The Bethesda Money Grab

[Music] the [ __ ] is this Pete Hines what is this somebody explain to me what this is hello there's me behind I created the creation based on my third mortgage I got by [ __ ] now I thought this whole thing got squashed how much is this purchase credits let's [ __ ] do it all right here we go hey what shit's [ __ ] expensive all right so I just I just sold my [ __ ] stupid player unknown boots so I have 171 bucks am i steamed let's purchase some credits let's do a big boy 1500 I'd love that oh there it goes okay we're good I want this Chinese stealth armor give it little [ __ ] obtained through quest all right here we go Oh game crashed right off the bat I guess steal the Chinese stealth armor well it says this left door is the closest one in proximity but I think this might be the caves ah this is the one on spectacle Island a [ __ ] it is [ __ ] stupid Krabs today I purchased it there's a million of them daddy [ __ ] crab killing machine dude it's over there in the middle of DC so I got a [ __ ] I have to hoof it through the the deep dark bowels of [ __ ] get this [ __ ] closer in my face you [ __ ] idiot how do i god damn it Daniel now you might not think oh saying that that doesn't look like a lot I can assure you my friend that is a lot but I'm thinking it hey you do that again I'm gonna have to pop your lip typically the swim on over - god this place is closer but I think I'm gonna I'm gonna do the Michael Phelps thing here and go out this way you know what my grandma always said Duncan hard or hardly Duncan you know what I'm saying are there any females here that oh my lord if that is a man [Applause] how am I not cracking the [ __ ] jaw dude get out of here [ __ ] stupid head gobblers ran that [ __ ] gave me christ almighty did you text me again why it's my dentist texting me all right you're there to clean my [ __ ] teeth that's it I don't want to ever talk to you ever again besides tooth cleaning up that is an absolute beauty Oh 308 rounds more 308 rounds yeah absolutely whoo yeah I get that badass over there buddy this is nice you ever make this really nice if I didn't have to absolutely [ __ ] [ __ ] my brains out right now so I'll be I'll be right back Jesus Christ like all of a sudden my stomach just if I like someone put a [ __ ] blender to it if I look at that there's still there's a water distillery place that's good right Federation soldiers are they bad guys can I speak with you are you nice you guys look really nice how you doing hi how are you hey they're nice for the first time ever okay if you guys are playing the frost mod come to the fort it is hands down it's like so [ __ ] look there's nice people here they got a cooking stove they got floating fish they have like all sorts of stuff just hanging around we had dandy boy apples got some pork and beans dude how the [ __ ] did you manage that you [ __ ] idiot no tell me how that's a closed-off everything there's no way you got in here Oh what happens if I take this as a settlement of my own then I can order these guys around right I need to clear the enemies from the location say you guys is that what you are [ __ ] okay let's try this again first what the [ __ ] you hit me with [ __ ] one more time one more time you gotta hit the person over the shoulder first this lady she's like and then you go doing so you do [ __ ] big doings dude this looks this is [ __ ] sick that's [ __ ] awesome alright so I guess I didn't even really need to kill him but I did and oops so I need to kill this bear before he can do the thing I'm really sorry about killing those guys now we'll see if that negatively affects my journey along the way all right first things first I need to kill these guys say okay right there hold still buster and he has a friend who is now hauling ass over here it's a dog yes destroy dog destroy dog oh oh my god dog you were [ __ ] going ham egg and cheese it's like the ultimate fighting dog bear don't want to [ __ ] with them dude oh never mind you got some [ __ ] balls oh my god that guy had some [ __ ] massive nuts oh my lord no I thought you had a [ __ ] up leg it doesn't have a [ __ ] up leg its leg is a lie pull out the other gun pull it the other girl oh we got this we got this we got this we got this hey you're [ __ ] your leg is a lie dude why do we like okay okay now I feel really bad killing you guys cuz it's not you it's the bear get in on it kill that thing dude oh my god that is the most savage dog I've ever seen in my life it just [ __ ] bit off the head of that bear damn it's all right you know in retrospect I feel kind of bad for this bear he seems to be just wanting to get away and they're like cornering them you say please leave me alone