Teke Teke

hello everybody my name is markip and welcome to Techie techie moonlit dread I don't know who that is and I don't know why they're there but I have a funny feeling that they need help judging by all the blood so I'm going to go help them hi Oh I thought it was going to beat I thought that I was going to actually go into the game right then and there but I didn't oh done oh hi what is this read mysterious brutal incident man found cut in half with no clues aikawa Japan a man was found with his body cut in half near the stationary of asahikawa city in a shocking incident that has baffled the police the crime scene was discovered by a passer by who heard a strange noise Last Friday Night the victim looked like he was chopped by an Axe and blood was everywhere the police sealed off the scenes and investigated but they have not found any clues or witnesses that could explain what happened some people have suggested that this incident may be linked to the urban legend of te te tick tick a ghost of a woman who was cut in half by a train and now haunts the station areas she moves by dragging her upper body with her hands and making a Ticky Ticky sound and cuts anyone who sees her in half with a scye or a sickle however the police have not confirmed this rumor and are still searching for the truth they have asked the public to state I don't know if you guys have been following distractable but my light is haunted and it has been it has been haunted for quite some time I've tried to fix it and there's nothing I can do about it so we're just going to live with it however the police have not confirmed this rumor and are still searching for the truth they have asked the public to stay calm and alert and to report any suspicious activity or information to them is a syban legend res terrified all right it's probably nothing this is unbelievable how could this happen I don't know I oh reminder get groceries almost forgot to pick up some groceries but I got all the food I need right here I got everything I could po oh it's a fan I thought it was something else I've got everything I could possibly want a bed three pillows a lamp something behind my curtain the infinite void of nothingness that face that's going to jump out at me right oh I almost missed it h everything I could possibly want get out oh wait I have to bring the shopping list is that the shopping list [Music] hello huh oh I see ah milk milk olive oil white rice instant Ramen cereal and tea bag snack snacks dish soap okay let's go great this is good oh oh I suppose that's fine nothing really weird about that oh I can't go that way I didn't want to go that way anyway I think I saw the convenience tour over this way what is it with Japanese games horror games and convenience stores I always found convenience stores to be comforting and relaxing and slightly murderous but that's part of the charm that's the reason why you go the thrill of it otherwise life would be very boring this don't seem like Japan given the American signage or English signage anyway maybe some Latin based language Okie doie then did that oh I see have you guys ever noticed that happening in real life that happens a lot for me that was a delayed footstep usually I think I'm fooling myself but I'm only [Applause] almost I'm almost positive I heard multiple footsteps there okay hello all right tea bags is that even on my list oh all right whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa all right thank you white rice yep that was on there milk milk olive oil white white rice white rice and ramen cereal and tea bag snacks dish soap milk milk olive oil white rice in Ramen instant Ramen cereal and tea bag snack snack snacks dish soap okay freaking High why are you following me don't need tell me I don't know if this is helping still need to get groceries listen I don't care who you is if some old lady comes up to you in the middle of the night doesn't matter if you're in a store or if you're in the middle of the woods if an old lady comes up you and tells you to run you run you don't think about it you don't need to think about it the wisdom in that old lady even if it's an eldrich being there's a lot of years there a lot of wisdom you don't question it they know better you run and that's it you don't need to think there's no thinking [Music] [Music] [Music] involved [Music] for milk milk lemonade Round the Corner fudge is made milk milk olive oil white rice instant Ramen cereal and tea bags snacks snacks snacks dish soap dish soap okay let's just get them in order where is my milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk nope all right milk all whatever cereal okay what do you olive oil I do need that but after milk I need double milk I mean need I need two jugs of milk snacks snacks snacks I need big old milk milk why are you unrefrigerated why do you seem to be in the shampoo section whatever milk milk and instant Ramen Ramen Tada okay thank you ma'am ma' ma'am let out the possibilities of what could happen she's in the bathroom she got murdered she's hiding under the counter waiting for me to uh Le suspect it or the rapture I'm going to guess the bathroom hey you on the toilet all right well I'll just close that okay I'mma leave now don't mind me oh mind me all right fine I need to settle the bill what's stopping me from running though do I do I need to do I do I need to what if I just go home what's stopping me what's stopping me from going home fine that's fine so over under on the cashier being cut in half in the back room here where is the wait where I can't even get to the back area hello hello hello hello ah yeah of course I go in the back way this is a good idea oh I can't even climb hi for some reason this is what I have to do hello hi I'm sorry I can just settle my bill do I oh I thought he said wait here isn't whoa do you hear that all okay it's perfectly normal occurrence all right well that was weird sure did oh oh my God are you okay are you all right that doesn't look good I know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas in it you okay you dead what happened to you and how in half are you cut anybody no one can question this all right I'll wait inside hello did you notice see everything's fine that wasn't everything but all right okay what's wrong with that old lady thanks okie dokie then I'm done here that took that took a lot longer than I okay oh no I'd recognize that sound anywhere oh no is it out or in is it in is that come from the in is that on the in is that an in noise oh no I don't know why I think peeping up over the thing is going to help oh no oh no oh okay oh yeah this is good I'm going to open that door I'm going to open it I'm here I go all right if I have a running start I'll be fine oh that's nice oh that's great H okay good I'm happy nope oh right what what oh he oh God oh my God oh my God where what who where hi hello oh god oh oh God oh my God oh my God is that the pitter patter oh my God I told you my life was hunted oh that synced up too nicely with the music oh my God I saw all of that I'm going to be scarred for life I'll never be able to purge that from my memories if I have them for much longer well let's see if it works for me oh I'm fine I will run oh you know what I won't run I'm just going to calmly walk back nothing can get me cuz running is what got that lady killed honestly I don't know why she had to sprint out like that everything is fine I thought I was dead I thought I was dead oh my God Mi my May me me oh my wasn't that nice okay great one of two huh well you know yeah let's let's just continue we don't need to repeat all that stuff I bet the truest way to win is to not play at all oh hey come here you H oh all right man I haven't jumped that hard in a long time that jumped so hard my arm hurts not like heart attack like I jolted back I'm good ah nice a piab a piab hi Oh Where Are You stabbing H he we okay I'm not scared scared anymore I'm not scared of you I ain't afraid of you all I got to do is wait here I'd like to think that's not the pitter patter of footsteps but it's just someone just cranking one out real fast and just short stuttering bursts man okay that didn't work out well for her but what if I go counter oh wouldn't the counter be open okay it's fine probably so what I need to do is not do that I'm going around I'm going this way I'm too smart for the TIY TIY I knew it this is the answer hello this is what it's all about oh God I'm in danger where's the light oh my God this is fine why didn't that lady take this car key with her I wonder that's fine oh I'm dead I'm so dead I'm a dead man [Applause] you can't cut a car in [Music] half damn Get Wrecked all right cool good um oh yeah you are dead maybe okay that was tiki Tiki moonlint dread that was good I like that video [Music] over is

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 2,789,819

Keywords: markiplier, scary games, horror games, teke teke, japanese horror, jumpscares, all endings

Id: DYI7cC7MKUU

Length: 21min 3sec (1263 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 26 2023