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[Music] it's it's mother nature i'm not here oh yes you are you can't fool mother nature [Music] mr woodpecker our report shows you are 550 000 pets behind even the laziest woodpecker you are being demoted to a pigeon but i'm a woodpecker not anymore now no i am a woodpecker you can't do this to me please mother nature i gotta be promoted back to woodpecker do a good job as a pigeon and you will be eligible for a review in no time [Music] all right let's get this show on the road where are the drinks and sandwiches uh-huh mother nature told me to expect you uh sit down [Music] we pigeons have been having a problem regarding our a coverage as you can see statues are down by 23 percent our coverage on cars has maintained a uh constant increase but there is always room for improvement now let's get going [Music] oh i see a first day and you're already uh slacking her smart guy now you shake your tail feathers or all see you never get a promotion back to where we're woodpecker now get busy on those statues [Music] [Music] i knew you were a sucker from the word would how do you expect to cover your area now all done sir that's impossible coverage complete sir but you ain't how did you know that has got to be a pigeon record you're up to something and when i find out what it is i will see you demoted to dodo bird okay pigeons starting today the company is bringing back an old pigeon they stand by we're mounting a carrier pigeon squadron once more hey but this time no more little messages tied to the leg this is the era of pigeon delivery [Music] well guess i better get going can't talk now there's work to be done and no time for fun to new york to detroit to cleveland to seattle oh barbara well i finished my deliveries might as well enjoy some of that off time at the beach [Music] excellent we'll have this business licked in no time the way here is that good for nothing woodpecker i have you know you uh busted now mister what is this well sir i did forget to deliver one package it was returned to sender oh you name rod this was just across town follow me and i'll show you how a real pigeon delivers he sure is heavy [Music] what took you so long mac beauty you're up to something woodpecker and mark my words i will bust you if it's the last thing i ever do as a pigeon apparently we have some competition from these guys your swallows they're moving in on our crumb gathering territory and let's show these swallows what it means to be a pigeon hurry hurry step right up step right up free one-way tickets to san juan capistrano step right up free tickets for any bonafide swallows move along move along no shoving there's enough seats for everyone yeah why don't we do it let's do it now [Music] what's your trick woody oh just a crummy little idea get it crummy well well woody you've excelled in every job you were given i see no reason why i shouldn't promote you back to woodpecker oh joy oh boy i love my beach i can't wait to start packing again i knew he'd turn out fine mother nature mother nature i got it i've got photos woody's been scamming us the whole time oh well but i've already promoted him oh well you've got to do something yeah i know turn him into a newt a stink bug how about an amoeba no i've got a better idea yeah this is the life it's good to be a woodpecker again what mother nature why what a pleasant surprise i i was just about to get to work i've got a lot of trees to pack just a second listen woody you did so well in the pigeon training squad that i've decided to promote you again another promotion to what hawk eagle you're bringing back the pterodactyl congratulations you are now in charge of training on woodpeckers and here's your first student now hey woodpecker i'm here for six months of training and i want to get every second of it on tape mother nature wait a second wait wait wait don't leave me like this [Music] sail the seas see the world free grub oh boy that's for me [Music] so where's all the ground waits for me you got the wrong sailor a costume sea party cha-cha-cha now that's something i could get into roll call the food line okay yeah hello thompson thompson thompson oh thompson and someone captain redwood calls your name thompson hold on i'm not thompson what do you mean you're not thompson pick you up the dock like you wanted ah this is getting boring i'm here for the free food if you're not thompson what be your name then ah it'd be woody army hearty that's a fine sailing name but where's your sea leg to sea lag i see leg every real pirate's got a sea leg do it with mateys [Music] he's not a pirate captain sir he's one of those um land creatures hey i'm no landlubber [Music] he took your sword get my sword [Music] scourge of the seven seas [Music] [Music] boys we got us a store away and you know what that means yeah actually no no not as such no what happens when you do something wrong we got punished exactly so we should um punish him punish him hmm can't do that i don't know how to do that oh boy let's tire and feather him but i've already got feathers now and we don't have no tar take him to the rack yay [Music] oh shoot guys i'm too short to tie to the rack i'll just go home now not too fast lover hmm i mean the plank will ever walk the plank [Music] all righty now some vacation this is and no food oh wait ah i can be useful to you guys how well i'm a woodpecker a woodpecker what's a woodpecker i don't know no we don't need no stick and woodpecker [Applause] [Music] look oh pretty ah can you do a skull and crossbones ah there ain't nothing like a pint of ale oh that's a ginger ale kiddies what are we going to do now captain well um have we raided other ships yeah um plundered