Technoblade having HUGE brain for 10 minutes straight

ladies and gentlemen the in the vods the records will show that we went to a smaller piece of land and did exactly this on a smaller scale and it didn't affect it at all it was a completely reversible process what he asked me to exchange in human trafficking by asking me to give him pete and as a just man i refused because slavery is bad dude i disagree brexit so here's what were you comparing technoblade to i'm comparing him to nazi germany actually that's not even the treaty of versailles i thought that's sweet josh whoa not even nazi world war one treaty it's not even nazi germany wasn't it okay that's fine uh that man just shot god [Music] if you look at the arrow it appears to be from it shot from behind it entered the back of his knee which would suggest that it was actually from the jury's side if you check my inventory i do not own a bow and arrow that i could have fired where are we going there is please don't outfly me when you're following oh my god you can't follow me if you're in front of me and yet and yet i'm managing i'll go buy the contract all right uh take a position to nuke all of us jesus i'm pretty good with these uh pretty good with these terms tommy what's my name again what's my name uh it says here condition five techno blade must be referred to as an alpha male at all times signed by tommy in it where are these guys are they actually up there yeah they're like really out there they're really doing it right now a enchantment table by the way they wanted me to tell you that did it teleport you up there yeah i did slash top it worked so you're saying you want me to get to the other side and i'm not supposed to fall into the giant pit of lava yes precisely all right you somehow actually manage this under 50 deaths i will be very impressed okay listen you know i swear to god if you somehow met no what no there's no way brah not even close [Music] your mind is just melted okay just simple parkour you got this oh my god there's some obvious trap here that i feel could be avoided go in any like non-obvious way oh my god you and your little games what what i'm just too smart for this dude keep making it and you keep teleporting me back take the pearl no not that way i'm so long idiot oh you can't do it like what is this oh my god the creepers just are they immune to pigs he knows my foolproof disguise huh wait we're just gonna do this again until you get footage right there's a barrier block isn't there you know what it was just do whatever you want stop okay one of these say win and one of these say lose so if you hit the win sign we'll call it a day and we'll say you hit the no okay well it's this one let's go yeah i can hear you type letters the four-letter word dude i don't there's no way stop you're hurting my friend is that actually how you do it yeah you like went over and this one is loose and you went like enter okay you you have ten thousand iq i'm done i was the last guy good game uh anyhow back to the color green in the great gatsby really symbolizes uh his ambition but then one day i checked my phone dm from keemstar 30 minutes ago two words you stream question mark i'm like this is it this is my chance i checked my channel last stream three months ago uh-oh so yeah you know i tell keemstar yes yes i do stream that's the thing i'm i am known for doing all the time is streaming just it's all i do all day every okay i just said yes but you know what he asked he didn't ask like how often do you stream okay you just ask do you stream yes i've done that before no lies detected but i used the gun to shoot knives oh my god why this is a metaphor you see all of these look like challenges in life that we just don't think we can do but once you just walk up there with nothing but your bare fist and start punching your problems in the face they just don't respond [Music] okay great team just slowly bridging over i think it's a metaphor for death anyway i i think it deeply reflects the ontological statement of the play as a whole uh-huh philosophy yay for years i studied the chicken while you partied had friends i studied flight patterns after i stole that thumbnail from the air force my speed is unmatched let's see the bridge it took me like one game of sumo to master it no no no no that's all it took to adapt man it's too late you can't use these tricks against me anymore fine fine fine fine you have to do that wait i want to see if like oh wait a minute wait a minute wait no no no they're bisecting our reflections organic jose phenom oh oh do i have competition is this like smart people stuff yeah he keeps he's doing the invincibility glitch so he gets to the water i'm so smart this is gonna take 10 years so far away just let him just let him get there it's great the connection got throttled fine you want creative you'll still die but you don't even have health increase you'd have to use a command to kill me he's thinking it through i can hear the clock i was though it really was was explaining that this was actually a democratic decision yeah but if the republican bisexuals come through then it changes oh my god what do you not think that okay all right but what if you recalibrate defibrillators yes but using the words bit i said bit god i hate myself i was gonna say photosynthesis anyone who stands harry potter is ravenclaw by definition i can't express how much i'm just liking this right now we we [Music] every time you make that noise i think you're closer to me exactly but the truth is i am closer to you and i'm saying that to throw you off stop stop doing that i'm in your head you actually are playing minecraft you need like a phd theoretical physics if you want even a chance of understanding gameplay here this is it the final one we want to determine who is the best minecraft player a contest of wit skill i use force i don't know what this does flying he's dead i did i did it i'm the best so far back oh my god did you see that skill right there the plays being made oh my goodness i have a stick no no i thought it was a normal stick what was that what did the stick do it just launched me into orbit then again it's possible that my deep cynicism of others has led me to falsely believe their friendliness is motivated by want of personal gain instead of them just being good-natured people who want to hang out with friends to live more fulfilling lives maybe even who knows achieve real happiness nah it's probably the subs oh some delayed knockback almost as delayed as the southern mongol fleet which had delays after the commander died unexpectedly actually i want to put some more glass in here the interior design is key if your property is not high value how will you be able to win the game i don't know i don't make the rules man i just discover them no i'm starting to think that i'm actually on to something now you see the strat it may seem like a complete joke but it actually has a few advantages that you may not have thought the one thing is home turf field advantage see a lot of the time when you die in skywars is because there's like 30 guys attacking you simultaneously you don't know what to do this never happens when you're a homeowner because you can just sit here i mean you can get rushed by multiple people but it's pretty unlikely because you know you've built fortifications once the game is progressed there's just not gonna be multiple people left alive to rush you in the first place so it's just it's not going to happen you're only going to have to beat the last guy and the thing about being the last guy is that he's usually not a random he usually has like full profile or whatever but somehow the strat perseveres because he sees what he sees is a random steve skin builder in a terrible house he assumes you downloaded the game yesterday he assumes that you think you're playing single player and that you don't even know the difference between him and a creeper and then suddenly he tries to bridge up and you become spontaneously intelligent and then just throw him off a cliff before he can do anything and free coins that or skywars players are just really really bad i think both of these explanations are about [Music] you

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Published: Thu Jan 28 2021