Oh disciples serrated blade oh my [ __ ] god yeah real railway rifle oh I can't tell these guys to get on the front because they're technically not even settlers they're just [ __ ] idiots that live here god dammit it doesn't matter I'm here to do my primary objective of getting that a ninja Park in whatever suit what's the thing called Chinese stealth armor that's what I'm on that's why I'm here for I don't know why the [ __ ] I even started doing all that other stuff doesn't matter I got my little [ __ ] my stabby stab blade I got some guns I'm suited up from the half just took a little nap real quick just lay down on the floor aiiow wake feeling tired okay how far I might have been walking forever I have to be I have to be pretty oh my god I'm not even [ __ ] halfway there just kiss a finding power armor [ __ ] that thing's heavy put that back in there ten pounds I can't afford tenth I'm good so any way I can like put this back into the hole get that [ __ ] thing in there dude hold up fam I know where I am this is the place where the the guy from the you know on stream when I was uh I found this place on stream this is the house it's got a radio it's got a cooking station it's got a little cat it's got uh losses they have it's got a radio all right this will be my base of operations okay so right next to my [ __ ] my new my new home is apparently the stealth armors right here or at least a quest for it hold still baby boo I'm just gonna take a little bit off the top you know what I'm saying a little bit up uh-oh that was a grenade oh hell yeah that was a grenade all right you guys need to keep Oh Oh get [ __ ] beaned on I might had to [ __ ] him retreat real quick later you [ __ ] idiots all right so there's no there's not a back railing on that he's kind of back railing on the elevator Oh Keep Calm keep calm whoa whoa [ __ ] you people doing behind me it doesn't matter I would have gotten got by the [ __ ] frag grenade five wrist to to Gonzalez oh my lord that grenade I forget about it I mean I'm just gonna charge him dude that can't be like the worst thing I've done oh my God look how easy that was so think I deployed it [ __ ] easy cheesy super squeezy now I'm gonna save right I'm gonna save this guy's coming at me with this Oh with the you see that guy's [ __ ] hucklebuck he did the sidestep on that one hey yo you keep it calm with that gun dude if you just do the sprint in [ __ ] penis pop on them get them every time see yeah you just you think they're got oh my god this guy's looking around he's like what's going hey you can't pick up Don's you're hacking [ __ ] like [ __ ] I tried doing over the pistol can't do it I come out here with a [ __ ] knife absolutely ham egg and cheese every single person here alright man this is the whole reason I came out here I miss you flare Chinese stealth armor ah-hoo yet alright let's see how good this can you see me now completed [ __ ] works with frost on the way actually that's not the real the real thing is can I actually wear it finally look at me dude I am like super spiff tacular no one's ever gonna be able to see me and I would say it was worth killing all these people just to get it oh my God look how [ __ ] cool I look I'm surprised this came in XXL his [ __ ] idiot hold on see him up there on top I'm gonna see how long it's gonna take me for him to notice me I can like sneak right on up to this [ __ ] idiot he has no idea oh he's dead [Laughter] [Music] oh my god that was a [ __ ] one in the mill for me I can never hit anything so that was pretty good call me putter cuz I'm on a roll Oh get lost alright sorry dude I'll get right on out of here the floor in the generator room finally gave out turns out we're built right above a subway station and it's occupied I went to go talk with its inhabitants but it didn't go well we'll give them time to calm down before we try again okay so that's not even part of his gang they were just people there they're like get lost friend you don't belong here the war continues the tunnel [ __ ] keep trying to take the poolroom so we've set up a little surprise for them we strung up the prisoners and took their heads for trophies they want this pool they'll have to stumble over bodies of their friends and family to get it come on up [ __ ] damn Daniel are you [ __ ] IMed now you've angered me [Music] Oh what the [ __ ] [Music] thank you for watching make sure to buy everything available in the creation Club even though it's already available on the Nexus for free [Music]

Channel: General Sam

Views: 627,730

Rating: 4.9185891 out of 5

Keywords: fallout 4, creation club

Id: 4eKkJt7fjOc

Length: 14min 6sec (846 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 12 2017