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[Music] if you're going to talk about arizona you have to talk about old people because they are everywhere here see which brings me to death not no not yours obviously you still have a long road ahead of you and here in arizona people thinking about the afterlife are choosing something new whole body donation more and more people are choosing to forgo a traditional burial and just donate their bodies to science there was a 20 increase in the number of people donating their body right here in arizona that's about 47 000 people to investigate i hit up a popular spot for the old folks to see if body donation really was all the rage what do you want to happen to your body after you die i'd consider whole body donation have you considered whole body donation yes i have it all ready set up so you seem pretty old and close to death what do you want to happen to you after you die i'm gonna be i'm donating it to science what made you think of doing that um i have no living relatives who's to bury me any friends uh yeah they don't care about my body well maybe they should care because when i turned on the news i discovered this scandal involving a body donation business in phoenix the owner accused of selling bodies and body parts essentially running a chop shop for human body parts a human chop shop these were people not cars you stripped down for pots i turned to a team of lawyers trying to end this horror so what the [ __ ] is happening in arizona people are getting people to donate their bodies and telling them that they're going to treat the bodies with dignity and respect and they were sold off like you would sell off the parts of a cow and then ultimately the fbi raided this organization here in arizona so what did the fbi find there were coolers and freezers of disarticulated body parts you know a cooler of um arms a cooler of legs they found heads they found the torso of a large human male with the head of a small female sewn on all right okay we get it enough already jesus anyone have a puppy i can pet for 10 seconds just to clear my head and they found a giant bag of penises they found a bag of dicks yes it was referred to as a large bag of male genitalia so it's a large bag of dicks yes i'm scared to even ask but what were they gonna do with this large bag of dicks well we really can only speculate we know that some of it may have gone the black market in southeast asia for something like penis wine okay i'm from southeast asia i've never heard of penis wine what is it i i think it's a wine that has a penis in it that's supposed to make people more virile that is disgusting i thought so is it red or white i even get closer what kind of flavor profile is this is it nutty i didn't taste it there's notes of foreskin can we move on this this this is a serious case oh yeah that's right holly we're just going to mention penis why and not talk about it this case is about the harm that was done to people and families not about penis wine she's right people thought they were donating their bodies for research to find cures for diseases but instead it was real life invasion of the body snatchers how they gonna fix this we need regulations licenses for example you don't need a license to deal with dead bodies correct you need a license to do nails you need a license to fish you need a license to drive a forklift pay your money fill out a form and you're a medical director that has to change this is horrific this is not just an arizona problem it's a nationwide problem and if you think it's not happening in your backyard you're mistaken okay sorry can we just go back to the penis wine for a second do they stomp on dicks the way they stomp on grapes are they squeezing out the penis are they just fermenting it i don't know and i'm really not sure i wanna know no one should have their dead body violated or their genitals turn into a tasty beverage if people are gonna donate they should at least know exactly what they're getting themselves into they need to know the truth until arizona puts regulations in place all we can do is offer competing services introducing giveroniobody.com just give me your body and we'll take care of the rest with us you'll know exactly what you're getting we provide services such as be turned into a human ventriloquist dummy be used for weekend at bernie sequels literal body pillow ski fillet oscars those are just some of the many things we can do sound horrifying you betcha but it's also perfectly legal until arizona changes its laws givronibody.com give me your body i want your body ronnie chang is unlicensed and has no experience in this field which is not a problem the state of arizona so avoid this service altogether and do your research or donate to medical centers here in america we use straws for everything drinking snorting cocaine okay just those two things but still that's not nothing yet recently local governments across the nation have been challenging our god-given right to bear straws straws represent only 0.02 of the 9 million tons of plastic waste that is estimated people would like to keep the plastic straw just saying conservative big bird actually has a point here so i headed to washington dc the latest city to ban straws to meet lillian an environmental inspector her actual job is to go into local businesses and make sure they're not using