Technoblade meets Vikkstar & LazarBeam on Dream SMP

okay i am here where are you at oh there he is there he is hey all right let me join a vc with these guys hello mr technoblade can you help us we've been on this server for an entire week and we have no idea what's going on can you can you know about the story from yourself all right well see this is this is a common problem because like almost nobody on the server actually makes videos they just decide to do a plot stream like three times per day and then there's no way to catch up and everyone just gives up but that's okay because the only story that matters is technoblade's point of view and he does make videos so basically what happened is before i got here there was some more over disks nobody cares anyways then i logged on to the server and there was a festival and uh yeah tubbo died or something he dies a lot i saw that i saw that he died very quickly yeah very instantaneous it was quite impressive so schlatt was a dictator or whatever and then we had a big revolution where pretty much everyone betrayed him and then we uh then he had a heart attack and oh i think it was a stroke actually there were some doctors in my chat telling me we were the symptoms wrong so anyways he died and then they elected tubo as president and you know i'm all about that anarchy so i was i was kind of slightly upset so i started stabbing everyone spawn some withers i think wilbur blew everything up and then phil's that killed him and then he died for real and now he's a ghost now without his memories so anyways i had a new government i've been i've been doing my retirement arc dream started cyber bullying the new government and they were going to go fight him but tubo has like zero courage and well actually he does have courage it's just for anyone except his citizens so then he decided hey i'm just gonna exile tommy to appease this hostile foreign power and everyone was like okay and so i exiled tommy but no one cares because i mean i mean it's tommy nothing of value was lost am i right guys yeah yeah you know where he lives now by chance somewhere in the i think he's like a dirt hut somewhere in the north over there or a little bit before i'm done today yeah right okay so i guess our lives were right because we we kind of were we worked out that little mambo felt like a bit of a cult you know yeah it's not like would you like to move in it's like oh we have good real estate oh you should hire this oh you should move in you should come join us just drink the kool-aid yeah man very weird energy governments they're kind of cringe if you ask me that was exactly my feelings yeah it's just weird weird energy so we stacked up outside of town and they just keep they keep messing with us and watching us and it's just well i mean you're really energy in the render distance so i mean honestly we're like spying on them as they spy on ourselves all we see is them just kind of stood on stood on top of things double it that creeper just keeps taking my stuff so i mean he's already made an enemy out of me one second i see a chance for free gunpowder here i'm collecting gunpowder for peaceful reasons these peaceful reasons i think i can potentially get behind these peacefully listen i i know what you're thinking i i've been i've been violent in the past all right but you know what i i've realized that that's just not the way to achieve my goals okay i'm trying to become a good person to lead through positive example and just prove that this whole government thing it just sucks it's just it causes so much conflict isn't the conflict what people really want at the end of the day they want they want something to be mad about you know perhaps that's true perhaps people just enjoy being angry hey you guys want to see my new house yeah let's let's let's do that all right but this is this is my secret retirement house new le mans you guys got you guys got to swear to swear this to secrecy all right yeah but i trust you guys all right you know we're all you i mean like youtube we're retired too we're chilling in broome if you're just trying to play our bingo mate and it's just that's true you guys are very old but i need you to swear on the single most sacred thing to us youtube streamers i need you to swear on your channel memberships oh without a doubt we actually have a big plan we're going to build the church of youtube memberships i'll have to join that religion yeah one thing i noticed as well is they've got this whole like manberg thing where they've got this built up city and like when it came to like you know getting useful things they couldn't really help us can we have some stuff and they're like oh here's a chest of like leftover items with like yeah they gave us like pretty much nothing you think you want to look after the elderly like those guys and everything they're all about steel and labor honestly that's what government's all about like they they stole all my items for the revolution and then used it to make a new government ah they stole forest the president stole four stacks of emerald blocks which president is that that's tubber how about i i i wouldn't i wouldn't have guessed he is he yeah he seemed to mention that he seemed so nice and innocent when they give you the tour it's all love and hugs oh yeah they're trying to rewrite history there well this is done i've got to go find where tommy lives i think he's to the east of where i live so well you know you you came to the right guy i'm the human gps is what they call me i was gonna say yeah there's a lot of uh here's a boat for you guys i'm just i'm just going to hop on your bum all right you take gaming friends i don't understand memberships rise up yeah you reckon they'd be mad if like tnt happen to explode in the temple of twitch i cannot think of something that would make them more angry if i'm being loved with you you're definitely toyed with the idea i mean they care enough they can just rebuild it [Laughter] you're gonna unite the entire server against you it's just it's gonna be it's gonna be bad but the whole service has been against you and like what have they achieved you know well that's because they don't know where i live right now we aren't techno blade mate in case you didn't know tack now uh on on their first day of meeting on the server uh tommy um uh took me and lennon into an alley he then um blocked the enterprises mugged lannon and killed him he barely even had any items they were like oh look there's cool stuff in here come in here come in here we'll show you the cool stuff and then they'll be treated that that's just that's just how tommy operates honestly yeah i thought it was only tommy though but it seems that that that culture is spread to everyone else in le mans actually killed you he killed you upon tommy's command loyalty is also not a consistent feature of their culture dude there's no loyalty whatsoever and they they have the nerve to call me a traitor it's just appalling we were a bit hesitant because when we set up our base right outside of town we didn't really know their true their