The Amazing Truth About Tears of the Kingdom

where the hell are we I mean we're in the depths but what is this must be where we get the fifth stage the construct Factory this is where they make all of them I have to oh wait that that's definitely not what to do is that right yeah that's right okay there's missing pieces so I assume I'm gonna have to get the other four pieces somewhere link Zelda's chosen protector you don't have to keep calling me that I I know what my job is I know what my role is on this Earth my name is Sage of spirit I am happy you have arrived at last we can speak with each other talking to like a toddler's puzzle my daughter has like six puzzles like this none of them are the sage of spirit though they were sold out we cannot yet speak assemble a body for me I'm on it I will assemble the best body in the history of bodies [Music] limbs so we can summon Exodia and just to send through this man I can't believe we're coming to the end of this game I mean it's not the end because there's so much to do but like content purposes it's probably the end at least until DLC comes out then you know we return after a year the left leg Depot the left leg Depot kind of sounds like an outlet come on down to the left leg Depot we have the best prices around on all your left legs that's gotta go up gotta bring don't take pictures of the left leg the FBI will be looking for you uh yes second floor please whoa will this turn on oh I have to go I don't know what they really want me to do I have everything in my disposal but I am confused I probably need to transport the Box up up there maybe if I I know what I have to do kind of look there's Rockets nearby I got some Wheels I gotta like Weekends at Bernie's this [ __ ] honestly not bad those get a little more height that's gotta be it all right will it make it I feel like a kid again and I'm trying to get my Hot Wheels to make it like through the loop it always looks better on TV blasting cars that glow in the dark all right I got that over here oh if I put it on a wheel maybe it would kind of just roll over there okay hang on it's kind of fun strapping your friends body parts to Rocket cars I'm link and this is jackass bye all right we got one of the pieces here what do I do now there we go this is a leg I've ever seen one boom straight from the left leg Depot that's one bring the other three here as well then sorry I don't have a gift receipt you can't return it all right here we go to the right wing wasn't that a TV show left wing it was one of the Wings all right we're in the right arm Depot now gotta figure out the limb puzzles bro I don't know what the hell I'm doing I'm just hoping this is gonna work I mean in theory It's gotta right look at that I'm building a warship here ah who needs steering hey it worked they said I was crazy they said it couldn't be done well who's laughing now all right this thing was not meant to fly but we're gonna make it actually actually a little tough to control but making it work here's the kingdom where you can have it your way that's one arm gotta get one more arm and a leg no this should be uh the right leg Depot my calculations are correct no just kidding this is the left arm Depot I think this here does something ah it's the open door cool okay the teaching us something right now oh they got lava here I probably won't be able to cheese my way through this or hear me out maybe I can that falls oh no don't burn don't burn don't burn the smell of burning flesh stinks all right so now that I did that just as the game intended how am I gonna do this if I put this over here oh wait that does work come back oh no now that we know it works I have a huge brain okay um where are we going next oh you use it to open the door wait wait a second maybe this has to pull away all right I mean that works too honestly better than FedEx you ever see how they deliver packages oh [ __ ] no get on it no okay okay that seems a little excessive I probably could have just walked this thing over here but it's just fun to build Contraptions in low FPS right only one piece to go unless you just want to make her like a pirate or get her a peg leg or something you know what I'm gonna try something Reckless this game is built on being Reckless all right this is either gonna get me killed or it's gonna be awesome here we go like when a kid says watch this then they just get hurt ah yes the Forbidden vending machine I feel like having to move this body part around should be to the tune of yakity sex oh Jesus oh look finally we're actually supposed to use the wing here don't leave without me done all right what kind of body are we working with here oh I get it now is the last sage like a [ __ ] Mech oh no way [Music] boom Knack baby it's like the robots that you put pilot in Mega Man X you know which ones I'm talking about we must recover my secret Stone hop on my back we're gonna Iron Giant this [ __ ] oh my God this is so sick okay let's see guard left hand oh we're just playing arms now back part what does that mean back apart and attach I assume I can throw like a sword on this let's see what are we working with here an iron spiked ball yeah uh what's this I got a laser hang on I want to attach oh I want the flame emitter I cannot be messed with they put a freaking Bionicle in the game all right now to test my abilities on these poor defenseless mccobblins daddy here burn you're my giant robot bite my shiny metal ass I'm now realizing that I have oh ow no maybe uh attack I'm realizing I have no Gloom meals let me go turn on the night light over here which I've kind of been neglecting for a little