plastic straws that's right she's a straw cop so what do you hope to accomplish by banning something that's like zero point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero one percent about trash you know that's a good question um it's a perfect symbol for our our overuse and dependence on single-use plastics right so much supposed to do if i don't use straws what do you want me to do you want me to do this yes absolutely that's what i would love lillian explained that over 40 of all plastic manufacturing is single-use throwaway items that will take somewhere between 450 years and forever to disappear but still why are people suddenly so angry about straws why do you hate straws so much what does straws ever do to you i think that really started with the the straw video the the plastic straw getting stuck up the sea turtle's nose it has over 35 million views on youtube wait this is all because of a dumb viral video look i've seen a lot of [ __ ] on youtube how bad could this be turns out really bad oh man it's a freaking straw okay okay i'm done no more straws but the video did leave me with one burning question if i stick a straw on my nose i could get 35 million views on youtube i can't guarantee that you know people might not connect with seeing a person a full-grown adult with a straw up their nose the same way with a sea turtle oh i wouldn't go nope nope that's stuck no i'm ah okay so uh tell me what you do on a day-to-day basis turns out that turtle was not faking it um we actually go out and do some random inspections and we talked to business owners about the new rules and how to come into compliance wow that sounds great it was time for me to hit the streets and shadow lillian on an actual straw raid first step case the joint clear clear clear clear clear clear all right clip so once we enter a business usually we kind of take a look around right we want to see if we can see any straws it's not racial profiling yeah i mean we're looking at the straws what races are more likely to use people next look for contraband so these are what we use great compostable okay that's excellent so these are absolutely in compliance turns out this guy was clean at least for today but i knew things were about to get real when we hit the mother lode a coffee shop with enough plastic nose candy to take down nemo's whole goddamn reef but it looks like these are plastic right so you are currently out of compliance that's right you're busted and now the straw cops are gonna make you pay right now we haven't switched yet but we are in the process of switching oh really that that's convenient just happen to be switching when we walk in okay i'm sorry um so what i'm going to do today is i'm just going to give you a warning letter we'd be wanting a letter so lillian just walks around warning businesses that's it i'm taking the lead on this investigation straw stop stop stop you gotta stroll over here are you crazy gonna pull out a straw in front of a strong cop [Music] is this yourself who straw is this straw strawberry sorry false alarm it's fine it's paper dispatch uh we are entering premises over you see that guy over there the black hoodie just gonna go ask him a few questions oh he's going he's going go go go go go straw police strawberries drop the straw get on the ground [ __ ] but despite the successful raid lillian wasn't happy yeah um that was absolutely useless in getting people to come into compliance well let's agree to disagree yeah it takes a lot of time and energy and those one-on-one conversations to really enact real change okay change people's minds through constructive conversations i can do that do you know how many turtles are dying in the ocean because there are straws up their nose why because [ __ ] can't seem to drink from cups without straws just put the cup to your mouth just put the cup to your mouth that's it you don't need a middleman do you know how much damage this could do to a dolphin's anus an oyster can eat this and suffocate to death it's like you guys don't even care sir i need to go before i call the police yo you can't call the police we are the police we are the police we are the police show your badge well we're going to show all your badges now she has a badge show her the badge after a successful conversation we voluntarily left the restaurant i come back i see any plastic straws in here i'm burning this whole place to the ground and hey if a restaurant can ban me just for doing my job how hard can it be to ban straws cryptocurrency is this some fake some nerds made up on the internet to steal our money or is it the future of finance there is no way all these people buying cryptocurrency have any idea what the hell they're investing in and it's not just bitcoin ethereum the number two cryptocurrency has risen five 000 since the start of this year why if you imagine bitcoin as being a gold coin uh ethereum is a coin that has a magic spell in it what the hell does that mean i spoke with one of the founders of ethereum joe lubin to find out first question what is it what is it ether the cryptocurrency that lives on the decentralized ethereum platform it's actually a much more programmable cryptocurrency than bitcoin that doesn't mean anything what is it we created a platform for decentralized applications um does everyone in cryptocurrency talk like you pretty much is it just everyone just going