true uh ways of life at that point but as time goes on i feel like it is becoming more and more unsafe being that close to town the retirement community is done the constant stage you should get some like social security checks from new le mans see how those policies and handouts i like it all right well here's my house oh this is quite nice i really like the aesthetic don't mind me i think we begin work on our temple soon youtube memberships are unrepresented on this exactly that can be a whole arc it's just youtube gamers versus twitch streamers well that's the thing like i figured we actually have like a you know a decent number of youtube gamers we could we could really do something yeah i don't know what but we could do something there is a lot of value in a different point of view and dreams sort of like a hybrid so we could we could get him over to our side and then the five of us would just kill everyone i reckon we could get carl too i reckon carl would listen to us i don't know how i feel about him he's a bit of a wild child one day he'll say your friends and the next day he'll just take all your stuff your entire base i was going to say that that does not sound like my horse at all oh your horse is called carl yeah he's just saying i don't i didn't know why you guys were just slammed no i like this cull better yeah i like this best carl i have a gift for you oh thank you thank you so on a completely unrelated note to that gift who wants to go to tommy's house oh you know completely unrelated yeah sure i'd like yeah let's go say hi just to say hi i mean to be fair there's uh there's nothing more poetic than uh than than justice and i think i mean i've been i've been getting i've been slowly getting just just by like every time i walk past this house i'd like break a window or something like that like one of them like every now and then i just smash something revenge i'm robbing you guys he's pretty broke right now i don't i don't know how much revenge there is that's like kicking someone while they're down exactly don't even let them have like the grass rooftop make it dirty no no no like it's definitely a fine line to to walk and figure out is how much you can just absolutely annihilate someone's progress and work but you know what i spent my entire day getting a lot of the stuff that he stole from me so he kept your pickaxe as well i saw him walking around with a diamond pickaxe the other day i'm pretty sure it was yours definitely mine but didn't did you steal it in the first place don't worry about it don't watch your step watch your step okay we all felt every single one of us i was expecting something much more cool he didn't understand yeah he thought it was like planned i was like oh he really hit his new base now this is the real base and there's just 50 withers in there see here's what i'm thinking though is i would really like to see tommy's like face when it happens i'd like to see the absolute fear in his eyes you could make a pressure oh you know what that could be quite good actually because you put the tnt in there you put a pressure plate above it you leave and then he would be the one to set off the tnt that then goes on and there would be no knowledge of what happened wait i see a tent over there i just want him to actually i want him to know i did it i want him for that i wanted to know i don't think this is their main base oh wait there's something over here well welcome to a long stead char oh hello hello hello the prime log prime one it's religious oh i get it i get it because it's oh it's like a twitch prime vlog yeah every time they ring this bell they make five hundred dollars it's truly disgusting youtube membership style let's go oh yeah youtube membership's gonna get some youtube memberships in the chat yeah youtube membership blog you know what membership you know what one second one second i have a great prank we can pull on them you see the prime log sign now i'm not going to mess with the prime log itself because that's so that's a sacred artifact but the sign isn't oh my god i just got so many channel numbers this is the greatest this is the best i'm gonna have to find a bell of my own oh my god so much green chat i don't know why i made a new crafting table it was instinct i had 48 in my inventory and i just crafted one again because i needed it oh i've got a good idea for a really really good one i'm gonna totally get him with this watch this look at this boys come out oh here we go oh they're gonna walk into that screen like an like a idiot of fools so we didn't find tommy's place of accident we have a little search i think i think he does live here and in this town yes oh it's the oh true threat i'm just saying i don't understand the problem or not with a little i just these rules that's fine we can just put you can just put a tnt under the log and then don't step on that all right i like this i like it it's incredibly hidden it's incredibly hidden i like it incredibly hidden all right we'll call it even stevens after that tommy one second my chat saying dream is making fun of me on twitter oh he just made fun of me for making a 49th crafting table oh my god i'm living in this man's head rent-free i tell you rent-free we'll see if if if tommy doesn't retaliate after that we're even going to retaliate out of the city i think tommy understands that he doesn't need any more enemies but on the other hand i somehow doubt that he really he's never going to understand that he's just going to provoke more and more people until he's just getting spawned killed repeatedly has this happened before it sounds like you're speaking from experience just one day there's going to be like a a shift system where like on monday you have to kill them every day and then on tuesday dream kills some constantly just take turns like it's uh yeah i i can i can dig that we have like a whole schedule we can get people from different time zones so it's 24 7. you can't even stream all right thanks man thanks you take it from here well thank you for the tour and the uh and the great insight we are going to uh make some some weaponry in case there is we've got it yeah we've got to gear up you know the the oldies we're just trying to live a life of peace and peace and quiet playing some bingo you know he got mugged they saw him as an easy target he couldn't defend himself nor could i that's how it works in this world if you want peace you need strength i think i understand that now so it's time to hit the gym nothing makes people more peaceful than when you activate strength potions for the tour and good luck with your uh anarchistic endeavors and should you need us down the line let us know anything you need anything you need all right i'll see you guys all right peace out tonight what [Music] you

Channel: Technothepig

Views: 1,934,592

Keywords: Technoblade, Vikkstar123, LazarBeam, Technoblade Minecraft, Technoblade Dream SMP, Dream SMP, Vikkstar123 Dream SMP, LazarBeam Dream SMP, DreamSMP

Id: EiQZoJvyU4I

Length: 14min 20sec (860 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 06 2020