The Best of Meegan and Andre - Key & Peele

we get your jacket though [Music] I move that cell you ask the head of the club totally had to ask you out yeah are you kidding me like the moment oh yeah I was actually afraid that you were gonna be like one of those high-maintenance chicks yeah yeah I don't know control freak I don't even know I totally just like to be easygoing five minutes and we're just now getting our menus oh I'm sorry I'm sorry be better right okay I'll be better mister job thank you see ya my philosophy it's pretty much like keep it till right yeah yeah you know I like about you know what you're not afraid to be like brainy and respectful right Thanks I really like your boobs I think we really complement each other well I just did it right there and I pretty much go with the flow what the is wrong with you what do you see there what's your water in it down down boy then you need okay I have other tables that have things that look like to you yes there's a little lipstick on your glass but this is what I want you to do I want you to take this glass in the back I want you to break it take the biggest shard you can find and bring it to me then I want to select your color all right I'll get you another we're gonna slit your throat and watch you bleed out and I'm gonna shower in your blood I'll get another water well that would be great yeah but as I was seeing like I just feel like it's like do unto others it was your lipstick on the glass the hell is that what are you doing wait no no no I mean tell you no one's ever talked to me like that my it was you lipstick on the glass it's just a waiter you know what take it site I hope you have a very happy life together Nick what's going on right now wait [Music] suits the region no Megan hey don't do it yeah I just heard of feelings and then she left her jacket least I could do something do a crypt a conduit it's this shit's not me at its 87 degrees out you know she doesn't need it in your heart of hearts you know she doesn't need that jacket don't do it she's gonna meet her jacket it seemed like a nice guy [Music] now seriously you got to come back at the bar right now I don't even know Claire yeah I'm slowly you left retract it yeah well once you give it to your new fat ugly girlfriend I left your jacket Megan thrown in a river why would I do that mr. jacket though back to the bar how is that possible I can't be an got arms and legs and a head where's my jacket I have your jacket you want it now you know what why would I do that you know what I'm not following you anymore fine you can come back to the bar me vegan do you want your jacket yeah seriously come back to the bar I'm gonna throw this jacket in the water oh nice that's really nice what do you want me to do me again damn kiss my butt okay good fine fine then I'm going I'm leaving right now god damn it we don't know but seriously your jacket yeah but it's a jacket though [Music] I have your I have your jacket sure some me [Music] [Music] I'm going to the bathroom okay excuse me excuse me quiet down give me give me give me [Music] [Music] Andre Andre where are you you looking for my boyfriend girl I'm doing it right now dude Meegan big dose me I'm searching you Andre Andre Andre hey come here Andre Andre Andre Andre make it I'm J Siri call Andre I'm J where are you a bunch will you FaceTime me I'm not gonna do it right now you wouldn't able to see me it's something dark in you I know if I can't find you don't okay I'm gonna turn around I'm right there stop me I am even if you sustained a head injury or a stroke in last 10 minutes what do you mean my maken dude put your phone yep Oh wake up oMG did you just hang yes not talking you sir I'm talking my boyfriend it's me can you show the audience I want to see my boyfriend let me see something I mean granted that's good stop me you name evening evening and easily I can't find the bathroom [Music] you're totally chill I'm so annoyed right now can you like not talk to me for like a second like that'd be great that'd be fine that'd be fine by me but oh my god are you serious this is what could possibly be the problem with letting two more people in check your girl bro excuse me what did you say check your girl it doesn't work like that no one text me because I'm not luggage okay so you can go yourself Meegan seriously two more people are gonna come out in a couple of seconds and then we could go in yeah me ask you a question what was it like being in The Green Mile he will sit in the Green Mile he really will sit in that movie what does Tom Hanks's penis feel like Meegan moreover how does it feel and swarms of bees are coming out of your face seriously I'm sorry sucker favorite movie don't apologize for me yeah this is nice it's nice you look like common Meets The Incredible Hulk when you brought the frankincense to baby Jesus did they like make you stand outside the barn because you were too big or did they invite you in with all the other animals don't flare your nostrils at me I am you have any idea how impolite that is he hasn't moved its nostrils once since we got here I saw them if they did not move me to a meeting they do not move it's not just flared more than a survivor from a boat accident what you look me in the eyes okay you know what is you just gonna continue to be a little prick you're gonna get your ass kicked don't touch him vegan crazy Oh totally love my nails right now go over everything right now over the floor I'm up in the sky I'm over you I'll be back back there Oh God hey what did you say what's up you just come back here with your little itty-bitty dicks you best control your lady yep if you control your lady now he doesn't control me cuz let me tell you something I'm not a remote baby can we just let this go no I'm talking to the of Anarchy right now yeah you why don't you all gather yourselves and why don't you just go and figure out a way to suck on each other's leathery peni hey you it's not even the plural of penis yeah it's of all different parishes something yeah that all the way up I can do anything I want and no one can stop me cuz you have to fight your own fight too crazy oh boy huh so what do you want to do tonight like I was thinking maybe we can meet up with Amy and Brad and late before that we could go to Angelo's and before that we could like just go maybe I have something to say I had to say in person because it's it's like super important okay um I know this is sudden like I've been thinking about this for a while I know this is something that needs to happen I'm breaking up with you cool love it totally fine my back really yeah cuz I thought I was really worried that you're gonna be like mad mad oh my god are you kidding me no of course I'm not mad people grow apart it happens it's like part of life no I'm totally fine like love it love it love it so you know we had a good run don't be stranger coming just can I ask why why yeah like what I was like I'm doing some work on myself and like trying to grow as a person so don't really like appreciate to know why yeah um okay yeah that's like you know I think that you're kind of like a controlling person ain't you thank you for that that's nice thank you for attendance cool no problem so you know what your problem is on J what you keep tabs on people every little thing somebody does you have to keep a tab of it wait I I can't tell if you're angry or not I'm not I'm totally not angry no I'm excited it's good it's just like you said your piece and I just think that I deserve the human decency to say my piece right right is that is that not okay yeah no no of course of course you're a controlling manipulative person everyone says that I don't think that I am yes you are I'm J yes [Music] okay nothing Ali look you sound pretty angry I'm not angry I'm fine I love it I love it you keep my house and you broke up with me in my space and I'm gonna think about that every time I'm here that's great that is so perfect for me where else was I supposed to do it because you won't come to my house we're carrying I wanted to puppet master is back but I'm not I'm not I'm not the puppet doing this to me it's true you won't come to my house I'm sorry okay me I guess I didn't think it through it's like too late now I mean were dying no it's not too late Meegan Meegan seriously I just III I was I had a feeling that I thought was true and clearly clearly it wasn't true not breaking up with you because so when you win the key tonight like I when you're hanging out with Amy and Brad let me be before about gooding azmuth what just happened you you

Channel: Comedy Central

Views: 7,436,357

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Id: QmzaPC-iRhQ

Length: 16min 47sec (1007 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 30 2019