decentralized from you know dark web and drugs online exactly does cryptocurrency make you feel angry and confused well it should to make it easier to understand we ripped off the big short and asked margot robbie to explain it in a bubble bath but she said no cryptocurrencies are transparent and decentralized when two strangers exchange money over the internet it requires a middleman like paypal or bank who takes a percentage of the transaction and that transaction is vulnerable to hacking cryptocurrencies are recorded in a public ledger called the blockchain so it's impossible to cheat they actually solve a lot of problems with exchanging money in a global digital world i'll get the [ __ ] again but still is that worth a bajillion dollars why do so many suckers on the internet sorry i mean people believe fake money as value ether is real it's based on faith in the ethereum blockchain when you get enough people believing in cryptocurrency then you can snowball into uh something that a society actually deems valuable like the us dollars well what do you mean the us dollar the u.s dollar is based on faith in the system so the only thing backing this money is belief in the competency of the u.s government unfortunately that's true damn so not only is cryptocurrency fake all money is fake wake up wall street you know money is in real way all this stuff is all fake but wall street doesn't care if money is real as long as they're making lots of it they've been pumping millions into bitcoin and ethereum driving the creation of thousands of new cryptocurrencies but how low is the bar for entry let me get this straight you took bitcoin and you just changed the font to comic sans and we put a dog on it this was the guy to talk to so tell me about the genesis of doggy coin well firstly it's dogecoin but i created why is it doge it's actually based on a meme what it's not dog e coin electronic coin dog e coin oh that's pretty smart actually it's not but guess what this stupid meme currency is worth almost 400 million dollars so why does x creator have some problems with cryptocurrency when you see price charts go up into the right exponentially ultimately it can be a sign of a bubble yeah bubbles are great what are you talking about i love bubbles people are gonna lose a bunch of money and sure cryptocurrency might destroy the planet through climate change and supporting road nuclear states but this is america so i decided to make my own cryptocurrency but that has to be an incredibly complex done that was easy i get it it literally takes 10 minutes to go on a website and make your own coin time to make it rain chan coin and kick start the financial revolution do you accept uh chang coin chain coins like bitcoin it's disrupting global financial systems using blockchain technology no no no only cash i'll send you money over the internet i love money i'm gonna demonstrate so imagine if i send you this right thank you no no but digitally no no no no give me back my five how are people not getting this no i was i'm paying you i'm paying you in change out of my cab out of my cab remember this moment remember this moment when you had a chance to jump on chain coin and you didn't all right it's lost invest in chiang coin just don't ask me how it works [Music] chicago big city windy city opinionated city whether you're from hyde park lincoln park or wicca park why is everything a punk their food is as iconic as their corruption al's italian beef sandwich garrett's addicted popcorn mix potilo's jumbo hot dog and of course the legendary chicago pizza i've heard so much about what the [ __ ] is this this is chicago deep dish pizza yo i said i wanted a pizza not some italian guys dump on a plate this looks like me eating pizza and then throwing it up into a bread bowl and then leaving it in the sun to dry this is how chicago does pizza i refuse to believe you can't get a decent slice of pizza in this city alright this is the birthplace of lincoln obama michael jordan none of those people were born here brothers oh this is what people in chicago call pizza what can i find a decent slice in the city so this stupid bull i couldn't find a single place that sold real pizza just these deep dish dough dumpsters this isn't pizza this isn't even human food after hours of only deep dish i finally found a place that served delicious normal pizza pie the cook county jail [Applause] that's right the best pizza in chicago is in the biggest jail in america this gourmet pizza is actually made by and so too inmates as part of a training program called recipe for change recipe for change has made it a point to put together a program where we have phenomenal pizza thomas dodd is the sheriff of cook county jail he's been running the pizza program for four years we have a lot of good pizza in chicago this is really good though what do you mean that's good pizza in chicago have you tried that deep dish chicago pizza yeah but then the inmates didn't want that so you're telling me even in jail people did not want deep dish pizza they haven't been asking for it recipe for change is one of several rehab programs at the cook county jail along with drumming painting chess gardening and more so what made you become a hero sheriff and not a joe ohio sheriff you know recidivism rates like 70 percent it's expensive to incarcerate people it's not expensive to give them a skill the man giving