while it might help a little bit uh yeah give me that vitamin D we're a little slow and I may be like can I use the fan to my back oh my God it makes her do the Ed Edd and Eddy run oh I guess I could probably just walk around this because I'm a robot and I can do is I please I think I have a new favorite Sage now and it's clearly the robot whereas Dr Zoidberg says the robot speaking of robots and attaching things to their hands there was a game where you kind of make your own robots and you can select two weapons to put on their hands and every time it's kind of like Mega Man but more of an arena fighter and every time you defeat a new robot you get their power you know like Mega Man it was called a robo pit they made a second one but I don't think I ever played the second one it was for the PlayStation one and I still have my copy God do I love that game there is final Stone I feel like I'm about to be greeted with a boss fight that I'm gonna have to fight in my Mech and that's awesome waiting for a gate to close or a cutscene to trigger or both was barbed wire we're probably gonna have to fight mankind dude loves barbed wire that construct I made it long ago uh why was this supposed to be the one that you were gonna it must be under the control of something monstrous okay uh we'll beat its ass seized construct didn't know they were gonna be giant robot fights he's much bigger than us okay you so you're gonna guard that nope come on give him the hands Rock'em sock'em robots oh okay all right give me old three piece I think we have good defense wait I'm running out of stuff I'm gonna need to oh no I'm gonna what are you doing keep that away from me the trick here is to just be patient which I am not which is what gets me killed in most fights um is he gonna like raise a transfer oh you get more arms that's that's fair I gotta fight General Grievous now you built this contract why didn't we use this one oh that was close all right we got this I should absolutely take that fan so I can move what are you doing now got big laser don't you [ __ ] [Music] there we go there's only room for one giant robot actually there's more than enough room for one in fact having two giant robots would be cool but you're evil So You Gotta Die I don't make the rules [Music] now we can get the final shrimp to complete our order man nobody told me the last Sage was gonna be the coolest one I mean people in the comment section spoiled it and said it was gonna be mineral huh where are we to age you link I am the sage of spirit and one of the Zona nice so do we get her in this form now or do we just have a giant robot following us around the whole time good to meet you I must thank you he looks like beerus because of you you have recovered my seat s we basically got God of destruction beerus on our side now original my intent was to awaken when you first found the poor pad then to guide you to my construct and assist you on your journey I had not anticipated a battle with that same construct you have proven quite Adept and I am grateful for all your efforts in the name of mineral Sage of spirit I grant my power unto you I believe it will serve you well in chills right now music's real good coming up on the final boss fight final Stone now we have a ghost robot hey this is starting to feel pretty good I apologize our meeting has been so long delayed Demon King's interference is to blame our fight appeared oh but lost are we finally gonna see the fight raru sealed him but I want to see is he gonna do the mafuba he can Mr roshi [Music] oh okay everyone's going all out they know this is it zeld's gonna bring him back hours he's like where'd he go the bride will be your downfall Ganondorf oh [ __ ] yo let's go no way that was so sick and you know ganondorf's like I'm not going down unless they take you with me right [Music] here clever way to a way to solve your problems ready to be the price for this don't be so smug I know exactly what it will cost me raru quickly Rising the ranks of my favorite Zelda characters you're wrong years from now someone will appear with the sword that seals the darkness a swordsman with the power to defeat you link remember this name [ __ ] like I've heard that name before work I mean depending on where this is in the timeline they turn to Stone he became a shrine you're saying that sword traveled through time the same way you did yes but more importantly in my original time The Demon King was vulnerable to even the smallest piece of this sword then what exactly are you suggesting we do with the sword over time sword is able to absorb sacred if we were able to empower it in that way it could be the key to defeating the Demon King it could take centuries for that sword to grow strong enough the power of the Demon King Wheels oh we got time Link's not going to be born for a while I do not see how this can be done it would be impossible for you to provide it with sacred power for so long does it become a dragon here watch this I can think of one way then I'll stick it in my head yes I can do it too I've told you that act I told you it would mean throwing yourself away [Music] they don't even taste very good you guys are weird you will to change back nonsense plot armor will allow us to do that at the end probably [Music] and deliver it to link very well then as his own eye I bear my share of blame for these events so I too will devote myself to this goal and to this hero of yours even if my body should perish I will still be with you in spirit you already have in hand the hope that Zelda left to you a sword that seals the darkness the master sword go now link with the sword