oh yes and we sing that yoo-hoo-hoo song i believe so sir well then i guess there's nothing left we've done all a pirate can do no more adventure what about a mutiny oh what's that a mutiny is like a big party and you get to take over the ship oh boy how about we have a mutiny party [Music] [Applause] [Music] you'll pay for this all right swabbies i ain't captain now and i say we head for sure [Music] [Music] free grab smorgasbord that's for me don't it's all a cruel trick pirates in the ships with the rack and the plank tire and feathered high finally they were ghosts man very funny ghost pirates crazy food packer no wait oh no not again [Music] so [Music] [Music] hmm must be my imagination now i heard something for sure that time now where did that spy guy go traveler me yes you how would you like a free ocean cruise a free cruise hey what's the catch no catch you must simply carry a briefcase but i don't own a briefcase of briefs never let this out of your sight national security depends on it you'll sail first class on board you'll meet your contact good question you'll know her by her flaming red hair [Music] the sooner i meet up with that redhead the sooner i can unload this case and get on with my crews what do you know the top secret case is now being transported by a total amateur this'll be like taking candy from a baby [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] this magnet ought to pull his chain real good oh miss i'm patched [Music] this ain't as bad as it could have [Applause] [Music] been oh boy my very own sweet sweet with hot tub a complimentary room service hmm today's my lucky day he left without asking for a tip free juice free soup pizza baloney bit sandwiches hey what's going on here [Music] uh ladies and gentlemen we'll be experiencing some turbulence please put on your life vests life vests thank you [Applause] [Music] wow [Music] [Music] the spies in the tub [Music] oh [Music] that could be my red-headed contact red-headed contact huh [Music] i wasn't always a brunette you know [Music] up close it's the lights wait a minute you're the spy who's after the case yeah and you ain't getting away without a dance sailor [Music] [Applause] [Music] hope you don't mind if i cut in [Laughter] oh but i do [Music] hurry come with me yeah right fun time's over give me the case boydbrain do as he says i'm supposed to give it to you it's not worth it give him the case [Music] so long suckers he's getting away don't worry i've had the real case all along you you mean i was carrying a decoy well not exactly a decoy [Music] [Applause] [Music] this could be the start of a beautiful partnership [Laughter] [Music] [Music] oh boy business stinks winnie's salon is killing my wig shop khan i gotta get me some high customers [Music] hairdresser wanted hmm i know just the guy yeah [Music] hello i'm leroy and i'm your man for the job well i sure could use the help i'm swamped how about me and petey going first is there any way you could squeeze me in first no me please winnie you're hired you just let me know if you need anything and i'll check on you later the only thing i need is some of your customers [Music] i'll give him a shampoo that'll make him wig out for sure [Music] follow me ladies we'll get you washed first my hair must be handled with great care i want peachy's hair the same as mine i need a shampoo and a leg wax and your little dog too oh i cracked me up [Music] oh this is rich like i'm gonna be [Music] [Laughter] [Music] is everything all right oh yes it's just fine uh you just relax now may i look in the mirror can i have a look too [Music] [Music] uh [Music] [Laughter] that's terrible well you obviously have no experience in the hair business come with me ladies i know just how to help you my brother can fix you gleaming gals up as good as you what happened now i've lost all my best customers girl you look marvelous wait a minute i got it it matches your red lips oh does it i've got just the one for you madam that's totally you this con is waking great shiny scalps equals mom's mover now to steal some more of winnie's customers [Music] i just don't understand how this happened i didn't do anything differently today yoho oh winnie huh she must have left all the better for me so that's what it was he's no hairdresser he's a hair undresser if you wanna make it in the hair business you gotta know how to cut it this buzzard's gonna get what's coming to him [Music] ladies wait i can explain your hair it wasn't my fault it was that phony buzzard leroy come on i'll prove it there's the culprit caught in the act all this in the name of dirty wig money oh ladies please give me some air i feel faint you don't believe that nasty woodpecker over moi prove it go on pretty boy shut up [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] are you ladies gonna be okay are you kidding i think we look great yeah peachy and i finally match look how silky and smooth my legs are now thanks to your shampoo keep it hooray keep it hooray [Music] [Music] and the cheetahs have come to win here comes [Music] [Music] you know he's right oh it was my great grandpappy rims mcpecker who was stunning on this very course it was 70 years ago today but the the moors on turn 13 ended his career [Music] since that day no mcpecker has ever attempted to race this course [Music] looks like i got me some competition well not for long [Music] huh what's going on here [Music] [Applause] [Music] there should be a war against me [Music] [Laughter] good thing gramps taught me the old glasgow gap [Music] [Laughter] [Music] still in the race free haggis next right why what self-respecting scotsman wouldn't stop for a wee bite of a snack [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] you're