them that skill local restaurant chair chef bruno abate who volunteers his time and expertise to teach inmates how to cook the best pizza in chicago chef what do you think about this deep dish pizza it's it's garbage people should not eat this it's like a brick look at this look i mean i don't know where you buy this i don't want to know but this is shame after a straight hour of shooting on deep dish pizza chef bruno finally got around to telling me more about how his program is affecting inmates the program recent people change is here to open your mind to open your brain give me hope give your self-esteem give me dignity give you pizza everyone in the cook county jail wants to be a part of this great program i learned how to be a better leader i learn how to work with a lot of other people basically i've learned how to eat better it was great to be with people in chicago who understood what pizza is supposed to look and taste like guys this pizza is genuinely awesome you must have people lining up around the block to buy this actually it's only for inmates guys we gotta rescue chicago from that bull deep dish pizza look i know the pizza is great but this is not how you deal with conflict all right i'll be right back hey where you going with the pizza ronnie knew pizza this good wasn't meant to be caged he also really loved prison escape movies ronnie where are you look at the massacre [Music] in october 2017 ronnie chang smuggled thin crust pizza out of cook county jail oh ronnie loved pizza but he also hated chicago deep dish he had to find a way to get thin crust pizza to the people of chicago all it takes to get pizza out is cheese dough and time that and a big ass poster ronnie chang who crawled through a river marinara and came out smelling like basil [Music] in the last presidential election 44 of americans did not vote that puts you in 26 position among developed countries that's pathetic you should be ashamed of yourself that's garbage it's so garbage that in 2016 trump got elected of only a quarter of eligible voters supporting him that is a broken system some politics nerds are proposing a solution jury duty and taxes are mandatory so why not voting but america is the land of the free where the whole point is to do anything you want even dress up as fat iron man in times square on a tuesday afternoon so can you really force americans to vote do you think in america voting should be compulsory i think it should but it's not going to happen because people won't even wear masks if we were told to do something at this point exactly [ __ ] it we wouldn't do it do you think america would ever accept mandatory voting definitely not why not uh cause americans are lazy in general america is the land of the free people come here because it's a free place and that includes the freedom to not participate yeah pretty much do you think mandatory voting can happen in america no it's not i do not i think that american values are like a toxic version of what freedom is isn't that what makes america great it's not so great at the moment maybe americans think it's impossible but mandatory voting does exist in 22 countries including one that's even drunker crazier and whiter than the us i'm talking about australia where they've had it since 1922. it was quite a small step for australians to think well we want the majority of people to be selecting our government and that gives it greater legitimacy so basically in australia you force people to exercise their democratic rights that's right yes that's right i don't think people in australia regard it as a particularly big deal you've got to turn up on election day which is a saturday you know it might take you like 15 minutes and the parents and teachers association will be there selling sausages and that's where we get the term democracy sausage okay for americans the term democracy sausage has had a bad taste since the clinton administration but for australians consuming child intestine meat on bread has been a voting tradition since the 1940s but what about the people who don't think a sausage sizzle is enough incentive to vote what kind of punishment do you have to enforce to make it so that over 90 of people don't vote what jail time public spanking you have to wear i didn't vote sticker it's a 20 fine that's it that's a that's a bargain i think look there's big advantages in our system because the political parties don't have to get the vote out and that means they don't have to appeal to the base so you don't get the same sort of extreme ideological um appeals and so it makes our democracy i think more moderate doesn't that make the your election process very boring oh well i don't doesn't make it boring look i don't know that that's a problem for me what democracy means is that the majority of people participate and i find the extent of voter suppression in the united states truly shocking i don't understand how the americans can call themselves a democracy at all damn political science world star is going to love this but how do everyday australians see it i took a 25 hour flight and spent two weeks in quarantine just so i could talk to them myself in sunny brisbane australia what do you feel about the fact that voting is compulsory in australia i feel very proud that it is and for people who don't want to vote they should go and live somewhere else everybody has to decide and