of hope that Zelda left you surely Smite Demon King Ganondorf probably gonna take me a few tries though I got my ass beat by a bunch of connects all right where to back to Lookout Landing but let's get out of the dips I've been here for too long need some sunlight on my skin well did you find anything out about the fifth stage you want to meet her what foreign destroy Ganondorf all right let's talk to Joshua because she would know where Ganondorf is Right each figure is pointed toward the next one in the series this is going to be confusing till it ends with the last statue facing a destination a final destination building that looks like a temple also see those large ears on the figure at the door of the building that's gotta be one of the Zone I want you to find the okay I gotta go down and look for this so I gathered a bunch of bright blooms and supplies oh please give them to me I have none then they pulled the kid car to me and said I couldn't go into the depth so 10 Old Bright blooms ten whole arrows yeah I'm gonna have to do some preparing on my own all right where is this scum I mean he was up in the castle last time so he's probably under the castle and the depths under the castle he's around the castle he's got to be can I not open the door I gotta go around I feel like opening the door would have been a nice gesture when he said he couldn't wait to meet me that seems very chasme I mean this is like the middle oh yeah this has to be it uh okay where can I land I have some Gloom meals but I like I don't want to eat them now I can't see anything I'll get a sliding up and there is a light root over here oh we're gonna need a lot more than that Bloom's approach now this seems like something or I can just go further down this cockroach is gonna be at the very bottom I feel like I'm pretty well prepared oh wait D oh Jesus Christ are you kidding I don't know if I could fight a Gloom Lionel oh definitely not I do feel like I should probably try to take him down though yo yo yo I should you know what I need something that's gonna hit hard oh that's that's hurting me and that really hurt me you know what I can't back down from a fight I'm not even touching okay oh God never mind he's shooting arrows up me Hank wait a second I got a giant Mech you wanna throw hands okay giant Mick doesn't matter you know what let's um try going this way first you know what the sad part is like that's probably only the beginning of it you're gonna throw like four Lionel at me at the same time I just think I would do better against Ganondorf what a lot of ganondorfs before keep touching the Gloom okay really though where am I am I going the right way oh wait a second hold the phone hold on I didn't think to possibly okay this seems right now I was like I'm stuck where the hell am I supposed to go I had to rewind some of the debris this is the depths of the depths this is not your ordinary everyday depths this is Advanced depths something's happening power of a sage can not reach you do I just not get Sage help down here because that would suck never saw that before link really jumped so far into the dips then he doesn't get any service down here oh my God some help down here all right I'm like I'm all gloomed out I can't even heal that's one what if I uh if I bomb you and I puff shroom you and I'll be able to at least get a sneak attack in might have been the move honestly oh God okay nope don't want that to happen I don't know what's down there what's waiting for me down there yeah nope so we're gonna build and we're gonna build fast I think the most embarrassing thing I could do right now is like accidentally step on the Gloom and die I'm just hoping that there's like a light root somewhere okay we are out of battery ah [ __ ] I'm fighting for my life right now oh God yeah I'm dead they spawned me down here oh that's [ __ ] up a lot of stones and stuff here I might have taken a shortcut this feels like it was a shortcut yeah I feel like I skipped a whole bunch of stuff can there be a light route somewhere down here otherwise what I have to do is I have to recall out to the light route and then I have to just make my way back in this is a long ass fight okay you guys die easy damn give though oh disgusting so I took all these Gloom weapons and uh I'm now realizing that they have Gloom tolls that was probably in hindsight not a great thing to do I need also like some kind of hammer to destroy these dudes that's I'm out I'm out I'm like about to pull up on Ganondorf and I'm on death's doorstep the gang's all here there's gotta be uh and where to heal right I gotta eat the other Gloom meal because I'm just gonna get destroyed the imprisoning okay this is where it happens this is where it's gonna go down no way in hell I'm gonna be able to get this done like this boom's Lair like the Pokemon it's a torch maybe we need that maybe we don't I don't know consider this the dry run let me tell you before I went to high school I knew I had to take a city bus to go there so I did a dry run and like a week before I started school I took the bus to school to make sure I knew how to do it and Yep this this is very final boss this is sick is this just like straight up a Gloom platform all right I'm here with one whole heart you know just to see if I can do it oh God maybe it's a cutscene who's that who did that hell yeah they're here and not just the uh the ghosts the actual Sages goats link together finally now can someone heal me you know mifa she heals me yes sir and now I will die immediately yeah that's how I expected that to go all the swords I have have Bloom tolls so I should probably not