ah me isn't any worse than the infamous block hazard at scotland's messy 500. [Applause] [Music] wow [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh yeah well the last laughs gonna be on you woodpecker cause we're coming up to koi 13. the missed oda moose hazard and no matt pecker has ever survived that get out of town it's a bright sunny afternoon there won't be any mist on that turn today oh yeah we'll see about that [Music] a shortcut to the mr the moore's turn for cheetahs only hey that's me my mistmaker is pumping and now with a little cement i'll make this ford bank hotter than geometry oh no the mist of the moors i'll never get through this oh i'm a disgrace to the mcpecker clan [Music] oh boy that trophy's almost mine this fog so hard you couldn't cut it with a knife but maybe you could peck it with a beak but he couldn't have [Music] [Applause] wow it's dark in here [Music] [Music] [Music] i'm doing it cramps [Music] [Music] i can hear him i can't see a thing [Music] it [Music] [Laughter] hey great gramps this is for you that's me great grandfather [Music] come on hurry up it's time for the bear [Music] fair i'm about all blown out can we help you up oh not head splinter that was most chivalrous to help smee as thou didst i grant the ten tickets each for thy noble actions wow you're the bestest chester here you hear me whosoever win if the most prized tickets shall be crowned king [Music] you wooden heads i was going to do to you next time i saw you um buy us lunch uh take us out to the ball game no no no lunch does not seem and and board games oh i am certain it was something of a bad nature harm was involved billy oh yes are possibly plucking nah you said we'd go swing dancing [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] but swing dancing is just so not me hey wait a minute [Music] [Music] now i'll show those two bird brains who's what load and fire [Music] [Music] you know [Music] i've always thought i looked good in a cape and crown my that's some chivalrious shooting young archer 20 tickets for thee billy billy we're gonna be king we're gonna be king king this [Music] get us ready young knights for ye mighty love rolling competition okay i'll keep them two more dopes busy up top while you tip them over from down below louie billy it is brilliant i am an aura of your plans struck with deep and at times disturbing amazement frankly you could do this remember knights you can only attack your opponent with your pugil sticks when i hit use with my puking stick you'll be throwing up things you ate in kindergarten [Music] looks like i would i think something's going on down under [Music] 20 tickets for the winners so louie you want to be king of this joint oh billy i would love use more to my favorite pickle and peanut butter croissants if this were indeed the thing you could do for me now the final game whosoever if can defeat the evil black knight uh me and get into young castle will receive what happened was that part of the game oh no billy you are so smart oh my nose we played a new walk straight [Music] it looks like sir chester has suddenly become sir freeback i certainly had willpower [Applause] [Music] hmm [Music] [Applause] [Music] you win free chester the jester event 20 more teams no no please don't give them all those tickets you can't you can't you can't look i'm sorry i'm sorry i tied you up chester uh he doesn't know what he's saying he ate some bad fish i just want to be king i wanna what do i want i wanna we want billy and louie to have our tickets yeah we're willing to forgive and forget oh well that's the most chivalrous thing i've ever seen is to the king's coronation [Music] [Applause] [Music] i told you i ain't coming out [Applause] [Music] [Applause] these things [Music] the first day of spring oh boy perfect for spring cleaning what a mess better get started [Music] my spring cleaning is done i feel so peaceful then everything is in its place hi neighbor time to return thanks for nothing if you never darken my door again it'll be too soon goodbye [Music] [Music] this just in a freak spring snowstorm has hit the tri-county area neighbors should look out for one another as this storm could last for a few weeks oh this can't happen oh no no no no no no weeks no breaks [Music] [Music] okay listen here woodpecker if you got to be a guest in my house then you live by my swedish cleanliness code you bet look i didn't ask to get stuck here either so just don't get me involved in any of your swedish shenanigans and you won't even know i'm here it's a deal [Music] this week on as the bread rises [Music] i don't care what you do [Music] use no more with the noisy and the messi yeah must be calm [Applause] [Music] [Applause] let me just uh [Music] good as new [Music] hey wally what are you doing i'm alphabetizing all my photo slides by the articles of clothing i was wearing in each shot i'm going to check the order if you'd like to watch [Music] yeah and here i am at mount speedmore in my checkered suit oh yeah i'll never forget this one the national fjord watching show where i for my fuchsia parachute pants every day oh yeah here i am at the swedish leg vaccine competition in my daisy yellow fisherman's hat wait a minute this slide is out of order oh no now we gotta start at the beginning again [Applause] [Music] wally buddy i can't take it anymore pull yourself together [Applause] [Music] hey wally you on now food packer wanna play sharks be not playing sharks [Music] come on wally buddy we've been cooped up here for a week you'll love it the ground is the sea and the furniture is the land yeah sure so uh even this coffee table is land you are a natural now just stay out of the water