAKE! >> WHAT? YOU SURVIVED? THOU MUST BE A WITCH! >> OR A KID WHO CAN SWIM. >> WELL, THERE'S THAT. >> YOU'RE JUST SCARING PEOPLE TO MAKE THEM PAY YOU TO FIND WITCHES THAT DON'T EVEN EXIST. >> WHAT OF THE THE LOG THAT SAID NOT IN ITS OWN DEFENCE? IT WAS JUSTLY BURNT TO AN ASH. >>> YEAH, YEAH, THE LOG... >> AND THE DUCK WHICH WAS JUSTLY ROASTED TO A TENDER GOLDEN BROWN. >> OH, BROTHER. >> (Burping) >> HIS HAT, IT DOTH BELCH! SURELY HE MUST BE A WITCH! >> GAAH! WHY AM I RUNNING WHEN I COULD BE POOFING? GET ME OUT OF HERE! (Farting sound) >> HEY, MY WAND'S NOT WORKING. (Farting sound) >> SOMETHING'S BLOCKING OUR MAGIC. >> MAYBE THERE IS A WITCH IN THIS UNNAMED TOWN. WE'VE GOT TO FIND THE REAL WITCH. IT'S GOT TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. >> (Cackling) >> (Cackling) >> COME ON, GRANDMA, YOU'VE BEEN HOGGING THE RIDE ALL DAY. >> TIMMY: I JUST KNOW THERE'S A WITCH IN THIS TOWN. >> THERE, PERFECT. NICE AND CLEAN, EH, KITTY? >> MEOW! >> ALDEN BITTEROOT, I ACCUSE-ETH TEE OF BEING-ETH A WITCH-ETH! >> THOU ART MAD! MAD, I SAY-ETH! >> OH, THEN WHY DON'T YOUR FEET TOUCH THE GROUND? >>> OOH! >> MANY OF US WERE QUITE PERPLEXED ABOUT THAT. >> THOU HAS RUINED MY PLAN TO TAKE-ETH OVER THIS TOWN. (Thunder cracking) HEE HEE! PREPARE TO PERISH UNDER THE WITCHERY OF ALDEN BITTEROOT! >>> AAAH! >> (Cackling) SAY FAREWELL TO THY BELCHING HAT AND NAGGING COAT. NO ONE DOTH HAVE THE COURAGE TO HELP-ETH THEE NOW, CHILD. GUH! (Groaning) THOU SHALST PAY FOR THAT EFFRONTERY, DALE DIMM! OOF! >> YUCK-ETH, I HAVE-ETH A WITCH ON MY FOOT. >> AIEE...! >> PHEW. >> ALDEN ECHOING: AIEE... >> WOW, THAT'S ONE DEEP WELL. >> YOUNG WITCH HUNTER, HOW CAN WE OF THE TOWN WITH NO NAME EVER THANK THEE FOR RIDDING US OF THAT WITCH AND THE CREATION OF A PORTABLE WAY TO DINE-ETH UPON MEAT AND CHEESE? >> DON'T THANK ME. HE'S THE HERO THAT STOPPED THE WITCH: DALE DIMM. >> WELL, I DO SAY. IT WAS NOTHING, REALLY, THOUGH I AM QUITE FLATTERED. >> SO BE IT! FROM THIS DAY FORTH, WE SHALL NAME THIS TOWN DALEBURG. >> UH, HOW ABOUT DIMMSDALE? >> THAT WORKS, TOO. >>> HAZZAH! >> ALDEN: GAAH! >> GREAT! NOW, CAN YOU ALL JUST KIND OF SCRUNCH TOGETHER? OKAY, NOW SMILE. >> MAN, THIS PORTRAIT IS EXQUISITE. IT ALMOST LOOKS LIKE A PHOTO. WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS? >> UH, INTERNET? >> FINE WITH ME. MY ALDEN BITTEROOT FLOAT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN NEARLY THIS COOL. THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST DIMMSDALE FOUNDERS' AND INVENTION OF THE SANDWICH DAY PARADE EVER. >> IT SURE IS NICE TO CELEBRATE FOUNDERS' DAY NEXT TO THE ACTUAL WELL WHERE ALDEN BITTEROOT FELL. >> GUH... FINALLY, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. AIEE...! >> THEY SAY IF YOU LISTEN CLOSELY YOU CAN STILL HEAR THE HISTORY. >> (Alden screaming)