use them what I really should do is back out and actually prepare the next day all right I went hunting I went shopping I went to Whole Foods I'm prepared now I got Gloom meals they call them unhappy meals down here all right I'm prepared for the Gloom Army this time to chop right through all of them oh okay maybe that's not a good idea got me this big man's just chasing me around but I kind of want to take out the little guys first okay that's a broken boat it's fine we got another one you don't miss a beat should I I should use an attachment right maybe a shot fruit maybe just oh I whipped it back off pal a bro sidestepping I wish the big dude would leave me alone all right get him he's down kick him while he's down Cliff here can I push him off yeah he charged at me like Snorlax in new Pokemon Snap one of the most terrifying moments of my life oh there's more all right next round zelfos this is the Demon King's Army this is the best he could do the cool thing is I'm gonna get a lot of supplies here in case I need anything and they're dropping tails and balls all right here comes the aerial Squadron this track is lit though all right I might need something a little more powerful I would like let me try and fuse real fast if I can got this lizelle folks horn oh where'd it go where'd it go here oh dear give Joe I need something I need a hammer or a club yeah try it just kidding that doesn't work okay so what I need to do is I need to use Dazzle fruit [Music] Dazzle fruit will do it look I'm just drop it like World of Warcraft players to the Sun so many this absolutely is a badass battle though having to fight just like hundreds of monsters I'm just gonna spin around oh that hurt okay I'm gonna stay away from these guys where is bro you Novo help me nope one left all right I think that's everybody unless there's like one Ultra strong Baddie that's about to come out I mean if we're being realistic here Ganondorf is the ultra strong Baddie am I right I made him hot in this game that Gloom it means but one thing the Demon King yep he's there look out oh do we have to do a a Boss Rush okay now we are gonna have to fight them unless it's just like a badass cutscene [Music] [Music] how Noble of you guys I really thought we're gonna have to do the entire Boss Rush [Music] I'm gonna say that'd be a little bit Overkill but oh guys you don't have to do this because all my friends just sacrificed themselves for me I will eat my feelings come out come out wherever you are he just has like this badass Gloom throne it's because he's old he's like you could find me in my chair you're watching my stories running ramp it would have been more satisfied to overcome a worthy Foe and that's me I am the worthy foe all right I'm preparing myself for what is probably going to be a very lengthy boss fight oh he transformed bro is like all my bro it's just conserving energy in his skeleton form he's like hang on let me transform position [Music] Demon King Ganondorf again kudos for casting Matt Mercer you to watch this you witness a king's Revival the birth of his new world yes daddy all right here we go oh God okay what are your patterns sir ow I'm gonna die like round one okay let's see if he goes overhead I sidestep he's gonna swap learning he can flurry he can flurry rush me to what the cool thing is I'll be back here every time oh he's he's got like glass bones and paper skin then again so do I foreign weapons oh no she's gonna flirty rush me I'll flurry Rush him I invented the flurry Rush see all I needed was like just a couple turns just to figure out like what he's gonna do that's why I died a few times that's why okay all right yeah you try it I really thought I was gonna Rush there but my timing's off ow I mean I guess instead of rushing I could just wait for him to oh okay thank you I appreciate that boom right in the forehead isn't it kind of sad How I died I'm probably one of the easier boss fights in the game this bro is like slow as hell he's got that smash ultimate speed why can you do that all right I'm going to round two with nothing what a feeling pain and depression I know it well I've almost forgotten the thrill of battle that feeling is blood surges uh he's getting off on this right safe to say that the limits of my power is he about for okay this is the form that we know I thought he was gonna just raging demon me wait his health department goes off the screen [Music] Master of the secret Stone I'm out of food wait the homies are back time to watch me die you know how I know I'm dumb I want this entire fight without realizing that I didn't have a shield and I can just Parry him all right can we keep these uh these clones away that's the job of the others oh [ __ ] okay Shield's broken okay okay we go it's fine I got plenty of arrows got a couple headshots in there by a couple I mean as many as I can muster I think I was overthinking this just gotta get some good flurry rushes in there and just avoid everyone else oh there we go that's another one all right I had to find my zone my zone has been found patience patience link patience not you there we go oh so we'll have to come to half health I guess this is the this is the final Arc here what are you gonna do one more transformation to get rid of your Expendables my guy's powerful oh bigger sword oh we're going back to this all right 1v1 no problem I can do that oh you're gonna fly rush me back well I'll just I'll also flurry Rush oh no okay can I block these are those okay heart's gone oh my God okay I really need to get through this fast I think I just need to Parry because he's flurry rushing my flurry rushes yeah