they are it's mandatory to vote so if the result doesn't go your way you can't complain if we lose oh we're sad but at least we've had a chance to vote and that's it brother done you just do it it takes five minutes you just go in there vote and get out no time no effort just shut the [ __ ] up and vote what do you guys think about mandatory voting in australia yeah i think it's pretty [ __ ] yeah sorry we're not a fan of it we don't care what we look like we just go in there and take a few boxes and then fingers crossed we get the right one are you guys drunk right now yeah we had a few beers before shots yeah yeah you know man that is australian but why do you think voting isn't mandatory in america oh maybe i mean yeah and i rethink it actually maybe there's a purpose for it america australia which one's doing better i feel like i'm a witness to cavemen discovering fire right now yeah it's fair enough actually yeah even drunk australian bros can see the benefits of mandatory voting but for america the good news is that voter turnout in 2020 is on track to hit record levels all we needed to get people to vote was to elect donald trump and then guess what people turn up we don't need to force people to vote well that's a pretty big price to pay i'd rather pay a 20 fine than have to put up with president trump for four years judith but hopefully one day americans will also learn to enjoy the sweet sweet taste of democracy sausage as much as our drunk vote-loving mates down under thank you [Music] bill gates he's rich he's brilliant and apparently he's out of his mind this is a container of human feces why is one of the richest men in the world carrying a jar of his own [ __ ] i went to seattle to find out what's wrong with bill gates mr gates it's a huge honor to meet you just a quick question what the [ __ ] is wrong with you i mean are you okay yeah i'm great love what i'm doing okay so why are you carrying around your own poop in a jar well i did uh have a beaker of human feces when i was explaining why we need a reinvented toilet you don't need to reinvent a toilet we [ __ ] in it then we push a button then the [ __ ] disappears it's perfect well toilets are something we take for granted but billions of people don't have them even in these growing cities and poor countries they can't afford to build sewers and that causes diseases and so we have to come up with a very different way of taking care of that waste and because so much of the world lacks a sanitary place to poo bill launched the reinvent the toilet challenge it funds scientists to redesign toilets that don't need a sewer system we put 700 million into this uh to show that it can be done wait sorry hang on you put several hundred million dollars into toilets giving it away you bet oh my god is bill gates literally flushing his fortune down the toilet to find out i flew all the way to university of south florida where professor daniel yeah and his team are using gates funding to make some sort of magic poop box so what we have here essentially is a miniature version of the wastewater treatment plant and we can put this anywhere in the world in the bioreactor we have microorganisms they eat the poop and turn into clean water okay why do the microbes eat the poop the microbes eat the poop because that's what they do did you ask them if they want to do that well yeah why don't you give them a muffin or something maybe they're like a muffin okay i'll make a note of that but um when you show them the poop they love it despite his crazy talk there's just something about this guy i don't know what it is but i trust him so i decided to give his machine a try so normally we would have a block of toilets right and then the waste from the toilets would come here it'll go into the machine and then using solar power we can turn the poopy water into clean water so you stand by this yeah or i'll prove it okay they work yeah well how many times did it not work and you end up drinking your own [ __ ] well it's worked so well that uh we're actually working with nasa astronauts have to poop and we can turn that poop into clean water and nutrients and even energy wait do you say energy yeah the microbes in the bioreactor make methane that's the same stuff that's in natural gas you can burn it bill gates you sneaky bastard you just found a filthy little backdoor into the most profitable industry in the world energy you didn't say anything about energy yeah it's one way to make it cheap to process the sewage is to sell these outputs you should open with that next time don't open if they're saving the world kids and disease thing open with yo we're making toilets that can convert [ __ ] into energy we need to make these toilets as expensive as possible because based on my research everyone poops i mean everybody unless we make them super cheap they're not going to get out to the poorest who need them the most look i know you've made your money some of us here are still trying to win this game well if you have an idea let us know i've got nothing but ideas for this okay so this is an ipad great device i love using it so what's the worst seat on the plane next to the toilet but what if every seat was a toilet poop powered planes to keep the plane in motion we have to keep [ __ ] high pressure i know but it gives the airlines incentive to feed us i'm not sure the numbers work how about this