or else or asvat or else the shark will get you shark i [Music] i know my childhood into adding shark cage [Music] [Music] it was a great game wally look snow's gone and so am i oh [Music] how about you mounted over the fireplace [Music] right folks we've been hit with more snow ah there's nothing like a little more winter to really bring people together [Music] ah there's nothing like a trip to a state park home of our gentle forest friends do not feed the bears do not talk to the bears do not even think about bears huh do not put up a fight [Music] [Applause] hey i'm driving here bub no i'm driving here [Music] bingo he's the one who stole my car big l we'll finally put him away when you testify at the trial tomorrow mr woodpecker but i can't testify big al could have friends we promise to keep you safe and under police protection i can't do it man i think you'll find the safe house accommodations aren't too shabby cutie cars take care of the witness [Music] hey buddy wanna play concentration as soon as i sink this shot ossifer yep i'm as safe as a bug in a rug with all this protection [Music] [Laughter] [Music] bye bye buddy so uh you're ready to lose your shorts [Music] hmm [Music] i'll go first yeah you will [Music] are you okay wait a minute do you think that was big al sending a message do you think that was meant for me you gotta protect me yeah a nice scary sound like that'll keep them away [Music] yeah this algae's murder we need some cool toys wow [Music] [Music] [Music] i'll secure the perimeter good good he's securing the perimeter i feel safer already it's just me complimentary fruit from the precinct end of my shift see ya that's no fruit basket let me out [Music] there is no shut off [Music] [Music] now you [Applause] [Music] you want to leave let me show you the door [Music] you're not gonna be the first witness i've ever missed i'm the best there is in the business i have no equal there is none greater than i [Music] would you get the door please your honor that's the guy who stole my car and that's the guy he hired to make sure i didn't make it here to say that's the guy who stole my car this is a tissue of lies can you prove he tried to stop you from getting here today mr woodpecker [Music] exhibit need i say more it would be a pleasure to testify against him at the next trial tile is set for a week from tomorrow of course we're going to have to put you in another safe house woody problemo and here's the one i want [Music] [Applause] yep a guy could get used to this kind of justice [Music] stop the presses boss the culinary critic will have a review of winnie's big city bistro in no time big city my foot these small town places are never like the joints in the big city i'm sure it'll close down just like all the other restaurants do after i review them but enough dilly dallying i've got a job to do my first day in business it's so exciting being a restaurateur why howdy and hi there i'm sarah [Music] [Music] the famous culinary critic is coming here today an inside tip uh-huh always comes in disguise but uses double initials when placing a reservation van for volley [Music] it's the critic fame and fortune here i come mr volleyball what a pleasure i want the best food with no salt i am terribly allergic to the salt yeah and i also want a window seat with clean window [Music] one window seat with clean window and hold the salt coming right up right this way mr balarus to a wonderful seat and a perfect view excuse me mess i'll be back how do you like winnie's big city bistro so far look at this stain i can't eat here oh no no please wait [Music] [Music] i'll be right back with appetizers where are my [Music] our appetizers of the day sea salted calamari i said no song excuse me i don't think i ordered this gee i i guess if it's on you then it's it's it's on us [Music] calamari all over one customer solved the critics food ma'am i'm ready to order whoa [Music] i'll have some of this pasta and an extra serving of garlic you're not the bread person in this restaurant have a seat and i'll be right with you appetizers for the most discriminating appetite [Music] mmm i'd like some of the pasta i smell ah of course oh ma'am no good pasta [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] this soup could use a little salt you got it beatrice i would like something else how was your lobster badass have you got that good whoa [Music] i tried this [Music] do you hear us it's too salty now yes well if that's all you have then i'll be going wait mister uh [Music] oh no everything is ruined help this is the big city bistro i've blown up the culinary critic what are you talking about i'm the culinary critic i wore this disguise so i could get in partial service which i must say i have you're the critic oh my gosh oh my gosh i'm so sorry for the way i've treated you where's the fire in my eyes that's where i'll give you water you know good critic and [Applause] if there's anything i can do to make this up to you free dessert your own special reserve table the truth is i i was just working as hard as i could for a good review and a good review you'll get what this place is amazing it has all the hustle the bustle and the pesky patrons of the best big city restaurants you liked it the atmosphere was authentic i can see the review now culinary critic graves winnie's big city bistro is perfect for people wanting a taste of the big city in their own backyard customers will be lining around the block news flash everybody it's romantic it's all fatty you're not going to believe what happened i am a hit [Music] you

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Length: 61min 15sec (3675 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 19 2017