that's way better this one's easier to touch you just kind of weave through these all right go on almost done take down that big ass health bar okay then knock me down had some iframes there that would have hurt and now I have no Shield I might need to cheese this if I can can you not can you not can you not you know what sucks is I'm so close and I'm gonna die or or hear me out I I just don't think this is it though I don't think he's going down in this form it's got to be more come on like one more Parry okay is this it now one more one more Dodge okay let's go ah stagger [ __ ] no shot he's done how many forms do you have oh we got his back blown out [Music] I heard his last form is badass so time to find out [Music] the stone he's gonna eat it incoming Dragon Ganondorf key end game Visions himself he's like one bite nope how do I fight a giant dragon [Applause] get this cool as hell what the [ __ ] man how am I supposed to fight this unless Dragon Zelda's gonna come in there's gonna be a dragon fight oh we're taking this fight to the skies that is the coolest form ever Gannon has had some pretty cool forms over the years but this is the one I was going back to swirling the castle like the good old days demon dragon reconified Demon King he is terrifying I'm stuck in his tooth listen they say You're supposed to floss after every meal here she comes I knew it was gonna happen foreign I thought she was gonna fly into his mouth for some reason like intentionally actually caught me if I don't got me I know my dragon girl's got me [Music] yeah Goosebumps right now what an ending to this game all right this is crazy so let's see I'll jump off okay I don't know where I'm going I mean I would imagine on top of Ganondorf I mean on top of the demon dragon is that what I have to hit I don't know if I can reach that let's just ride the dragon oh it's got glue my balls that thing looks incredibly infected you know what let's reset ow I got whipped azella can you can you catch me please can you can you thank you would be hilarious if I just like Dove as hard as I could and I just died by crashing into the dragon links like that doctor on the internet who pops all the pimples turns out Ganon just had a really bad case of acne don't worry we'll get that out I gotta say after this just like the entire game in general I think tears of the Kingdom has solidified itself in my top three number one will always be linked to the Past for me I think tears might be number two which would probably bump Ocarina of Time or Link's Awakening all right here we go one more I'm thinking he's starting to Glow he's hurting all right where's the last one on the I see it I see it music's getting intense it's calling to me I'm coming for you put it right between the eyeballs link okay what happens now one final stab [Music] like yeah you do it final attack press the button I got you love me a qte it's funny you pulled the sword from one dragon's head only to drive it into another this whole thing is insane is always being petty about it she's just like doing circles around him I'm almost a little bit sad because now I know the game is over at least the story is over now I can actually play the game and just explore because I'm pretty sure uh I might have completed about 10 percent [Music] God damn destroy Ganondorf complete this whole shot is incredible this whole cut scene how do you top this like what do you do next I would imagine the next Zelda game is probably gonna be a 2d Zelda so they're going to want to make something but how do you top this [Music] where my clothes go can we somehow transform Zelda back she don't have to be a dragon forever the internet's gonna get too weird with it oh yeah my arm What's Happening Here the goats have returned if you're like don't worry link we're gonna help you we're gonna change your back getting real full metal alchemisty here Now link you're gonna have to give up your Alchemy if you want to save Zelda [Music] I knew we weren't just gonna leave her as a dragon just eternally circling Hyrule [Music] that's the last we ever saw of them oh yeah by the way you're falling out of the sky you might wanna oh this is your chance you could catch her this time this is your Redemption Arc what if I don't catch her what happens I mean I'm not gonna do that come on link get her get her or I'm here for you babe I got you come on oh closer get it I don't know if you can hear it but that is me audibly clapping at what a fantastic game my game of the year at least until I finish Final Fantasy 16 and then I am torn apart how are you uh kind of hungry actually you want to order something burns like 19 000 calories fighting Demon King Ganondorf [Music] oh this whole thing yeah I got it just pulled it out of your skull I'm not in a dream right pincher did it oh thank you I have been sleeping all this time without something like a warm loving embrace all right so does her castle just fly now because that's pretty cool and that everyone is the Legend of Zelda tears of the Kingdom we will see you next time that's right we can't end this without wrapping the Sage's stories I never again they both must have channeled their abilities through you link oh I see now it seems it is my time those of us gathered here swear on our lives [Music] [Music] I must go my time being a Megazord is now over oh no that's so sad also it took me a long time to build that and now that is actually the Legend of Zelda tears of the game we'll see you next time [Music]

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Length: 42min 6sec (2526 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 15 2023