it's a toilet that you [ __ ] in and it powers a cannon that shoots the [ __ ] out to my neighbor's house why are you laughing that's not legal listen man i'm up here just trying to come up with ideas here to save the world okay what are you doing um that's what i'm doing no that's what i'm doing i'm here giving you ideas all you're doing is [ __ ] on them well i don't think those ideas are are ready yet but we do have a lot of ideas that are in the field being tested in durban it's trying to cover the 30 percent of their residents that don't have great sewage processing we are going to completely change the future everybody's going to have a great toilet well here's to everyone having a great toilet cheers not bad now guess where that came from you just drank my [ __ ] how's it taste that's a very successful process there it tasted like normal water good job thank you bill there's more where that came from [Music] florida is under attack by illegal immigrants and unlike mexicans none of these are good people in fact they're fish so this is a lionfish and it's an invasive species and it's decimating florida's reefs the lionfish invasion started when some idiots flushed this exotic aquarium fish into the ocean and now they are multiplying out of control they may look beautiful but they are deadly all these top dorsal fans will sting you this down here will sting you yeah it really looks like a dragon from uh what's that show hbo uh insecure conservationist cortland hunt is on a mission to save florida's reefs what people don't realize is that the economic impact of our reefs is in the billions of dollars a year people in the fishing and diving industries know that lionfish could devastate florida's fisheries because they prey on 80 percent of fish on the reef destroying the food chain it's like if halfway through finding nemo everybody died but cortland has a solution we've developed a device to kill the lionfish and what is this device so we modified a glock handgun to shoot fish underwater you think this is a joke but this is real wait what can't catch them any other way you got to go down and shoot them of course what could be more florida than standing your ground for mother nature hey you want to hold it no i don't want my fingerprints on that but cortland stands by his science so on this when you fire it the pressure comes out all at one time so these are muzzle brakes that go onto the end of the gun okay so you're making it bigger bigger is usually better we found in general not always depends on how you use it really bigger is almost always better almost always but not in every situation then he took me to an olympic-sized shooting range to demonstrate some of what he does and guess what it's stupid would you say to critics who might say that you are i don't know an idiot a redneck a dumbass who's just shooting up the oceans and you're a psychopath you know criticisms like that there's a war going on on our reefs in florida what are you talking about this sounds like something you do in a first person shooter if you're just [ __ ] around this redneck john wick thinks he's gonna save the environment with a gun what's next we nuke illiteracy someone must have a more intelligent solution uh my name is euan wong and we're building a robot that uh hunts invasive lionfish that's what i'm talking about this is something about this guy i don't know what it is but i like him yeah wong has founded a startup dedicated to building a lionfish terminator kind of this is a killer robot um work in progress yeah it looks like a trash can with arms still better than shooting a fish with a gun it identifies the lionfish then it shocks it and it will suck it in to a containment unit but there was something weird about it if you just start you know sucking with the rim driven propeller then they'll just try to swim away whereas if you put them to sleep you just kind of get two probes on either side of them and stun them dude i think you invented a fish sex robot uh no i don't i don't think we did yeah i think you did man and trust me i know sex robots oh i thought this was just like one of my anatomically correct r2d2s nope it's a ruthless killing machine but it's 2018. you can't just go exterminating an invasive species without first checking with the animal woke police peter i mean if a lethal solution is going to be used the priority should be that the animal doesn't suffer what is peta stands on let's say a underwater robot that electrocutes fish and then sucks it into its body via a suction vacuum fin and brings up to a surface where it suffocates to death i mean just hypothetically speaking yeah that sounds very inhumane wait why um electrocuting any animal is is extremely cruel what about electric eels um they can give it but they can't take it we are quite opposed to that so i forced this sex robot hater to look at the alternative cortland hunt's dumb youtube videos look i know the music sucks but just watch please [Music] the gun looks like it might be the least cruel method but i like i said i i couldn't absolutely speak to that without more information so you would need a lot more fish brutally murdered before you could tell whether or not this was cruel yeah i i would just say that it looks the fastest what so the stupidest solution is actually the smartest solution okay so sorry i called you the stupidest person i've ever met uh this is a florida themed gift basket to make up for it i actually already have most of this stuff but thank you time to get down to the arduous task of conserving our fragile ecosystem wow the daily show finally found a problem that could be solved by a good guy with a gun [Music] and i was right there with him i mean not in the water of the poisoned fish i'm not an idiot oh you came to the wrong reef where you going you're taking dirt naps yeah everybody bagging your whole team for the earth for thousands of years jews christians and muslims have been fighting about whose old book is right about god's stuff they're like the jersey housewives of the middle east and now 1400 years of religious warfare is coming to america a trinity of faith blending friendship between christians jews and muslims the tri-faith initiative in omaha nebraska is opening a synagogue a church and a mosque in the same location i sat down with the rabbi the reverend and the muslim guy in charge to find out what the hell they were thinking we fundamentally think that peace is possible and we feel that this can be also a model for others don't you think it's pretty arrogant to fly in the face of 1400 years of hating each other religions do not teach us to hate religions teach us to love does that make you want to kill him actually hug him listen to these guys they were one step away from jihading a crusade all over each other doesn't anyone in omaha see how dangerous this is innocent people will die thank you this is mark christian he's president of the global faith institute he used to be a muslim and you'll never guess what religion mark christian converted to i was a sunni muslim and now i'm a follower of christ i'm a kind of a two-faith kind of person you're two-faced yep uh not too faced to faith right you got two different personalities faith not face two faces to faith after another half hour of pronunciation lessons we finally got down to the really scary muslims and christians and jews do not agree on their ideology whatsoever those radical muslims and jihadists will find many reasons to go and kill innocent people on the try faith initiative see terrorists hate cooperation when isis hears about this they're gonna drop everything and head straight for omaha if they can find it guys look i know this seems like a good idea it's like a kfc mixed with a taco bell and a pizza hut fantastic on paper but it's gonna end up slowly killing all of us yeah the three of us and the face we represent are kind of like three guys who have fallen in love with the same woman but this woman's love is so much greater and vaster than our own that she can have an integral relationship with each one of us right awesome got it well no and and there's a lot of fun to be had having a foursome there's a lot of fun that has that takes place when three great faiths come together and acknowledge they worship the same god come together he's going to be pretty pissed when he realizes why we just high-fived so these are all just super progressive fun-loving dudes who want to party down with the weird ghost thing they all believe in but think of the practicality it's like a religious turducken how is this even gonna work how are you gonna fit a church into a mosque into a synagogue they have three separate buildings and then another fourth building where they're going to have the easter egg hunt and all kind of kumbaya that they usually do so the buildings are going to be separate each of the faith communities are existing in separate facilities this is not the taco and the donut shop that you created before so what's the big deal globally two out of three muslims wants to overthrow the government and apply sharia law and live under the leadership of islamic state i knew it i had to warn them about that scary muslim guy i'm sorry can you just cover your ears for just one second thank you listen guys two out of every three muslim wants to impose sharia law on the entire world well that's ridiculous first of all and second of all fundamentalists of all stripes want to impose their uh views on the whole world who taught you this life i'm sorry can i just stop you guys listen sir you're being really aggressive right now and i just need you to take it down a few notches okay as many notches as you would like these guys talk a big game about tolerance but what happens if mock christian is right what if they do get attacked we will stand together and defend ourselves and support each other with your guns and bombs we don't need any guns we have ideas i'm not going to lie you're scaring me right now i don't mean to they just wouldn't give up there was only one thing that could take down the tri-faith initiative every relationship i've ever had has been destroyed by trying to decide what the hell to watch on netflix mid-man big night homeland as i expected they were falling apart i used to like girls and then i gave up on hbo there was no way they could portlandia okay yeah that was way easier than i thought i guess if a jew a christian and a muslim can walk into a bar and it's not a joke and they don't kill each other maybe there is hope for peace in the middle east of america [Music] you

Channel: The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

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Length: 42min 19sec (2539 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 09 2021